02x10 - Catch the Birdman!

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hello my little puppets sweet

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little faster faster he's getting

away catch the Birdman

Anita the camera loves you it adores you

it worships you how's the camera feel

about me alons the camera says tell

Victor to stop getting in the way of

Anita yeah right make up

what so you really take this acting

stuff seriously ah lady movies are a

serious business this is my big break my

first speaking part what do you get to

say I get to say ah twice um it is only

a training film oh yeah well some of the

biggest stars started in training films

uh it's a secret training film

secret I got to call my agent Mar an do

I look okay uh

action congratulations team acting is

the hardest job in the world you have to

be absolutely worm perfect it's not fair

there Anita had the best lines and all

the close-ups Al says I'm a natural Al

says I'm a natural in just a few moments

we will screen the secret training film

for our new recruits in a secure

location now as you know I take security

very seriously and it is for that reason

that my name is changed daily today you

can call me a oh spicy onion dip

we shall now go to the secure viewing

location let's go to the

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movies right you new recruits welcome to

your first Training Day at

hhq the film you're about to see will

show you all you need to know about

being an agent agent Ray the secret

training film thank you spicy onion

dip run the secret

film um everything all right Ray yep oh

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[Laughter]

goody hold it right there

Birdman go

no Birdman you're under

arrest what's all that for huh

Anita thank

you stunning spectacular unmissable

wonder and absolutely Ultra top toppy

top secret this film must never fall

into the wrong eyes

it will never leave the building move it

new recruits report to the as*ault

course

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immediately Fame will surely be

mine so magnetic real star quality I

must do a DVD extra on you the man

behind the man behind us me no no no no

no I couldn't Poss I I will make you a

star all right

then I forgot the secret training

film it's

gone bir seed spicy onion dip spicy

onion that's it give me more exude exude

good good are you sure this is my best

side the spicy onion dip the absolute

top secret training films that must not

leave the US building is gone

what my nickn

wonderful where are Victor and

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Anita I mean

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agent Victor Vault pass grade A yes

agent Anita Knight pass grade A+

five A+ what there you go new recruits

that's all there is to it the computer

will Mark your abilities and remember

the computer's decision is final begin

with this simple basic easy pit s Victor

Anita the secret training film

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St

fantastic stop filming

oh you promised agents spicy onion dip

and professor professor

fail oh no that means they've

been

demoted you know I'm sure these suits

were rumia last time I was a training

agent who said that I'm sorry spicy

onion dip the computer says that I'm now

in charge of us and the computer's

decision it's final I know but who could

possibly take my position how professor

professor can see anything through these

things beats me who said that who said

that trainee agents your mission is to

track down and capture the Birdman and

return the secret film safely to us good

luck training agents

and

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action watch way you're flying it's not

my fault I can't reach the pedals it

doesn't have pedals you poop oh that

will be

why I can't see it's not going I don't

worry I can see everything you won't

stop me my film will be seen by millions

I'm going to be

famous

scoot start the

download hi Stacy Stern so do you have

the film yes I'm downloading it to you

now will I make the 6:00 news you'll be

the 6:00

news he's downloading the film I can't

stop the transmission traine recruits

you have to stop that

download let's

go oh thank you alons I take back

everything I said about you it was be

most striking cinematically if you

landed on top of the Birdman no don't

drop me don't drop

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me go give me that secret

fil hello

hello I've got it watch out

my public

await Hollywood here I come professor

professor are you still

alive yes I'm still alive what a stupid

question and cut

oh I can't

see

I why is everyone laughing oh no they

failed to stop

Birdman it's hilarious sight splitting

this film will be a comic Blockbuster of

course that's it I know exactly how to

get the secret film back you do oh yeah

get me a Birdman's agent immediately

um hello Mari how are

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you as may have stopped us from seeing

their secret training film but they're

happy to share their latest movie

Blockbuster o catch the

Birdman I hope this plan of Professor

professors Works crazier things have

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happened with me now are the stars of

tonight's feature film but where is

Birdman hopefully he's flying in

specially

I am the star I'm the star of this

movie this this is my big moment you're

right let him have it now

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Victor okay you can all go home now what

no movie nope it was just a trap just a

trap just a trap I said nothing to here

nothing nothing at all it's all over

it's finished now come on I haven't got

homes to go

to and so Birdman good news everyone the

mission was a grade A success and the

computer says everyone can have their

old jobs back don't want to me neither I

like to be an agent I'm a professor now

yes he's a professor oh goody look look

I get a new name of the day you should

be good what snotty pimple

chin I want my old job

back give me my

glasses I want to move

I hey stop it people stop it stop no no

stop I want to be Ray oh end the