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02x19 - Secret Santa

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secret Show". Aired: 16 September 2006 – 30 April 2007.*
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The series follows 2 spies, Anita Knight and Victor Volt as they try to save the world from the latest threats to civilization.

02x19 - Secret Santa

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

hi there kids sweet little girl here and

welcome to the fluffy bunny

show oh hello

children we were just watching my very

first fluffy bunny show would you like

to watch it

too and okay shall we sing Our Song oky

dokie fluffy fluffy bunnies Bing in the

wood oh oh my didn't I look young back

come on move along this time slot is

needed urgently no I don't remember that

I'm sorry sweet little granny come on

move along time slot nearly cleared

stand by on five's going on clear clear

clear clear clear clear run the secret

show oh

sorry good morning Victor Anita and

professor professor good

morning oh yes of course for reasons of

security my name is changed daily today

you may call

me oh prepare to be

collected prepare to be collected not

funny some unknown person has texted me

but how could anyone know your number

it's changed daily yes good point

got to

sh**t fuel low I'm going to

[Music]

jump I agree here help world leader

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

jump we lost him what is that

thing it's a floaty head or Ray and his

team are on their way Victor Victor

hello are you still alive or am I

talking to myself yes I'm still alive I

just hope that they

are is all prepared on zabulon griny it

is Prince Spong I might have known it

floaty heads we are called

zabulon your floaty heads save your

fancy names for your own Planet as you

wish for that is exactly where we are

taking you sticky

head ha set course for

[Music]

zabulon go get him

guys I'm missing a space fight I'm

missing a space fight

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

oh no turn back turn back

[Music]

me's not going to make

[Music]

it it's imposs possible to rescue them

we found that the floaty heads planet is

one big trap we only just got out in

time it is an exoplanet with everyone

living on the inside

curve there is no way we can ever get

inside which is why with a heavy heart I

have to play this recording to you

all if this tape is playing then I must

assume that I am missing in action and

that I'm not with you

anymore if I have been kidnapped then

please try and get me back whatever it

takes whatever they ask for give it to

them my code name for all rescue

attempts will

be oh pineapple

chunks now come on guys order order is

there no one who can break into that

planet and rescue pineapple chunks there

must be someone it's impossible would

you listen there is only one person who

can break in anywhere on that person is

yes no no no it's stupid stupid no sorry

no no no no no who are you thinking of n

n no no well go on no come on tell us

tell

us who tell us okay okay okay hey you

promise you won't laugh no not now okay

unforced entry yes get in anywhere yes

never caught yes the only person who can

do that is yes Santa

Claus no come on

Santa think about it that crazy guy can

get in anywhere why not he has a point

yeah wouldn't that to us you think he oh

come on we're highly trained agents he

climbs down chimneys and gives kids

presents I say we ask him has anyone met

Santa Claus yeah I did once well nearly

when I was a

[Music]

child have you spotted him yet no

Santa

a everyone out on your Sky bites find

Santa

Claus see mother my 83rd alien zoo is a

success just remember to feed them this

time I'm not letting you have an 84th go

oh that's what you always say

mother now now dear don't get all

oh how come she gets all the

visitors

[Music]

um have you spotted him yet no not

yet I'll meet you by the fireplace Santa

have you spotted him yet

no hello

Sant hi Santa Victor

Victor terribly sorry gift wrapping

season here let me help you

up thanks

sorry it's my magic gloves I I'll take

them off now jump up here little fell

and tell me what you

want oh thank you well Canta I want you

to lead a heavily armed special attack

Squad to break through alien defenses on

a on a hostile planet and rescue

pineapple chunks and other human beings

from the floaty heads please and I had

you down for a chemistry set

me and the lads clubbed together and uh

got you these Santa welcome to the team

a present for me oh I'm truly touched

thank you Reay are they those scratch

proof ones

no oh look it has a h* in the middle

just like a big

chimney down we go what if it's snap

shut again what if okay

it's happening again the planet's

shutting its

LD we're too far in we'll be crushed I

knew this was going to happen I just

knew it stopped but how I Frise time of

course of course of course well how else

could Santa travel around the world in

one night giving out presents

approaching the hole in the

middle I've track pineapple chunks VI

his mobile signal he's in this building

here it looks like a

zoo o I love zoos o o oh look look

martians martians oh and the world later

on a gor

Gabon pineapple

chunks he's your boss is he oh my

time is unfreezing it's starting to

speed up again Santa I'm sorry my dear

maybe I am just for Christmas after all

free everyone as fast as you can on

[Music]

it

[Music]

hurry stop

come on

Santa

sorry time back at full speed oh good is

it feeding time

yet shall I destroy them Prince Spong no

griny I want them alive I have a zoo to

fill woohoo

[Music]

all the sticky heads back

in we're done for here try these Anita

thanks Santa we brought Santa Claus on a

rescue mission what were we thinking

[Applause]

fire well that's that mission all

wrapped up

yeah h* h*

h* congratulations team you rescued

everyone including me from the floaty

head

Zoo well done one and

all thank you very much and a special

thank you to you Santa Claus and your

magic gloves put it there H h*

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