02x04 - Ammonites Rule!

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look

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out tracking trajectory looking good no

it's not 1 second blast left side

Victor ah my left or your left professor

professor oh I'll do

it nice one Anita it's heading straight

for the US base what good call me when

the package arrives

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package whatever this thing is it sure

is important entry angle correct pull

away pull away

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okay take the crates to the special room

yes sir on

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it you may be wondering what the secret

crates inside the meteorite contain

yeah of course May wondering wonder and

you may be wondering what professor

professor is making from the contents of

set crates behind that wall well yes

where is she come on tell us tell

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us good morning indeed it

is now as you're all aware for reasons

of security my name is changed to daily

today you may call

me nibbles

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mCP professor professor is it finished

it is nibbles

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mCP wow what is it shall I turn it on oh

yes

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oh the portal to another world Victor

and Anita through this portal you shall

travel to the planet amonia in the Delta

Alpha system there you

shall I asked you if you wanted any help

but no help no I followed all Z

instructions it's complicated you know

what do you think it is a Swedish

wardrobe how do we pay the rent now that

plan it's like years

away oh blame me I don't you it's just

cuz I'm shortest what some of the pieces

were missing what's all this about

nibbles

mCP we can't pay the rent and the Earth

is doomed I don't know why I bother

human beings don't own the Earth we rent

it from the planet's former occupants

the ammonites we rent the Earth from

ammonites yes and we have to pay the

rent once every thousand years or we

have to move out and this device would

have taken you to the ammonites new

planet ammonia to deliver the rent so

now who knows so now you will have to

fly there in my totally untested on

highly dangerous spaceship what

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spaceship I have named it professor

professor professor after the sun I

never had it should get us to ammonia in

under 24 hours so are you traveling with

us in the professor professor professor

professor professor yes yes yes yes

yes oh I almost forgot you'll need the

rent book and the rent oh the rent is

nothing more than this rare slipper

orchid from the top of Mount Kinabalu of

the South China Sea oh it's beautiful

that's the rent yes if that flower still

survives on Earth then the ammonites

know that we are caring for their world

and all is

well oh what a wonderful poetic way to

hold on this flower's plastic yes the

real ones died years ago due to global

warming

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goodbye

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plastic what was that

someone's firing at the professor

professor professor professor professor

watch out something's following you you

might be

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attacking we've been hit ah one inine

down which one the only one

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I'm going to swing us around the back of

that planet then Engage The totally

untested on highly dangerous cloaking

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device ah our cloaking device was an

umbrella

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mayday mayday ship under attack need

help whatever happens now those

imposters must not get their hands on

the plastic Orchid they've got the

Orchid whatever happens now the

imposters must not get their hands on

the rent book they've got the red book

whatever happens now the imposters must

not leave you stranded in space forever

take the plastic orchit to ammonia pay

the rent and rule the Earth for the next

Thousand Years ah

dinging not if I can help

it dead it's really hot in there why is

it really hot I wondered where you were

hiding thanks for the help back there

Ray the impos knew about the Orchid my

guess is they must have sabotaged the

portal somehow I'll check it out and get

back to you what have you done Victor me

you don't hit your ride behind a thermal

rocket booster it's burning up the

professor professor

professor look huh the ammonites home

planet ammonia

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a oh no the plastic Orchid it's

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melted nibbles mCP hello fix the portal

ah the rent book

oh I think this is

yours Eyes

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by Pleasure doing business with you

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quite so if you'll just sign the rent

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book oh

and so thanks to the ammonites

discovering that I'd paid the rent with

a plastic Orchid instead of a real one

the entire human race has been evicted

to the

Moon until we correct everything on

their list well if we'd looked after the

planet in the first place none of this

would have happened well don't look at

me at least I got us there do you know

how hard was to drive

theorder order order

order at least thanks to the a portal we

not trapped on ammonia like the

imposters no just trapped on the

moon how are you on the team doing agent

Ray is the earth back in order yet we're

still replanting the rainforest nibbles

mCP could take till Tuesday Tuesday yeah

uh and then there's the ozone to sort

out so uh well you're looking at a

couple of weeks a couple of weeks when

you did the estimate you said it'd be

ready Thursday yeah but I've got this

other job on and then there's this last

thing on the ammonites list what