[Music]
hello itsy bitsy bunny fans everywhere
sweet little granny here oh look bunny
kins they've given me a lovely new
carpet oh that's it bouncy bouncy
[Music]
[Music]
it won't open stand
back professor
professor look at my lovely locks oh no
it's another one of his crazy cures for
baldness what's it
doing it's going to explode
wow at this rate in a few hours the
whole base will be overgrown with hair
what can we do I need an urgent
transfusion of DNA DNA how are you
spelling that where do we get this DNA
you must go and get Somey Gene from my
identical twin brother identical twin
brother what does he look like Victor I
it was a joke a joke I knew I know no
I'm sorry Anita I cannot allow you to go
chasing about willing in a looking for
Professor professor's missing brother no
butt Sita it's a waste of others
resources which could result in a
terrible breach of security and you know
how seriously I take security yes yes
right okay yes it is for reasons of
security that my name is changed
daily in fact today you may call
me broccoli Spears
[Laughter]
[Music]
broccoli Spears at the current rate of
growth Professor professor's hair will
cover the whole earth in 24 hours what
well what are you waiting for comb the
planet bring me the DNA of Professor
professor's twin
brother whoa this is one bad hair day
[Music]
what was that forgot to tell you giant
headlight are breeding in the hair say
itching like
crazy okay guys you're getting close to
Professor professor's mother's house
thanks Ray Professor professor's mother
is called fra fra and his brother is
called Maestro not Maestro Maestro then
no if we could just have a word FR FR FR
[Music]
FR will you stay still it's about
mro that got her we need to talk to
mro stop saying by
[Applause]
[Music]
inside sorry FR fra but professor
professor is desperate to find his
brother yeah and I want to know why he's
not called Maestro
Maestro Victor you have asked so I shall
tell
you my little Maestro wrote an opera to
become a maestro
Maestro but he could never finish it so
what did he do he red it to pieces and
R see he's
gone but I always keep it his Opera oh
how I miss my little m
[Music]
St fire got
him another one on my tail got him
another one on my got another I'll give
you a hand no time Victor we have to
report back to broccoli Spears a I want
to stay and sh**t headlight yeah
well it's obvious what we need to do it
is you must perform Professor
professor's twin brothers Opera so we
can get his DNA before the world is
overrun with giant head lace my brother
is bound to come out of hiding to hear
his Opera being performed alons can help
us he's a trained singer alons I thought
he was a sculptor art takes many forms
Victor for once I'm ahead of you ah
alons did you get my usmail with a music
sheet attached I was moveed to tears I
must have the lead role I will play
Maestro in his own Opera but I wanted to
play oh he's hung
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
up there's too many of
them we can't hold them off for much
longer
[Music]
as big hair and giant headlight take
over the world the whole planet will be
doomed in less than 3
hours and finally on a lighter note a
brand new Opera the little bitty sapling
is being staged tonight your tickets are
hideously expensive but mine were
absolutely free because I'm Stacy
Stern and sign of maestro
yet
no not yet but he has to come it's our
only hope wow you look great Anita I
mean FR fra hey how do I look um let's
get into position Victor that's
professor professor to
you building secure start the show
[Music]
oh little bitty sapling oh little bitty
tree when I'm the greatest Maestro you
will be my baton you will be the Baton
for
me the Baton for
me I want a pointy stick oh little bitty
tree then I'm a great Professor you will
be my pointy stick you'll make the
finest pointy stick for me
a pointy stick for
me and you shall have your Seck look
here's a little tree with a couple of
work of my little
lordex give it to me me
[Applause]
[Music]
me I knew it all along and now I see
it's true miy never loved me the one she
loved was you no not at all best of all
not at all best of all not at
[Applause]
all boys what is all this
[Music]
noise Who Do You Love best just get it
off your chest I think I might have
guessed tell us who Do You Love best is
it me of course it's him is it him no
it's him
[Music]
[Applause]
no it isn't true it wasn't like that yes
it was yes it was bravo bravo still no
sign of maestro
[Applause]
no what have I done what have I
done keep singing it's our only hope we
have to find my stroll my mother loves
my brother best of
[Music]
all
[Music]
enough enough ooh pretty catchy tough T
tough
tough no it isn't
so no It Isn't
[Music]
So
enough yeah it is me me my brother my
son it's my
goodness you silly boys you silly boys I
love you both the
same I love you both the same she really
does she really does she loves us both
[Music]
my unfinished Opera finally has an
ending and finally Maestro Maestro e FR
fra oh yeah happy family once more with
our whole life ahead of us only 7
minutes until the world becomes a giant
hairball hey G yes oh no but what can we
do what can we do funny you should
mention that mro Maestro I need some of
your DNA in a highly dangerous and
experimental operation to save the
planet oh just like old
[Applause]
times Well Done team thanks to Maestro
Maestro's balene DNA professor professor
is once again hairless and harmless and
the Earth is free of his horrible hair
ball
which has now become a planet in his own
right populated by 20 foot tall
headlight I would like to name my Planet
hairy scary lice World
delightful what that yeah I kep one as a
pet it's really very cute what here
Manfred here boy you can't help C your
professor professor
no no
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02x16 - A Hairy Scary World
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The series follows 2 spies, Anita Knight and Victor Volt as they try to save the world from the latest threats to civilization.
The series follows 2 spies, Anita Knight and Victor Volt as they try to save the world from the latest threats to civilization.