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02x07 - Impostor Attack!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secret Show". Aired: 16 September 2006 – 30 April 2007.*
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The series follows 2 spies, Anita Knight and Victor Volt as they try to save the world from the latest threats to civilization.

02x07 - Impostor Attack!

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[Music]

hello there my Tiddly tiny ones sweet

little granny here today I am joined by

the winner of our singing

competition hello and he's going to help

me sing our fluffy bunny song Now come

on dinner don't be

shy

fluffy

bu

one bu no

bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce

bounce bounce bounce bounce Uncle wa can

we go to the park now of course we can

Roy there you go Uncle Ray you are

called clear clear clear clear clear

now's your chance Roy live the dream

one any s of them man no not one they've

all completely disappeared

mom I told you not to call me when I'm

on a secret mission but Victor honey I

need a plumber join the line Mom it's an

emergency

oh I know Mom everyone has a plumbing

emergency right

now this Plumbing crisis is threatening

word security and as you know I take

security very seriously which is why oh

my name is

changed daily today oh you may call

me

oh silly ly long

button long buttom some days this is all

I get up for same here silly ly long

bottom we have a lead on the plumbers

look oh hey who hey get that plumber and

fix this infernal

leak you approaching the manho hold

cover no oh do we really have to go down

into the sewers e

[Music]

Victor oh oh my Sho quiet Victor can you

hear

[Applause]

something Victor are you still alive

yes yes I'm still alive but I have no

idea where we

are I have every idea where you are you

are 90 M underground in the lair of the

Impostors hello hello professor

professor

hello you must have hung

up what we need to get closer and get a

better signal I must warn them did

attach the main

[Music]

po all these pipes look the same we're

lost wait what's that let's head towards

the

noise okay let's head away from the

noise quick in

here it's so cold in

here imposters he's another

one it's okay Victor they're just

impostor

suits yeah of course I knew that

huh look what is that thing oh yck

[Music]

[Music]

so that's what's inside an impostor

suit they are directly beneath us

somewhere we must dive down into the

ocean Roger that activating submarine

mode oo I love submarine mode ping a

fish ping oh look a ping Dive Dive

Dive Dive Dive Dive professor professor

we are diving oh

goody maybe they needed all the plumbers

to make these tubes kind of a impostor

public transport that's a bit farfetched

oh yeah and a walking suit full of goop

isn't

come boy are we pleased to see you guys

you've got to get out save yourselves

the cor to pull the L find the

evacuation shaft quick okay no Victor we

must find out what the imposters are up

to he when plumbers inside Plumbing tell

you to run then then we have to find out

what they're running from oh get out

when you still can't I can't get the

part you're going the wrong way run for

your

lives you see comments like that just

sort of vict come on okay

okay oh boy

now this is some plumbing job look on

the far

[Applause]

side that must be the lever the plumbers

are talking

about I didn't like the sound of that he

mustn't pull that

[Applause]

L okay everyone step away from the

lever I'm on

it

[Music]

[Applause]

oh a

Victor what have you

[Music]

done plumbers are coming out of the

ground all over the place quick book one

for next

Thursday they're running away something

terrible must be going on down there

plumbers don't scare easily another 20

fathoms we should be able to contact

Victor find out

hey maybe the lever doesn't do anything

all this for nothing I don't think so

huh water

uhoh

uhoh we have to shut it

off where's it coming from

[Music]

what is going on professor professor the

ocean is being sucked down a giant plug

hole on will extinguish the Earth's core

forever causing an eternal ice AG oh and

it's only Monday professor professor sea

level's dropping

rapidly

no they're going down to PL hole no

Victor what have you done we have the

whole ocean bearing down on us oh come

on why do you always assume it was me

shees let's get out of

here the pressure from above is keeping

us in place oh this is some rescue

professor professor first he pulls the

lever then he complains yeah well if you

had just if you we're going to get

squashed we're going to get squashed

don't panic when all that water hits the

Earth's core there will be a huge blast

of steep

huge see

[Music]

hute and now my friends the Earth's core

will go out what

[Music]

K where did I put my

mittens and so thanks to Victor putting

out the Earth's core with the Atlantic

Ocean the entire world has been plunged

into a new Ice Age which was the

imposter's plan all along all right I'm

sorry it seems they like the cold

[Applause]

all right who did that help this new Ice

Age is such fun and that drip has

stopped excellent hello guys we have to

reverse this ice age or the imposters

will have taken over the Earth in

exactly 40 minutes the impostor forces

are approaching US base code SB we have

a code sbay what are we going to do

well I think I've got it taking into

account the momentum of the mass of ice

yes no that would take 50 minutes I'll

give you an extra 10 minutes what do we

do it's a mix of lifting things

strapping things to other things

boosters in position check unraveling

stuff oh this is crazy shh keep on

raving o in counting down from 3 2 1

go but now professor professor now we

slingshot the Earth around the Sun

reignites the Earth's core and melts the

ice age at the same time you're

crazy core temperature rising reaching

maximum velocity we're getting too close

core temperature at 70 70 we're going

too fast stay on target we're going to

crash into the sun temperature at

100 cor reignited slingshot

[Music]

slingshot

[Music]

hooray congratulations team we

successfully relit the Earth's core by

strapping unfeasibly large Rockets to

the Earth and firing it at the sun yes I

still can't believe that work and the

imposters have returned to their Lair 90

M underground that's a relief yes indeed

yes but the real relief comes in knowing

that at last we have a plumber working

on that conf