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01x12 - The Lady Doth Protest to Munch

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Capitol Critters". Aired: January 28, 1992 – September 17, 1996.*
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A young mouse named Max is forced to flee his home on a farm in Nebraska after his family is k*lled by exterminators.

01x12 - The Lady Doth Protest to Munch

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decisions

decisions honey I'm home what do you

want follow me you don't want to miss

this okay let's go through the sub

paragraphs covering the distribution

process those should be in your second

set of blue folders Under The Heading of

regional dispersion and apportionment

now most of these amendments call for

provisional allocation on a

state-by-state basis for such items as

we got any more mustard yeah I could use

some too I just saw down there look

under those donuts we got donuts sure a

whole box plus some cheese danish crors

corn muffins sandwiches sandwiches I'll

take a hand and swiss hey can you pass

the chips a hor huh what about my

mustard who are those guys presidential

commission on

Hunger look at all of it I am hot

Congress just passed a bill creating a

new federal Food Bank they're getting

ready to show it to the president all it

needs is his signature and we've won

we've won yes we jam it I've been out

protesting against hunger for months oh

yeah you marched around with a postage

stamp on a toothpick that really blew

him away let's wait for this stuff by

the

dumpster darn right it blo him away pal

that billain there's about to become law

this government is finally doing

something then we're all agreed we

recommend the veto what well I hate to

do it but the dawn things just flat out

sloppy it's cost prohibitive cost

prohibitive cost

prohibitive are you insane Berkeley

they'll hear you I want them to hunger

is life prohibitive you dirt head

hey can we get more sodas in here and

what happen to that pizza you ordered

yeah give another minute usually real

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fast fashist physic stop hunger now stop

hunger now stop hunger stop hunger now

stop hunger now stop hunger now stop H

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now wa F ba*ls wienies come on Berkeley

take it easy tell to shut up and look

pretty that's always

fun Jam it's right protesting is not

enough I'm sick of lugging around little

sign that nobody can read I got to do

something 30 million people go hungry in

America every day and we treat them like

like we can just walk all over them like

door mats

Barkley

oh hello

anyone have some floss stop hunger now

stop hunger now stop hunger now stop H

stop H the it's a hunger strike nobody's

eating until they pass some Bill about a

bank it's the food bank they're doing it

for the food bank hunger now stop hunger

now stop and I am doing it too what

until that bill is signed I'm not taking

another bite wait wait wait let me get

this right you're going on a hunger

strike to protest hunger don't you guys

see I'm taking some real action here I'm

finally saying something yeah you're

saying something you're saying Help Me

lock me up I'm a vent

psycho not one bite jam it fine star to

death it'll be one less big fat mouth to

feed sh my sports I'll never get them I

don't want to get them I don't want

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they

here jam it jam it wait jam it that guy

will be back any minute

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now stay put if me and mugle can push

one over the side you guys got to help

us carry it you really expect me to be a

part of this TR is over babe this is

pizza we're talking

about uh look jam it you know I don't

expect you to understand words like

resolve and determination but I have a

lot of both and I'm standing my ground

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damn

it

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uhoh yeah

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Max hang on

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Max are you

okay go away I just want to lie here

help help me I'm under here under where

I smell anchovies find the pizza with

the

anchovies oh I love anchovies don't you

are you kidding they

I and no as a matter of fact I

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don't this one's mushroom and

Olive

pepperoni sausage and

pepper I hate your do D it and chies

smell and chies

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oh sticking with salad

today yeah sticking with salad

today

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oh it's the cops man we got the cops on

our butt

don't look now but I think two guys just

s

there you're right the cops are chasing

us we've been stolen I thought so these

two ain't driving as

fast what are you doing having a snack

what are they going to do sh**t me

sir could you bring your trade table up

for a

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landing look nature I don't ever want to

go outside for the rest of my life well

we're safe now follow

me m

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don't hit me somebody's taping this I

swear it that want you dirt

brain

oh are you really that dense I'll soak

your

head

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on mle

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you never look where you're going you

dummy oh no oh

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muggle muggle it's you how come you

didn't follow me into that

you know if I had a central nervous

system this would really

hurt well they can't be far I mean we

only drove around the corner yeah in a

truck crawling with pizzas crawling with

him I didn't even get any crust pizzas

really I didn't

notice yeah

right did you hear something where it

coming from

I'm sorry sweetheart I'll get you

something first thing tomorrow I

promise well she so upset about she's

not upset jamut she's

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hungry okay fine you're right there's

hungry people in the world I don't want

to be right or wrong I just want to do

something about it Oh you mean like

starving yourself that's right real

scientific

why do I even talk to

you Mama

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Mia so many cupcakes So Little

Time jam

it jam

it jamet

wait jamet you can't be serious hey do I

look like I'm on a hunger strike but we

got to find Max and mugle

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oh look at you you're just a flame of

that bloated stomach of yours I mean is

this all it takes a few lousy donuts and

some Danish and pecon rolls and cream

puffs and bear claw oh my God they got

bear claw yes check it out I have found

remember the longest journey begins with

a single bite fine take it so we can go

are you kidding I'm going to raise my

family in

here you a

boulev let's book man we're late already

hey who's getting hiss some diplomats

kid heavy bucks I'll say just look at

the cake

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bless you

thanks they should make a cute couple

don't you think what are you talking

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about jam

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it Berkeley come on

please no

stop Hur M

Faster come on

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move hustle muggle Hustle

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name's muggle I've seen you around

muggle I don't care what you say I love

him

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how's dead hunger TR going shove it

scumble well there they

are got any ideas no but maybe they're

registered we got to find a way out of

here are you crazy this is the San

Andreas for the buet and we'll be EP up

you know what happens to the CER wedding

cakes they stick them in a freezer for

10 years and I don't even have socks on

and besides I'm not hungry will you King

F eyes I'm not hungry what even needy B

back off tubby Let's see we got some

nice pasta down here o did you catch

those igns in the corner I said Co it oh

what is that over here is it stuffed

cabbage where I love stuffed cabbage

everybody they're going to cut the cake

hang on I found the knife here's the

photographer honey let's get some

pictures okay can I get a shot of the

bride and groom cutting the cake please

oh that's it that's it good good now

this one's a favorite get real close to

the top layer Bride on her side groom on

his no no no no much closer oh very nice

perfect now let's see a big big smile

from both of you okay cheese

they're throwing rice at us what else

did they

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got we lost him we're cool

can we go home now don't you want to go

Sho him

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first oh come on jamet we've been around

food all day yeah it'd be nice to

swallow some of

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it I am not getting in I am not I have a

purpose what's wrong with her who to

Rebel Without a clue she's on a hunger

strike remember you can make it this is

your chance to take a stand to really

say something Berkeley I bet it' be okay

to have a little snack no I don't care

what happens I am not

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budging no

not a bad hole considering that Deli

guy's wife had a 38 broads with g*ns

what's happening to this country easy

now that's it there was cheddar and

monster and GAA and

swiss nice job Belle go ahead take so

many you

want have a nice day

come on Kitty but Trixie what are you

gandi

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eat feel better oh yeah well of course

she's feeling better she's ripping off

my food I couldn't even hold on for one

day I mean all I wanted was for people

to know how I felt I know kid you just

got to figure out a way to make him

listen you will someday well she won't

jam it well she won't who are you guys

kidding jamut could you at least pretend

to give me a little support hey don't

you get it you're a mouse all your

stripes and your boycots and your

protest they don't mean anything none of

the stuff you do means

anything excuse

me it's times like this I wonder how

you'd look in a trap oh come on M like

she's really going to solve The World's

problems besides why should we give it a

CR about them they don't even give a

Crut about each other the heck with them

let's stick to being rodents it's

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easier hi come on Burke you can't mope

around all night it's jam it remember

yeah and he's right whatever I do a

strike a March it's doesn't mean a thing

me why should anybody listen to me CU

you care about stuff cuz you have the

courage to stand up for what you believe

in thanks I needed that anytime cuz and

besides I listen to you I never knew

there was so much hunger there is Max

all over and nobody's doing anything

about it what was

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that I think we can finish this without

waking up half City

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sorry we take a look at the next

pipe where in the heck is he going he

couldn't

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be okay let's get out of here and

remember where I said if I tell anybody

about this you'll kick my ex you want to

make the stupid kid

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who's in there anyway long

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story hello um this is for you uh don't

tell anybody it was us okay Jam likes a

better when everyone thinks she's a big

creep well uh good night good night

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oh

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