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01x09 - Sweets & Treats

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x09 - Sweets & Treats

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what are you doing I'm making toffee

apples oh and you're making them very

well you see Mr Slater's put me in

charge of his new sweet and Donut Bar do

you know I think his Donuts are gonna

sell like hot cakes Hot Cakes get it

we finished

oh so those toffee apples look fantastic

you're so clever I wish I knew what I

was doing I haven't got a clue how to

make donuts mind you I'm not worried Mr

Slater has hired two top International

chefs who are donut experts and they're

due here any minute

oh no

it's not you two is it

you're the so-called donut expert

well who are you then

you're the expert oh well who's he

he's the donut

well you better come in here then come

on I hope they know what they're doing

so how exactly will you be cooking

these Donuts

what

I've got to read the instructions I

thought you two were experts you are are

you come on then let's get busy right

first of all it says you have to make

batter with a wooden spoon well go on

then it's batter

what do you think you're doing

you're battering sweep

not that kind of batter it says you had

to make batter with eggs milk and flour

first of all crack two eggs into a dish

get that sorted two eggs into a dish

that's it

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okay

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off you go

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oh very good

okay and another one

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oh very well density you're gonna need a

glass of milk next right now according

to this book

excuse me that's not for you to drink is

it smartypants

you've got to put the milk in the bowl

to make the batter pour it in that's it

very good all right sweet you're going

to need to mix that up so go and get a

wooden spoon so you can mix the batter

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oh no oh no

oh

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that's very naughty

no sweet don't do that

stop doing that it's going everywhere

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we won't have any ingredients left at

this rate

stop it honestly

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now what have you got to say about that

stop milking it

very funny I saw all that and thanks to

you two we've got no eggs or milk left

we can't make any donuts now oh no

that's it there'll be no Donuts huh if

Mr Slater hears about that he's gonna

give me the sacks oh no

you know a place where you can get some

more eggs and milk really whatever what

are we waiting for come on let's get

busy

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hey hello farmer Checkers oh hello hey

so come on what brings you to my farm

then hey what

oh you're wondering if I've got any

fresh eggs or milk to spare well my

chickens lay the finest eggs and Daisy

my cow she delivers a cracking pint of

milk

hey look I'll tell you what city you go

over to the chicken bar and get yourself

some eggs and I'll go and see if Daisy's

got some milk yeah

yeah it's fresh Eggers from Checkers I

like it very good hey do me a favor

don't forget to say hello to all the

animals whilst you're here okay good

okay see you in a minute bye come on

boys

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thank you

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thank you very much Daisy it's a real

chain full lovely I'll be happy with

that

thank you

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right boys let's get the eggs and then

we can get back to making the donuts

sweep when I say right drop the eggs

into the sh**t and I'll catch them in

this basket

don't worry you're experts I've heard

that before do you understand what to do

what what do you mean what when I say

right drop the eggs into the chute

what's the signal

when I say right right

you great nincompoop that's not right

will you stop doing that wait till I'm

ready all right

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I thought I was working with experts

I was working with egg spurts

oh very funny I'll go and get the eggs

myself

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oh

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hey hey y'all Little Friends some fresh

milk for you and you did remember to

close all the gates and doors behind you

yeah don't want my animals wandering

about all over the place

oh you'll just do it now good dog

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dog

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come and see me anytime

hi hi

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please be patient everybody uh We've

made the batter and so it shouldn't be

too much longer now

do you know how to speed things up

let's get busy

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thank you

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gosh Richard will be so pleased with it

hang on where is Richard

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oh Richard oh thanks for setting me free

I've got to get back to the park I've

got to make donuts so Mr Slater's gonna

give me the sackie

oh thank goodness looking City

hello farmer Checkers we bought you some

donuts to say thank you for all the milk

and eggs you gave us oh thank you very

much hey did you bring any for Richard

uh no Sochi says we won't bother Richard

now he's up to his neck in it

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donut Richard no thanks bye-bye

everybody

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