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03x04 - Ultimate Temptation

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Perfect Match". Aired: February 14, 2023 – present.*
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A group of single Netflix alumni arrive in a tropical villa where they attempt to match themselves into couples.

03x04 - Ultimate Temptation

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Make it happen

Yes

Imagine

Make it happen…

Aw.

-Okay. This is cute!
-This is nice.

-Full-on, wholesome campfire.
-Aw.

-Oh my gosh, it's full of s'mores.
-A little telescope.

Sandy's a beautiful girl.

I really enjoy her presence.
I like talking to her.

I don't know if we're staying the night.

I don't know
how Louis would feel about that,

but it does look
very comfortable inside the van.

We'll just see. We'll see.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

-Cheers to winning.
-To winning a challenge.

Not with who we expected, but here we are.

-Not at all, but a win is a win.
-A win is a win.

Teamwork makes the dream work.

I did want to get a win under my belt,
and here we are.

To me, I was like,
"This is such an easy challenge."

-Yeah. "Challenge accepted."
-Yeah.

I'm like, "You want me to kiss
some attractive women in Tulum?"

Yeah, I'm like, "Well, poor me."

It's… it's funny, though,
because it's a game. It's a challenge.

-Yeah.
-There's nothing wrong with a kiss.

No, I… I think
from a pure kissing standpoint,

I'm like, "It was a good kiss."

-Yeah.
-Um…

So we scored each other high.

I don't know about you,
but there's this fight I feel

that I'm having internally, where it's,

"Do you hold back?"

Or, like, do you go,
"This can't happen this quickly?"

-Yeah.
-But then also, if it does, it does.

There was a point in time
where I would've felt more reserved

doing something like that challenge.

-Yeah, a kiss does tell you a lot.
-Yeah.

And, um, maybe it's something
to pay attention to with the two of us.

That definitely, to me, is a sign.

Right.

And that just is what it is.

That's why me and Louis both have been
open to going on dates this whole time.

-Yeah.
-It's not like we've closed that off.

Yeah, I'm… I'm open to coupling up
with somebody else.

I'm feeling inclined to,
like, give this a shot.

I just want you to know,
like, I do really care for you

and like you, like, a lot.

But him and I's connection is better.

-Yeah.
-You know, it's like magnets.

It's like, they attract
or they kinda, um, you know, they don't.

Why? What did you rank Rachel?

It wasn't high.

It was… I ranked… I ranked her a six,
so that was the second lowest.

Oh. Wow.

And I really just listen to my intuition.

I just truthfully believe that, like,
what's meant for me is meant for me.

-Mm-hmm.
-Um…

So, as we go into the boardroom,
if it's two women,

I would say I'll put myself on a date.

Really?

Yeah.

Hmm.

I… I don't know. I don't know.
This can go a lot of different ways.

I wanna love you savage

I'm gonna leave you ravaged

And you ain’t gonna run

You'll want more, more, more

I wanna be your nightmare

Up in your dreams, night sweats

And you ain’t gonna run

You'll want more, more, more

Oh

More, more, more

-Hello?
-Hello, love.

Am I allowed in?

It's your room.

Do you wanna talk at some point?

Do I wanna talk at some point?

I would like to talk at some point.

Do you wanna talk?
Yeah, we can talk. Of course.

I don't want it to be awkward.

I don't think I'm making anything awkward.

I didn't do anything.

You did something wrong.

So, you're upset
because you did something wrong.

There's no chance in hell

that Ollie and me are
even close to being similar.

Okay.

I'm upset
because I genuinely actually, like, care

and I feel like… like I was made to look
like a fool in front of everybody.

What do you mean I did…
How did I do something wrong?

I didn't do anything on purpose wrong.

Like, I… I got the wrong score
for the wrong person

because, I… I literally, like…
in my head was, like,

"If they go for it, then they must think
I'm their match or whatever." And then--

So you're being naive.

So you're saying that
because someone goes for a kiss,

that must mean that's my match
because they went for a kiss.

If that's the case, every girl
in the house went for it with me.

So that must have been you.

Obviously, I feel stupid

because Daniel is such, like,
a kind, caring, rational person.

The whole reason that I'm trying
to have this conversation with him

is because I feel so bad
that I've upset him.

'Cause it's a horrible feeling to think
that the person that you're matched with

is embarrassed by you.

Okay.

-All right.
-Okay, right.

No.

-What do you mean? What--
-No, no, no, no, no.

-I didn't wanna cry.
-No, no, no, no, no.

I was trying to have
a conversation with him.

"You're upset
'cause you did something wrong."

I said, "But I didn't mean to."

Like, I just got it wrong,
and I knew straight away I'd f*cked it up.

And I was like, "f*ck." Like,

-"I didn't do something bad on purpose."
-Yeah. Right.

Can we get her, like, a tissue?

Oh, she crying?

And he was like, "I knew because I care."

And I was like,
"Oh, so I don't care? Of course I care."

I'm just frustrated
at myself in the challenge.

'Cause I'm just annoyed! I'm just…

I'm annoyed
that I, like, wasn't thinking logically,

and, like, I wouldn't wanna think
that I've, like, embarrassed someone.

And I know I have.

This is insane.

How did you find the challenge today?

You know why she's in this?

Because Ollie went so hard.

So much that she thought that was her man.

And then he gave her a hug
as a cherry on top.

"Thank you for your service."

Everyone today knew
I wasn't doing that challenge.

Yeah.

And if Sandy's out here
roasting off lips. Oh my God!

She went crazy. She had to have.

Right. Yeah.

I'm pissed. I'm pissed.

The fact that Sandy and Clayton won

for absolutely going ham
in the kissing challenge…

I just don't understand
why she would do that.

Were you crying leaving our room?
Why were you crying?

-Yeah.
-But why are you crying?

-I don't understand.
-Because I felt so bad--

But why are you crying leaving the room?
We were having a conversation.

It upset me in the room
when you were, like,

you said… you were like,
"I knew who you were 'cause I care.'"

And I was like, "Just because
I got it wrong doesn't mean I don't care."

No, I didn't… I didn't mean it like that.

That… that was the wrong thing I said.
I didn't mean it like that.

But I won't lie. Like, I am upset.

-100%.
-I know you are.

Like, there's no chance, like,

you wouldn't know who I am
or the difference.

And I'll tell you,
like, that's just the truth.

So, I'm not calling you a liar or nothing,

but if we play that game ten times over,
I'm not getting you wrong once.

And that's the truth.

So, I don't know how Ollie's beard…

Like, if you look at me,
I don't think I have a beard or anything.

Right?

So, I'm just a little bit confused.
That's all.

I think I kiss you, what?
Every day, all day?

Obviously I didn't get it wrong
on purpose.

No, I know. I know. I know.

-And maybe I'm, like, overreacting by it.
-I think I was just looking--

-That very well could be the case.
-How you feel is how you feel.

-It's always valid.
-Yeah, but I… I care.

Maybe… maybe I realize
I care more about you than I thought.

It validates the fact
that I have feelings for you

because I'm pissed off.

If I… if I wasn't pissed off,
maybe then I don't care.

I don't want you to be crying.
I… I just want to, like,

be good with you,
and at least work at that.

That's what I'm trying to say. Like, I'm…

I want you to be good. That's it.

-What doesn't k*ll you makes you stronger.
-Stronger.

You know?

In my past,
I might've been very reactionary

and maybe said things I would regret.

And, you know, I need to be
a grown-a*s man about it

and just, you know, put it aside

because Lucy's an amazing woman.

I just wanna continue to grow
and learn more about, you know, her

and… and me and see where things go.

We're drifting somewhere closer

To the place where I remember

But it needs to be…

-Hello!
-Hello, hello.

-Finally.
-We're back!

-About time, bruv.
-We've been waiting for you.

What'd you guys do tonight?

We went in the straight woods.

-In the woods?
-Hence, the sandals.

Did you toast marshmallows?

That was optional, but we didn't eat them.

How was the date?

-What's going on?
-How was it?

-Yeah, we just, uh…
-Um…

It was fine. It was good. It was cute.

-Did you kiss?
-Guess we're moving.

Have a seat.

I have… I never heard a no, though.

Uh, no, we didn't f*cking kiss. What?

Um, no, it was fun, you know.
But I wanna talk to you for a little bit.

-Oh.
-Can we talk?

What, now?

-I just wanna talk to you.
-Aight.

The same one?

How are you?

I can't lie. I felt, um…

I've been feeling a type of way.
I've been arguing with myself about it

because I think it's stupid
how I feel this way.

I feel like

you knew that
I wasn't doing the challenge properly.

You knew I wasn't gonna do it.

You went and, like, done it.

-Like, you went and really done it.
-I…

If you didn't have, like,
a sanitary issue,

you 100% would've put
your back into that challenge.

-I didn't. That's what I'm saying.
-There's nothing--

Because it's a sanitary thing.

-Okay, let me ask you.
-You didn't do it because of me.

Now, you are a very good kisser.

But, like,
if you're going into the challenge

thinking, "I want to win,"
but knowing I ain't gonna participate,

there ain't no chance of you winning,
so why'd you do it?

Why were you putting your back into it?

Because it's a f*cking challenge.
It's a kissing challenge.

I'm not gonna sit there
and have a bad kiss.

Why?

Because I'm not gonna be labeled
as, like, a… a bad kisser.

Oh. So you've done it
to be known as a good kisser?

-No, because--
-That's fine.

-If I'm kissing--
-I'm trying to understand why.

-Louis, if I'm kissing people--
-Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

-You can say your bit in a minute.
-Don't piss me off right now.

How the f*ck am I pissing you off?

-Because…
-I'm asking questions.

Don't say I'm pissing you off
when I'm asking you questions.

You're pissing me off.

-Well, you're pissing me off.
-You're pissing me off.

What was the reason
why you gave it the most?

The reason was not for me to, like,

"Mmm, let me see out of these guys
which one I kiss the best,

and da-da-da, and maybe the…" No.

Because that's exactly what happened,

and they put us on a date,
and me, I was like,

"Can I go home? I'm tired.
I miss Louis." Like, I wanna just go…

Like, I literally, like…
wanna go on a date with you.

Like, I'm annoyed that I'm, like,
on a date with f*cking Clayton.

I really don't think
you've done anything wrong.

I'm annoyed because I'm just annoyed.

Nothing to do with you.

It just bugs me, and maybe that's
because of how much I like you.

Since the very beginning, Louis and I,

we've just been so open
and honest with each other.

We've been open to this process,
we've been open about how we're feeling,

and Louis and I have been
on the same page about that since day one.

So, that's really all I can ask for.

But with everyone else,
this is what I did. I'll show you. I went…

Hmm.

-How can you put your tongue--
-No one put their tongue in my mouth.

Tongue? Like, no.
I don't even like tongue-touching.

Actually, I went like this.

How dare you?

So unsanitary.

-It's been crazy here. Crazy.
-It's been a busy night? Really?

Hey, I wanted to talk with you, um,

because…

yesterday, when you came in,

the excitement of you coming in,

we had a lot of catching up to do,

and I realized that I just wanted
to talk and check in with you,

and out of respect for you,

uh, I have to not drag something out…

-I just want--
-I can't do it again.

I know. But my intuition was telling me

that this is not going to work between us,
and I don't wanna hurt you. And so…

Like, why would you
even put me in this position?

-I wanna explain to you--
-Explain it then, Clayton.

Like, no, this is literally so mean.
Like, you can't do this again--

You didn't even know
I was gonna be here in the first place.

-So, I--
-And you are the one who did this.

I knew that every single moment
was going to build up.

And that's why I'm having
this conversation as soon as possible.

Rachel.

What?

Rachel.

What's happened?

I was just trying
to tell her that, I mean,

my intuition kicked in today,
and I'm like, "This… I can't do this."

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, babe, what's happened?

He literally did it again.

This is the third time
he's done this to me.

What did he say?

Exactly what he said to me
the other two times this happened.

And I…

I was so excited yesterday.

Now, he knows it's not gonna work,
but you brought me in here.

Here we go again…

He's a f*cking idiot!

Here we go again
Here we go again

Here we go again
Here we go again

Here we go again…

He does not give a sh*t about me.

Here we go again

Hey, hey, show me what you got

Slow burn right before the big drop

Hmm. Cozy.

You got good taste
I know you've been digging my sauce…

This morning, we're out here.

I'm making a coffee right now

for the beautiful girl, Sandy.

Last night was a lot.

We're just waiting for Clayton and Sandy
to go to the boardroom

and make the vibes terrible again.
Pretty much.

Say, hey, yo
Whatcha gotta say?

Clayton is wild.

To be like,
"You know that flame I reignited?"

"It's time to blow it out."

Like, what the hell?

Oh my God.

She's having a terrible run.

So this morning,
I woke up in my bedroom alone.

I think I really, really needed
the night to calm down

because last night,
I really did kinda wanna go home.

It's just really, really frustrating

that this is kinda
how I'm starting the journey.

He's talking so much about intuition,

but it's all within 24 hours

'cause yesterday his intuition
told him to keep me,

and that I'm here because
we're supposed to try this again,

and now his intuition
is telling him something different.

I'm just really confused and frustrated

and, like, wondering
how this is gonna work for me

at all moving forward.

Are you ready?

Me?

Yeah.

Yep, I'm just…

I don't think
there's anything else to say, really.

You know, as far as, like,
or thoughts to have, it's just "go do it."

Yeah, I mean, I don't feel good
with how things went with Rachel,

but I wish that my intuition
could've kicked in sooner.

Clayton!

You're ready?

I think it'd just honestly be safer
and easier to just go on a date.

I'm very much open
to exploring those options

should one of those women be my type.

-I trust you guys.
-All right. Mwah, mwah.

-Have fun in that boardroom!
-We will!

-A blast.
-This is gonna be interesting!

We're about to shake it up

We're about to shake it up

We're about to shake it up
Ain't nobody ever do it like us…

Ooh.

Hey, we have the power, baby.

I'm excited.
Bring us some… some good people.

-Hey, get off my board!
-Stop!

-Hey. How's it going?
-What's up?

-How are you, guys? Welcome.
-Good!

This is the boardroom
where the, uh, matching magic happens,

and this is the first time
we've had two individuals

in the boardroom
who are not currently in a match.

-So this is unprecedented territory.
-We're the first!

Which means what's about to be on here
will be unprecedented too.

We're, like, "What else…" Yes.

Let's not live in suspense.
Let's, uh… let's see who's on the board.

Okay.

Now, on the bottom of the board,
you will see all five couples

currently matched in the house.

You guys are obviously still
with your current matches.

-Please.
-Here, at the top of the board,

you will see four brand-new single men.

Oh my God!

Here we have Ray
fromLove Island US.

I'm a super lover boy.
I just can't help myself.

Like, when I fall, I fall flat on my face.
Who doesn't love love?

Scott fromLove Island UK.

I need a 10 out of 10 looks
with 10 out of 10 personality.

If you're gonna secure the bag with me,
you've got to be perfect.

Jalen fromToo Hot to Handle.

I'm here to get what I want.
I'm not afraid to step on anybody's toes.

And JR fromThe Ultimatum.

Come on!

Nick Lachey, no!

Let's get the most out of this.

-You wanna hang out more?
-Yes.

I think Sandy's reaction may be
due to JR--

Oh no!

Stop it right now. How is this happening?

There's gonna be some twists and turns
as we navigate this path together

to find the perfect match.
And you have to decide.

Do you wanna hook somebody up?

Do you wanna maybe break up
a couple you view as a threat?

Or, Sandy, in this case,

your third option would be you could
choose to send yourself on a date.

-Good luck. Have fun. Enjoy it.
-Oof!

No, don't leave us.

-No!
-You'll be fine.

Oh my God, okay.
This is a lot to go through.

-This is really freaking me out.
-Yeah.

I wanna know about JR because
whenever the screen first pulled up,

you looked right--

I literally just had a mini heart attack.

-We were both onThe Ultimatumtogether.
-Okay.

-We did a trial marriage together.
-Oh, wow.

So we lived together
and we dated through the experience.

There's a part of me that I'm like,
"Did we really get a fair chance?"

Because there was so much other stuff
going on, like, through that experience

with our exes being there,
and we definitely were holding back a lot.

Okay.

But there is a sense,

a little bit to me, where I'm like,
"Why is he on this board right now?"

This is so weird.
Like that's… It's freaking me out.

I mean, I feel good with Louis right now.

Like, we're, like, getting closer
and stronger every single day.

But I don't know.

Yeah, this is tough.

This is… honestly, this is a hard one.

I think
we should just start with the easiest.

-Rachel?
-Which is… Yes.

-Let's put Rachel on there.
-Okay. Let's put Rachel on the board.

Yeah, I mean, last night was a lot.
What's been said has been said.

-Yeah.
-She deserves to go on a date.

As we know, that could kind of
jeopardize your position in the house.

Right. At the very least,
I want her to be happy,

and clearly,
us staying together is not it.

You guys are already broke up,
basically, so that's not gonna work.

Okay. Let's pull Jalen in.

He looks kind of like one of her exes.

-Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
-Yes.

But he's aToo Hot To Handleguy.

I think Jalen is more
just kinda life of the party,

uh, and just wants to have fun.

Right. I just know
that he is from Lucy's season.

Okay.

So maybe we can visit that.

Let's put Jalen back.

Let's bring Scott in.

He was onLove Island,
and I'm thinking he definitely seems

like he wants
a real connection and relationship.

-Yeah.
-He's got a great smile.

Great eyes. He looks like a good option.

Yeah, I agree. I think, you know,
when I first saw these four men present,

my gut feeling was
Scott would be a good match.

-Lock it in.
-Let's lock it in.

Yay.

-All right.
-All right.

-Rachie girl.
-The first match.

I like to have the power. This is fun.

La-la-la-la-la
Do you like it?

How you feeling?

I've… I've heard about last night.
I don't wanna call it out in--

I'm just… I'm just embarrassed. Like,

he… he did this to me two times already,
and then, it's like, "You did it again."

"Fool me once, shame on me."

No. "Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me."

What's the third, then?

Fool me three times, f*ck the peace sign.

So that means "done."

This is f*cking Louis Logic
to the f*cking T.

Louis Logic is seeing a situation
how it should be.

In my head.

Ladies love Louis Logic.

It shows that I'm actually a very smart,

intellectual human being, which I am.

-I went back to my ex five times, no joke.
-Oh, same.

-Did they break up with you?
-I broke up with them.

It's different.

And I went back to them,
then I broke up again.

-They were taking you back.
-I broke up with them.

And they broke up with me.
And then it was just like…

Oh, it just becomes… Yeah.

You have to remember
why you're not together with someone.

-Yeah.
-Okay.

To me, the point of this is to,

"Oh, we could decide to shake things up,
or we could give two people a chance

that we think have the best
or most compatibility."

-Okay. Okay.
-Let's start with Freddie and Madison.

My personal opinion is
they've been tested,

and I think they really do
have a lot of chemistry.

I agree.
I think it would be a waste of a date.

-I'd say they're good.
-Okay. My girl Lucy and Daniel.

They have been with one another
since the very beginning.

Since minute one.

But yesterday was the first test
with the kissing challenge,

and I do believe that opened up
that this isn't the perfect match.

-You wanna put Lucy on a date.
-I do.

Yeah, that's definitely a consideration.

-Right away, I'm gonna pull Jalen up here.
-Yeah. Okay.

They were from the same season
ofToo Hot to Handle.

-Okay. Okay.
-Season six.

That could be interesting
because they know each other.

What I wonder is if Jalen has
a similar type of connection

that Louis does to Lucy,
which is strictly friends.

-That's true.
-I'd feel more confident

with bringing new people in
versus prior history.

-Right. Let's put Lucy back.
-Lucy back. Let's put Jalen back.

-Now, my girl AD and Ollie.
-Yeah.

I would be really interested to see

how Ollie reacts to AD going on a date

and I'm seeing some guys
that I think AD would like up here, so.

Okay.

Let's put my girl
right there. I love. Okay.

-I wanna see Ray with AD.
-Ray. Okay.

Oh God.
They're matching in the damn thing.

I don't know.

-They're literally matching.
-Do we go off a sign of matching outfits?

That's what are you and I doing now.

-With ours.
-I know. It's…

He just also looks fun, spicy.
I think that'd be a good option for her.

-Okay.
-But I wanna see her with JR.

I… I mean…

-I don't know.
-Let's get JR.

Just put him up on the board. Yeah.

You have history with JR.

Yes. We got very deep very quick.

He's a grown man, which I think she wants.

I know that JR is her type
and she's his type.

Okay. But I feel like
he would fit a lot of women's type.

-Yeah.
-And so my concern

is that he comes into the house

and he's gonna have
a lot of the other women, like, looking.

Bringing him in
would shake some things up.

I think…

Um… I think this is… this is the move.

-Okay.
-All right.

Ready?

Okay. Hold on for a second.

I know. I'm just really thinking.

Should I put my thing on the board?

I get a feeling…

Oh, f*ck. This is hard.

I got my eyes on something more

Welcome to the rush

Welcome to the rush

I feel like there's a chance
Sandy can also put herself on a date.

You never know
until you get to that board.

-I know.
-If she sees someone.

Yeah.

You just have to do it.

-I mean…
-Yeah.

Hello.

Yo, who's that?

Hello. Hello.

-Oh my God!
-Yo!

Don't f*ck about.

She's not here.

Oi, where's Sandy?

Um, can you guys all come over here?

There's no way
Sandy has put herself on a date.

It's getting me pissed.
I'm not gonna lie to you.

Where's, um…

She's gone on a date.

-Just kidding, b*tches.
-I was about to say.

I'm still here, b*tch. Sorry!

-You're out of order for that.
-I'm what?

-Out of order.
-I don't wanna hear it.

You know what? It's good you've done that.
I didn't think I'd get that nervous.

-Keep you on your toes. Mm-hmm.
-Oh sh*t. I was like, "Wait."

-"Did she actually go?" "No way!"
-Yeah. Uh-huh.

All right, spill the tea.

That was a good… good boardroom.

Um, it's gonna be an interesting night.
Let's just say that.

We'll see how this all goes.

I'm not gonna lie. Like,
there were some good options today.

-Can you define good options?
-Yeah, what does that mean?

I'll… I'll just say that…

I'll speak from a…
from a male perspective here.

There's one guy that I think is
a very good-looking individual.

Yeah, yeah.

He's muscular, tall…

-Okay, enough.
-I'm just…

-You can't say that. Enough.
-As a man, I'm just gonna be honest.

He said twice, "as a man."

-"As a man."
-"As a…"

"One of the guys
that are coming in is scary."

I'm just gonna say. He's… he's a beauty.

Clayton, you should've put
yourself on a date.

They all were… they all were
very good-looking. Yes.

Do you wanna do the honors of letting
the two women know that are going?

-Rachie, you are going on a date today.
-Yay.

-Yay.
-So, go get ready. Go do your thing.

I'm honestly happy that Clayton
is sending me on a date today.

I'm here to find a match.

Someone who's kind, treats me well.

I'm looking for someone
that is literally the opposite of Clayton.

-Yay! I'm excited.
-Excited for you.

I've made a lot
of tough decisions in my life.

And it's a bittersweet feeling right now.

I don't try to be the drama,
but somehow, I always find myself in it.

Bye, guys.

Good luck.

My next girl that's going on a date…

Oh sh*t. I'm nervous.

My boo, AD.

-Get ready.
-Whoo!

Going on a date.

I'm going on a date, too, apparently.

Maybe Sandy thought somebody
on that board was gonna be my type.

I'm ready to put
the relationship to the test.

If we feel as strong
as we feel for each other,

let's see what it's like
with maybe a little distraction.

All right, guys. Well, yeah, that's that.

It's gonna be a long few hours, innit?

Certainly nervous.
When I feel something's mine, it's mine.

I don't really want her out there
going on another date.

Nah, no.

That's not good for my ego.

-Are you upset?
-Do you want me to be happy instead?

No, I'm not saying that. It's just, like…

-Would you--
-I'm already shaking. I'm already nervous.

What do you want me to say
to make it better?

Ollie is not thrilled
that I'm about to go on a date.

Like, he's actually
very, very territorial.

-Do I look pretty?
-Hmm?

-Do I look pretty?
-I'm not gonna tell you that.

Send you off looking pretty
to another man. Are you mad?

What can I do? I gotta go.

Just remember who you belong to, innit?

He's so cute when he's a little jealous

and a little bit out of control
of the situation.

Okay! That's right.

-Bye.
-Have fun, boo-boo.

I mean, it's gonna
get interesting. That's all I'm gonna say.

Bring on the boys, bring on the drama.

Ooh-ah, ooh-ah

Ooh-ah, ooh-ah
Ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah…

Right now, I just kinda wanna let go
of everything that's back at the villa,

and I just wanna give
this person a clean slate.

I'm hoping that he's good-looking.

I'm hoping that he's got, like,
a beautiful smile. Some height.

I know Sandy got my back,
so I know she's not gonna do any foolery.

I'm excited.

What up?

Oh

And when it's all said and done
I came, I saw, I conquered…

My name is JR.

My biggest guilty pleasure
is stealing a girl from a guy.

And then seeing them struggling for life
to get their girl back.

I feel like there could be something here.

Let's get the most out of this.

Hmm.

That's cute. I like it.

A lot of guys wish
they could d*ck-matize a girl.

I can do it.

sh*t.

-Hi!
-Wow!

-You look amazing. How are you?
-Thank you.

I'm good. How are you?

What's your name?

-I'm AD.
-I'm JR.

-Very nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you as well.

-Okay, shall we…?
-Yeah.

I'm a little shook. I can't lie.

He's gorgeous.

Tatted up, muscles, big hands.

Can we cut that list down when we edit?

'Cause I'm looking
real intrigued by this man.

Hey, we're gonna play
And have some fun…

-Ready to make a mess?
-Hey.

Actually, I'm not.

I see you, Sandy. I see what you did here.

What are you into?

Fitness, sports, shopping, traveling.

-Said the F word. Okay.
-Yeah, big fitness girlie.

I mean, I saw you from the back.
I saw you had a little something…

Not from the back. Not from the back.

-I see you're a bit fit or whatever.
-Yeah. You liked it?

Yeah, it was nice to look at.

What about you? What are you into?

-I do cook from time to time.
-Okay.

-Usually, it's the same thing because…
-Uh-oh. What is it?

-Chicken and rice.
-I love chicken and rice!

I'm gonna make you a bowl
for your chicken and rice.

Ah! You gotta weigh it first.
Make a scale for me.

-I know.
-Do you drink coffee?

-I do.
-Perfect.

This will be your new coffee mug.

-This is hard.
-I know. This is pretty…

When's your birthday?

November 12th.

-Scorpio.
-Yeah.

-Me too. Yeah.
-No way.

You got any siblings?

I do. I'm one of seven.

-I'm one of seven too.
-No, you're not.

-I swear.
-Shut up.

I got four sisters and two brothers.

Oh my God!

-You too? Shut up.
-Yeah. I do!

-What?
-Yeah.

I have two older brothers
and four younger sisters.

-How random is that?
-That's…

And we're both Scorpios?
Like, what are the chances?

That's crazy. I want four kids.

-You want four kids?
-Yeah.

-g*dd*mn.
-If I could, I want twins.

-Knock out two at one time. See?
-I want twins too!

-Like, get it done.
-This is crazy.

I want twins.

Twins run in my family too.

-Really?
-My brother got twins.

And my cousin got twins.

So you might have the gene in you.
Give me some twins.

So what's
the situation like? You booed up?

-I'm a little…
-Look at you.

-Look at you hesitating already.
-I'm not hesitating.

I am… I'm matched up.

Yeah?

Yeah.

How does your, uh… your partner feel
about you going on a date?

Not very happy.

-For real?
-No, not very happy.

That's a sign of insecurity, AD.

You don't want that.

-Are you trying to find a perfect match?
-That's why I'm here.

-Hmm, like… Yeah.
-I was in a pretty long-term relationship.

And my partner wanted marriage
at the time.

So she's like,
"Either we get married, or we break up."

I'm like, "Damn."

That was a very eye-opening
and tough experience.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What show are you from?

I'm fromUltimatum,season 3.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

What's your "mm-hmm" for?

Mm-hmm.

Uh, Sandy, girl!

She set me up with the man
that she was in, like, a marriage with.

I'm trying to make one plus one equal two,
but the math is not mathing.

Yeah.

Hit 'em with the razzle-dazzle

I'm gonna pull out all my tricks

Flip the switch…

Meow.

Meow.

You have nice calves.

How do you flex your calf
without moving your leg?

-I don't--
-Can you do it?

Not really.

Is that it?

No, because then it goes floppy.

-How are you feeling, Ollie?
-I've got a bad feeling about tonight.

It's not easy watching your girl
get spruced up to go out for another guy.

I mean, what you do have to do
sometimes is actually, like,

swallow your pride and, like, lay it out

and, like, let them know how you feel.

-I've done that several times.
-I think she knows.

But I think for you,
it's gonna be more of you

showing her that you're allowing her

to go do her thing
and let her come back to you.

I'm about to fight for
what feels like it's already mine.

Oh my gosh, Ollie.

Do you think we're in bed,
she's saying, "I'm not sure"?

One day with another man, you're not sure?

On my life, if she matches
with another man tonight,

I'll be, "I should've put myself on a date
when we had the power." I'll be vexed.

-You're squeezing me hard.
-Sorry, bro.

I'll be like, "You crafty cow."

I love Ollie and AD.

I am an Ollie and AD stan, okay?

Obviously, his ego is bruised.
His girl is on a date right now.

It doesn't feel good.

He needs to swallow his pride
and let her go do her thing

so that she can
just come right back to him.

If she kissed the man--

Oh. Are you mad?
It's tables, ladders, and chairs.

-Are you crazy?
-He scares me.

Better luck next time

Ha! Now watch me shine…

I had a really rough time last night.

I'm not gonna say I'm thankful
for Clayton putting me on a date,

but really, really looking forward
to what the day brings

and who it brings.

I'm ready to have some fun in the jungle.

Bring me my future man, my perfect match.

I'm gonna pray to the Cenote gods.

Hello.

How are you? You okay?

You got shackled with the devil…

I'm probably that spontaneous
that I would just go on holiday

with a girl
I just started speaking to anyway,

so Netflix, get your, uh…

…get your wallets out.

I'm coming to win this thing.

-How are you? I'm Rachel.
-You look stunning, by the way.

-Nice to meet you. What's your name?
-You okay?

-Scott.
-Scott. English?

-Welsh.
-Oh.

Okay.

I have quite dark humor.

My way of flirting is
ripping in a little bit,

so if they can take that and give it back,

I'm just like, "That's the one."

So, what show were you on?

-I was onLove Island.And you?
-Okay.

I'm fromThe Bachelor.

-Do you know that one? Perfect.
-I've heard ofThe Bachelor. Yeah.

You were getting
with 30 guys and all that, yeah?

Sorry, I'm joking.
It's just British banter, sorry.

"It's just a bit of banter."

That's a terrible British accent.

We got-- There isn't just one accent
in the UK. Why does every American--

-Wait. Which one do I do, then?
-You won't be able to do mine.

Yours almost, uh, sounds
a little like you have a twang.

Yeah, I do.

-"Do."
-No.

-"Do." "Not too bad."
-Not too bad.

-You're going to what it was before.
-Let's work on it.

Yeah.

He's so good-looking, blue eyes, tall.

He is so attractive,
and I definitely am attracted to him.

-I'm nervous. One.
-Three, two, one.

Darling, it won't be easy

If you wanna impress me

What's his name?

I don't remember.

I was too nervous.

I was hoping
someone would say it. I forgot.

Is that bad?

That's the way to my heart

Look how romantic I am.

And you brought all this for me?

And I literally brought the finest
Welsh orange juice you'll ever see.

-Did you hand-squeeze it yourself?
-Yeah, I did.

Oh my goodness. I can't wait to try.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

-To your first date.
-To my first date.

-To your first date.
-Yeah.

No, to your second date, sh*t.

It's my first one. We're starting over.

Which was the best one?

Um…

The fact you had
to think about that for so long.

-We're wrapping up.
-I had to think about it.

Let's go. Gotta get out of here.

I have so many questions
I've been waiting to ask.

-Go on.
-What do you do for work?

I played football.

I moved away from home
originally at the age of 14.

To play?

-Yeah. Academy system--
-I've never been to, like, a soccer game.

Or… What do you call it? Football?

Football, yeah.

-Prim and proper, football. Football.
-I'll never say soccer again.

Do you think you're
gonna have some conflict in the house?

-I don't… I don't know.
-Now I'm worried about bringing you in.

I'm very passive.

Are you? Oh no.

Why?

-I need a partner in crime.
-I could be your partner in crime.

-Well, we'll see.
-What do I have to do?

-Like, fight someone? Or…
-Yeah.

So, have you ever seen, like,
Conor McGregor in the UFC?

-Mm-hmm. That's what you want me to do?
-Yeah.

Okay, just so we're on the same page.

-Tomorrow morning in the rain.
-Tomorrow morning. Yeah, 6.30 a.m.

Okay, I'm just gonna start taking
everything you say not seriously at all.

Okay. But then I'll say something serious,
and you're… you're not gonna know.

I'm joking.

I was fully expecting to be sent
on a date with, like, the good boy,

but he seems like he's trouble.

It's not a bad thing.

-No, we'll have fun tonight.
-Yeah. a*s loads.

The date was so great. I had a great time…

with whatever his name is.

I'm excited for you to get to the house.

You're not the only English guy
in the house.

I'm not English.

I'm Welsh.

-I know, but isn't that all of England?
-Wrap it up.

I did!

…trouble I need

Yeah, yeah

Trouble, trouble, trouble

I need it on a level, level, level

And I know that you can give it…

Tonight is gonna be drama-free

You can't say that
'cause then it will be so full of drama.

There's gonna be drama in the house

Trouble, trouble…

I feel like tonight is going to go west.

-I feel like something's gonna happen.
-Not south?

I meant south.

-I'm just curious.
-It could go left.

-It could go east.
-Sideways. It's going sideways.

-Go north. Go up.
-Okay. Yeah, yeah.

It could go all round in circles.

What's Sandy gonna do?
She's not on a date.

Sorry. Do the boys not come here
and talk to all the girls?

Oh. Leave it out, bro.

Bro, I think she knows
one of them that's on the date, bro.

She said they're attractive,
and there's gonna be problems tonight.

If it's who I think it is,
I think I saw him on the board and…

I'd be scared.

Thanks, Madison.

-Oi, Madison.
-I'd be scared! I'm just gonna say.

-Really?
-Yeah.

What will be, will be, innit? And if not,
I'll be back with a vengeance. Trust me.

I'm trying to put on a brave face,

but my heart and emotions
are worried about

what AD's gonna do and how
she's gonna be feeling after the date.

I've got potential to be hurt.
Feeling a bit vulnerable, shall we say.

-Hello, beautiful lady.
-Hi.

-Are you finally ready?
-Hi, you look so pretty.

You look lovely.

-It's gonna be a little…
-It's gonna be a little cray-cray.

-I know. I'm gonna sit out…
-We know--

I'm just gonna sit here
and be like, "Let me just watch."

I don't know why
my heart is racing right now,

but I'm just so damn nervous
to see JR walk into the house.

I don't really know
how to feel about it, honestly.

I don't know if there's, like,
is there unfinished business with us?

Like, do we still have feelings
for each other,

or is this just something that,

you know, "Been there, done that?"

So, we'll see what happens.

Man, oh man, what have I done?

-Hi!
-Hi, guys.

Who is that?

Is that Freddie?

-Freddie 2.0.
-Freddie 1.0.

Everybody wanna see
What I do, what I do…

-Hi, guys.
-Hello, everyone.

-You look stunning.
-How are you?

How are you? Scott, nice to meet you.

-How are you?
-Nice to meet you. What's your name?

-Scott.
-Scott, I'm Lucy.

-Your outfit is so pretty.
-Thank you.

Oh my goodness.

-Do you wanna get a drink?
-Yeah, I'll have one.

Rachel seems to be beaming.
I mean, just taking a look at her smile.

You know, I'm upset with myself
because I may be leaving.

Sometimes I wonder
why I do the things that I do.

-One of those.
-Thank you. Cheers.

Is there enough seats?

-How have you been, mate?
-I've been good. How have you been?

Yeah. I…

Not him taking the seat.

-They're taking the piss.
-What?

He took the couch.

Yeah. Yeah, bro.

Y'all know each other?

Thank you.
There's a lot of English people.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She was trying to get the seat.
He didn't even notice.

-Oh yeah, I'd have given her the couch.
-You would've.

You didLove Island UK
andLove Island Games?

I didLove Island UK, Love Island USA,
andLove Island Gamesin one summer.

-Whoa.
-Wow.

What's everyone else from?
I've not asked about everyone else.

Bachelor.

-Oh, right. So you…
-Yeah.

-Yeah. I've been briefed.
-Mm-hmm.

Fair enough. Fair enough.

Hello.

Do you lay awake at night?

What up?

Thinking it over…

Hello.

So won't you come a little closer…

Who that?

She's holding hands with him.

What the f*ck is going on here?

-Hi. Welcome back.
-I knew it.

When it burns like this

Gimme that
Gimme that madness…

-Hello, stranger.
-Man, get out of here! What?

Hello!

-Hey, girl!
-Hi!

-Good to see you.
-You look amazing.

-Thank you. How are you?
-This is my ex.

-My ex-wife.
-I know. And that's what I'm like…

-We got divorced.
-Wait. They dated?

She was with him onThe Ultimatum.

-Do you want lime or lemon or something?
-Lime, yeah.

Blood rushing through your veins…

There you go.

It's like I can taste it…

Watch out,
'cause JR is stealing your girl.

You've been patiently waiting…

This ain't gonna go well.
This ain't gonna go well.

This ain't gonna go well.

Gimme that madness

Madness

Bri-bring it on quick
That beast within

Bring it on quick

Just gotta have it

Just gotta have it

Down to the wick
When it burns like this

When it burns like this

Gimme that
Gimme that madness

Gimme, gimme, gimme

Gimme that madness

Gimme, gimme, gimme

Gimme that madness

Gimme, gimme, gimme

Gimme that madness

Madness, madness