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02x08 - Secret Spider

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secret Show". Aired: 16 September 2006 – 30 April 2007.*
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The series follows 2 spies, Anita Knight and Victor Volt as they try to save the world from the latest threats to civilization.

02x08 - Secret Spider

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[Music]

Victor Anita you must find out what's

inside that truck we're on it professor

[Music]

professor okay pull over well Greer why

are you driving a truck what's the

problem hold on you're not world leader

you're an

impostor things

o we lost

him impostor boxes empty imposter boxes

oh

boy those imposters are definitely up to

something and there's no greater threat

to our security than an impostor plot

yeah why can't they stay 90 Mi

underground where they belong if only we

knew what they kept in these boxes what

whatever it is it won't be a happy thing

the world is in terrible danger terrible

we must discover what they're up to

indeed world's security depends on you

doing so and for reasons of security my

name is changed

da he's doing the name thing oh I love

this job start filming today you may

call me oh polly wally dolly

oh that one goes straight on the

compilation tape right away Commander

I've cut it to a rap track you want to

see oh yes my name is Change Daily my

name is my name today is chocolate today

today today you may call

me peekaboo

oh p p p my name my name is Bim Kim Bim

[Music]

oh no no

no what's that spider get it off get off

I've got

it got mine my ni next shoting at us get

us out of here

will you stop chasing spiders and start

chasing imposters

okay suspect transporter in Sector 5 I

see it follow but do not intercept

repeat do not intercept we read

[Music]

you Commander look look hidden in the

chair what is it

a secret Oster device run no no no we

have to warn the earthlings oh but

Commander our instructions we mustn't

get involved we have to get involved I

filmed the thing send the clip to their

monitor yes commander right

away my name today is CH you're playing

the wrong flip so you gave it to me oh

you're right do something blur do

something professor professor

oh you code apricot code apricot there

has been a terrible breach of

[Music]

security there's a bug in here somewhere

and I want it

[Music]

found got it o let me see we'll check

the rest of the base polly wally Dolly h

H

interesting very

[Applause]

[Applause]

interesting shouldn't you examine that

thing under laboratory control

conditions

[Music]

[Applause]

ding oh

no Victor Anita the imposters have

exploded an ice maker device in polly

wally Dolly's office it was shaped like

an imposter's eye maybe that's what was

in the boxes is everyone okay oh they'll

be fine but it's imperative you find out

if there are any more of those frozen

eyes out

[Music]

there oh we should have let it be

Commander we should have let it

[Music]

[Applause]

be oh no a massive ice ball beneath the

base oh no the earthlings need to see

this but we shouldn't get

involved oh no

[Laughter]

king

[Music]

T I'll warn face hello hello ray

ray ray

ray anyone we're Frozen in the future of

the world is in your hands Victor gee

thanks

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

batt they're starting a new Ice Age but

they didn't count on Victor V

what do we do now look out it's only a

penguin not there

[Music]

there we're done for

they've

stopped oh Victor the imposters are

coming out of their impostor suits oh no

oh no I can't

look those things are

disgusting but at least they're small

yeah we can take him oh vict

at least they're slow we can out run

[Applause]

[Music]

them thank goodness for your fireplace

oh look poly Wy Dolly there's

Ray oh good he can help

push thanks poly Wy dolly

oh slide Victor

[Music]

slide we've got to help them Commander

no believe me this time we really

shouldn't get involved

[Applause]

Commander they're allergic to the black

and white Earth Birds if we told the

Earth no no no we obey our orders not to

get

involved but we are involved

Commander where are we we were following

[Applause]

you lost

them not

[Music]

it we can still hold them all we save

you stop that's an order we mustn't get

involved oh

boy what's

happening I think I think it's the

penguins

penguins they're allergic to penguins

I've got a penguin and I'm not afraid to

use

[Music]

it thank goodness you're here quick pick

up a penguin we need all we can get our

hands on fair enough

I'm ready to drop go go

[Music]

go well would you look at that now

there's a sight you don't see every day

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

yes

ha and so the magate Imposter thingies

are back where they belong in their

metal suits 90 mil below the Earth

thanks to the Penguins of Antarctica

[Applause]

uh are they staying long we'll be rich

we've got the story of the century

imposters Penguins Ice explosions we

forgot to record it

Commander what oh

[Music]