01x13 - If Lovin' You Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Rat

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cosure all right

hey yo Mikey make sure you score some

live bread hey hey you yeah with your

face yeah grab that jar of mustard over

there that French crust

oh look billy knife don't you jam have

you ever noticed that your mood is

completely dependent on the amount of

food you're about to consume yeah I

wonder which is bigger my stomach or

your mouth look I like to eat as much as

the next road it's just there's other

things I think about too it wouldn't

hurt to expand your horizon

holy moly

choco puffs choco puffs they buy them

whenever the big shut's grandkids are

coming over the chocolate nutcoed jelly

rings coated with six different kinds of

sugar an important part of your

nutritious breakfast but the box is all

sealed up we can't even get it

help

please somebody k*ll me

the whole box huh yeah we had to stop

him from eating the coupon

how are you feeling dear oh Max was like

I'm never eating nothing again i'll find

something else to do i'll buy

How are you oh look those must be his

grandkids wait till they find out about

their Choco Pups hey that little girl's

got somebody in a cage

jam it jam it what's wrong

and I followed them up to a room on the

top floor that's where the kids are

staying i watched her to the vent m all

day i I couldn't take my eyes off of her

what about Belvita you think she'd like

Velvita maybe Candy jam do you really

think this girl is your type let's get

over the species humpfist

candy she's a hamster they're used to

her best

how do I look is my four okay do me a

favor smell me will you slow down a

minute Jam you should think about what

you're getting into here oh sure it's

fine for you to flip out over some Mako

Asian chick but if I get the arrow in

the butt I'm nuts right that's not what

I Look all I know is this love stuff is

kind of scary and it would be nice to

have your friends backing you up

hi Violet i'm back

look at her she'll never go for a guy

like me she's way too beautiful that's

her the giant one just give me a hand

with this

i got to go get my supper violet you

want your supper too

there you go

i'll be back real soon okay and don't

forget to finish your seeds

don't forget to finish your seeds if you

like this grunt so much why don't you

eat it

some gig you're born you sleep in a pile

of smelly wood you eat six billion seeds

and you die uh excuse me aisle with

downstairs and I even the crummy salted

ones would be nice but no we got to have

a healthy hamster

ah food

well hello um hi what's new you are fat

boy want to help me powder my donut m

huh

heat

where you

break

hang on we'll go to Springs now yes now

she's probably been cooped up in this

crowd thing her whole life

keep an eye out for a catch please

give me your hand quick

here I am so lucky coming you hot rat

brute help

damn it muggle help

you okay

you

We flew together

muggle muggle if that's you signal by

lying there

max will you hurry she can't fit through

i'm coming i'm coming

it's stuck nope hey watch the inventory

pal

go go on i got it

oh I got it i got it

hurry move

i keep doing

shut up okay i'm trying to I'm trying to

Oh hi have a seat i was just about to

make some coffee

get you jumping huh

yo everyone you too m

this is magic how's it hanging see you

later we're going to go play in the dark

542

imagine my delight

here hamster hamster where are you

here hamster

come on baby

look at this come on home we've got

every person in Washington doing this

stupid search burke I think you're

exaggerating things a little yoohoo

Violet prime minister of Japan where are

you furry little creature king Fod guess

they got bored buying jets max you

shouldn't have done this what if they

start looking for her in the basement we

could all be out in the street don't

look at me it was Jamoth's idea hey what

happened to your hat

oh my gosh I must have left it upstairs

but I only left her for a few minutes

it's not your fault sweetheart everybody

knows that is she ever going to come

back i don't know let's all wish real

hard okay

i want her back Mommy please it's okay

baby it's okay

everyone into the rotunda repeat

everyone into the rotunda capital

critters will be right back to the

rotunda

it's

you guys ready ready

okay let it rip

i think maybe too much

oh hey you're all better it's a miracle

jam it hey Jam

happy longboat compared to where I've

been living I'd be happy in a cosmetics

lab thanks for making me feel special oh

come on let's play doctor some more we

left off during the physical yeah you

were showing me why you got such short

tails

hi guys you busy a little sorry it's

just I was wondering you know what your

plans were huh see the little girl who

owned you she's all upset she doesn't

know what happened to you sorry I didn't

have time to leave a note tell her she

could keep the cleaning deposit

i was just thinking when you're finished

eating and doing whatever else you've

been doing maybe you'd go back to your

cage shame about his drug problem

skip it sorry to have bothered you

come on

where are we going shopping

okay there should be a storm drain

around the next corner max don't you

think the kid's going to know it's a

different hamster you mean like one with

morals we stole her pet Burke this is

the least I can do all right all right

is there any reason Muggle wrote this

thing in Latin

what is this stuff i bet we're supposed

to try it i'm not going to try it you

try it oh no i'm not trying it you try

it

hey we made it where's the hamster

department i don't think it works like

that Max

$200

$410

wow animals are pretty expensive huh hey

I wonder how much mice are go 59

you can't even buy a soda for 59 maybe

we're in season

help you guys with something oh we're

looking for the hamsters oh sure there's

a few up in that window right over there

great thanks

relax it's a Siamese cat oh so will we

tie on occasion

it doesn't look like there's very many

of them maybe that's why they're worth

eight bucks how are we supposed to get

in there

oh man

hello

wow how often do you guys pull these off

as much as we want last night we had

pastrami on r what kind of mustard the

French crud absolut

where have I been that's what I keep

asking

look I've been thinking about it and

well I guess I never felt this way about

nobody before i ain't never felt this

way about nobody either of course I

don't get out much well anyway what I'm

trying to say is well I I guess I guess

I

feel this time

hurry move it move it move it i am

moving it

just wait

rainbow come and get me

oh that tweak

no

well well I finally snagged one of your

little suckers wait a minute you ain't

no rat ain't no mouse either hey hey I

found it i found that kid's hamster hey

somebody i found it

i'll be darned he's right are we going

to score with this one or what what do

you mean you're going to score

wait a minute come on guys

oh Violet I'm so happy they found you

and even though you're a very very

naughty hamster I still went out and got

you these a whole big yummy bag of

sunflower seeds

have a good breakfast okay Violet

jeez I thought she'd never leave

damn it

so we're shaking this and that how you

doing i'll be doing a lot better when I

bust you out of here

hey yo Torch this way to the gray grass

i can't huh i'm not going what are you

talking about what about us us was great

us was world class but but what i'm

built for comfort Jam not speed i almost

got k*lled last night like about 50

times well that's okay you'll get used

to it come on Jam face it i got caught

yeah you never won much you're playing

hard to get look I know this place may

not be the Hard Rock Cafe but at least

it's safe and that's all you care about

stuck in here for the rest of your life

spinning your wheel it ain't so bad the

kid's okay i get to travel plus there's

no surprises you could stay with me she

wouldn't mind i swear it it's a cage

Violet yeah I know but hey it keeps me

out of the rat race yeah right

well anyway it's a good thing we found

out about this now you know before uh

one of us says something they might have

regretted i love you too fat boy

hi kid oh hi Mom you okay yeah sure i

was you know just uh saying goodbye to

what's her face listen I know we don't

get along good most of the time in fact

we don't get along at all but uh if you

ever want to talk or anything fine here

we We had a little dingo in it didn't

pay out that's life you know don't I

ever

okay here's one favor you could pull off

for me what's that don't ever tell

anybody I did this

this thing stinks hello you look great

thanks so what happened did Max find

another hamster ah you can fit up

hey Muggle max what can I say i fought

him as long as I could guess what they

caught Janet's hamster last night so I

guess we don't need yours that's cool i

wasn't going to give her to you anyway