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02x01 - Lucky Leo

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secret Show". Aired: 16 September 2006 – 30 April 2007.*
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The series follows 2 spies, Anita Knight and Victor Volt as they try to save the world from the latest threats to civilization.

02x01 - Lucky Leo

Post by bunniefuu »

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W will we ever bring lucky Leo to

Justice professor professor

no not until we have a secret agent as

lucky as lucky you ah

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oh that was

lucky quick before he gets down the

alley it's too

narrow what yes I'm still

alive he's getting away hanita did you

see which bricks he pressed sure did

that one that one and that one Victor

ah Victor vult and Anita Knight welcome

to my humble Hideway not so lucky now a

my dear Anita I was born the luckiest

man in the world ha then escape from

this room with 20 tons of gold why don't

you oh I will somehow look call me an

old softy Victor but I just hate to see

you go home

empty-handed again

here catch

oh

bye-bye now that was Jolly lucky he's

mine um still feeling lucky Leo from the

tips of my toes to my chinny chin chin

oh yeah and since when was being short

lucky the mission was a complete success

but he got

away yes but not all of Him Lucky Leo

kissed this coin and his Kissy Kissy goo

has his Super Lucky DNA lucky Jean

inside

it that's really really great professor

professor but

why am I in a tube because Victor now I

can give you the Super Lucky DNA lucky

Jean and make you just as lucky as lucky

Leo and that's a lot of lucky you're

going to stick lucky Leo's kissy slime

into Victor yes got to tell you I'm not

feeling very lucky professor professor

you will I hope

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cool professor

professor okay can't we talk about

this well that wasn't so

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Victor are you still

alive congratulations team now as you

know for reasons of the utmost and

tightest security my name is changed

daily today you may call

me Pooky wookie

so Pooky Wookie meet our very lucky

agent well done Victor you are now the

only man on the planet lucky enough to

catch lucky Leo wherever he may be but

how do we know if Victor really is Super

Lucky hello hello Mother lucky Leo here

he dialed the wrong number now that was

lucky I'll be late home for supper I've

just been voted king of Hawaii lucky me

mother are you there mother go

on oh hello dear that's nice your voice

mother it's very high

hi it must be the phone line dear it's

still very very high mother how's this

oh yes the line's fine now so dear what

do you have planned next well I've

entered every single election and beauty

pageant on the planet and with my luck

by this time tomorrow I'll be the most

gorgeous looking ruler the world has

ever seen oh that's nice dear you know I

think I'll risk a preemptive laugh bear

with

me he's completely mad

H byy bye

Momsy oh I'll be home at about

8 I'll wait up he's going to rule the

world through sheer luck and that is

just how you're going to stop him lucky

Victor charging Sky bitee it's so cool I

love it when these things do this look

at all the wiggly lines this is the last

of my floaty Sky bikes so don't crash it

okay there is no point in wishing you

good luck Victor you have it

already deep inside you but not forever

your lucky Jean stops working after

exactly 24 hours what then T lucky Jean

spray Anita sprays you with it it is

totally untested and highly dangerous so

use it only as a last resort right in

his face spaty spaty You Can Count On Me

professor professor oh good because if

you don't spray him in time then OB beit

m h

BL oh dear what what was that

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byebye what wow what a stroke of luck

the first Beach we check and here you

are Leo ah a NE night look out for that

bridge why you Temper Temper oh that's

lucky what lucky that freak wave what

freak

freak what a beautiful

day yes lovely

too nice for an umbrella No don't touch

the umbrella oh out spok that was lucky

no that was

lucky no that was

lucky I think you'll find that that was

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nuia oh B

that was lucky that was lucky oh that oh

that was just lucky that was lucky oh

that was

lucky that was luckier will you two stop

it and get this thing sorted out once

and for all it's driving me

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mad so Victor vult let's end this here

and now fine by me name your weapon on

the toss of a coin so be it you toss

I'll call if I win I take you for trial

back home and if I win I become ruler of

the world may the luckiest man

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win oh no

the 24 hours are

up

H I

win what are the chances of a piano

landing on

your Victor are you still alive yes I'm

still alive are you sure because after

24 hours the lucky Gene reverts and

makes you the unluckiest man in the

world you knew that would happen didn't

you you knew Victor I've got the lucky

spray three Pian oh come

on I just found a million dollars so did

I no this can't be happening it doesn't

work if it isn't just me I'm the lucky

one just me aw not feeling special

anymore Leo

and finally today will be known as lucky

Tuesday as a wave of good luck swept

around the world eventually canceling

itself out as everyone became equally

lucky and I had to share my yacht with

4,000 other winners oh so now lucky Leo

is no longer a threat as we are all just

as lucky as he is it was a chain

reaction Anita you squirty squirted the

entire CED cool so the lucky Jean isn't

going to help anyone ever again no never

for there is no point in the whole world

being equally lucky Victor no point at

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all anyone just feel a draft no