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03x06 - Double Trouble

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Perfect Match". Aired: February 14, 2023 – present.*
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A group of single Netflix alumni arrive in a tropical villa where they attempt to match themselves into couples.

03x06 - Double Trouble

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When the beat drops

When the beat drops

-Who do you reckon they picked?
-I think it's a mixed board.

If it's a mixed board,
they'd put both of them.

-Yeah, if it's a mix.
-They'll turn up, and the date's done.

We're just waiting for four hours.

-Nick's Lachey's like, "Hey."
-"You're here to find your perfect match."

He's… he's really good.

Oh no!

You guys aren't happy to see me?

-Yeah, always.
-Yeah.

-You look fly as always.
-You look fly, man.

-Is this what I think?
-I didn't know you did house calls.

-Let's talk. We'll figure it out.
-Please.

I'm like, "Ugh. This can't be good."

This is never good.
He's bringing bad news for sure.

Well, guys, I could tell by your reaction
when I walked through the door,

you were not expecting to see
my smiling face.

I'm actually nervous.

And guys, today is a twisty day.

-Oh God.
-Oh boy.

It's a twisty day.

I don't even know what's going on,
but my stomach is in my a*s.

This house is about
to get flipped upside down.

Daniel and Lucy had an opportunity
to visit the boardroom.

But it was not
the typical boardroom experience.

They were charged
with sending two people out on a date.

The difference is they also had to decide
who was going to leave the house.

What?

This goes back to an overall philosophy
of the show, which is,

"Are you currently with
the person you are most compatible with?"

Or is there someone else out there

who you have
a potentially more compatible match with?

If you are currently in a match
with someone being sent on a date,

you have to leave the house.

This is the start of something new…

Daniel, Lucy, you wanna come on in?

-What's up, guys? Long time, no see.
-Hi, guys.

The people that go on a date,

their current matches leave.

You've k*lled the vibe.

-Yeah. So…
-Um… So…

The decision that we made together,

um, and obviously it was
very difficult to do,

but we felt like we did the best we could.
Definitely wasn't easy.

Okay. Um…

So we put you guys as first.

Yeah.

And then we had quite a bit
of deliberation over, like, the second,

but we went with you two.

It's either gonna be
me or Freddie going home.

I could not have even dreamt this.

It actually feels like a nightmare.

So…

On a date, um, we decided to put…

Madison.

I'm shocked. I don't feel good right now.

It's not so much leaving the house.
It's… it's leaving Madison.

It's leaving that connection behind.

Yeah, this feels like
a punch to the stomach.

And…

…Ollie.

No.

Yeah.

No, I'm pissed. What the f*ck?

I'm gonna give you guys
a few minutes to say goodbye,

and AD and Freddie are gonna
be asked to leave the house.

So, you're gonna go on a date tonight
and then come back with his date

and be matched up with his date?

What, for the night?

Yeah.

-This is a little bit too much for me.
-Hey, no.

One sec.

I don't wanna be here without you.

You'll be fine. Don't worry.
You'll be fine. Don't worry.

You'll see me again.

I'm just in a state of shock.

I just feel like my time
is being ripped away from him.

And I think that is, like,
the saddest part to me.

Because ultimately,
I know that it's Freddie for me.

I think that just, like, breaks my heart.

Bye.

-Bye, Fred.
-Whoo!

I'm feeling sad.

I feel sad for myself.
I feel sad for… you know, for Madison.

On paper, maybe I'm not her usual type,

and maybe if somebody comes into the house

who is more her type…

I don't know.

I like to hope that the connection
that I've developed with Madison

is strong enough to survive this test.

I think we can make it through.

Sorry, Madison. I feel really bad.

It's okay.

-I hate to see AD, out of all.
-Yeah, dude.

Shh.

Babe, don't worry.

I don't wanna leave.
I don't wanna leave my man.

Like, my heart is broken.
It's… it's shattered. I don't know.

Shattered.

I don't get it. I don't get it.
I don't get it. I don't get it.

Why do I have to leave?

I'm not in a good place now.

She's my person.
Like, she's my best friend. And she's…

That's my girl, do you know what I mean?
I don't wanna see her go.

And my heart's breaking for her.

I don't wanna leave you.

I feel the walls…

I don't.

…caving in

I'm feeling confused and pretty sad

because I don't know
what's gonna happen when I leave.

Lost in paradise…

I don't know what to think,
I don't know what to do.

All I know is I have to leave,
and Ollie's going on a date,

and I don't know
when I'm gonna see him again.

If Ollie connects better
with someone else, then that means…

that this is all working
how it's supposed to.

But I think our connection
is strong enough to survive it.

I hope it is.

We'll see.

Oh-oh

Oh, oh-oh

Vibe check

A hundred percent

Livin' in a party state of mind…

I don't wanna go on a date now.
Me and AD are in such a good place.

We're stronger
than we've ever been before.

I'm trying to be strong for her,
but I'm upset as well.

It's tough when I was
literally waking up to her this morning,

and just said goodbye
to her ten minutes ago.

It feels like I'm cheating in a weird way.

Vibe check…

I'm skeptical now.

It's like this person's got big shoes
to fill, 'cause AD's amazing,

so for her to come
and blow me away is gonna take a lot.

Vibe check…

So, good luck.

Vibe check

Well, well.

If it isn't the luckiest guy alive.

La-la-la-la-la-la

Keep up, don't stop…

I am the full package.

The chocolate skin, the athletic girly,

kind-hearted, good family,
good morals, good values.

I really kinda am that girl.

-Hi.
-What? How you doing?

-I'm Ollie. Nice to meet you.
-Justine. Nice to meet you.

-Hi, Olivia.
-Olivia. Nice to meet you. I'm Ollie.

It's fairly obvious
that my looks are intimidating.

My superpower is
definitely self-confidence.

I simply can't be shaken.

Like, if you walk like
you know what you're doing,

you commit to the bit,
and then no one can tell you otherwise.

-You were just expecting one of us?
-Oh my…

-Plot twist.
-Yeah.

Oh, Daniel, I'm gonna have words.

-You should be thanking him.
-Of course.

I'm still confused as to why there's two
of you, but I won't complain.

Mad.

Olivia, she's a PYT, pretty young thing.

She's got quite, like,
a sexy energy about her.

-Ladies first, innit? So…
-Yeah.

Thank you.

And then there's Justine. Oh my God.

I've never dated two women at once.

Well, I have, just not on the same date.

-Are you giving us the massage?
-You tell me.

I think that's fair.

I'm gonna be a gentleman
and let you decide what happens.

-It'd be nice if you gave us the massage.
-Okay, so get comfortable.

Perfect. Okay.

-Oh.
-Jesus Christ.

I thought it was gonna be a quiet day.

-Same.
-I'm not looking.

g*dd*mn.

Can you handle my love?

How do you feel about
being matched with Americans?

-I love America, so. Yeah.
-Yeah?

God bless America.

Any pointers? How am I doing?

-No. You're doing great.
-You're having a good time.

You learned it real fast.
I'm having a great time.

There might be more where this came from.
You're next, you know.

What's going through my mind
when I'm massaging two beautiful women

on a beautiful beach?

This is a family show. I'm gonna…
I'm gonna keep that one to myself for now.

How's the house going?
Who are you coupled up with?

Uh, it's complicated.
So, the house is a bit mad right now.

Um…

For me to get sent here,
my current match had to go home.

Oh wow.

Was it a bummer that your match left?

It was,
but this is making it easier to digest.

-Perfect.
-It was a long time ago.

-Yeah, no, that was forever ago.
-Yeah.

I'm used to being with you daily

I'm used to being with you daily

I'm losing track of time

Easy to do when I call you mine

I'm used to being with you daily

So, when the new boy comes in,
no weird touching, like, "Oh my God!"

None of that. If they give you compliments
and you giggle,

we're gonna have something to say.
No heavy eye contact.

-Don't do what you did.
-I accidentally do it.

You accidentally have eye sex with people?
That's just an accident?

You accidentally have eye sex
with all the girls?

-You're pissing me off. What did I do?
-You're pissing me off.

Oh. Oh.

Take off this cape.

-It's not a cape. It's my water hood.
-It's a cape.

Take off this "water hood."

Everybody showing off

Trying to show me what they got…

I, like, really am set on Freddie.

There's just not
a lot of people like Freddie,

so it's tough knowing
that he's not there at all.

I'm trying to not have
this guy show up to the date,

and I'm, like, already crying.

I wanna be open to having fun,

and I'm just hoping that, like, we vibe.

'Cause, yeah, I'm gonna have
to find a new match tonight.

Like, I wanna be open to this.
And you know what? I could be surprised.

I'm gonna throw myself into it. I am.
I'm gonna have fun, and I know that.

-What's up?
-Hey.

I'm a big dog

Yeah, I'm a big dog

I'm a super lover boy.
I just can't help myself.

Like, when I fall, I fall.
Like, I fall flat on my face.

-How are you? Jalen. Nice to meet you.
-Wait.

-My name is Ray.
-Why are two people here?

-We're on a double date.
-Wait. Shut up.

-Two flavors of chocolate.
-Double dose.

I like a nice booty, a nice smile.

Match those two together,
and bang, you good.

-Okay. Ray, Jalen.
-Yeah.

Okay. Actually, I recognize you.

You're from Too Hot?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

On Too Hot to Handle,
I was known as the bad boy.

I wanted to have fun,
and that's what I did.

I've had a lot of situationships
over the years

because I'm always curious about

what other women are
out there in the world.

Sorry, Mom.

What do you think we're doing?

-It looks like we're about to box.
-Yeah.

Hit 'em with the box. We'll fight for you.
That's what it seems like.

I wouldn't mind seeing that.

This is crazy.
There's two men in front of me.

There's constant twists.

I mean…

…could walk in there
and see Santa Claus at this point.

I wouldn't be fazed.

That's just how we do it…

Start by just throwing one, two.

Show me your best one, two, okay?

Show me.

Like a tiger

A champion, a fighter

Move in the night, yeah…

Damn.

Not too much, Jay. Not too much.

I got you. I got you, brother.
Put the fries in the bag, brother.

Two of you is so crazy.

I'm still, like,
"Gotta fight for your perfect match."

That's just how we do it
That's just how we do it…

I actually might break a nail.

That's just how we do it
That's just how we do it…

These are two really good-looking guys.

They have really good energy.

I don't mind seeing two men fight over me.

It's not the worst thing
I've ever had to experience.

-So, like, what's your type? Sweaty?
-Um…

Honestly, yeah.

-Like, you know, I like a sweaty man.
-Yeah.

Like, I just like a person
who, like, can go with the flow.

You know.

-Yeah, no, for sure.
-Life's punches…

That's what we're doing. That's why
we boxing now. We going with the flow.

Um, yeah. What about you?

Um, I'm big in family. Family orientated.

'Cause, like, I do want to have kids.
I wanna have family.

My parents, like, have been married
for, like, 40 years.

Someone who's, like, nurturing
and loving and caring.

-Mm-hmm.
-Thoughtful.

-I'm a super lover boy. Big lover boy.
-Are you? Okay.

Like, you know, if you're at the mall,
get me a little shirt or something.

-I'll get you something too.
-Yeah.

-I feel that.
-Think about me. Send me a text.

Like a little text message here
or there. I like that.

I get a really genuine vibe from Ray.

You know, I'm an energy girl.
And yeah, he just had good energy.

But Jalen definitely looks like
the type I'd go for.

Tattoos, tall, dark, handsome.

If we're speaking physically,
he is my type to a T.

Welcome to my yoga class.

This is called crisscross applesauce.

You're trying to be funny now.

No, we can just stretch.

-How many tattoos you got?
-Fourteen.

-Damn. But-- Probably like seven.
-How many do you have?

But I wanna get my arm sleeve
by the end of the year.

This tattoo under here
was my first tattoo. And, um…

What is that?

I'll just take my shirt off.

Yeah, yeah,
why don't you just take it off?

-This was my first tattoo.
-Okay.

-All this. Like…
-Wow.

-And that's a tough place to get tattooed.
-Yeah.

And I didn't know nothing about tattoos,
so it was burning in the shower.

I'm like, "Damn." Like…

-Oh no. Like, aftercare?
-I knew nothing about the healing process.

-I'm, like, I'm an artist.
-Uh-huh.

I wanna, like, be…

Like, this is just an expression
of, you know, who I am.

The tattoos are giving artistic now.

-Oh, really?
-It does, you know, it's adding up.

I'm literally seeing it right now. Yeah.

A man loves to talk about his tattoos
'cause then he gets to take his shirt off.

But I'm not mad about it.

I'm trying not
to make decisions too early on.

I have a long night ahead of me
just to get to know them.

And having options is nice.

But gotta think with this, not with this.

I love getting inked up.
It's just like therapy, almost.

-Yeah, I know. Trust me, I know.
-Um… Yeah.

Flexing, good at flexing

Baby, it should never be a question

Just stacked up another hundred

Running up the numbers
Never been in nobody's budget…

-I'm nervous.
-Don't be nervous.

Nothing to be nervous about.

But I feel like Madison and Ollie's vibe
is gonna be so weird.

-And everyone…
-I'm so interested to see their vibe.

-Welcome to the house.
-What's up, y'all? What's good?

-Hi.
-Is that two? There's tw--

Ray!

What's up, baby?

Uh…

What's going on?

-Ray.
-Nice to meet you.

-What's up?
-Did you date two people?

-Yep.
-Hello!

Madison, I think you've brought
one too many back here.

Another one.

-What's up, bro?
-Bro!

Yo, I'm hype, man.
'Cause I know, coming to the house,

if Scott's here, he's got my back.
Scott's very strategic.

He wants people on his side.

If he can have me with him,
he'll do whatever it takes.

Wow, okay.

Yes. Do you like my dates?

You had your hands full today.

Yeah, we had a double date.
It was lit. A little boxing vibe.

-Look at you, matching like the sunset.
-Low-key. Low-key.

-The guy in orange is Madison's type.
-One of them is Daniel's type.

-Really? Oh f*ck.
-Yeah. They're both cute.

So then that means
that two girls are coming in.

Yo.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Oh. Oh, okay, here we go.

Scott. Scott. It's Justine.

That's not Justine.

Yes, it is.

-Good timing, bruv.
-Hello, hello.

-He's holding their hands.
-Oh f*ck.

Oh my God. No, no, no, no.

Oh God.

I'm not liking
what I'm seeing, to be honest.

I don't like that smirk on his face.
I don't like how happy and goofy he is.

Like, let's not forget this man
was basically crying an hour ago

when AD had to leave.

So I don't trust any of these men

around two hot girls. Like, no.

-Hi. I'm Sandy.
-Hey. Justine.

-Nice to meet you.
-Hi, I'm Lucy.

-My God, you're beautiful.
-Nice to meet you. So are you.

Ollie's former match had to go home.

So the only competition right now

would probably be Olivia
because we're both fresh faces,

but I've never lost anything,
so winning is just in my vocabulary.

Reunited. Hey.

That was funny. We're back where we were.

When we were on a show together,
she sent us both home.

Yeah, we gotta get her out of here.
Let's go. Out of here, J.

Ray is one
of my closest friends from home.

We also did Love Island Games together.

Scott was also on Love Island Games,
and I happened to have sent him home.

Oops.

-Sorry about that. Fresh start.
-Yeah. Group hug.

Group hug.

Let's get to it. Let's get to it.

Wait. We need to know about your date.
What did you do?

-A little beach date.
-We got some massages.

Ollie massage.

Oh no.

Hey, guys!

-Oh, there he is. Yeah.
-I'm so excited to meet him.

Hey, Nick.

Come on over.

Boy, oh boy. What have you done?

Well, well, well.
Look what you guys set in motion.

-Sorry. We did well.
-We did our best.

-Look what you did!
-A little too well.

Let's welcome our new guests
to the house. Jalen, Ray.

-Hey. Come on!
-Yes, sir.

Justine, Olivia.

-Welcome. Good to see everybody.
-Thank you. Thank you.

Madison, obviously, when we left
each other earlier this afternoon…

-I was in tears.
-It was an emotional situation.

-Yeah. Yeah.
-So how are you feeling right now?

Yeah. I mean, obviously, it's hard.
You feel like you find your perfect match,

and that's constantly
being tested in here.

But I am here to enjoy the experience,

and this is part of the experience,
and they made it easy, so…

How did the date go? What did you do?
How did it turn out?

It was lit. We boxed, which is…

-You boxed?
-Yeah.

They fought over me.

Who was better? Who was the better boxer?

They each had their own strengths.

-Okay.
-It was nice vibes.

So my man, Ollie.

-Hmm?
-Ollie!

-How was your afternoon?
-You're welcome.

Yeah, my afternoon was fun.
We did some massages.

I was the masseuse.

He's good with his hands.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

-I'll take that. Yeah. It was very nice.
-Okay.

So, ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to our mixer.

This is a chance for everyone
to get to know everyone.

And a chance for everyone
to keep their options

and their minds and their hearts open.

The only rules tonight are
that our new gentlemen

and our new ladies
cannot match with each other.

Aside from that, everything goes.

-Have fun. That's what this is about.
-All right.

-All right?
-Let's party.

-Yeah.
-All right, guys.

I got my party suit on.
I'm ready to party.

Let's go!

There's too many numbers
in the house right now.

We've got two new stunning girls.

Cheers to our new guests.

Cheers.

And two new good-looking lads.

I'm with Daniel in the black long-sleeve.

This can switch up.

And people could be pairing
with the new girls. Or vice versa.

We could be in real trouble.

So has everyone here
been matched up, like, since day one?

Or some people came in and mixed it up?

-We've been matched since day one.
-Yeah.

But, like, so much can happen
in literally one day.

-Yeah.
-That, like, it is… it's wild.

Okay. So wait. What are your types?

Obviously, like, I ended up, like,
putting you on a date with Ollie.

-Like, is he your type?
-You did good, girl.

You did great. Cheers to that. Yeah.

He's beautiful. He's really sweet.
And he's really funny.

Yeah.

Um… I… I had a great time.

So is both your types, like…
is Ollie, like, both your types?

-Physically, yes. He's very attractive.
-Agreed. Yeah.

I click with Ollie, I think,
just physically, but mentally as well.

Listen, Olivia is a beautiful girl.

But I really hate that Olivia is here.

You're really cramping my style, girl.

What are these all about, these globes?
Are they just lights?

'Cause on my show, those are dangerous.

No, you ain't got to panic about them.

They're just lights.

-Okay. Good.
-We've got a Ping-Pong light.

-Gym set up. And the pool, it goes--
-Cute.

-Is it nice?
-The pool's amazing. Yeah.

We'll do, like, a skinny-dip later?

-Or just a regular dip?
-Yeah. That's…

-No. Skinny-dip sounds fun.
-Okay.

You like being naked, then?

-Well, who doesn't?
-Yeah, you could be fun in here.

Mm-hmm.

What?

Oh man.

You are a bit of Ollie, I can't lie.

-Mmm.
-I'd give that conversation five minutes,

and then I'd go and pull him from her.

-I'd just stick it on him.
-Yeah.

When you look at me
with that smile, that's… Yeah.

I'm not doing anything. I'm just existing.

-You're doing a lot.
-Mm-hmm

-Stop looking at me like that.
-I'm just listening to you.

-Nah, you're not.
-I am.

-That look says different, but--
-That's just my face.

-No, hey. I'm a big fan.
-I can't help it.

-Hello. How you doing?
-Hi.

Hi, lover.

-Can I steal him?
-Of course.

-Yeah. I'll be around.
-Okay.

-It's good chatting.
-Always lovely chatting to you.

-Bye.
-Where we going?

I came into this being, like,
"I'm not gonna compete for no man,

but now I'm like, "Wait a minute."

"I might have to put my back into this."

That was a power move you pulled,
and I'm here for it. I ain't gonna lie.

Listen.

-You see something you like and go for it.
-Yeah, I go after what I want.

-Is that what that was about then?
-Yeah, of course.

Hmm. Love that.

You're staking your claim. I like that.

Yeah, I have to.
I'm tired of American guys.

Yeah, don't worry about them.

-We're over them.
-You said, "It's us."

-London guys are where it's at.
-Yeah. So you're gonna take me there?

-100%. Yeah, you'd love it.
-I wanna visit so bad.

That's the thing. So, like,
I really wanna travel so much.

Like, before, I was like,
"Yeah, no, I want kids."

-Now, I'm like, "I wanna travel."
-Mmm.

And when I'm ready,
we could have our basketball team.

-But only boys, I don't want no girls.
-What? Nah, hold on.

-What? You guys are easier.
-Five of me? Are you crazy?

No, no, no. Don't just…

Two… two boys, max. I'm telling you.

-Really?
-I was a crazy kid, you don't want that.

Hmm.

What's that eye contact?

-The eye contact. It gets me.
-Huh? Really?

-Yeah, you've got nice eyes though. Mmm.
-Thank you.

-It's my secret weapon.
-Is it?

What-- Okay, never mind.

-What? No.
-No, no. Nothing.

-What were you gonna say?
-We'll talk about it later.

-I know what you were gonna say.
-Yeah, you do.

I've got two beautiful, sexy,
wonderful options to choose from.

Part of me it's like,
"It makes sense to go with the person

I have the least chemistry with,
because then I won't feel as bad on AD."

But I'm like,
"I couldn't lose with either of them."

So it's… it's tough. These new singles
are shaking the house up a bit.

And we all might be in some trouble here.

-I was dying…
-Can I pull you for a chat?

Yeah.

Madison is gonna be
one of my top priorities,

but I'm gonna play the field
and see what's out there.

The guys should be on alert.

I'm not opposed
to stealing someone's girl.

Where are you from?

Missouri, but I live
in Fort Lauderdale now.

I'm from Florida.

-Where you live in Florida?
-Well, so, I actually live in LA now.

-Okay. But what part?
-I'm from Orlando.

I used to live in Melbourne.

-Stop.
-Like, Cocoa Beach.

-I used to stay in Orlando.
-Literally…

-I go to Cocoa Beach all the time.
-Where'd you go to college?

-Titusville or Cocoa Beach?
-Cocoa Beach. Crazy.

-I went to college in Ohio, not Florida.
-Okay, okay. Bet. Bet.

But yeah, my family,
everyone is still in Florida.

-It's a vibe. The beach, going out.
-It is. It's true.

I still have my Florida license.
Like, I won't switch it.

So that means
you need to come back to Florida.

I might have to!

You need to come back to Florida.

Jalen's everyone's type,

and there are strong couples in the house.

But Jalen, I don't know.
He might… he might change that.

You might be able
to flip one of those tonight.

-If you play your cards right.
-You think so?

I don't like what's going on.
My match is in trouble right now.

I might have to divert Jalen and Ray

and make sure their main target
for the night is gonna be Madison.

This is an open Madison
that's coming back.

It's crazy what a day can do.

Honestly, she's a nice girl
from what I've spoken to her.

When I was talking to her today,
I was feeling vibes.

We definitely get along, bro.
And we've got a lot in common, I told you.

We were just, like, it was flowing.

I was pouring sweat, fighting, but it was
still cool. You know what I mean?

I think you're her number one.

So go for it.

Pull up before Jalen.
Say what you need to say.

-Appreciate you. I'll go now.
-Go on. Go.

Yo, toe to toe between me and Jalen,

he's not gonna last five seconds
in the ring with your boy.

-Madison, you wanna chat?
-Sure.

I'm gonna take him out, lights out.
Creed, my boy. Boo!

-Where do you live again?
-Minnesota.

-Minnesota. I never met anyone…
-Yeah.

…in the 28 years of my life
who lived in Minnesota.

-Really?
-Yeah.

I also have a dog.

-You do? What kind of dog? Frenchie?
-Yes. A French bulldog.

I feel like everybody got Frenchies.

I don't have a Frenchie,
but everybody got a…

I'm like, "How do you know me?
You're in my walls."

-I wanted a Frenchie.
-Yeah.

-That's why I was like "all right."
-God. They're the best dogs.

They be snoring and sh*t. What's his name?

-Henry.
-"Henry."

-Yes. You know…
-I love animals.

Trying to find my dog a dad. So…

-Can I pull you for a chat? Good.
-Okay.

Madison and Ray were vibing.

-Thanks for pulling me.
-Of course.

I'm not gonna sit back and relax.
I'll make sure I make myself known.

I'll just go in and get what I want.

Why you cover up all your tattoos,
all your art?

I don't always.

This dress is fire, though.

-I like that.
-You know. Like, I'm not easily--

You better stop leaving my hand up
so long before a dap.

Or I'm literally gonna
slap your hand so hard.

Stop playing with me.

Grab it, like…

You're looking at me, like… I'm like…

-Listen, I have three brain cells.
-I'm like, "Damn, bro."

It's crazy.
You went on a date with two dudes.

Like, I… I get what you're saying.

I thought I found my perfect match.

-I'm not--
-It's a lot to swallow.

Yeah, I'm not gonna bullshit you.
Like, I do, like…

That man is just like…

-Oh, the one who left? Oh.
-Yes.

I'm not gonna bullshit you.

-That's good. You're honest.
-Yeah.

That's one of the best parts
of a relationship, being honest.

-I'm very honest. Yeah?
-I'm honest as well.

Like, I would be dishonest if I didn't say
I didn't want to kiss you right now.

-As flattering as that is…
-Yes?

I just, I wanna be respectful.

-Yeah.
-You know?

I think girls are always
a little bit more reserved than guys.

And Madison is going back and forth
with me and Ray.

This sh*t is a*s.

The girls got nothing on you. Straight up.

Mm-hmm.

That's not worth it
to even have a conversation.

-If they pull me, you know. No.
-Babe…

-But compared to you, babe.
-Aw.

I wanna give you a kiss. What's going on?

Babe, what? I'm saying,
like, I was leaning into…

You can kiss me.

It's cute.

Y'all all right?

-Of course.
-Yeah.

-Sandy.
-Yes.

-Let me pull you for a chat?
-Sure, of course.

-You wanna go over here? Oh, okay.
-We can go over here.

Yeah, we can go over here.

That's crazy.

I'm fuming.

-How are you?
-I'm good.

-It's good to meet you. Yeah. Jalen.
-Amazing. Good to meet you.

He's in there grinning.

Smiling. He's gonna rub it in.

Like, the hell?

-How old are you?
-Twenty-six.

-Okay, cool.
-You?

-I'm 28. Yeah.
-Twenty-eight?

-Who you matched with? Okay.
-I'm matched with Louis. Yes.

It's bugging me out, bro.

My last, uh, boyfriend was 40, so.

Damn.

What?

-You like you an old man?
-You know.

He… he about ten minutes away
from needing a walker.

Nuh-uh! Well-- No.

I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
I saw you on the boardroom.

-Obviously you're good-looking.
-Thank you.

I mean, you definitely caught
my eye 100%. I was like, "Okay."

-For sure.
-Appreciate it. You're beautiful as well.

-Thank you. Oh, thank you.
-I like your accessories, everything.

Do you know what's mad, yeah? Bro.

I've been…

Jalen just pulled Sandy.

From the get-go,
I was like, to Sandy, like,

"You're good.
You ain't got nothing to worry about."

She ain't give the same energy.

How are you? And your date?

You're welcome.
I'm kinda half responsible for your date.

-You wanna go here?
-Yeah, this is cool.

Let's walk away.
I don't wanna talk about that here.

Yeah. f*ck that.

Where are you from? Sorry.

-I'm from Jersey. Where are you from?
-I'm from London.

-New Jersey?
-Give me your best American accent.

-I'll give you my London.
-Well-- Okay.

-"Oh my God. Jordan."
-That's Jersey Shore vibes.

-Yeah. So I was--
-Okay. My London.

"Yo, there's bad tings in here. Hey?"

-That's fire.
-"Bad tings."

-That's right. "Bad tings!"
-That was-- "Bad tings."

-How old are you?
-I'm 28.

Same.

-Really? When's your birthday?
-June 5th.

You are a Cancer.

-I'm a Gemini.
-Gemini?

When were you born?

April 29th.

-Oh!
-Hey, why you say that? Come on. Come on.

Why you do that?
Your ex-boyfriend a Taurus?

-What is his birthday?
-My ex-boyfriend was April 29th.

-Oh sh*t! That's crazy!
-April 29th!

Oh my God. I'm not gonna lie.

It's the most toxic relationship
of my life.

-I got PTSD now. Whoa!
-Damn, what happened? You got PTSD.

What happened? What did he do?
He probably was a great man.

Bro.

I won't lie, though. It's a little bit…
My decimals just raised a bit.

-She's… she's loud.
-She's doing too much.

I feel embarrassed. I'm… I'm embarrassed.

My lady talking to a guy one-on-one,
that's one thing.

But boys like,
"Yo, why is your girl laughing so much?"

Not really something I wanna hear.

A little bit loud over there, no?

-We were talking about star signs--
-I don't care what you're talking about.

When I'm alone for a chat,
I ain't yelling across the whole place.

That's embarrassing.
You're loud as hell over there.

-I am a loud person.
-Okay.

Well, maybe I should laugh
a bit louder when I talk to someone.

That's not me doing something wrong.
You didn't like it.

I didn't like it.
We don't need to get into it.

But if you want me to be honest,
I will be honest.

If I'm having a conversation
with a girl one-on-one right over there,

and I'm laughing as loud as f*ck.

You mean to tell me you're not going to be
a little bit like, "Okay, that's weird."

Can I at least
have a conversation and explain?

-It's not that I'm laughing--
-I don't wanna do that.

I don't feel like I need to do that.

I'm just saying I didn't like that.
Like, is that not fair to say?

Yeah, it is. But you're saying
you didn't like it, and if you--

I was embarrassed once before.
That's the thing, though.

So when I'm embarrassed again, it's
different. That's all I'm trying to say.

-I think…
-What? Whoa, whoa. What?

Oh, she's crying.

Oh sh*t.

Probably not
the best choice of words for myself

to say that I was embarrassed again,
but it's bothering me a lot.

Babe, babe, babe. Come here. Come here.

Come here. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.

I feel like
I'm gonna be fine in two seconds.

Come here. You're fine.

I know I'm fine.

You're perfect. You're perfect.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Hold on. Hold on. Look at me.

-Nothing to be that upset about.
-But it is because…

Listen, listen, listen.

I feel like I always piss you off.

You don't always piss me off.

Can you talk to me for two seconds?
You don't always piss me off.

Obviously, I didn't go about it
the best way in the conversation.

-Of course.
-I care so much about you.

If I didn't,
I wouldn't have the conversation.

You crying in any conversation
I'm having is not worth it.

I just have no doubts at all.

I have doubts
if we can't talk about it, though. Okay?

I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to upset you like that.

You okay? Promise me?

My mom always just says,
"Treat a woman right no matter what."

"Don't act out of emotion."

I care enough about her
to realize I wanna be better,

and I'm willing to work
and do whatever it takes.

-You know I care so much about you.
-I know.

Truthfully? You still wanna be my match?

Yeah. Maybe I'll just tie you up tonight.

Chasing the feeling

Nearly got it all but we want more…

I'm definitely upset, but then I also know

we've built a strong connection already.

I'm not gonna not match with him
or rematch with someone else

because of one argument.

But, yeah, we definitely
need to have a further discussion

because I don't wanna carry on a process

or be matched with someone
who's embarrassed by me.

Mmm.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Mature me would probably talk
to Sandy first, like Daniel and Lucy,

but I've got a bit of an immature mindset.

It's toxic, and it's petty.

Like, I don't get jealous. I get even.

So, I'm gonna be a bit of a menace.
I'm gonna flirt a little bit.

It's only right that I do that.

What are you looking for
in this experience?

I'm looking to find someone.

-Yeah, you wanna settle down.
-Yeah.

I've been in the streets
for a little bit now.

-You love the streets.
-I don't. It's cold.

-"It's cold."
-I used to.

They used to be welcoming,
but now it's… it's a cold place.

Mmm.

I used to be a lover boy,
then a street man,

and now I'm back to lover boy
because I'm like…

you know, waking up
next to someone who cares for you,

you care for them,
you've got a good vibe going on.

-It's a nice thing to have.
-Yeah.

Is that how it's been
with you and Sandy in here?

-Yeah, we've been good.
-That's nice.

We've been proper good, actually.

-That's good.
-We've been building something, but…

at the same time,
I'm saying that I'm still…

I'm still open
to see what happens, and so is she.

So what's your type?

I like someone who's in good shape.

-Mm-hmm.
-I like dark features, dark eyes.

Tan to dark skin, nice lips, dark hair.

-Mmm.
-I think that's my type.

So, do you find anyone in this house
to fit that criteria?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I'm… I'm quite picky, though.

Okay, fair enough.

Where can I find, like, a water bottle?

-Fridge. Do you want me to get you one?
-Yeah, do you mind?

No. Of course not.

-Rachel, come sit with us.
-No, I want it.

Rachel!

I'm very curious.

You've-- Yeah.

Gotta go easy on me!

-f*ck no.
-I'm new!

-No, go easy on me right now.
-Mmm.

Just give me a second, por favor.

Come on!

Sandy is still flirting with Jalen.
She's pulling out all the cards.

Sandy, let me pull you.

It blows my mind, but that's
the jealous Louis talking right there.

He's trying to keep his cool,

but he's also
sort of not keeping his cool.

Sit there, please.

-Why?
-I just wanna talk to you.

I can't sit with you?

-Can you sit there?
-Okay.

You haven't necessarily
done anything wrong,

but, you know, I'm sitting here,
I come in, and I'm telling you, like…

I'm… I'm still open to the process,

and I'm telling you, you ain't got nothing
to worry about with these girls.

But, like,
I've tried to give you a kiss tonight.

You didn't give me a kiss.
You pulled away a little bit.

And, you know, it's not nice as well

seeing you while I'm spiraling, kind of
having multiple convos with other men.

It's put me in a bad mindset.

I'm not saying nothing's wrong
with what you've done,

but these little things add up. And, like,

it's just put me in a space
where I'm like, "Well,

this girl ain't had
genuine attentions for me

like she said she has."

It's like, I'm with a girl

that I'm genuinely trying to build
something that I feel like is there,

questioning, like,

"Is she here for the right reasons,

or she wants to be here only to win?"

I've been doing shows.
I've seen girls that are like that.

Louis. Okay, I get it.
But, come on, you know me.

I've been, like, literally so real.

It ain't how the truth is.
I'm just telling you why I'm mad.

For you to come to me
and question my intentions

is, like, this is what floored me there,
'cause I'm just like, "I am…"

Trust me, I have had
lots of thoughts and doubts

and, like, worries about you in my head.

I could lose the smile
That you gave me…

Like, you have way more of, like,
all that stuff. Like, I'm not even…

I could lose it all

It won't break me

You mean more to me than anything

I need you near

Oh, I don't think that…

…I could take it

I'm not ready

I'm not ready

So f*cking…

What happened?

My friends are going through it,

and you can feel the tension,

but thankfully I can disassociate

and…

…have a good time.

I've been doing it for 28 years.

-Okay.
-Oh.

Say we match,

and we have a challenge the next day.

Won.

Especially if I gotta carry you. Won easy.

So you're competitive.

-Yes. 100%.
-Okay.

Obviously, you guys are, like,
both on, like, even playing ground.

It's not like
I'm choosing between you and, like…

A bum.

-Period.
-Right.

I don't know, I don't wanna be too, like,
pressing on you. You know what I mean?

Look at you licking your teeth.
You talking about…

Ah. Look.

Um…

Will you be my match?

Yes.

'Can't nobody do it like this…

-I got you.
-Hey. Hey. No.

You better be quicker than that.

-That wasn't quick enough?
-No! g*dd*mn.

I love a bad boy,

and, you know, sometimes it can
really be, like, hit or miss,

but I can fix him, you know? Like…

I wanna fix you. Come here.

-Oh. She's picking Jalen.
-She likes Jalen.

No way.

I'm gutted that Ray's going home,

but it's just worked out perfectly for me.

I know where my night's
probably going with Rachel.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Of all the boys who came in here,

did you ever think
about matching with anyone else?

No.

Of all… of all the girls who came in here,

I did not think
about matching with anyone else.

I wanna be in the bed with you.

I wanna wake up tomorrow
and have coffee with you.

Okay, Red Bull, not coffee. Red Bull.

I wanna match. Do you wanna match with me?

-Do you wanna match with me?
-I wanna match with you.

I can't help myself…

I don't think there's anything in my mind
that wants to switch tonight.

I like what's going on with Rachel.

I don't have feelings for her yet,
but she's a pretty girl,

and we get on,

so they're the two real main ingredients
to liking a girl.

Oh my God! This is such
a big surprise to everyone in here.

-Hey, how you doing?
-Hi. Good, how are you?

I'm great.

How's your night going?

-It's going great. I'm having a time.
-Yeah?

I don't know.
The thing is, AD and Justine,

similar vibes, similar energy,
similar looks to a degree.

I'm wondering
if maybe the complete opposite

is the best way to go.

How you feeling? Where's your head at?

I think you know where my head's at.

I wanted to be courteous to everyone,
and obviously this hasn't been easy.

-Like, you're both amazing girls, innit?
-Mm-hmm.

But I have to go where my head
and my heart is at, so…

And…

I'm feeling you more.

Oh!

So, if that would be okay with you,
maybe we can match tonight.

I would love to.

Okay. Perfect.

Sometimes I wonder

How you love me every day

You love me every day…

Ah, I'm under a spell.

In my wildest dreams,
I couldn't have expected someone like her.

I think you made a great decision.

-I think so.
-Yeah?

Look, I'm here to find my perfect match.

I was fairly certain it was…

AD.

But then, when Justine turned up

with those eyes
and that smile and that body,

now I'm not so sure.

-I'm locking this in. It's you and me.
-Okay.

I'm excited.

I'm excited too.

Ollie and Justine,

that could be a big game changer.

I can't lie. You know,
I don't know if Sandy and I can get there.

sh*t's just spiraling out of control.

I ain't ever had drama like this before.
I don't care for drama.

Don't you think that's kind of a red flag?

I mean, maybe that means

that you're not in, like, a match
that's, like, beneficial to you.

Does that not seem like an obvious answer?

I mean, it shouldn't always be
so hot and cold and up and down.

Like, relationships should
never be this negative.

Do you think if you were here,
there wouldn't be--

Oh yeah. I don't tolerate, like,
the emotional rollercoaster

of a relationship.

Like, I'm a very calm person.

You guys are together,
and it could be good,

but it could be better
somewhere else, maybe.

Yeah, I agree.

Me and Olivia had
a little bit of a vibe going on,

so I might consider
maybe matching with her.

I don't know.

Sandy's not giving me a kiss,
and she's giving me weird energy.

Even if how I'm feeling
ain't valid to you,

you should try and understand.

So, we could have a problem.

-You think I want to argue, babe?
-Hmm?

Do you think I want to argue?

I wanted to just have a good night.

That's what I wanted.

But, like, you going to have chats
makes me question things.

I can understand from your point of view
with you spiraling.

I can understand it.

I guess I came into this being,
like, "Be careful."

Like, "Be open, but be careful."

"Just don't catch feelings…
don't catch real feelings."

I've tried to push you away
as much as I possibly can

because I am actually getting,
like, real genuine feelings for you.

And you're like, "Well, why didn't you
give me a kiss?" It's like--

You also went on a f*cking date

and came in here
and put me through f*cking hell.

Like, you don't even know
what that felt like.

Can I have a hug?

You don't want a hug?

I'm gonna give you one anyway.
I don't care.

I don't want to…
I don't want to make you upset.

I don't. I don't want to make you cry.

I really don't.

I had the power.
I was in the boardroom myself without you.

I could have put myself on a date with
any of these guys in here, by the way,

including my ex, and I didn't.

Because I was like, "I want Louis."
Like, genuinely.

Sandy.

All I wanted to do was explain how I felt.

I was irate and angry,

but it's still new to me communicating
because I deal with things myself.

That's me. I deal-- I'm on my own.

I came in here on my own,
and I'll lead this life on my own.

That's how my mentality is,
so I'll deal with it.

But, like, I've come in here,

and my thing is, I just wanna tell you
what I'm feeling and how I'm feeling.

I really, genuinely don't think
I can meet someone else on this experience

that could even sway my head
to how strong I feel about you.

I…

Ugh!

-I don't wanna be the last to go to bed.
-Well, we already are.

We are the last ones.

I'd love to have
this conversation in bed. Finish it.

Yeah. Okay.

-Would you like to match with me?
-Yeah.

Louis is not getting any cuddles tonight.
That's for sure.

He has the audacity

to question me,

like, wanting to explore things
with other people,

when he did the same.

These men are kings
of double standards over here.

Where are you go-- Sandy.

-Sandy!
-I wanna go to bed.

I've matched with Sandy tonight
because I don't wanna see her go.

I like being around her when we're good.

I even do like her fiery side.

And, like, don't get it twisted,

if I could make it
where Sandy don't go on no dates

and don't talk to no one,
and just stays with me,

and I go out there
and date and talk to who I want,

I would, but that's not right or fair.

Damn… What happened to you and Louis?

Louis is obviously trapped
and I get it, so…

Trapped is crazy.

I did what I came here to do,

which was have fun,
experience something new,

but it was very apparent that

every relationship
is a little weak right now.

Give it up for me…

Potentially,
my perfect match is still in the house.

You know that I hold the key…

I think the boys would be interested
in getting to know me more…

To the bad kingdom…

…when they aren't under the eyes
of their current match.

I'm the baddest one around…

I'm feeling kind of hurt, disappointed.

Like, I genuinely thought
I had a vibe tonight with Madison.

I thought we was gonna be matched
and locked in.

Man…

I'm outside, 'bout to go home.

It's crazy!

Bad kingdom, bad kingdom

I feel like my perfect match
is still out there.

All I could really do is just, like,
be me, wear your heart on you sleeve,

lean into it, you know what I mean?

If it works, it works.
If it doesn't, it doesn't.

What I should have done,
which I apologize,

is I should've just taken
a minute to myself,

you know, calm down
and maybe addressed it in here.

Sail away in the moonlight…

I just wanted to sh*t stir that

and cause drama in my own way
with everyone else.

Not with me and you.

Then take it away

Poison is sinking in…

You'll never escape…

-Bam! Do not disturb.
-Solidified.

Oh…

You'll never escape…

See you in the morning. Good night.

You're sexy as hell.

Hi.

You'll never escape

I'll make a Perfect Match song.

I want a girl pretty waist and back

Pretty face, nice lip, big butt

Want her pretty eyes
Yeah, all of that

I'm here to find my Perfect Match

That was pretty good. I'm not gonna lie.

-Don't forget that.
-Yeah, I've got that.

-Last night was nice, though, innit?
-Last night was really nice.

I've never been cuddled like that before.

Yeah, I know.

-I just fit in your arms, like--
-I feel comfortable with you.

I'm feeling great this morning.

I cannot even tell you, like,

I've had cuddles in my life,
but the way this man spoons,

I've never been held like that in my life.

There's definitely sexual tension there.

All this closeness…

all this closeness
with such a big, strong man.

What's a girl to do with this?

-I think we'll be good.
-Mm-hmm.

What? On a challenge, or just in general?

-In general.
-Mm-hmm. I agree.

I can feel it. I felt it, honestly,
from when I saw you at the beach.

I was like, "This is gonna be trouble."

What do you think
the challenge is gonna be?

You know what? I don't know.
Maybe a food challenge.

-No.
-Yeah.

Man, if it's a pepper one,
I promise you right now,

I don't know
if my stomach can handle that sh*t.

I'll probably puke that sh*t right up.



What's up?

Oh my God. It's Nick Lachey!

-No!
-Hi!

sh*t!

Oh… Something's about to go down.

-You're happy to see me. Admit it!
-Don't know about that.

Why is he here, though?

Nick, just leave me alone.

I just want good vibes, good life,

and you're out here trying to mess up
what I've got going on in my happy place.

First up, how we doing?
Everybody all right?

-Yeah.
-All right.

Just wanted to say,
it's kind of unrealistic, right,

to expect you're gonna spend every minute

of every day with your partner.

Sometimes, absence can make
the heart grow fonder.

Oh gosh.

So, with that in mind, today we're
gonna mix things up a little bit.

So, ladies,

today you're gonna be spending
some time with our single men.

No way! We're doing that one there!

Gentlemen, you all will be spending time
with our single ladies.

No!

I knew this was coming!

Knowing that, like, Daniel is going to be

with a group of girls.

They can do whatever they want.
Everyone's going to be looking gorgeous.

Ahh!

This is my way of encouraging you guys
to continue to explore what's out there.

No one's telling you to do anything.
No one's forcing you to do anything.

It's about keeping an open mind

and about challenging ourselves
to continue to explore

any potential connections
that are available to us.

You guys might meet people today
you haven't even met yet.

You okay?

I guess…

I'm really bummed out
because I just matched with Ollie.

I feel like already we have
a pretty strong connection,

so this mixer that's happening
where I'm not about to be at…

…this is not good.

All right. Ladies, it's your turn.
Let's go ahead. Let's get out of here.

-All right.
-Take your mango to go.

-You'll see each other later. I promise.
-All right.

Save some kisses for me.

Explore, but just know
what we've got is good.

-Mm-hmm.
-We're out.

Bye, boys! Mwah.

Girls' night out!

-Come back! Please, don't--
-Please, don't leave!

Wait, don't leave!

Gentlemen, you'll be next.
And guys, let's go out and have some fun.

This is the perfect breeding ground
for a madness to ensue.

-When the cat's away…
-The mice will play.

-Mm! Mm! Mm!
-That's what I'm talking about.

Watch me glow up

Uh, okay…

Ah, I'm ready for this sh*t.
I can't lie to you. That's a nice pool.

Watch me glow up…

It's about to go off.

-What's happening?
-Can we get tequila shots?

I ain't worried about the girls going
to see none of the guys.

I ain't worried about that.

I'm worried that all the boys are
gonna see all the new girls.

Do I trust me?

No, I don't.

-What I wanna know is…
-Gracias.

…is Daniel coming off the bench today?

Daniel, are you gonna play?

-Or are you still on the bench?
-We'll see how it plays out.

You can go to jail
for something you didn't do,

or stay out of jail and commit the crime.
What'd you wanna do?

-I'd rather commit the crime.
-100%!

-To away games.
-Oi!

Hello! Uh-oh…

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

-No way! Hold on.
-Hi!

Hello!

Yeah, I'm going wild
Ooh, it feels so good…

All the boys with all the new girls.

My oh my, is it a beautiful day.

-How you doing? You look nice.
-How are you?

-Hi again.
-How's everything? Good?

-Great. Good to see you.
-Good.

These ladies are looking good.

Definitely it feels like
this is a hall pass situation,

and I'm here to take advantage.
I'm fired up.

Hello again. Another familiar face.
How you doing? You all right?

Uh, where you from?

What you on? What you like?

Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Who is that?

Oh snap, it's AD.

-Is that AD?
-Oh sh*t. We're in trouble.

-We're stuck in the wine.
-Mm-mm.

To put it politely, the boys are f*cked.

Including me.

Sh…

I dare you to kiss
the guy you're most attracted to.

I love this game!

What happens on vacation
stays on vacation.

You wanna dare me to go bang that guy?
Oh, it doesn't count.

Hi.

Me and Sandy are done.

I didn't lie. I withheld the truth.

This conversation
isn't going the way I thought at all.

Juliette, welcome back.

You know I don't lose.

What's the energy with Ollie and old girl?

If this is disrespect,
then what the f*ck did you do to me?

Who'll ultimately be crowned

the perfect match
will be decided right now.

I think it's disrespectful

to the woman you crawled back
in bed with that night.

God, you're gonna get
so absolutely roasted.

I can now announce the perfect match is…

We fall

Down

Down

Into the darkness

We fall

Down

Down

Into the darkness

We fall

Down

Down

It all falls down