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01x08 - Into the Woods

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Capitol Critters". Aired: January 28, 1992 – September 17, 1996.*
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A young mouse named Max is forced to flee his home on a farm in Nebraska after his family is k*lled by exterminators.

01x08 - Into the Woods

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w

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coming through

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Rocky I can only find the one sleeping

bag Max would you mind sharing it with

me of course not why would I mind well

sometimes in the middle of the night I

burst in the flame

I snore a little you two are camping out

that's nice I've been trying to talk

jamut into taking me on a picnic in the

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country did they run out of napkins

there can't talk I want to get seconds

before they have firsts nice to see you

set oh son come on

everyone hey hey hey what am I Denny go

get your own be quiet you got an up here

to feed 10 of

us hey jamut we're camping in the oak

Roo tonight I thought you might like to

come you spending the night outside sure

it's fun oh yeah it's Peach black and

clear me and you sleeping mud and then

you wake up with about 50 diseases you

didn't have the day before how are you

supposed to enjoy life if you never give

new stuff a chance look I am a city rat

you're a Yoko you want to go out there

and be Al bit fine just don't drag me

down witches

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sorry it looks like she cracked her too

what was she eating this it's a marble I

thought it was a great hey I think

that's mine I must have got it mixed up

with the food what

what what I didn't say are we sure look

dir brain to bit half with worthless pin

head

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CR ow ow ow ow ow

ow Max she's in agony we've got to do

something for her well what who knows

anything about Dentistry I suggest a

compound root

canal come again I'll give her a local B

the tooth it's Bose the fracture and

fill it anybody have some Nova can not

on me no that's okay they've got plenty

at the lab I grew up in you think he has

any idea what he's doing I doubt it but

he talks a good

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game muggle I sure hope you remember

where this place is don't worry I'll

find it we've got my sewer Atlas oh

great your old map to

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Venus sh we have to be very

quiet found the latch no

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kidding it looks just like I remember it

what looks like you remember it

oh sorry I'll get the

lights this is where they do experiments

on animals ooh it feels

creepy it feels creepy grow some hair

will

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you Max be careful

oh

wo

wo we'd make great spies wouldn't

we are you okay you bet where's the

baggage claim can we just find this

novan crud and get out of

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here murderers butchers this act of

protest is being committed in the name

of tortured animals everywhere huh what

happened in here I thought we were going

to wreck the lab looks like somebody

beat us to it but I've been looking

forward to this since

midterms hey over here

Lab Rats they must have gotten loose

from their cages hey we can liberate

them that's a great idea I know just

where to take

him you sure you want to try this just

do it I can't take a pain anymore okay

okay hang on

tight oh my God Trixie

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hey it's the Big

Dipper Trixie

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look you worked we did

it G it's a shame those guys had to make

that trip for nothing

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you're free Little Creatures free at

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last than thanks a lot

dipsticks where are we the woods they're

lovely dark and deep but I have promises

to keep and miles to go before shut up

okay let's be calm let's think we went

in the glove compartment for about 2

hours so driving at about 60 did it put

us did it put us in the middle of green

bcon well we're not going to find a way

back tonight so we better look for a

place to sleep here I don't even have a

pillow you can wrap some mud in a leaf

it works just as

good yeah it is a crazy just wait in the

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citchen this looks good muggle why don't

you find some twigs and I'll start a

campfire yes well by a guitar it's basic

survival Jam that we need food and

warmth also the fire protects us from

predators is who the heck can be dumb

enough to live out here hello Mr rat

what are you doing in the forest hi uh

I'm Max and this is jamut and muggle

we're from the city oh my goodness I've

never met anyone from the city before

hey fellas they're from the city

hi my name is s welcome to the forest

hello there are you lost no we drove out

to Mo snails of course we lost Dink and

put some clothes on what is this a

French

Riviera is he always this upset wait

he's still warming up well it doesn't

matter you're here now and you're safe

let's find some nuts and berries and

sing some songs get a alive any of you

clowns drink coffee I need a few cups

for the road you're leaving Jam it's too

dangerous we don't even know where we

are you guys want to roast weenies fine

I am going back to the city how how

should I know I'll stick my thumb out

maybe somebody will pick me

up jam

it jam

it jam it no

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any sign of him I'm afraid not Mr Mouse

we sure feel bad for your hostile little

friend I saw the mountain in the field I

thought that bird might have Dro them

under that pile of jagged rocks no such

luck sh**t there's got to be something

we can do oh I don't think so see that

bird was a nocturnal Predator why to H

your spal companion is just a yummy

little Chun of I know what he

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is jam

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it please Mister don't hurt me I got a

wife and kids hey you want some kids y I

got tons of it just D your

price oh oh I know you're typ you like

to play with your victims before you

nothing right well you ain't going to

get the chance with me

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bud okay I can play a little but then I

got to

go what is it with you you just stand

there like just stop or something don't

be get it over with will you say

something man are you tense I get like

that whenever I'm about to be somebody's

snack if I was going to eat you don't

you think I would have done it by now I

ain't going to be a snack not

mine why what's wrong with me apparently

a lot but I noticed you had clothes on

it Peak my interests so I ate a pral

instead oh you're from the city aren't

you yeah wherever that is it's back

there on clear nights I can Circle over

that hill and see the lights on the

horizon tell me what's it like at a good

trees plenty of small mammals what are

you getting bored with Sherwood Forest

no I love it here this is my home it's

the only place I know I I just know I'll

have to leave soon why it's not

important come on just tell me there

nothing you can help with let's just

move on go on tell me how do you know

you're leaving because I'm wise all

right

sorry I got a little tens in myself

didn't I I guess I'll have to get used

to

that hey you okay yeah I'm fine here you

can use this

tonight I'll take you back to your

friends in the morning a doggy sweater I

think they call him muffin

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oh

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moly nice day huh I ain't never seen

anything like this well and I'm glad you

had the chance

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sh you don't want to wake then I'm going

to dip the tails in warm water he an old

rodent gag so you guys are laugh a

minute well I guess this is it yeah I

guess so I may be seeing you in the city

tell all your edible Little Friends

listen uh about this night I'm you could

have eaten me and you didn't so n don't

mention it probably would have given me

the trots

anyway you're all right you know what

I'm saying I know what you're

saying

incoming jam it you're alive you know me

full the surprises

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you guys okay this is what he meant

they're rubbing out the guy's whole

neighborhood come on

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what the heck is this Quantico Mall

opening soon he mo this is so they can

build a trummy mo are you crazy you

can't do this these guys live here this

place is great jam it they can't hear

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you you're he and they can't see me

neither

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jam it you can't just erase a blueprint

and draw new lines it' be too obvious I

ain't going to change all of them dummy

just enough to save the trees where that

owl

lives do it right they won't even know

we was

here I'll bet you keep him in a file

cabinet some place so let's find it I'm

looking I'm looking

are free as free as the wind

blows as free as the huh

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so where were the stupid plans what do

they do bury them at Night Jam it

wor

oh look here's where they're going to

plow and here's where his tree is it

ain't even 50 ft all we need is a

scissors and some Scotch tape oh they'll

never notice that you got any bit of IDE

is oh and look at your feeture dink

you're tracking mud all over the place

they can't know anybody was

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here great well we can get out easier

look the plans the plans are still there

that Raper money grubbing pigs this AC

of protest is being committed in the

name of trees and forests everywhere huh

hey man who keeps trash in these places

it's not fair guys over here it's the

same

ones that one almost bit me should have

stomped him when we had the chance

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that was

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close come on we can climb back in jamut

I think they're going to know somebody

was here fine so it ain't the perfect

job that guy let me live max I ain't

going to let these bozos wreck his

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home so uh how'd it

go oh I don't even want to guess how

this happened

hey the plans are still okay saves us

some time anyway you bet let's make some

money guys we got land to

clear sorry Janet you should have seen

that Sunrise it was beautiful come on

let's go home oh yeah Mickey keep your

boys on the south end of the lot today

what's up I don't know who pulled that

rock out but we found a seam of quick

playay right under it it's real shaky

too what are you going to do redraw the

plant yeah we're going to let that whole

side be what the heck trees look nice in

there anyways yes yes yes we did it we

saved them I love

you

yes

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the 2 days 2 days and that college is

right across town I'm worried too kid

Jam's my son remember well yeah it's

just you're always trying to forget sure

when he's here when I know he's

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safe stop let me go ow easy easy I got

you when I get down from here I'm going

to take your head clean off this is my m

a hunch you better pray your insurance

is paid up Fly Boy and where the heck

are we going it ain't far I just thought

you'd like a little picnic in the

country fine every here of a bus and

ain't you supposed to eat rodents like

me I'm thinking about it ain't this cool

M getting a*s just rela pretend I'm

Superman and you're Lis Lane