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02x21 - Colossal Quacksley/Great Pizza Chase

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "SuperKitties". Aired: January 11, 2023 – present.*
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In the fictional city of Kittydale, an indoor playground called the Purr'N'Play is where children play, sometimes with the place's resident cats Ginny, Sparks, Buddy, and Bitsy.

02x21 - Colossal Quacksley/Great Pizza Chase

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[MEOWS]

NARRATOR: The world thinks
they're just adorable kitties,

but when trouble comes knocking,
they transform into...

AUTOMATED VOICE: [SINGS]
Kitty cat, kitty cat

Kitty cat, kitty cat

AMAZING SINGER: SuperKitties!
[THEME SONG PLAYING]

Meow!

When there's chaos in the air

Don't you worry, don't despair

Evil doers best beware

They're SuperKitties, meow!

They're brave, they're smart

They're strong, they're kind

And with their talents combined

They're SuperKitties, meow!

BITSY: The SuperKitties
and the Colossal Quacksley.

-Are you gonna be there too?
-Yes!

[KITTIES LAUGHING]

-[KITTIES PURRING]
-[TOY BEEPS]

Ginny, Sparks, Buddy, Bitsy!

Check out my new giggling guitar toy!

It looks like a guitar,

but when you pounce on it...

-[GUITAR GIGGLING]
-It giggles!

[KITTIES LAUGHING]

Wow, Darla!

That sounds... [SQUEALS]

Guess what, kitties? The Kittydale
summer party is this afternoon.

-[KITTIES MEOW]
-You cuties are gonna love it.

There's gonna be yummy treats,
and pretty balloons,

and so much fun!

A summer party? Yes!

I wanna bring my giggling guitar.

Wait...

Where is it?

Giggling guitar!

Come back! Oh!

[GASPS] It listened.

I wonder what other tricks it can do.

Huh? How did it get up the slide?

Whoo!

[GUITAR GIGGLES]

[LAUGHING]

Bitsy?

You took my toy?

[GASPS] I'm so sorry, Darla.

I was just so excited to play with it.

[SIGHS] I should've asked you first.

It's okay, Bitsy.

-Let's play later.
-[PURRS]

-[SIGHS]
-Aww, Bitsy.

Everyone makes mistakes.
Darla understands.

Thanks, Ginny.

And next time, I'm going to ask

before I play with someone else's toy.

-Yes!
-Purrfect.

-All right, Bitsy!
-[PURRING]

I think our fruit cart's almost ready
for the summer party.

-Don't you think, Gwen?
-[BARKS]

Behold, Otto!

The most beautiful day
to play in the water.

Of course I'll blow up your ducky floaty.

I'll do anything for you, bestie.

-[GIGGLES]
-[ZAPPING]

In fact...

I'll make it the biggest floaty
Kittydale's ever seen!

[GRUNTS]

[POPS AND BURSTS]

Oh, no!

Um... uh-oh...

I guess I tried to make it too big.

I'm sorry.

Well, I'll get you another ducky.

[QUACKSLEY SQUEAKS]

A beautiful day it is, Quacksley.

I'll get you that ducky.

And once I do,

I'll turn that ducky

into the biggest floaty you've ever seen!

-[GUITAR GIGGLES]
-[KITTIES LAUGH]

Could I play with your toy?

-Of course, Bitsy.
-[PURRING]

Thanks for asking. Have fun!

Oh, I'm gonna.

[GIGGLES]

[GUITAR GIGGLES]

Thanks for sharing, Darla.

Anytime, Bitsy.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Kitty cat. Kitty cat.

ALL: [GASP] It's the SuperKitty call!

ELECTRONIC VOICE: Kitty cat. Kitty cat.
Kitty cat. Kitty cat.

Kitty cat. Kitty cat.

AMAZING SINGER: Adorable they may be

But trouble's no match, you see

They're felines who fearlessly respond

To the call

Ginny

Sparks

Buddy

[GUITAR GIGGLES]

That giggling guitar is awesome!

-[GIGGLES]
-[RECORD SCRATCH]

Oopsie Kitty!

AMAZING SINGER: And Bitsy

SuperKitties

Su-purr charged

Sparks, power up the SuperKitty comm.

Let's see who needs our help.

SuperKitties! [HOWLS]

Gwen. What's wrong?

I'm at the pier with my human.

She brought her fruit cart
and decorated it

for the Kittydale summer party.

But then, a giant duck showed up!

Giant? How giant? This giant?

Whoa!

No. Even bigger!

So big that when the duck squeaks...

-[LOUD DUCK QUACK]
-...it blows stuff away!

[GASPS] Oh, no!

The summer party's gonna be ruined!

Don't worry, Gwen.

You and your human get out of the wind,

and we'll save the party.

Hurry, SuperKitties!

Paws in, SuperKitties!

We're brave.

We're smart.

We're strong.

We're kind.

SuperKitties, go!

AMAZING SINGER: Meow!

[LOUD DUCK QUACK]

Whoa!

All right, SuperKitties.

Let's find that duck!

[LOUD DUCK QUACK]

[GASPS] Kitties, look!

It's Quacksley!

A giant Quacksley.

And regular-sized Otto.

AMAZING SINGER: Giant Quacksley!
And regular-sized Otto!

[LOUD QUACK]

Whoa! That little octopus sure can bounce.

-Mine!
-Nope!

[GASPS] Mr. Puppypaws and Lab Rat?

AMAZING SINGER: Mr. Puppypaws!
And Lab Rat!

Madam Rat stole my Quacksley,

and made him enormous
with her awful device.

Hey! My name is Lab Rat.

And it's called
the Go Big or Go Small Ray.

I demand that you use your horrible ray

to make Quacksley small again

and return him to me immediately!

Oh, yeah? I demand you leave us alone!

Maybe you two should figure this out

without all the demanding?

BOTH: Never!

Quacksley was the perfect toy

to turn into a super big duck floaty

for my Otto to play with.

Oh! Look how happy he is.

But you took my dear, sweet Quacksley
without even asking!

It's not nice to take someone's toy

without asking, Lab Rat.

[CHUCKLES] I should know.

No, it is not.

[GIGGLING]

Exploding pinatas!

[LAUGHING]

Exploding pinatas?

[HORNS TOOT]

[LAB RAT SCREAMS]

BITSY: Oh, no!

The pinatas exploded
and made the water all wavy!

[LOUD QUACK]

Whoa!

No!

My Go Big or Go Small Ray is broken!

What have you done, Madam Rat?

Oh, no!

That's not good.

Oh! Quacksley!

LAB RAT: Otto!

If we don't do something,

those waves are gonna push Quacksley

into the pier and break it.

You must do everything in your power

to save my bestie, Quacksley!

No! Save my bestie, Otto!

Uh... we're gonna save
both of your besties.

Can you fix Lab Rat's
Go Big or Go Small Ray?

Yes. But I'll need a little time.

Okay.

While you fix the ray,
we'll tie up Quacksley

so he doesn't crash into the pier.

SuperKitties, activate yarn blasters!

[GRUNTING]

Hang on, bestie!

Hang on, bestie!

BOTH: Hang on, bestie!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

My world's been built around you

Ever since the day I found you

It's a feeling so profound

Ooh, bestie

Hang on! Whoa, whoa!

It can't be overstated

I can't stand when we're separated

Now look at you, overinflated

Bestie, hang on

[HOWLS]

Soon we'll be together again

Doing what we love to do together again

Happy and safe when we're together again

You'll see

So, bestie, hang on

Bestie, hang on

Bestie, hang on

Bestie, hang on

-Bestie, hang on
-Bestie, hang on

For me

Ooh

Bestie, hang on

BOTH: Oh! [GIGGLING]

-Pardon me.
-Excuse me.

Uh-oh! Otto can't hang on much longer.

Meow!

I'm coming, Otto!

It's time to Su-purr charge!

Bitsy boots blaster faster!

I can run on water?

Pawsome!

Quacksley's gonna hit the pier!

Oh, no he's not.

I've fixed the ray!

Now I'm gonna shrink that duck.

[ZAPS]

Quacksley. You're safe.

[GIGGLES]

And you're small again!

Otto, I was so worried.

Thank you.

Ugh... SuperKitty.

You've got a lot of mess to clean up

before the summer party starts, Lab Rat.

Guess that duck had a powerful squeak.

[LAUGHS] Oh...

[GROANS]

It's just...

Otto really wanted to play with Quacksley.

It's nice to help Otto play, Lab Rat.

But you have to ask
before you take someone's toy.

Or they'll be so sad.

All right.

I'm sorry I took your toy without asking.

Hmm. Thank you, Madam.

Apology more or less accepted.

Really, Otto?

You wanna keep playing with Quacksley?

Would that be okay?

While I... [GROANS] ...clean up this mess.

Never!

Oh, all right!

[QUACKSLEY SQUEAKS]

But the duck stays small.

Today I took Darla's toy without asking.

And Lab Rat took Quacksley without asking.

That made Darla
and Mr. Puppypaws feel so sad.

SuperKitties know it's kinder to ask

before you play with someone else's toy.

And I'm taking that to heart.

[QUACKSLEY SQUEAKS]

Well, this has been rather enjoyable.

But I must get Quacksley home.

[WHISPERING] It's almost nap time.

[CHUCKLES]

[QUACKSLEY SQUEAKS SADLY]

Uh...

However, may I introduce you
to Quacksley's cousin,

Honksley?

Why is he called Honksley?

-[LOUD HONK]
-[SHRIEKS]

That's why.

[LOUD HONKS]

[ALL LAUGH]

BITSY: The SuperKitties
and the Great Pizza Chase.

Hey, Ginny.

-Buddy. Sparks. Bitsy.
-[MEWING AND PURRING]

[LAUGHS] Looks like
you kitties are excited for pizza night.

So am I, Taylor. Mm!

I can't wait for Brie Fromage
to deliver her yummy pizzas.

And of course,
there'll be tuna pizza for kitties,

and pumpkin pizza for you, Frankie.

[FRANKIE BARKS]

[KITTIES MEOWING]

I guess everyone's excited
for pizza night.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Ooh, I can taste
the tunalicious pizza already.

-[SLURPS]
-BITSY: Wow, Sparks!

I didn't know you liked pizza so much.

[LAUGHS] It's his
favorite thing in the world.

Second favorite.

After you, bro.

-[PURRING]
-[FRANKIE BARKS]

Slide! Slide!

Bitsy push?

Don't worry, Frankie, I've got you.

[BARKING]

[BITSY GRUNTING]

-[BARKING]
-Okay, there you go.

[BARKING]

-[BITSY PURRS]
-Woohoo!

Whee!

[BARKING] Again! Again!

BITSY: Well... Okay, Frankie.

One more time.

[SNORING]

Well, isn't that a shiny toy?

I think I'll borrow it forever. [LAUGHS]

[SHRIEKS]

You can't take my toy!

Oh, that toy would've been mine
if it wasn't for you.

Uh...

Say, who are you, anyways?

Coco!

Ah. Pleasure to meet you, Coco Raccoon.

You've probably heard of me.

I am...

Friend!

[GIGGLES]

No, no.

I'm Cat Burglar.

That means I'm busy burgling.

You know, stealing.

So, I don't have time for friends.

Kitty cat friend!

[LAUGHS]

I suppose you are very cute.

[WHIMPERING]

Hungry.

I am sorry, Coco.

I don't have time
to help you get that apple.

I've got lots of stealing to do.

Kitty cat get?

Please, please, please, please, please?

Oh, all right. But just this once.

[CHOMPING]

Meowzers.

You're a hungry little one, aren't you?

Kitty cat get more!

Okay, fine.

[CHOMPING]

[SLURPS] More, more, more!

[GROANS] Coco Raccoon.

How do I get you to stop bothering me?

-[HORN HONKS]
-Pizza! Get your pizza!

Meow! That's enough pizza to last...

forever.

[GASPS] If I get them for Coco,

she'll leave me alone. [LAUGHS]

Then I can get back to burgling.

[GIGGLING] Coco, my dear,

do you like pizza?

[SLURPS]

[GIGGLES]

-[BARKS]
-Whee...

Again! Again! More slide!

-[BARKS]
-Okay.

Bitsy, is everything okay?

-[BARKING]
-Well,

I love Frankie,

but my paws are tired.

Mm-hmm. Those are some
sleepy paws, all right.

What if you ask Frankie
to try climbing up by himself?

Yeah! Remember how
we used to help you climb trees

when you were really little?

Uh-huh. But then I tried
climbing up with no help.

And now I can do it
all the time by myself.

Hmm.

Bitsy, push!

Bitsy, push! [BARKS]

You know what, Frankie?

It's okay to ask for help
when you need it.

But how about you try
going up the slide by yourself?

[WHIMPERS]

If you learn how,

you can slide whenever you want.

Hmm.

[BARKS] Okay! Frankie try.

Yes! You can do it, Frankie!

[PANTING] Woohoo! Whee!

-It's so fun.
-Nice!

-[BUDDY CHEERS]
-Pawsome job, Frankie!

-[BARKING]
-You made it! [GIGGLES]

Again! Again!

AUTOMATED VOICE: Kitty cat.
Kitty cat. Kitty cat.

ALL: It's the SuperKitty call!

AUTOMATED VOICE: Kitty cat. Kitty cat.

Kitty cat. Kitty cat.
Kitty cat. Kitty cat.

AMAZING SINGER: Adorable they may be

But trouble's no match, you see

They're felines who fearlessly respond

To the call

Ginny

Sparks

Buddy

Woohoo!

[RECORD SCRATCH]

[GIGGLES] Oopsie kitty.

AMAZING SINGER: And Bitsy

SuperKitties

Su-purr charged

Sparks, power up the SuperKitty comm.

Let's see who needs our help.

-SuperKitties!
-Hey, Colby Jack. What's wrong?

Brie and I were so excited
to deliver pizza

to everyone in Kittydale.

But when we weren't looking,

Brie's pizza bike
and all the pizzas disappeared!

-[ALL GASP]
-Oh, no!

No pizza means no pizza night!

No!

My bro really loves pizza.

Mm-hmm! Good thing
my pizza tracker can show us

where all the missing pizza went.

You have a pizza tracker?

My bro really loves pizza.

[GIGGLES] Don't worry, Colby.

You can count on us to save pizza night.

SPARKS: This map shows
every pizza in Kittydale.

And look! That must be where
all of Brie's pizzas are.

Then that's where we're going.

Paws in, SuperKitties.

-We're brave.
-We're smart.

-We're strong.
-We're kind.

ALL: SuperKitties, go!

AMAZING SINGER: Meow!

Hmm. According to my pizza tracker,

the missing pizzas are...

[SNIFFING]

So yummy!

[CAT BURGLAR LAUGHING]

ALL: [GASP] Cat Burglar!

AMAZING SINGER: Cat Burglar!

Well, well, well.

If it isn't the SuperKitties. [GROANS]

Cat Burglar, those pizzas aren't for you.

Well, for once,
you SuperKitties are right.

They're for a special someone
who's very hungry.

So, I really must be going.

Good thing I stole
this handy turbo booster from Lab Rat.

[GIGGLES]

[ZAPS]

Ta-ta for meow!

After that pizza pilfering cat.

SuperKitties, pounce!

[TIRES SCREECH]

[ZAPPING]

[LAUGHING]

Whew! Nice catch, bushes.

Thanks!

Paws out, claws out!

[LAUGHING]

Whoa!

I got you, Ginny!

Bitsy boots blastoff!

[LAUGHING]

Whoa! Oh!

Oopsie kitty.

Oh, no! Cat Burglar got away.

We're running out of time
to save pizza night.

Don't worry, kitties.

It's time to Su-purr charge!

Pointy claws and springy paws!

SuperKitty kit turbo mode!

BUDDY: Furball blitz bounce!

Bitsy boots blaster faster!

AMAZING VOICE: Meow!

[LAUGHS] Isn't that purrfect?

I lost the SuperKitties.

-But we found you.
-[GASPS]

Activate glitter blitzer!

Too much glitter!

ALL: The pizzas!

Gotcha!

[GIGGLING]

BUDDY: Hmm.

-Woohoo!
-BUDDY: We did it!

[PURRING]

[SNIFFING]

-[SIGHS]
-Kitty cat!

ALL: Aww!

Uh... [CHUCKLES]

SuperKitties, meet Coco.

Hi, Coco.

Wait.

Is this the friend you were
taking the pizzas for?

Uh... she's, uh...

not my...

Kitty cat best friend.

Oh! All right.

Coco's my friend.

And I'm...

sorry for taking the pizzas.

But Coco's such a hungry little raccoon

and I wanted to help her.

Aww, Cat Burglar.

It was nice of you to help Coco.

But it's good for her
to try to get food on her own, too.

Oh. You think?

Yup. 'Cause then,
she might learn to do it all by herself.

Oh! Kitty cat get?

Um... Coco.

How about you try getting it yourself?

Hmm. Okay!

Coco try.

[GRUNTING]

-All right!
-Yes!

-Go, Coco!
-Careful.

-Ah! [CHOMPING]
-BUDDY: Whoa!

She ate that tomato
faster than my bro eats tuna pizza.

-[LAUGHS]
-That's my Coco.

[PURRING]

Now we'd better get these pizzas

back to Brie for pizza night,
kitty cat fast.

Why, yes, you should.

ALL: Ahem.

[LAUGHS] Okay, we'll help too.

[GASPS] My bike is back!

Hey, everybody!

Pizza night is back on.

[ENGINE REVS]

[ZAPS]

Whoa!

[LAUGHS]

[ALL LAUGH]

Happy pizza night, Amara.

-Enjoy.
-Aww! Thank you, Brie.

Woohoo! Pizza.

Yay! [BARKING]

Frankie wanted me
to push him up the slide.

And Coco kept asking Cat Burglar

to get food for her.

It's okay to ask for help
when you need it,

but sometimes it's better to try
and do things on your own,

'cause then you might
learn to do something all by yourself.

And I'm taking that to heart.

Kitties! Frankie!

We've got your pizzas.

-[SNIFFING]
-[PANTING]

TAYLOR: Mm!

Hey, Frankie.

Do you need help eating your first pizza?

Hmm. Nuh-uh. [BARKS]

I think he figured it out all by himself.

[ALL LAUGH]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]