07x29 - Inventors

[bunniefuu]

Doesn't it seem like everything the world

could ever need has already been

invented, like there's absolutely nothing

new out there?Well, the truth is, someone

out there is going to invent the next big

thing. Big thing.

Do you have an idea or an invention?

Something new that fills an E?

No. If you do, call



patenting and marketing your idea.

Whatever it is, don't be afraid that it's

quote. Too stupid to succeed.

So go ahead and call. The fresh new idea

you have could be your ticket to millions

of dollars. Whoa. Millions of dollars?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, money.

Come on, butthead. Hurry up and invent

something.

Shut up, dill hole. You invent something.

And it better make us millions of dollars

or I'll kick your assUm..

Okay. Um, let's see...

Maybe a... Maybe

some kind of a device. Some gears.

This is hard! I think that dude

said we gotta, like, invent something

that fills a need or something.

Ohh We need to score!

Yeah, but we've, like, tried everything

already.

Let's see, what do we need?Uh.. Uh..

TV... Uh..

No. Uh..

I guess we got everything we need right

here. Yeah, really. Maybe there's

something we can invent outside.

Um, I know. Let's invent a tree.

Leave us. See, we could build one out of

lumbers and two by fours and stuff, and

then we could like tape some leaves.

See that way anyone who needs wood but

doesn't want to cut down his own tree can

just like buy our tree and cut it down.

And then he. Why wouldn't he just go cut

down his neighbor's tree, dumbassNow

quit wasting time. We need to come up

with a real money-making invention.

OK.

Uh.. Uh..

Uh.. Uh..

Whoa! Beavis,

I have just seen the next big thing that

will save all mankind.

What?We're gonna be rich.

Come on, bonhead, hurry up. What's your

invention?

Say hello to the Butt Scratcher 2000.

Whoa. Does it really work?'Cause I

could use one of those. Not for you,

dumbassIf we're gonna get rich, we need

some other dumbass to buy it. Oh, yeah,

yeahMaybe after we make some money, I'll

buy one.

Sir, what if I told you I had an

invention that could change your whole

life?Something that could put a

smile on your buttYeah, you know,

just because you can't see your bunghole

doesn't mean you should ignore it. Damn

it, boys, that ain't nothing but a wire

hanger. Uh, it's a Butt Scratcher



Five bucks for a hanger?How stupid do you

think I am?Uh.. well, let me

ask you this. Do you think your butt is

stupid?

Boys, that's just a wire hanger. You know

it, I know it, and the Lord knows it.

Very funny, guys. Now, please leave me

alone, OK?Let

me ask you a question, Sir. Is your butt

important to you?What?God damn it, get

the hell out of here, you damn son of a

b*tches Uh,

damn it! What do we do now?

Uh, I don't know. Let's like... Go watch

TV and let some other dumbass come up

with the next big thing.

big thing is, it better not suck.

Yeah, yeah, really.

Whoa, check it out. It's a desire and

spotster body spray commercial.

Whoa. Hey, Beavis, I

think I know what the next big thing is.

It's in my pants.

Rats are cool.

Somebody better call the orchid man.

Whoa. Candle. Candle. Candle.

Candle. Candle roll. Have

you ever seen those alarm

clocks that they're like candles and you

stick them up your buttI've never heard

of that, Beta. Yeah, yeahIt's like they

have all these times written on the side

and then you light it and sleep on your

stomach and then it like burns down to

the time. It's like. If I could get on

your butt and you go... Then you wake up

and... Really?Yeah. I'll show you one.

My uncle has a whole bunch of them. He

usually gives me one for my birthday.

Hey buddy, that's the guy that works at

Maximart. Oh ohh yeah. He's

cleaning out the Slurpee machine.

Get me a large horchata, horchata and a

little whack-a-doo.

This chick is psycho. Yeah, it's like,

you know, it's like she's pretty hot, but

it's like, I don't know, man. I might

stay away from her. Yeah.

It's like she's got a nice body and

everything, but if you went out with her,

she'd probably, like, put a rat's head on

your bed or something. That wouldn't be

so bad if you said you'd probably chop

off your wienerOh, yeah.

You don't want to get involved with a

chick who has, like, a whole bunch of

pets. They get all

psycho.

Beavis weeps for the sorrows of mankind.

And Butthead smacks him, next.