02x18 - The Hand

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look there's tech tech tech tech tech

tech

industries tie with me will you I'll

have more event on you

a we are doomed I knew these computer

games were a bad

idea uh VI are you still alive Simon

says no you're not still

[Laughter]

alive I like the Simon Says toys but no

one buys them anymore because they never

work

look my name is change dadd my name is

change dad my

name which reminds me for reasons of

security my name is indeed changed daily

today you may call

me oh rample still

skinny yes well that is exactly why we

have torn up our contract with toy maker

Simon Says and signed a brand new one

with tech tech tech tech tech

industries tech tech tech t t Victor

it's just a computer game company just

just they are the best I mean they make

the hand have you dipped yet dipped yet

oh D oh day this tech tech film film

will explain explain everything

everything tech tech tech tech tech

industries announces the ultimate in

computer game Hardware the hand all you

could want in the palm of your hand but

how can your hand be a computer game

Nano goo pure computer memory to dip

your hand in yeah go y

Nano goo dries instantly is undetectable

lasts 6 months and at only $1 199.99 a

dip it's a bargain you can't afford to

miss or why not double dip for only

$26.99 excluding tags baham have you

dipped yet terms and conditions apply

fingers may be injured important news oh

what is it Ray I've reached level four

what how did you get past the space

worms Oh

please woohoo I can't wait to be a

computer game Anita look there's tech

tech tech tech tech industries Oh goodie

I can't

wait this is so exciting come on come on

Anita Simon says goodbye play time is

over oh oh so much for plan a on to plan

B

hello um anyone here the goo's on but no

one's home wa look at all that Nano goo

yes Sunday night's an odd time for a

meeting are you quite sure it was today

Victor oh yes definitely today today I

shall destroy you it's Simon says the

toy maker yes the one as cast aside like

a forgotten play thing oh yes well about

that um my toy is not good enough for

you eh your toys don't work try telling

that to my remote control

soldiers destroy

them

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no Victor we've got to help

him guess that's the last we'll see of

Simon Says in his cheap toy

what what happened to

me what are you doing up here I don't

know

man I've turned into a human games

controller I think I've just found plan

C

threat I stepped in a giant atomic

Meadow muffin Meadow muffin oh please

you've got to take the Bol by the horns

and leap over them guys did I tell you

tech tech gave me a double dip for free

wow

wow

yeah what are you doing I don't know

it's as if the hand is a mind of its own

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[Laughter]

and Simon Says wiggle your

hand put us

down

and and across

[Applause]

and now it's play

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[Applause]

time at last everyone is playing with my

wonderful

toys can't stop playing

missed again this is

pointless Victor we've got to get you

out of Simon says's range yes get me to

tech tech it's our only hope I really

hate this game come

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on I have to jump into the nanogo just

like Simon Says did then we stand a

chance of beating him are you sure vctor

hey I made it to the fifth level I'd

like to see Simon Says beat that

okay 1 2

3

stop Simon didn't say you could do that

you can't do anything unless I say so

but I

can

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an can to play

oh sorry Victor my

turn is that the best you can do

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[Laughter]

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[Applause]

losers have a world Simon

need Victor are you still alive yes I'm

still alive but Simon's reached level

five he's on level

five well I've jumped to level seven

that's impossible well I logged on the

net with my hand and got the cheat coat

ah she got cheat coat sneaky

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[Applause]

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Victor hey wait a minute I'm only on

level

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five check this

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out what are these things space worms

Simon Says is on level 9

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SP what do I do you have to digi thrust

your flabber

blasters DJ may walk level 10 Ready or

Not space worm germs use your little

finger

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okay now clench your fist

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ha level

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12

uh-oh I wish I'd never double dipped yes

that's

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game

over I'm

okay I always win oh no he's found us

Anita

Anita have you doubled

yet double dipped s

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not wow level 13 and I was there to see

it

whoa and so tech tech tech tech tech

tech is free to proceed with the US

digital game as planned and we can all

live happily and Ever After but Rumple

still skinny what about Simon says who

oh him yes yes held c*ptive by a number

of Triple dipped

Gods the world is now free to play as

that did it Anita are you paying

attention shh I'm nearly at level 30

level 30 how did you get past the laser

lice oh you waggle your thumb it

activates the hyper flabber you can do

that without some bonus pandas oh let me

try that let you

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wag I've been offered a job in London

decisions must be made so I'm leaving

that's put hard place questions must be

answered one becomes all but the blood

of a warrior