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02x26 - Secret Double Agent

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secret Show". Aired: 16 September 2006 – 30 April 2007.*
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The series follows 2 spies, Anita Knight and Victor Volt as they try to save the world from the latest threats to civilization.

02x26 - Secret Double Agent

Post by bunniefuu »

I've got the secret thing back

[Music]

ad now I've got the secret thing you

miss and I've still got the

secret good catch Kowski but they're on

your tail can't

catch now I've got the oh

no no worries Kent now I got it and I'm

going to keep it

[Music]

ah let's get out of

here I'll have the secret thing

yet this is the fifth time this week Dr

ductor has tried to steal the secret

thing and it's only Tuesday somehow she

always seems to know exactly where we're

hiding it don't look at me we

it is a vital to the security of

everything we hold dear that the secret

thing stays out of Dr doctor's hands

yeah I agree you said it as you know my

name for reasons of security has changed

every single day and today you may call

me oh stinky

winky I thought I smell something now

now if you're all quite finished you

must find a hiding place for the secret

thing where doct doctor will never get

it we could hide it in your man piece ah

yes the secret compartment it actually

has one yes with a coat luck and

everything look

look there that's got

it now Dr doctor will never find the

secret thing oh

the Z phone is ringing um hello stinky

winky speaking I'll always find the

secret thing no matter where you hide it

stinky

winky

night the mental must be guarded day and

[Music]

night you take a break Todd I'll finish

off this shift

alone thanks

Kent hey it's me is it you of course

it's me it's the them phone the secret

thing is hidden inside stinky Winky's

mantle piece can you get inside it no I

no no no I I I don't have the code it's

obvious what you have to do then yeah

right what

my mtle piece gone on a secret

thing cold cauliflower cold cauliflower

where's agent Kent he's gone too Dr

doctor must have snatched them both she

won't get away with

this being a double agent is fun but

ah it's good to wear the old crash

helmet again stop giggling like school

girls you idiots

technicians crack that

[Applause]

[Music]

mantle it seems we need the code to open

in the mantle and we need to capture

stinky winky to get the code how are we

going to do that Dr doctor I have a

brilliant plan of

course there you go oh it's very

tasteful you'll soon get used to it

okay yes does it crackle like a real

fire no not really Oh I thought not

hello stinky winky are you reading me

there over agent Kent where are you I'm

sending coordinates as we speak Dr

doctor snatched your mantle but I

managed to snatch it back good snatching

agent Kent we must rescue him stinky

winky yeah and bring the coke to unlock

the secret thing this manle ways a ton

it might hinder our getaway this time

it's

personal oh I

forgot well done Kent we're on our way

well done Kent they're on their

way okay we must be on our guard this

could be a trap oh my mantle piece

careful me out me

out we've lost it and stinky winky as

[Applause]

well no no stop it tell me what I want

to know or I'll give it another mug ring

do your worst you won't get the coat

from me you idus hitan oh yes I will no

no you won't yes I will no you won't

will won't oh no

Expendables throw him in the dungeon and

let him rot will R will

R oh what a

Rutter huh

I've managed to escape again sir good

escaping agent

Kent tell me the code sir and I'll save

the secret thing good

idea what you

mean right really I'd never have guessed

wait I haven't finished

or good luck Agent K

science now we have the

code or was that the attack

code oh yes it

was I've just traced the mantle piece

fire its attack code defense signal send

us the coordinates we'll

do helmet stinky winky where are you

over here

this way oh thank goodness At Last I can

take this thing off how dare you give me

the wrong code I'm sorry I'm

sorry free

Expendable quick my mantle pce will

Savers mantle light codes s

s in

coming I see

them they got

away now what H my fire has finally G

out after all these years let's spread

out and collect some wood good

idea doctor doctor the mantle is down

lock on to my new signal excellent

prepare to snatch the secret thing I

have a new plan okie dokie doct doctor

hey cat oh you stayed behind to guard

the mantle piece all on your own wow

good man agent tent that's the

spirit ah stinky winky you again what do

you want now I just called to gloat I've

had the secret thing the whole time and

was just marring your mantle to be cruel

what that's impossible check for

yourself I'm going to enjoy the secret

thing goodbye

do you really think she's got the secret

thing there's only one way to find out

yes open the mantle and

check the secret thing it's still

here we

surrounded it's a trap take cover

ha

yeah oh the seing it's gone I've got it

I've got it ah Dr doctor will so pleased

with me well done Kent nice one kenty

I'm out of a*mo we can't hold them off

much longer we've got to get out of here

[Music]

we have

[Music]

it Hey where's Kent look there he is

he's being chased by them

agents we must help

him I've got it I've got the secret

thing what a man saving the secret thing

like

that oh yes great work Ken Bo is Dr

doctor mad at you now look at her she's

jumping up and

down Kent Kent just wait until

I agent Kent be trusted for exceptional

performance in the field I give you A's

highest honor the medal of exceptional

exceptional well done

if it wasn't for you agent Kent Dr

doctor would be in possession of the

secret thing I

No in fact you've done so well that from

now on you will be Chief guard of the

secret

thing how do you feel about

[Music]

that oh good