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01x10 - The KiloWatts Riots

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Capitol Critters". Aired: January 28, 1992 – September 17, 1996.*
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A young mouse named Max is forced to flee his home on a farm in Nebraska after his family is k*lled by exterminators.

01x10 - The KiloWatts Riots

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w

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and in nearby Alexandria the Mercury top

96° a new record for the state the warm

spell is expected to continue for the

next few days as a high pressure system

intensifies over the Carolinas lows

tonight will be in the mid-70s and

tomorrow Highs are expected to be in the

'90s ready boys what

two

three oh man well you came and you gave

without

taking but I sent you away oh

Mandy yo Nikki how much longer 2 seconds

I just got to see if these old wires Run

Anywhere forget them the whole Wings Got

Juice I checked all the rooms let's eat

dude

okay

wow hey what's the

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deal while A*DS stayed behind to

apologize for the vice president's

remarks other A*DS were already at the

day's final campaign stop apologizing in

advance for the vice president's next

remarks I've been listening for over 10

minutes they haven't said a thing about

power failures you guys in the dark too

huh great it's howdy goody time hi Mo yo

homie B chixie hey if it ain't Tony

Orlando and Dawn you mean the roaches

don't have any lights either no no but

we got a heck of a used car L has

anything like this ever happened before

not while I've been around in fact I

never even thought about where our power

came from wait a minute what if it never

comes back we'll spend the rest of our

lives in the dark we'll all mate and

have Bey little pink eyes and pointy

heads you got those already dink face I

have an idea see I was listening to

everyone just now suddenly it hit me

like a ton of

bricks how does he do that I thought to

myself maybe we should come up with

another way to have power I mean even if

the plug start working again it won't be

around forever what other way is there

scum head hey don't call him that for

your information there's all kinds of

energy sources she's right we could go

solar solar H that's right that's real

clever we're in the basement you dirt

head I'm just saying wherever it's from

we should find a new way to get it then

the next time this happens everybody

won't be so scared come here laser brain

that's it right over

here you she go that's where you get

power dipstick you plug something mean

and it goes even these guys know that

and they're stupid Village idiots

yeah take your time it'll come to you

look Janet all I meant was who cares

what you mean if you don't have anything

intelligent to add to the conversation

then beat it your Z out

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freak you're a real cow pie you know

that a cow pie ooh I'm a Cow Pie I guess

that makes me a dog donut and I'm a

zebra cupcake they on they on they're on

everybody what are you talking about

they're light they're on everywhere but

down

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here hey little

kid jeez I make a living with this

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pal

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wow

oh what do you know de little the bun in

this chly full

moon what happened in here he rewired

The Joint that's what happened those are

what used to bring us juice well Can't

We Like Glue them back together been in

the electrical business long have

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we look we've got to try something jamet

how about if quiet I'm

thinking don't lose me boys hey jam it

jam it jam it where are you going jam

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it

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mble you

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okay anyway I tried figuring out where

each wire went but I just ended up

getting a

headache what are we going to do Trixie

I don't want to spend the rest of my

life by candlelight look kid this may

come as a shock to to you but when I was

your age we didn't even have candles you

didn't sit down I have a story Max about

a little girl who grew up in a place

where you made it with your wits and a

respect for the land would you like to

hear it not really good look you give

this a few days you'll get used to it

just like you get used to everything

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else uh Trixie we had it now we don't

there's no sense getting all burned up

but something you can't control

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Trixie every piece of clothing I own you

hear me every lousy shred what are you

mad at me for I ain't mad at you so shut

your mouthy little face I want Power

darn it I want my life and my hot

rollers and my CL

radio work you piece of crud it's 100°

down here come on

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work need

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yeah where does it go jamut upstairs we

swapped a bunch of CT from that guy's

van and plugged it in behind the sofa in

the Oval Office so that's why you ran

off I am proud of you

Son thank you thank you you know it's

moments like this that makes me proud to

be a

rap and I am very happy to say that

there is plenty of power for

everybody

hey Jam if there's anything we can ever

do for you just say the word oh no no

please don't insult me you guys are

family there's nothing we want in return

outside of me so man Gru you know just a

token compensation for our

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efforts two s are they

fresh sort of fine I gives you a couple

of hours work but only course I got a h

plug him in but just

barely yeah what do you want I want to

know how come you shut off my power my

family sitting at home in the dark name

Winston w i ns yeah yeah I got it hey

you pay me with some bad grapes I tried

one they were all smooshie they're not

in th is that my fault

next who talk to

me fashist do you ever see so much greed

in your life I got to admit he's outdone

himself you know what we must be the

only two down here who haven't bought

electricity from them that's a pretty

powerful statement I mean we're saying

we may not have electricity but we have

integrity am I right

I said am I right I needed my water pick

I'm sorry you mean it ain't even been

under that give this man some

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juice so ratty bumo pulling a fast one

huh H hard to believe isn't it thanks

for the tape moose who knows maybe I can

fix some of those dead wires of course

you could also grab a l one 10,000 votes

homie it'll blow your F clean off yeah

well summer's coming it's just I like

you man I don't want to see you go

through life as a pile of s you know

what I'm saying you know anybody who

could take getting zapped with 10,000

votes cuz I showed

them muggle muggle muggle it's

us you think he can hear you knocking I

Can't Hear Me

Knocking Muggle

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how long's this dude been here he moved

in last

week muggle it's us muggle well he's

breathing anyway you think we should

wake him or wait for him to get up by

himself hello don't do that uh Mel did

uh you paint these I just wanted to

throw something up until I picked out my

wallpaper oh I've got to get back to

work listen muggle I was wondering if

you wouldn't mind being electrocuted for

a good cause well it sounds fun but I

can't today Max I want to finish up by

the weekend finish up

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what

hey we got one of these too I'm kidding

Max see when the toilet flushes upstairs

then the water comes through here which

turns this sha which runs through the

copper coils in that can which makes

electricity to light that b that's

amazing does it work beats me nobody

used the bathroom yet maybe they're at

Camp David hey quit it will you here's

your R height and here and here and here

and here I'll put it out now you will

you will you quit it look I know what

you're thinking if you knew what I was

thinking there'd be a puddle on the

floor haven't you taken enough what are

we supposed to do sell blood look we got

to raise the prices cuz it's getting

harder and harder to find extension

cords I got Clues working double

overtime so so if you don't like it go

sit in the dark I can't believe you

these are your friends remember you live

with them that's right and I'm giving

them something they want you're taking

advantage of them that's what you're

doing your own kind jam it shame on

you I blew it at your tail come on Mo

let's go find some tools and go to work

we'll show these jerks yeah say it

h* how' I get into this how am I doing a

little to the left warmer warmer oh you

hot now straight

up well what do you think these had to

be patched up and plug into that thing

without getting zaap is that

it right

uh-huh well keep in touch mo mo you're

the only one up here I know I can count

on I'm the only one up here period that

too come on I need you

please great I ain't even a year old I'm

going to get barbecued in a broom

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closet hey you got any more nut logs up

there hey it's good to be the king got a

minute your

highness

sorry the customer service desk is

closed open it fat boy some kind of

problem we want our stuff back all of it

come on you know I can't do that you

great embarrassing me in front of my

friends you know something I'm sick of

this broad making trouble cut her

off I don't you ain't getting it back

either Grandma now beat it hey he that's

my mother shut up anybody else want to

the same we'll pull your lousy plugs too

we'll do anything we want down here cuz

we H the power

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company hey man you sure this is where

all the juice is of course I am I think

come on I'm almost there closer

closer got

it yo ain't that where the cats go to

the

yes don't worry I'll get it you going to

crawl around in that thing I think

that's disgusting and I'm a roach do we

have a choice

you you guys need a hand Hey jamut Hey

listen I just want to say I've been a

real jerk I'm sorry so what can I

do I'm warning you lady don't stop

something you can't finish Trixie don't

how's getting into a fight going to help

you I can skip the aerobics class

tonight we want want our food back now

and we want power too power to the RO

power to the to

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the

the that's it Jam have a conscience do

that

g yeah I feel better

already

hurry we can't open this dumb thing

without the key you checked right

checked what to make sure it was

locked boy do I feel stupid as opposed

to me who feels like a stinking rocket

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scientist

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oh

hi no Dan all

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boy hey M they're Waring

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us

stop stop it please we're supposed to be

on the same

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side

work I did it hoay it work it work it

work it

work

yes yeah that's for your mama

let's make a run for it ready Mo go on H

I got you covered this dude ain't

getting near you he ain't

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even night everybody trve safe

now whoops okay listen careful at the

count of three

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we

he looks real mad

Mo what makes you say that boys if there

was 50,000 ma it would always go after

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me homie thanks for the fun

day please

don't

look we were just trying to get some

electricity that's all it's hard enough

for us down there I mean you guys don't

have to worry about food or shelter you

even got your own bathroom can't we at

least have a few

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lights

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got it we got

it if you want to do any work on the

wires remember to turn off the circuit

breaker the number for your plug is 36 I

marked it on the door for you right

I assume this little incident won't be

oh absolutely my lips are sealed you

have my word on it count on it no

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question everyone quiet down listen to

me now we've got our electricity back

again but I don't know for how long they

could find us out or the wires could

come apart again in the meantime let's

all keep looking for other ways to

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look how long you going to be I'm

bringing a date up here later

it

look at them it's as if the whole thing

never happened don't be too h on them

max they're only verman yeah I know it's

just we were fighting each other mugle

we've never done that before what

happens the day we lose power for good

they don't care not a single one of

them well maybe one or two would you

like to see how it works yeah that'd be

great did I tell you how I got the idea

see I was just standing there and it hit

me like a ton of

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