07x35 - The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head

[bunniefuu]

Well, boys, deciding what career to

choose is practically a job in itself,

and it's my job to try and help you make

the right choice. We all need a little

guidance now and again. Some more than

others. Can either of you guys think of a

few things that interest you?Things you'd

like to do?

I'd like to do chicks. Yeah, me too.

Right. But chicks is only one thing. No

way. Chicks have two things. Yeah, you

know. OK.

How about something else?Perhaps

something you do after school?Hmm

Well. I guess I like to watch videos.

Well, you see right there. Have you ever

thought about working in a video store?Or

even owning one?Uh, no.

HmmYeah.

Well, I guess we found at least one good

career possibility. Now, Beavis,

I see here that you are currently

employed at Burgerworld. That's great.

So which of your duties there do you like

the most?

Beavis likes all his duties.

Well, great, Beavis. But what type of

duty do you enjoy more than any other?

Let's see. That's a tough one. Well,

no, I mean, well, I mean, the ones that,

you know, take a long time, you know, are

kind of nice. NiceSo you really like to

get involved?Oh, yeah, yeahGet your

hands dirty. Well, yeah, sometimes.

Something you can really sink your teeth

into. Wait

a minute. You're

disgusting. Yeah, yeah, really. Come on.

That's enough. Well, what about

construction?Can you picture yourself

working in construction?operating

machinery. Oh, um.. OK,

let's see...

Oh ohh no! Beamis, you b*stard What

the hell are you doing?Get off the way,

McJigger! I'm trying to work! No!

Beat us. Beat us. I

think we should come up with some other

ideas for you. Yeah.

So, Butthead, did you think of any more

job possibilities?Uh, no.

Well, how about a job in retail or sales?

You mean like those guys on TV?Yeah,

sure. You could sell things on TV.

Hello, I'm Butthead. For years and years,

I found myself unable to score. But then

one day, a friend introduced me to a

product that changed my life forever.

It's beer. Got any?

Butthead, do you think you'd like a

career in sales?Yeah.

Beer and chicks roll.

Yes, Beavis. Yeah, I just have a

question. Can I earn some money?

In the comfort of my own home while I

watch TV?Uh, no.

Damn it. Beavis, have you ever thought

about the military?Actually, um,

actually, I've thought about it a lot.

OK, men, listen up. The way I see it, we

strike at dawn. Because, um, you know,

they'll still be in bed with morning

wood. And I want full air support.

I want you guys to sh**t people. I want

tanks and some fire throwers, and I want

explosions over here, and I want planes

going... That's gonna be cool.

Beavis. Beavis. The

military. Yeah, that would be cool. No,

I don't think the military's ready for

you. Besides, it takes a lot of hard work

and discipline. Not to mention that you

have to get up at 5:00 AM every day. Oh.

Oh, man. Never mind.

Excuse me, d*ck

Careers suck. They all make you work

and stuff. Yes, they do.

Look, guys, I'm just trying to tell you

the reality of the situation. Let's get

out of here, Beavis, before we turn into

a dork like this guy. Yeah, really.

ButtholeWait, I... Oh,

what's the use?Yeah, what's the use?use

of working if you're just going to end up

like that dude. Yeah, really.

Hey, Beavis, we should quit our jobs at

Burgerworld. Yeah, that's a good idea.