06x14 - Prank Call

[bunniefuu]

Get the door, Beavis.

Um, here's the new phone book, dude.

Hey,

buddy, check it out. New phone book.

Cool. Well, that's like...

Call someone. Yeah.

Taylor. Bob.

No.

Matthews.

Al. No. Come on, bud.

Sack. Harry.

Hairy sack.

Hairy sack. This is gonna

be cool.

Uh.. Who's this?This

is Bucky. Uh..

Okay. Woah,

is this supposed to be a dream?

No, this dude really lives like this.

Whoa. That's cool.

If like, if you were scoring with two

chicks at the same time in real life,

what would you dream about?'Cause all

I'd dream about now is scoring.

Me. Well, if I was scoring with two

chicks at the same time, in real life,

then I'm me. I would dream about scoring

with three chicks. And if I was

scoring with three chicks,I dream about

scoring with, um.. Um..

Four. Four chicks, yeah.

YeahRemember if I had five chicks at the

same time?Mm-hmmI'd just put my face in

all their butt cheeks and go...

Whoa. Her butt looks better in pants than

most chicks' butts look naked. Her

butt looks better in pants than most

chicks' butts look naked. Her butts look

better than pants than most chicks' butts

look naked. Her butt looks better in

pants than most chicks' butts look naked.

Hairy sack.

Hello.

I'm calling

back. Uh, OK.

This time, let's say something.

Uh, hello?Um.. Um..

You suck!

That was pretty funny, Beaver.

Hello.

Yeah,

now somebody's gonna die.

Hello. Hey,

congratulations. You just won yourself a

free pizza. Cool. We'll

be happy to deliver it right over to your

house. What's your address?

Uh You don't know your

own address?Uh

Tell you what. Do you have any mail

around?Read me the address off of that.

Hey, is there any, like, mail around here?

Now let's see. Just that stuff we took

out of Stewart's mailbox. Uh,

OK. Good.

Now, what does it say?

Uh.. Stewart...

Stevenson...



Now hurry up and get that pizza over

here. I'm hungry. Umm

Here for some cookies, Stuart?All right!

Thanks, Mom!

You little worm. Was it you?Was it?

I didn't do anything.

Damn it. What's all the noise in here?I'm

on the phone. Oh, my God.

Wasn't it?I'll k*ll you. Damn it,

operator. No.

Hey, this is between you and Stewart. Get

in. Please!

You like the way that sounds, Funny Man?

HuhNo! You must be

steward. Listen very carefully, Funny

Man. Please! If you ever, ever

call me again, I swear I'll find you

wherever you are and I'll duck you. But

just to be sure you don't call me,

I'm gonna stick your phone where you'll

have an awful hard time dialing it. No!

Please, no...

Bon Jovi...

Um, you know, um, this song, it's kind

of, um.. Uh, never mind.

Uh, what?

Well, um, I was just gonna say, you know,

this song, I mean, um, you know what

sucks, what, um,But there's this one part

that I kind of like where it kind of

goes... Give me something for the pain.

Uh.. What did you say, Beavis?

Well, no, I'm just saying, you know...

You know I kind of like this one part of

the song, you know, where it goes... Give

me something for the pain.

Ow! Ow! Cut it out, bunghole

I'm doing it for your own good, Beavis.

You're starting to like this song.

Well... No, I mean... I still think Bon

Jovi sucks, but I'm he. I just kind of

think this song, you know, it's kind of,

I'm he. There's just this one part that's

kind of like... If

you say one more good thing about Bon

Jovi, I'm gonna really smack the bejesus

out of you. Okay, well, you know I'm he.

Okay, so it sucks, but I'm he. But it

doesn't suck as much as I've...

Damn it, butthead! Bonjobi rules!

Bunghole Damn it, baby! Take that!

Yeah, I like this song. This

sucks. As soon as my nads feel

better, I'm gonna beat the living crap

out of you. Ohh

You can't tell me what sucks. You can't

write. I like this, so blow

it up your a*s

Hey. Ow! Take it easy. Be careful.

Damn it, I'm hungry. Where the hell's my

pizza?Whoa.

Hey, buddy, it looks like something's

going on at Stuart's house. Oh, yeah?

Let's call him.

Ow!

Uh Can somebody get that?That might be

the office.

nobody's home. But it...

Let's call that hairy sack dude again.

Yeah. Hairy sack.

Hello?

Oh, no. This video freaks me out. It's

like, you know, I get all excited when I

see the chicks and then I see these

stubby dudes and it, like, makes my

testes retract into my globules.

Yeah. It gives me a

special feeling in my seminiferous

tubules.

I want to do every single girl in this

video. Uh.. You

want to do, like, every girl in every

video, Beavis?Um..

Um.. No. Not really. Uh..

Name one girl in a video that you

wouldn't want to do. Boy, um..

Oh, ohh I know. There's that one

video, you know, where they're like, you

know, been cut stealing and that one

girl and she's like, you know, stuffing

fruit and stuff down her shirt. I don't

want to do her.

That's a dude dressed up like a girl,

Beavis. That doesn't count.

Ohh Well, lemme see...

Wilson Celibes Well, uh, no. I guess I do

her. I'm here. Uh, oh, I'm here.

No. Boy, maybe you're

right. I just wanna make love

with all the women of the world.

Yeah. Me too.