Pickup, The (2025)

[bunniefuu]

One, two, make you wanna, uh

Yeah, yeah

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay

Now, have you ever been with a player?

Take you downtown

where they treat me like the mayor

Take you to the crib,

we can take it upstairs

- What's upstairs?

- sh*t, I'm-a show you later

Don't need a spatula

Everything catered, extra flavor

Go 'head, sprinkle some truffle

on your mashed potatoes

I'm trying to love

Is you gon' love me back?

You only get what you give

Ain't you heard of that?

Look here

I don't ask for much

You know what I want

I just want what's fair

Huh

I'll bring that fire and desire, baby

All you gotta do is

meet me halfway there, uh

I deserve to be

with somebody as fly as me

Somebody this fly

And you deserve to be seen

with somebody as fly as me

Somebody this fly

Nah, for real, I'm-a need

y'all to understand

Let's get it

If you don't know

what we talking 'bout

I'm-a have the whole band

help me spell it out

Yeah, if you don't know

what we talking 'bout

Class in session, here's your lesson,

help me spell it out

- F... L... Y

- F... L... Y

You ain't never seen nobody this fly

It's like we back in school again

Now come on, children, now spell it

- F... L... Y

- F... L... Y

You ain't never seen nobody this fly

Ow! And I'm gone

Uh

Hey, Mikey.

Did you get a new haircut?

Oh, yeah.

Wife's in beauty school. Perm week.

- Looks good.

- Thanks, Travis.

Giving Katt Williams a run for his money.

Can I borrow that?

The pen.

Oh, yeah.

Travis, say something.

Are you gonna give it to me?

Oh.

Yeah, sorry.

Thanks.

Wow.

- Smooth one, Romeo.

- Big load.

You know about big loads,

right, Mikey?

- Huh?

- You play too much, Travis.

Psst.

You should read this.

Oh, my God.

- Put your hands up!

- What?

Hands up! Put your hands up!

Get on the ground! Mikey!

Sorry! Mikey!

Sound the alarm!

This one's out of control!

You can't rob this place!

Not with Travis and Mikey!

I take care of the...

- First Atlantic Bank.

- ...First Atlantic Bank!

Show your hands! Put 'em up! Put 'em up!

- My hands are up.

- Get on the floor!

- I can't get on the damn floor!

- Why?!

My jeans are too tight

- right around the knee.

- I don't care!

- Lay down flat!

- I'm not getting on this damn floor.

Hey, Mikey! We're gonna be heroes!

- Could you just read the note?

- What?!

Bring it on down and read the note.

I know you didn't know

I know you didn't know...

I mean, a note in a bank?

I thought it was cute.

It's kind of funny.

By the way, thanks for not reporting me

or, you know,

getting me fired or anything like that.

Yeah, well, luckily for you,

getting a g*n pulled out on me

isn't my biggest fear.

Really? What's your, uh,

what's your biggest fear?

Mm.

I'm gonna need about five more rounds

before I tell you that part.

I'm sorry, I'm... this is...

I'm not good at dates and stuff. I just...

I... I was gonna sh**t you.

I didn't know you wanted

to take me out, you know.

And now this place is closing

and our date's gonna be cut short and...

I'm having a good time.

I just, you know, I wish it wasn't...

Oh.

You thought the date was over.

How cute.

Is there more?

This date isn't over

until your uniform

is on my hotel room floor.

Get the f*ck out of here.

Hey, baby.

Mm. What time is it?

Four o'clock.

Happy anniversary.

Aw. Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary.

Happy, happy.

Now, if I'm not mistaken,

this is our 25th anniversary, right?

Mm-hmm. I think it's the wood anniversary.

No, I think it's actually

the silver anniversary.

Are you sure?

I'm pretty sure it's silver.

Okay, what did you get me?

Early retirement?

No more 4:00 a.m. wake-ups?

Well, we are at the tail end

of these 4:00 a.m. wake-ups,

I promise you.

No, honey, you're never

gonna quit this job.

Well, that's where you're wrong.

Because in six months' time,

we'll have saved up enough money,

and it'll just be me and you.

- According to your plan.

- That's right.

Oh, here's another part of my plan.

Tonight we're gonna have dinner

at the very first place

we ever had a date.

Aw.

- Dratorio? Dratorio.

- Dratorio.

To celebrate our 25th anniversary.

Mm. So sweet.

Eight p.m. sharp. Don't be late.

- I won't be late.

- Say, "I won't be late."

- I won't be late.

- I won't be...

Now say it in Spanish

so there's no confusion.

No voy a llegar t*rd.

No voy a llegar... Say what?

- No voy a llegar t*rd.

- No voy a llegar t*rd.

- Remember you said it.

- Mm-hmm.

All right, now.

- Apaga la luz.

- Ah.

"Apaga la luz." I know what that meant.

That meant "turn out the lights," right?

No, you usually say,

"Apaga la luz, pendejo."

- Te amo.

- Te amo.

She's super thick

I'm just thinking with my d*ck

My sh*t dumb

I'm just thinking with my d*ck

My sh*t dumb

I'm just thinking with my d*ck

Ain't too pretty in the face,

but she super thick

I'm just thinking with my d*ck

Oh, sh*t.

sh*t. Ow!

Your love, your love

Supernatural thing

Your love, your love

Supernatural thing

Oh, hell no.

Yeah. You'll get

the specimen later today.

Friggin' museum.

The Swedesboro loop?

Come on, Clark. Not today. Can't do it.

It's way out in the middle of nowhere.

You're my best guy. Why?

Hey, man, this is

my 25th wedding anniversary.

- I need a shorter shift.

- Yeah, that's news to me.

I put in a paper request last week.

Uh-huh. Why don't you send

me a telegram, hit up my beeper.

Give me that.

You know what?

Forget about paper requests.

The routes were locked

last night, midnight, okay?

You didn't check your phone.

That's on you.

When you and your wife Natalie

finally open up

that nice little sweet bed-and-breakfast,

unlock and lock the schedule

however you want.

This is your job.

You don't want to do your job,

get the f*ck out of my depot.

All right. I'll do the shift.

Lovely. You made my day.

Thank you so much.

Okay, who am I gonna be with?

Where's Travis? as*h*le Head.

as*h*le Head?

Oh, he's got a face that,

like, uh, resembles an as*h*le

in a way.

Yo!

What up, boys?

I got laid this weekend.

There he is.

There's your new partner.

That annoying new kid?

Yeah. as*h*le Face.

Have a fun day.

I think it's pretty good

for how hot she was, you know?

Dude, it was like... You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

This girl was hot, man!

It was magical.

I lasted like four minutes.

Which is, like, a new record, obviously.

Hey, nobody wants to hear

about your hepatitis.

You're two minutes late.

You're already supposed to be

in the truck.

And you need to stop smiling.

Smiles are earned.

See you guys later.

Hey, I, uh, I just want to say

it's an honor to be working with you.

You're, like, a legend around here.

Hey, to hell with all that, man.

Listen, I don't know

who you been working with,

but if you're gonna be working with me,

you got to do things right.

Never come in here

with your uniform on already.

You get dressed here.

Oh. What if you didn't have time to change

'cause you were out with,

like, a really hot girl?

Well, then you come in here

a*s butt naked.

Look, man, this is my 25th wedding

anniversary tonight, all right?

And if I miss dinner with my wife tonight

because my schedule gets

more f*cked up than it already is

because I'm f*cking with your a*s,

I'm-a step to you.

- You got that?

- Yes, sir.

- All right, no "sir," just Russ.

- I'm sorry.

- Just let's do things by the book.

- Yes, sir.

Congratulations on that 25 years,

by the way.

- You must be so proud.

- Man, f*ck that.

Just get in the truck.

So you got anything special planned

like fireworks or big cake or something?

That's none of your business.

If we do this in nine hours,

I can make it.

Nine hours?

You know I aced the precision driving

portion of my Metro PD test, right?

Well, that's not true because

if that was true, you'd be a cop.

That's true.

I did not do well on the rest of the test.

But I did crush the driving portion,

for sure.

Yeah. I-6, it's a ghost town.

Nine hours? No problem.

And we don't have to stop. You know why?

I packed my very own lunch.

- Huh?

- What the f*ck?!

Close that! What is that?

What you got in there, yo?

What? It's a meatball sub.

I made it myself.

That sh*t smells horrible.

You can't have any.

sh*t.

You don't need a sandwich,

you need a shower.

You ain't been home since Friday?

No.

And you peed, right?

'Cause we ain't stopping.

Hey, if I have to piss,

I'll piss in the g*n port.

I'll sh*t in the g*n port. Whatever, man.

Whatever gets you home to Nat

in time for your special day, huh?

Happy anniversary.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Don't be abbreviating my wife's name

and humping and pumping in the chair.

- What's wrong with you?

- I'm sorry.

How do you even know

my wife's name anyway?

I'm your son.

I'm just kidding.

I heard you say it before.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I guess you're starting off

on the wrong foot.

I overheard you say it on the phone.

Yeah, well, unhear it.

You don't think that's creepy

to, you know,

you hear somebody talking

and you're just in the back listening?

Say, "Oh. Oh,

his wife's name is Natalie."

Well, yeah, if you say it like

if I'm just... you think I'm...

- That's how it had to be.

- I walked by.

You were on the phone. I wasn't like,

"Ooh,

what is Russ's wife's name?"

That's what it felt like.

Keep my wife's name out of your mind,

- out of your mouth...

- Route five!

What are you looking at? Get out there!

Hey, kiss my a*s, Clark!

- Good instincts.

- Yeah.

He's a f*cking douchebag.

Now, that is true.

Who are you?

Where's Kyle?

Don't know Kyle.

I got the call. Here I am.

You're welcome. Who are you?

That better not be hot.

Whatever, bro.

We're gonna be dumping them

at the end either way.

You're just jelly

'cause I won't be pushing

that trash-a*s meth lab

on wheels of yours.

It's not a fashion show, J.Lo.

Hey. Cut it out.

This is f*cking bullshit.

Where's Kyle?

Yeah.

About that.

How do I put this?

- Kyle got shot.

- Kyle got shot?

Yeah.

g*n in his sweatpants

went off accidentally.

Shot himself in the foot.

Can't walk, can't drive.

So I had to change up.

Banner, meet Miguel. Miguel, meet Banner.

Pleasure, bro.

I don't like him.

Oh, no.

You don't like him?

Let's talk about how we feel.

Come on, man, this is serious.

Let's just keep it professional.

In one hour,

Guardian Armored Services truck 1426

travels east from Swedesboro

across a hundred-mile dead zone

to Pleasantville.

He doesn't even know?

No cell service, nothing going

out on air, nothing coming in.

And we got 70 minutes alone

with the truck to get inside.

The take is 60 mil.

Damn!

What about the guards?

Shouldn't be a problem.

They turn into heroes, we lay them out.

Unless you're scared to get strong.

Me? Nah, nah.

I'm not afraid of going strong, baby boy.

Ooh, you both are so strong.

But I'm telling you,

it's not necessary today.

This is personal, and I don't need

either of you f*cking it up.

You love talking to us

like we're stupid, huh?

Do I enjoy it? No.

But you got to play the hand

you're dealt, so...

I'm all in.

Hmm. Keeping it with the poker metaphor.

I'm impressed.

What metaphor?

Right.

Banner?

- Yeah, I'm in.

- Cool.

Both smarter than I thought.

We leave in five. Suit up!

Waffle House!

Arby's. We have the meat.

I'm vanilla, baby

I'll choke you,

but I ain't no k*ller, baby

She 28, telling me I'm still a baby

I get love from Detroit

like Skilla Baby

And the thing about your boy is

I don't like no whips and chains

and you can't tie me down

But you can whip

your lovin' on me, baby

Whip your lovin' on me, baby

Young J-A-C-K, aka Rico

Like Suave, Young Enrique

Speaking of AKA, she's a alpha

but not around your boy,

she get quiet round your boy

Hold on, don't know what you heard

or what you thought about your boy

But they lied about

your boy going dumb...

She wearing cheetah print

That's how bad she wanna be...

I'm sorry, Russ.

I'm sorry.

But you can whip

your lovin' on me, baby

- Whip your lovin' on me

- I'm vanilla, baby...

You're supposed to be watching my back.

Oh. I'm sorry.

You're right.

I get love from Detroit

like Skilla Baby

And the thing about your boy is

I don't like no whips and chains

And you can't tie me down

but you can whip

your lovin' on me, baby

Whip your lovin' on me, baby

Young M-I-S-S-I-O-N-A-R-Y

You sharp...-

I'm just burning,

doing the neutron dance

I'm just burning,

doing the neutron dance...

Man, it's an honor

to be paired up with you.

I, uh, I thought this wouldn't

happen 'cause you were

supposed to retire

like six months ago, right?

- Retire?

- Mm-hmm.

Who said anything about retire?

I'm not retiring.

- I'm moving on to a new career.

- You're pivoting?

This late?

Wow, man.

That's bold, man. You must be scared.

Wait, who said anything

about being scared?

It's okay to be scared.

Your generation can't pivot.

I mean, how old are you?

Well, how the f*ck old do you think I am?

Well, you're Black, so you look 40,

but you could be up to 90.

Travis, g*dd*mn it, come in!

That's a go for Trav.

Did you go into a First Atlantic branch

on Friday and pull a g*n

on someone?

Uh, sir, that, uh, that was handled, sir.

Nothing's handled!

They pulled our contract

on every First Atlantic branch.

It's done.

Done. Do you hear me, you stupid f*ck?!

Why don't you just let

me explain, Clark. Hold on.

No explanation! You're fired!

I want your badge and g*n, you understand?

Badge and g*n?

What are you, the police commissioner?

I mean, come on, man!

Besides, the investigators

took it already,

- so the joke's on you.

- You know what?

The fact you ever thought you

could become a real cop is a joke.

When this is all over,

you won't be able to get a job

as a meter maid.

Do you understand that?

Do you get that?

- Yeah, keep talking, Clark.

- I will keep talking!

And if I was a meter maid,

I'd be f*cking great!

You'll be having

a leash in one hand

and a plastic bag...

Hey, you all right?

No. No.

I'm such a f*cking loser.

Look, don't pay no mind

to that sh*t that Clark said.

No, Clark's right, man.

If I just take that Metro PD test,

I'm just gonna fail again

like I always do.

Hey, you're gonna be fine.

I'm not gonna be fine.

I mean, who holds a hostage at gunpoint?

An innocent woman?

I'm a f*cking idiot. I have no instinct.

You know, you should

just drive faster now.

That's what you should do.

I'm just never

gonna become a cop.

My dad was a cop.

My aunts and uncles are cops.

Everybody in my family's a cop.

Even my twin sister's a cop.

Was your grandmother a cop?

My grandmother was not a cop.

- We're not going fast enough.

- Okay.

I'll never celebrate

a 25-year anniversary.

No one's ever gonna want

to be with me forever!

Nobody!

Hang tight, Miguel.

Hey, yo, you seeing this?

I'm just trying to hold a job

for more than five weeks, and now this?

What's he doing?

Hey, hey!

- Get around him.

- Yo, yo!

Get it together.

Whoa!

You ran them off the road.

Sorry. Sorry.

- Whew. Graceful, bro.

- Shut up. f*ck!

What are they still

doing back there, man?

I'm not sure.

I wasn't paying attention

'cause of all the crying

and snot and sh*t coming out.

Hey, man, don't make fun of my emotions.

I'm not making fun.

It's kind of hard to pay attention

when another man is,

you know, going through

all that sh*t next to you.

All right, boys, let's rock.

Keep it steady.

You see what that says?

"Pull over

and you won't get hurt"?

We're gonna die.

We're gonna die. I knew it.

Calm down. Remember your training.

I took a 15-hour online course.

What training?

Ten-33. Ten-33. You read me?

We're already in the dead zone.

They pre-write these?

Hey, they know the route.

How do they know the route?

I don't know, probably Clark

or something, f*cking snake.

They spelled "brake" wrong.

No, actually that's right. That's right.

Come on, now. Don't be heroes.

Hey.

If we pull over

and give them all the money,

what are the odds that they k*ll us both?

A hundred percent.

Your move, guys.

I guess we'll have to do this

the hard way.

All right, boss lady.

Oh!

sh*t!

Tear gas!

f*ck!

I can't see!

Come on, just pull over.

What's going on back there?

- Get back on the road!

- I'm trying!

My eyes!

I can't see!

I can't see.

Oh! Oh, my God!

Is that an energy drink?

Ah, is that Monster?!

Miguel, take out the tire.

Bull's-eye.

sh*t!

Miguel, what are you doing?

Don't tell me you think

I'm doing this on purpose!

Hold on!

sh*t!

- What the f*ck?!

- Watch out!

You sure these guys

didn't know we were coming?

Okay, we're good for now.

Whoo!

We did that sh*t, man!

I can't believe you thought

I was gonna b*tch out and pull over.

They're not done yet.

Hey, man, they flexed

and we flexed harder.

We're good.

We got 80 miles between us

and Pleasantville

when we get some real law enforcement.

Between now and then,

it's just us and them.

They didn't stop. They let us go.

Well, I'm doing 100,

so I can get us there in 48 minutes.

If I do 110,

I can get us there in 40.

Come on!

Oh.

You got stucky stuck.

I thought you said these people

weren't gonna be a problem.

People are uncontrollable variables.

Example A: Miguel's driving.

Rude.

We're losing our window.

We go to plan B.

Oh, f*ck.

No. Not now.

No, no, no, no.

Hey, what are you doing?

Keep going. They're run-flats.

Not at 100 miles an hour.

Well, how fast can we go?

Not fast enough.

We need to get off this road.

Get the tire repair kit.

If we're traveling

110 miles an hour,

how long's it gonna take

before they can catch up to us?

Uh, let's see.

Seven miles between us,

they're going 110, so four minutes.

That's amazing. Why would

you ever want to be a cop?

You try being a math nerd

in a family full of cops, all right?

I don't want to be a cop.

I just want my family to love me

and accept me for who I am.

Oh, sh*t, someone's coming.

See if you can get them to stop.

Got it.

All around the world

statues crumble for me...

Hey, nobody's gonna stop for you

standing there with your thumb out.

Yes, they will. I'm white.

What are you doing?

There's a guy over here needs some help.

- Don't pick him up.

- Okay, okay.

Real nice!

You know, to a moving car,

you might not come off all the way white.

If I was driving by and I saw you, I

would think octoroon and keep on moving.

Couldn't have made it this far

with a flat tire.

What's up?

They turned off.

They turned off!

All right, plug it up quick.

Plugging it.

Is it this?

You don't even know how to plug up a tire?

Did they teach you anything? Give me this.

Yo, we should get the f*ck out of here.

Yep.

Just get back to the main road.

You are in an armored truck. Go faster!

So you want to play chicken, huh?

Banner, what are you doing?

Just get on the side of me.

Come on, man, punch it!

- They'll move!

- All right.

- Ah, sh*t.

- f*ck.

Let's make our move.

- PIT maneuver.

- What?

It's precision driving, okay?

I aced this portion of the test.

- I can spin them out.

- Stop. What are you doing?

- Whoa!

- Yo!

That did not go right.

- You didn't ace sh*t!

- Sorry, Russ.

They're out of the dead zone in 15.

Look what you did. Now we're boxed in.

Miguel, let's do this.

Now we're having fun!

He's climbing out the sunroof.

What, more signs?

He's on the truck!

Shake his a*s off.

Coo!

sh*t! Esto se movi!"

- Get around him!

- I'm trying, man!

He's clipped to the back, man.

- He's stuck!

- sh*t!

Do something!

Jiggle the back! Make the back jiggle!

Jiggle it?

Banner, slow him down.

Hold on.

Light it up!

He's cutting through!

- Push him, man! Go!

- Come on!

I can't hold much longer.

Almost there.

Push. Push.

Can't hold them back.

They're too heavy.

What are you gonna do?

Try not to die.

That's a cool-a*s line.

Miguel, he's on the side door.

Surprise, b*tch!

- You all right?

- No, I'm not all right!

Get back to cutting.

He started it.

Tell me when he's about to pop out again.

Now!

sh*t!

What the...

Motherfuck!

I lost my g*n!

Can we stop the sh**ting?

Not to worry. Here.

Pepper spray.

Yeah, I'm-a take this

and spray it up my a*s.

We got about a minute.

I mean, he's gonna burn the money

before he even gets to it.

All right, maybe you was right

in the beginning.

Maybe we just give them the money,

give them what they want.

Oh, we're just gonna give them the money?

Isn't that, like, the one rule

we're not supposed to break?

- Oh, now you're talking rules?!

- No!

f*ck the rules! Get rid of the money!

Where's the money?

Where's the bills?

Hey. What the...

That's a squirrel monkey.

They're ill*gal from Costa Rica.

They have huge ba*ls.

Man, f*ck that monkey!

I hope you're decent,

'cause I'm coming!

Hurry up, man!

I can hear you!

Damn, bro... What the f*ck?!"

Whoo!

What is it with these guys?

f*cking amateur.

Banner, what are you doing?

Stay in position!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Just take it!

Mi pierna.

Look at this sh*t.

Make it rain! It's raining men

Hallelujah

It's rain... No? All right.

Careful!

Stop improvising.

Get back to the plan!

Oh! Yahtzee!

Can't see!

He's still going.

Yo, the sunroof's open.

I see it.

These guys are pissing me off.

All right.

Well, sh*t.

- f*ck.

- Banner, what...

Whoa!

Kobe!

- Reggie Miller!

- Who?

f*ck.

f*ck this thing.

f*ck you, old man!

sh*t!

f*cking strong old man!

Are you winning, Russ?!

as*h*le Face, come in.

Clark! Clark!

- Hello!

- What are you saying?

We're in a lot of f*cking trouble here!

I know you are.

Will you just listen to me

for a sec, please?!

- ...listen to me.

- Clark!

Travis?

- Clark!

- Wh... Trav...

Do something! Get him back!

God f*cking f*ck!

Whoa! That was cool as f*ck!

You're not gonna make me late

for my anniversary!

sh*t.

Whoa!

Whoo!

g*dd*mn!

- Hey, that's what I'm talking about!

- That's right, that's right!

That's what I'm talking about!

Okay. All right.

- Oh, sh*t.

- sh*t.

They're not done yet.

Go get 'em.

You got it.

f*ck 'em up.

Boom!

sh*t.

Gotcha. Whoo!

Whoo!

That's what I call a pivot!

You didn't think

my generation could pivot?

Ha ha!

That was awesome, dude.

You were full Jason Statham back there.

And we got it all on camera,

so we can send it to the police academy,

show them I'm good enough to be a cop

and shove it right up their f*cking a*s.

I f*cked my leg up though.

I f*cked up my leg and my foot

and my ankle, my meniscus.

I know I tore my...

my whole back out, too.

My sh*t is all f*cked up, just...

What? Just from that?

What you mean, "Just from that"?

You know what I just did?

I didn't warm up or nothing.

I just kicked the m*therf*cker out.

- It was crazy!

- It was like 20 seconds.

- That happens?

- It just takes a second

to f*ck up your whole sh*t

when you're this age.

My whole sh*t is f*cked.

The only reason I can move right now

is 'cause my body's in shock!

You looked great out there.

Let's see how I look tomorrow

when my leg falls off!

'Sup?

Well, Russ, it's... it's been an honor.

Why don't you just tell Clark

we'll see his a*s in hell, huh?

And while you're at it,

since you're gonna k*ll us,

why don't you just show us

who you are, huh?

Who sold us out? Tell us who sold us out!

You know, sometimes you know who you're

paired up with, but sometimes you don't.

Oh, the Swedesboro loop?

The route goes right through here.

We won't see anyone for, like, an hour.

Yeah, the dead zone lasts

for about 90 minutes.

We have like five cameras, right? No, six.

It goes on to, like, 80 miles an hour

'cause you're, like, tiny.

And those are my favorite presidents.

Wow.

- Bush.

- Yeah.

I'm gonna throw up.

Easy. You man up.

Don't you give her the satisfaction.

Oh, no, no, no. I'm gonna be sick.

Oh, no!

If you throw up, you a b*tch!

You swallow that sh*t.

It wasn't Clark.

Well, hey, it actually

doesn't matter what you say.

You know why? 'Cause you're a criminal,

and criminals lie all the time.

She's probably gonna try

and say it was one of us

who did it, but we both know

that's not true, right? Right?

You can't break us apart.

We're Russ and Travis.

- We're indestructible.

- Shut up and stand up.

- Okay.

- You, up.

Turn around.

Turn around!

Why is your a*s so sweaty?

I'm nervous.

Big night?

Don't worry.

I'll give it back when we're done.

Huh? Done?

Done what?

What happens next determines

if we're gonna be celebrating tonight

or if you're gonna be dead.

Okay, well, I would like

to obviously celebrate,

- right, Russ?

- Good.

That's what I'd prefer.

I really don't want to have to k*ll you,

but I will if I need to.

Y'all took my men out,

putting me in a very difficult situation

where I either got to bail on $60 million

and a genius plan that took

two years to put together

or do it with the two of you

sons of b*tches.

Wait, with us?

What about your friends?

From the little speed chase.

Why don't you go see if

they're okay, and if they're okay,

you let us go...

Or we just do it your way, okay?

You think a guy that flew out

of a car going 80 miles per hour

and another one with blue dye

that flipped his car over are still good?

Those men are worthless

to me now, and that's on you.

But we ditched the money.

I don't know where you're

getting your information from,

but there was only $300,000

on our truck, not 60 million.

Yeah.

What about the squirrel monkey?

It could be the squirrel monkey.

Why would that monkey

be worth $60 million?

Well, it's behind glass.

I don't give a...

How in the wild blue f*ck

would that monkey

- be worth $60 million?

- The truck.

I've never seen a squirrel monkey...

The truck is the score.

- The truck?

- Wait, that truck?

- Our truck?

- All you had to do

was get out, and now

we at this pivotal crossroad

and I need to know:

Are you in... or out?

In... meaning we live, right?

And out meaning we die?

Tough call.

I really appreciate

if you didn't tell Russ, you know...

That we smashed and you told me

everything about the route?

- Yes, exactly that.

- Travis, I'm not a monster.

Really? You're holding us hostage.

Because I had to, not 'cause I want to.

That number...

It's a fake.

Wait.

Did you call it?

Yeah, I called it, of course.

We did butt stuff.

Think I'm not gonna call after butt stuff?

What kind of man would I be?

Well, just for future reference,

if a girl gives you her number,

I mean, wait a couple days, you know.

But that was the whole thing.

You said you didn't want

to play games, remember?

We bonded over that.

You were like,

"I don't like to play games."

I was like, "I don't like to play games."

Yeah, because I don't play the game,

but other girls do,

so I'm just looking out for you.

Thanks.

For the record,

I had a good time this weekend.

All right. We good.

Yeah, whatever you say,

robber lady.

Just make sure Russell gets home in time

for his anniversary.

That's all that matters.

That is all that matters.

f*ck.

You look stupid as f*ck.

Where's Zoe?

She ghosted us.

She's gone, bro.

I'm gonna k*ll this b*tch.

But first we're gonna need some wheels.

Okay, we're coming out of the dead zone.

This where you make your call.

And, uh, do I need to remind you

that it's important to act normal?

This is unit 1426 coming in.

Looking for a piece of garbage

named Clark "Little d*ck" Edwards.

What...?

For him, that is acting normal.

Travis, we lost signal on your GPS.

Where are you?

Oh, I don't know.

It's probably 'cause

your f*cking trucks suck.

God, I wish

I fired you months ago.

Oh, I wish you could see

my face right now.

- Oh, yeah, why's that?

- 'Cause it's 10:30, right?

So that means you probably

got your protein shake

out of the fridge and had some by now.

The hell are you talking about?

I'll take that as a yes.

Don't slurp too hard, Clarky.

Enjoy your smoothie, Clark.

What does that mean?

What, he do something to this?

What'd you do to his smoothie?

He didn't put nothing in his smoothie.

Oh, I definitely put something

in his smoothie.

No wonder you're fired.

Yeah, I got fired.

It's a funny story actually.

I think you'll enjoy it.

You see, I was at the bank,

and I thought this woman

was trying to rob it,

so I pulled a g*n on her.

Sounds like a colossal screwup.

Yeah, then she disappeared on him

after he fell in love with her.

I did not fall in love with her.

- All right?

- Yeah, yeah, you did.

- No, I didn't.

- Yeah, you did.

No.

If anything, she fell in love.

That's why she ghosted me,

- 'cause she couldn't...

- I don't think she fell in love.

- You don't think so?

- Travis, zero calls,

zero texts.

Well, I got a new number,

so I don't know if everyone has it.

Russ, two calls, three messages.

Oh, wow.

Natalie sure does keep it spicy.

"Excited about tonight."

"Hello?"

"You haven't responded

about my photos." Frowny emoji.

You need to say something back.

You want me to draft a reply

or you want to send a photo?

Don't do anything.

It's her. Ooh.

Okay, Russ.

Answer it.

Nope, that's a bad idea

for me to answer that.

'Cause she has a sixth sense

about stuff like this,

and she'll be able to tell

something's wrong with my voice.

Worse idea if you ignore her.

Answer it and tell her that

your boss needed another stop

and you need a rain check on dinner.

All right.

Hey, baby, how you doing?

Sorry, I just got out of the dead zone.

What did you think

of my picture?

Oh, yeah, I loved it.

I really needed it on a day like today.

Oh, I'm sorry, baby. That bad?

Yeah, they got me rolling

with the new guy.

Oh, sounds fun.

Look, did you happen to see

my ring this morning?

I have been looking for it everywhere.

No, I'm sorry, I didn't see it.

But listen, we're not gonna be

able to do dinner tonight

because Clark added another stop.

Huh. Another stop?

You know how Clark be doing.

Mm-hmm.

- I love you.

- Yep.

Have a good day.

Okay.

That was a total disaster.

Yeah, well, I'm sure

when you see her tonight,

you tell her you had a g*n in your face

and she'll forgive you.

Hey, yeah. Um, 4300 South New Jersey.

Natalie Pierce.

Mm-hmm. I'll let you know

if there's any problems here.

Insurance policy.

If I don't call every half hour,

she's dead.

Turn here.

- Here? But that...

- Now.

We going back to Atlantic City?

What we getting ready to do?

Yeah, yeah

Oh

Come on. Come on, come on, come on.

Ah, come on, now.

What... what is this?

- And who is they?

- Hostages.

Two adult male hostages.

Shut up. No, they not.

Maybe they are. Look, change of plans.

The other guys are out,

and the truck is more damaged

than expected.

Can you fix it?

I need to know right now.

- He's out. Say you out.

- You're out.

So are you in or you out?

Hey, you don't see us standing here?

I don't see nothing.

You don't hear me

talking to you right now?

Nope.

- This motherfuck.

- Hey, look.

I need you to get these

non-people that I don't see,

I need you to get them

the f*ck up out of here.

Man, they're not gonna say nothing.

Hey, you know, we can hear y'all.

Just 'cause you're

whispering, don't think...

That's wild.

It's so f*cking quiet in

here I can hear a pin drop.

If you let us go, I'll let

you bang my twin sister.

She looks like me with long hair.

You trying to get us shot?

What's it gonna be?

Give me about an hour.

- I'll take care of this sh*t.

- Cool.

I think we can take them both.

I can make this m*therf*cker

disappear, too.

Yee!

What's wrong with y'all?

Hey, Yee! You involved, too, Yee.

No, no, no, no

Yeah, yeah

Hold up.

Now, uh, I'm sure you guys

won't be trying to misbehave again,

but in case you need a reminder...

Oh.

Are we good?

- Yeah.

- Well,

I'm famished.

Let's get something to eat.

Candy girl

You are my world...

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm.

Mmm-mmm...

Y'all look stressed.

You shouldn't be. We on schedule.

No takers on the table pancakes?

They're for everybody.

No, those are robber pancakes.

No, thank you.

It's been a rough day for y'all.

Truck got stolen,

and now you're withholding yourself

the joy of eating pancakes.

Everybody love pancakes.

Hey, you're a dipper, too?

I swear I've never met someone else

who dips like that before.

Right.

- Yeah.

- Otherwise, they, you know...

- Get way too soggy.

- ...get way too soggy. Yeah.

That's crazy. That's wild.

Russ, have you ever,

you ever dip your pancakes?

No, I don't dip my pancakes.

I like my pancakes like this.

This how I make my pancakes.

I like 'em all mushed up like this.

Get 'em all like that

and get 'em on the plate.

Ooh, that's perfect.

Then I get the syrup and I put it on.

I like lots and lots and lots of syrup.

That's how my granddaddy used to make it.

He used to call these

"f*ck you flapjacks."

Soggy sh*t.

You know those guys back there,

they wanted to k*ll you.

But I have a plan to get you out of this.

- We are going to jail.

- No, we're not, man.

If we get caught,

we were coerced, all right?

It's gonna be fine, Russ.

Okay, well, what about

if we get shot and k*lled?

Look, guys, nobody's gonna k*ll you

today, unless you stop cooperating.

But you're cooperating, so we're good.

So what's this, uh, OCD thing

you got going here?

This is the part

where you shut up and listen.

I'm gonna say it once. This is us.

This is the casino we're robbing.

The Sorrento.

At 2:45 p.m., we pull into the Sorrento

15 minutes before the scheduled pickup.

We enter underground in the garage,

all on camera.

But a security checkpoint.

My guy is changing the numbers

on the truck right now

and installing an RFID transponder

inside the truck

confirming it's active.

They're all clear.

Green light, we're inside.

They'll think we're the real truck.

Then what?

Every Monday,

a truck picks up $60 million in cash.

It's the weekend earnings.

Today we happen to be that truck.

And we're not going back to the depot.

Are we the salt or the sugar?

We're the salt.

This is a very good plan, Russ.

How to steal an active armored truck,

that was the impossible part,

but I already figured it out,

so now we get to do the easy part...

walk in, walk out.

That's a smart plan.

Smart, but it wouldn't work.

I know it works.

Look, all casino pickups

are handled by the central depot.

That's not us. We're new faces.

You know, if the casino guards

have any sense,

they're gonna know that something's up.

I wore some different cologne

in there once,

and they talked about the sh*t

for two weeks.

This sh*t is not going to work.

Well, I guess you better

do your job so damn good

they don't ask you no questions, then.

Never mind that.

I'm just trying to make sure

don't nobody get shot and k*lled.

'Cause that's what's gonna happen.

If we do this, we will be shot.

- Is this all worth it?

- Yeah, it is.

It's all worth it to me.

The truck's ready.

He's fast.

What's that, an Android?

You know what?

Keep the money. You need it.

It's a burner.

Yeah, well, I'd by a flip phone

before an Android burner.

Yeah, very funny. Take this.

It's important.

Man, you gonna need this.

You come with me.

We'll be right back.

What if I have to pee?

- You say anything...

- Yeah, I know, I know.

And you k*ll me and you k*ll Natalie,

you sh**t the whole restaurant

- and you k*ll everybody.

- Good memory.

'Cause you a bad mama... shut your mouth.

Not talking about Shaft.

Ah, hey. All right.

Hey, you... Where you taking him?

If I sh*t myself, I'm-a need assistance!

Hmm?

The f*ck y'all looking at?

Geez.

Strip.

You want to get one in before the heist?

I need your uniform... now.

Right.

Let me help you.

Oh, my ba*ls.

Hey, excuse me. Excuse me.

Sorry, hon, I... I got an emergency.

All right, me, too, hon.

- You fell in love this weekend?

- What?

N... I'm... I never said that, no.

I had a good time. You didn't?

Yeah.

Yeah, I had fun. Of course.

Now you get to learn

a little bit about my life.

Yeah. You're crazy.

This is f*cking crazy.

You could get shot

working your job any day of your life.

How is this different?

Yeah, but I'm not a criminal, so...

And those people

whose money you move around?

How do you think they make theirs?

Playing by the rules?

Take your pants off.

Yeah. I'll just, uh...

You got my head all messed up now.

- You're making this difficult.

- Oh, yeah? How so?

Just not what I had planned.

Hey.

Just give us a minute!

Are those

the same underwear from Friday?

I'm sure there's

a really good reason for this.

f*ck!

- Come on.

- All right.

I'm sure he just went back

to the truck. Relax.

It's fine.

- Keep walking.

- All right.

- You looking at my a*s?

- Shut up. Now come on.

- f*ck.

- Make a left.

Hey, man!

- sh*t. Get the g*n!

- Get off me!

- Got it? Got it?

- I got it.

Whoa!

Call your guy and say it's done

and get away from my wife!

You all right, Zo? You okay?

- He hurt you?

- f*ck you mean, is she okay?

What are you talking about?

- What are you, friends?

- I don't know.

- Give me the g*n?

- Huh? What?

Give me the damn g*n.

What are you doing?

Wait, it's you?

You're the... you're the inside man?

Oh, you... it's you?

- No. No.

- Yes, yes!

- No. No!

- Yes.

- Yes! Yes, you are!

- No, I'm not!

- No!

- You're the inside man!

I'm trying to...

- Ah, sh*t.

- Go ahead, sh**t us both.

- Don't sh**t us.

- You're not gonna sh**t us both

because you know why?

This is your boy, right?!

- I knew it.

- Chill out, Russell.

Your whole life, you f*cked up, and now

you want to cheat to get ahead, huh?

- That it?

- I'm not in on it.

Look, should I just tell him?

No.

Technically, Travis is my inside man,

but he didn't know he was.

I'm the girl he pulled the g*n on.

The one he fell in love with.

Yes, I'm sorry, man. I didn't know.

- She played you!

- Don't blame him.

I'm pretty good at my job.

Hey, man, I know there's no excuse,

but I really haven't been the same

since I failed that test.

Oh, is that how it is?

Yes, that's how it is.

That's not fair, dude.

Hey, man, you wasn't even

a slight bit suspicious

when somebody that you pulled your g*n on

wanted to have sex with you?

When someone wants to have

sex with you, do you ask questions?

If I pulled my g*n out

and she was ready to f*ck

right afterwards,

I would think, "This person is a freak."

We were vibing, okay?

Should've been a red flag.

And then you just go

and tell her everything

- about your job?

- Yeah.

That's what you do on a date, Russ.

You tell people about yourself.

No, see, you young people

like to just tell everything

and tell all your business

to everybody, don't you?

- You like to share it all...

- I did get him really drunk.

But he really opened up.

He told me about his dreams

and his family.

How he really wants to make them proud.

Yeah, well, I hope it was worth it.

I mean, Russ,

you weren't gonna go for it.

- I chose Travis special.

- See, you hear that?

She chose me special.

She looked at both of us

and thought I was special.

No, she looked at you and thought,

"This is the special idiot

that I need to pull this off.

I need a new shade of idiot."

- And that's you.

- I'm a new shade of idiot?

Yes, if it was an idiot crayon box,

this new shade would be,

"Hey, what color idiot...

Oh, that's Travis."

It would say "Travis"

on the bottom of it.

Oh, 'cause I took a risk?

Hey, at least I won't be stuck

in this box on wheels

for the rest of my life 'cause I'm scared.

Ain't nobody scared of nothing.

For the record.

Out in the streets

they call it m*rder

Welcome to Jamrock...

Man, I told you I'm busy laundering money.

Come back later.

After this song go off.

Oh, what's up, my boy?

Hey, man, I like that look for you two.

Look like a m*therf*cking

gender reveal party or something.

Man, hey, look, turn around

while I do the code to my safe.

Ah-ah-ah.

I wouldn't do that if I was you.

Where is she?

She?

I'm trying to think

who you're referring to.

You're gonna have to be

a little more specific.

f*ck! sh*t!

Look, man.

She said she lost her crew.

- Where'd they go?

- I don't know!

Man, I'm keeping it a hunnit.

You got to believe me. f*ck, dude!

Right.

I believe you.

Not making the same mistake twice.

Russell's coming with me,

and you're staying in the truck.

Oh, you don't think

I can break out of this

and blow up this whole operation?

Oh, you wouldn't want

to put your boo in danger.

She's not my boo, okay?

That ship has sailed.

Oh, now I'm not your baby girl?

I'm undecided.

We could still run off

into the sunset after all of this.

Well, let's do that.

Yeah, let's run off into the sunset.

And how about we stop

this whole robbery nonsense?

'Cause it's ridiculous.

She already did the robbery!

Look, I'm not the enemy here.

Well, it don't look like that to me.

Look, I know you say

this ain't about the money,

but I'm not buying that.

This sh*t is all about the money.

My dad worked security there for 17 years.

There was a fire

in one of the restaurants,

and whenever there's a fire in the casino,

it triggers the vault's fail-safe.

Automatically closes

to protect the money.

But the security guards in there,

they would've been trapped,

losing oxygen within minutes.

My dad was posted down the hall,

and he ran to hold the doors

long enough for them to escape,

but he didn't get out in time.

He suffocated.

And instead of paying

his workers' comp and his benefits,

they said if he hadn't went in there

to save those guys,

he would've been out of harm's way.

That if he had stayed at his post,

he'd have been fine.

But he was gone.

And my mom and I had nothing.

I was 12.

My dad died because their money

was more important.

So now I'm taking

what's important to them.

Their money.

You planned that whole revenge

out of the love for your father?

You learned weaponry and

precision driving all for this moment?

Yeah.

That's...

That's really hot.

And I'm sorry about your dad.

Let's get ready to go.

Hey!

Russell!

I know you see me!

That's right. You better

open this door right now.

Open this door!

- Hey, Natalie!

- Russell!

Hey, mama, you need to leave.

Oh. You couldn't make it back on time?

- No, listen...

- But looks like you're back.

- Yes, but listen.

- You can't lie to me.

Did you forget you married a Latina?

I put a f*cking chip

in your neck, hijo de...

Hi, Natalie.

This is the young idiot

they partnered you with?

- No, no, no.

- She's young. Oh, she's young.

- No, it's nothing like that.

- Hey, why don't you just...

If I were you, I'd be pissed, too,

but it's all my fault.

- Let me explain.

- Why don't you just go back...

I have heard so much about you.

I'm Russ's new boss.

Uh, have you actually been

in one of these before?

No, as a matter of fact, I have not.

- Hey, no, no, no, no.

- No, no, no, no, no.

- Yeah. Okay. All right.

- Hi.

- Yeah, now you see what it's like in here.

- I'm Travis.

Like I said, this is all my fault.

- Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

- Yes. Yeah.

Okay, all right.

Yeah, we're getting robbed.

But it's okay. It's all right. We're okay.

Just do what she says.

Well, of course

I'm gonna do what she says.

Think I'm gonna try to be a hero

for somebody else's money?

She's got a g*n!

Exactly. Why couldn't you be

the one driving the truck?

Wait, have they been trying to be heroes?

Girl, yes.

What is that? What is that, a man thing?

- No idea.

- You ruined

our 25th anniversary 'cause

you're trying to save the day?

I didn't ruin our 25th ann... She...

The devil ruined our 25th anniversary.

Okay, Russ, that's a little harsh.

- I'm gonna need to tie you up.

- She's horrible.

- She's a horrible person.

- Okay, just... fine.

- If you hurt Russell...

- You'll end me.

...I will end you. I will...

I will try to end you.

Yeah, how'd you get past the guy?

What guy?

There's no guy?

Technically, there was a guy.

My cousin. He just made $100.

Come on. Turn around.

Come on.

I told you she was good. She's good, man.

...weekend's

main event is guaranteed

to be a blockbuster!

Truck 1530 checking in.

Go for it, Clark here.

ETA to the Sorrento: 15 minutes.

Copy that, truck 1530.

We'll continue to monitor

the real truck on that frequency.

Keep tabs on them.

Three p.m. central pickup.

Uh, stand by

while I run those tags.

They're early.

Should we hold them?

One second.

Hey, man, you gonna make us

wait five whole minutes?

They're all clear.

Copy. Let them through.

Good looking.

Here we go

Stay calm.

We have 13 minutes. Let's go.

So you're not gonna gag me

or put something in my mouth?

Not necessary.

You sound the alarm or yell for help,

and I'll make sure

Russell and I don't come back.

No questions asked.

- Te amo.

- I love you, too.

Don't do anything dumb, okay?

Do the thing and get us out of here.

Come on.

That was very nice.

Kiss for me? Nothing?

Where's Mark and Jax?

They switched us up.

- Well...

- - You haven't heard what happened?

No, what?

It was a mental health leave.

They got stuck up by some fools

trying to come up big.

Yeah.

Luckily, they kept their cool.

The perp got shot when he ran.

They always do.

Who'd be dumb enough

to rob an armored truck?

Only the dumbest of asses.

Yeah... yeah

Hey, numb nuts, where are you?

We are en route

to the Sorrento, ten minutes out.

They've been in there too long.

I'm gonna go see what's going on.

Hey, hey, hey! Stay calm.

Don't do anything.

She's got Russell in there.

Don't want you making a move.

I'm not gonna make a move.

I won't do anything to jeopardize

Zo's safety, okay?

Who's Zo?

Zoe, the girl who kidnapped us. The...

I think that's her real name.

I'm pretty sure.

She wouldn't lie about that, right?

I'm not actually sure.

- I f*cked up.

- Mm.

Go right there.

Christ, they're still down here.

I'm sorry, they were

supposed to be out of here

- like 30 minutes ago.

- You're making my job easy.

That's it, Champ.

Okay, here we go, right here.

Over here, ladies. Strong back. Strong.

Confidence, confidence.

We'll just take the pickup and go.

They're sitting on it.

This guy is messing up my whole day.

You know what the worst part is?

I'm falling for her.

I fell for her. I'm in love with her.

You know how stupid that sounds, right?

- Yeah, but, you know...

- I mean, we're gonna get

out of here alive, and you're

never gonna see her again.

- Well, you don't know that.

- No, I do.

- You can't stop love.

- Travis...

You can't stop love.

- What is wrong with you?

- A lot, okay?!

I'm having a really bad day.

I'm not a cop. I got us caught.

We're hostages.

I lost your f*cking wedding ring.

My ring?

Huh?

What about my ring?

What about it?

Champ, right here.

Come on, ladies, show me that smile.

He needs like five,

ten more minutes.

Right here, ladies.

All right.

That's fire right there.

I'll handle it.

Hey.

Good job, good job. Ladies, big arches.

Hey, what up, Champ?

I'm a, I'm a really big fan, man.

Uh, and, uh, I just wanted

to say I don't agree with them.

Okay? You ain't nobody's punk-a*s b*tch.

Excuse me?

Oh, Cortez.

Yeah, he up there, uh,

calling you all type

of punk-a*s b*tches.

Talking to the cameras, all that.

Man, he talking about your family.

He even started talking about your mama,

and that I just thought was uncalled for.

He's doing a press conference?

I mean, Russ, would you let somebody

talk about your mama like that?

- Oh...

- Yeah, exactly.

Sounds like we need to go kick some a*s.

- Now, that's what I'm talking about.

- Let's go.

'Cause I was wondering

what y'all was doing down here.

Come on.

Hey, uh, hold on.

Wait a second.

Excuse me.

I know you.

You're Michael's kid, right?

I was friends with Mike.

I recognized your photo.

I just wanted to say

your father died a hero.

I mean, that whole situation,

it was messed up.

Yeah, thanks.

And, uh, thanks for everything

you did for us, too.

Of course. Anything for Big Mike.

I'll let you go.

It's great meeting you.

Here, let me get that for you.

- No, we got it.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

We got it, bruh. It's all good.

We just like to do everything

by the book, bruh.

Okay. Just trying to help.

Truck 1530 checking in.

We hear you, truck 1530.

We're ahead of schedule.

ETA to Sorrento: One minute.

Good. Hurry back.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Wait, two pickups?

Turn here.

This looks like a good place

to bury a dead body.

Exactly.

It's where I'm gonna leave you.

Leaving who?

- What?

- Relax.

I stashed a car.

Actually, I stashed two.

You can take Banner and Miguel's.

Your girl's got a plane to catch.

Wait, so that's it? That's the end?

I'm not a horrible person.

There it is.

There's my baby.

Russ. Russ, wake up.

Russell.

Honey, Russell, wake up.

Wake up.

Aw, look who's waking up.

- Russell.

- Hey.

No. No!

- Relax!

- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Man, what the f*ck?!

You relax, too.

Okay.

Hey, Travis.

- Travis, wake up!

- What?

f*ck!

sh*t.

Where's Zo?

Oh, f*ck, that's not good.

Thanks for doing all the hard work.

Ain't much changed, huh?

Hey, you got me.

A'ight? You got the money.

Just let them go.

You like your new partners

better than your old ones, huh?

That's a damn shame.

Oh, Russ, there's pliers.

Hold on.

- What?

- There's pliers behind you.

- That's it?

- Yeah.

I'm taking everything.

Yeah.

Even this cheap-a*s ring.

Is that my ring?

Travis, can you reach the gear?

Uh, yeah, I think so.

Put it in reverse.

- What about Zo?

- Just do it!

Money's in the car. Light 'em up.

sh*t's about to get spicy.

- Go!

- Russ, hurry.

Cut it.

Stop. Stop!

Oh, sh*t.

Russ, are you okay?

No!

Yeah. All right.

Help her first.

Oh, sh*t!

Come on.

f*ck!

- Russell! Russell!

- sh*t!

- You're my insurance policy.

- No!

Russell!

- Russ!

- Russell!

- Shut up.

- You shot Russell.

I will end you. Let me go!

Damn it, Banner!

f*ck. Russ, you all right?

No.

Come on.

- Dude, you got shot.

- I know.

Let's go. Go. Go.

Hey, hey!

Oh, sh*t!

- f*ck.

- Ooh.

Ah, you think he's gonna be okay?

Pardon me, I got half-wit vision

But f*ck I know?

I just crawled here, cap'n

Pass me the baton,

the rest of y'all batten the hatches

In fact, better scram, I'm a b*stard

On the lam in a hatchback

blasting some rap sh*t...

sh*t.

With my feet on the wheel and my hands

through the moonroof laughing,

let's crash this

See, the truth from the womb

is a foolproof plan

to be doomed while

the damned do they dances

So I move through the room

like an animal

fooling a master, but I don't got love

for the hand with the food,

matter fact

I am drooling at that sh*t,

I don't only bite, but I'm rabid

Try to pet my f*cking head again

and I'm-a put a tooth

through the flesh

of the palm that you jack with

This city just screams black magic

And the threat to my heart

got traction

Maybe should've never

started this path

Every time I get a chance to advance,

it's backwards

No thanks to my very own actions

Get a couple good drinks in the kid

I can flip on a friend,

take a drug, f*ck a chick

that I shouldn't, oh, God,

I am one of those mad men...

Hey, hey. Hey, watch it.

But I been out on them choppy waves

and it's hard to say

where this land begins

and that water stops

I got sea legs

I got sea legs, I got sea legs

Yeah! Here comes the cavalry.

We're driving the truck.

The truck that robbed the Sorrento.

They think we're the bad guys.

And they have no idea that

the real bad guys are ahead of us.

They're chasing us.

- Oh, no!

- These m*therf*ckers are chasing us!

This is some bullshit!

Hey, Zoe, let's make a deal.

If you give me the money,

I'll give your partner

his little girl back.

You want to trade?

Pull over

and surrender immediately!

Yeah!

Hey, what are you doing?!

Natalie's in there!

Oh. Sorry.

You assholes there?

- Where are you?

- What?

You were supposed to be back here

an hour ago.

I have a pissed-off collector

wondering where his monkey is.

You guys seeing this?

What assholes live in this town.

They stole a truck

and they robbed the Sorrento.

Like they're gonna get away with it.

Wait a minute. Is that my truck?

...and escaped

with $60 million in cash.

Are you kidding me?

You're the assholes?

Kiss my a*s, Clark!

f*ck you!

You pieces of sh*t!

- sh*t!

- sh*t! f*ck!

We're taking heavy fire!

Fall back! Fall back!

- Hey, hey, watch it, now.

- Trust me.

With our weight and velocity,

we have the momentum to land this.

Probably.

Leave my girl alone!

Ha ha.

- PIT maneuver!

- Man, you know I can't do that.

I don't want to hurt Natalie.

Hey, man, you got this.

You gonna crush this sh*t!

Do it!

Yeah!

Hey, we're on fire!

The wheel's getting hot.

Stop the truck.

The brakes are out!

- Go, go, go!

- Go where?!

- We got to get out! Out!

- What?

We're just gonna jump?

We got to get Natalie!

Yo, I'm stuck.

Russ, I'm stuck.

- What?

- I'm stuck!

- Let's go.

- Hold on!

What do you mean, hold on?!

Let's go!

- Hold on.

- No!

Slow down!

- Go faster!

- Slower!

Stop being so f*cking selfish!

- I can't see! Move!

- My bad!

Are those g*nshots?

Hold on!

I'm out.

What do we do?

sh*t.

Told you.

If you f*ck with my husband,

I will end you.

Go ahead, Russ.

Go get your d*ck sucked.

Baby.

I saved your a*s.

Oh, are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm okay. You okay?

- Yeah.

Happy anniversary.

Thanks.

Oh, wait. And you...

next time you have some trouble,

I suggest you get a lawyer

and some therapy, you know,

and don't do nothing like this again.

And right now, get away from my wife

and I before you make us

- get shot at again.

- Fair enough.

You want to ride off

into the sunset with me?

No.

But I won't stop you.

You sure you don't want to go...

I'm not gonna stop her.

You don't have to wait two days.

- So, you good?

- Yeah, I'm good.

Just a little confused.

Horny.

Alone.

Oh, sh*t.

- Almost forgot.

- Hmm?

You taking his wallet?

Oh, God, don't touch him.

No, I'm not touching him.

I'm getting this.

Uh-huh.

Honey, my ring.

- Huh? Huh?

- Wow.

What a surprise.

You reset it.

It's beautiful.

Well, how about we start

our new career schedule right now?

Really?

- Right now.

- Yes. Yes.

I get you all to myself.

I'm so happy.

There she goes.

Put your hands up

and keep them where we can see them.

Ow.

Oh, f*ck.

Russell told me everything.

You really stepped up today, rook.

Good for you.

Thank you.

All in a day's work.

Thank you for that.

You lied to them.

- Well...

- I love you, dude.

Oh, no need to love, any of that.

You love me.

Oh, I definitely do not love you.

It's fine to get in touch

with your emotions.

- It'll help with...

- I'm in touch with my emotions.

He's a very emotional guy.

Very emotional guy.

Yeah, he just doesn't like you.

- I don't like you.

- Yeah.

I think you should've went off

into the sunset with...

You know what?

Put your number in my phone,

- so we can obviously...

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

- I'm not...

- ...stay in touch.

- Oh, no.

- Come on. We're gonna do this again.

Oh, no, we're not.

You know you're gonna

see me again, Russ.

- I don't think...

- I know where you live.

If you ever... if you... boy, you...

I'm coming. Yeah.

You're f*cked, buddy. We're friends.

Can you make it hot?

- Hey

- I like it when you make it hot

I love it hot

Like it when you make it hot...

Took you long enough.

Oh, thank God.

I've been trying numbers all month.

I couldn't remember the last three digits.

What?

Glad I finally got a hold of you.

I've been doing some thinking.

Hey, look, I know this is embarrassing,

but I just need to know,

like, was that real?

Do you really want to see me again?

Guess you're gonna have

to come to Bali to find out.

Come to Bali?

Who the f*ck do you think I am?

My name's Travis Stolly, not DJ Khaled.

I can't f*cking...

Mr. Stolly!

Are you paying attention?

Not anymore. Kiss my a*s, sir!

Baby, I just want that fire

I think you know

Just what I came here for

I think I know

Just what we came here for...

- Oh, hello.

- Hey.

I knew we were done with

4:30 a.m. wake-ups, but 11:30?

Mm-hmm.

I know just what we came here for

Hot

Make it hot, 'cause I love it

Hot

Can you make it, can you make it

Can you make it, make it, make it

Hey

It's such a lovely view...

Baby, you okay?

Yeah! We're great.

We're wonderful.

I'm fine, and so are you.

Always know just where to go

Always know just how to be

I know just what we came here

- I like it hot

- Can you make it hot?

I like it when you make it hot

Ah, non. Mon dieu.

The museum is very upset.

You've destroyed

an extremely rare specimen.

The museum?

We're the best in the business, pal.

My guys handled your delivery

with kid gloves.

If there's something wrong

with the specimen,

you should call the bozos

you bought it from.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I got a

business to run here. You understand?

Have a great f*cking day, f*ck face.

You know I'm feeling all right now

Pretty little thing

look good in that ring

She nice

Dim a little bit of them,

dim a little bit of them lights

Put a little something on,

put a little something on ice

I don't know nothing 'bout nothing,

I'm living my life

I got some money on me

So you got some money, too

Don't ask no questions 'bout it

Did what I had to do

I got away with something

so I get away with you

Let's hit the bank and move

You know I'm feeling all right now

You know I'm feeling all right now

You know I'm feeling all right

Hotel room, we packing that

And we running that back to back

If they ask 'bout

how we got the Cadillac

Rich uncle, can't be mad at that

We live it up, we do it fast

we hit the store, we pay in cash

Girl, we was broke,

that was in the past, but

You know I'm feeling all right now

Yo, one more of that, one more of that

You know I'm feeling all right now

Uh-huh, uh-huh

Uh-huh

You know I'm feeling all right now

Make me wanna rock

Make me wanna rock with you

I can tell just by the way

you touch me

there is no other place

that I could be, boy

With just one look at me,

you know when something's up

You never need a reason,

you do just because

It's not about the cars you got

or what you spend on your watch

It's 'bout the way you make me feel

that make me wanna rock with you

It's not about the spot you got

or what you spend on your watch

It's 'bout the way you make me feel

that make me wanna rock with you

Make me wanna rock with you

Make me wanna rock with you,

make me wanna rock with you

Make me wanna rock with you

Uh-huh

Uh-huh