05x43 - Spare Me

[bunniefuu]

Come on, butthead, my turn. Give it to

me. No way.

I thought it was cool.

Come on, butthead, let me do it. You're

going to drain it. Come on. Get your own,

butt munch. That is mine, butthead. I

found it. Oh, yeah.

Whoa. Yeah.

Hi, guys. Uh, hey.

We seem to have a little problem. Could

you guys maybe, like, help us out?Yeah.

We'll take you for a ride. Yeah.

YeahThis is gonna

be cool. Now look at the score.

I lost my heart. Now look at that.

That's that chick. Oh, yeah.

That chick. She looks nice when she's

dressed up. Yeah. Not

too shabby. Yeah, yeah, yeahI mean, in

that other video, she's just like, you

know, looked, oh, I don't know, you know.

I mean, she looked all right, but, you

know. Yeah, really.

She looks kind of sexy.

How come chicks in videos never dress up?

It's like... They always like come out

all skanky looking. Yeah, I think they do

that on purpose because they think that,

like, people want to see him looking all

skankyBut I think, like, people really

don't want to see that. People really

want to see him, like, you know, looking

all sexy and, you know, like with some

lipstick and, you know, some some long

hair and, you know, show a little bit of

a, you know, yeah.

Uh, this chick's got kind of like a big

mouth. Yeah, really. And her nose is kind

of big, too. And you know what they say

about having a big nose. Oh, yeah, yeah

She's probably got a big shlong, too.

Yeah.

You can't really do that, bud. Don't even

try. I'm pretty good at smacking you

upside the head, though.

Boy, this chick is freaky. This

whispering is freaking me out, Butthead.

I don't like this. Yeah.

I'm not going to change a channel, Davis.

It doesn't freak me out when you do it,

Butthead. It sounds stupid when you do

it. Oh, yeah?Well, you're going to be

freaked out when you find this remote

shoved up your butt sideways. That

wouldn't freak me out that much. I'd just

go to the bathroom and poop it out. I've

done that before with stuff.

Fish swimming in the water. This is gonna

be cool. These chicks want to party with

us. So, uh, is this the one?

Looks like you got a flat here, man.

Yeah, I know. Could you guys fix it?

Uh, uh, fix it,

Beavis. Okay.

Whoa. Headrush.

Hey, but do my ears look funny?

Did you fix it?Uh, what?OhUm,

I think so. Cool.

Let's go.

Okay, baby. We're all set. Yeah,

let's go. Come on, let's party. What do

you mean, all set?I haven't even given

you the keys to the trunk yet. You gotta

put the car on the jack and throw the

spare on before you can be done.

Uh.. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Whoa. Check this

out, buddy.

Jackass

JackassGet it?See

what I'm saying?Get off, butthole

Damn it, Beavis. These chicks are horny

Now get in there and make it snappy. Oh,

yeah. Here we go.

Uh, so like, uh, what do you see?Um,

I see like, um, rocks and, um, like some

pavement and, um, a bug.

Flip over, you dumbassYou're supposed to

be looking at the car.

Oh, oh yeah.

Hey, what's taking so long, fellas?Is

everything all right?Uh, I guess so.

Now look what you did, dumbass

What?You broke it, Beavis.

Get out here and put this back before they

see. Oh.

Sorry about that. Hurry up.

This sucks. I know.

Maybe we could like just get in and say

it's done. Then we can score before they

notice.

Cool. Flat tire, huh

Damn it.

You guys are so stupid.

All right, a chick man. Yeah.

Oh, look at all these naked dudes.

They're just, like, sitting there. What's

going on?Yeah. Look, you can see that

one dude's nutsack. Look, a

buttcheek! Yeah, schlong A nad!

Those are just hands, Beavis. That's not

as nads as nutsack or as b*ttcheeks

I don't know. You know, You know this is

kind of messed up. It's like they have

these dudes there, it's like they don't

even think of them like people. They're

just like there. They're like these

things for those chicks they just like

look at and like get off on them. It's

like... It's disgusting. It's making me

mad. This man should be, like, ashamed of

the way they're treating men, and and

these men shouldn't have the... They

should not be in this video. Uh,

well, if these chicks ask you to get

naked and be in their video, would you do

it?Uh, yeah, yeah but that's different.

See, then it would be me. I'd

be naked if I want to rule.

How come whenever you see a chick band,

they're always, like, looking down at

their hands when they play?Maybe they're

looking at their boobs

Did you ever think of that?Oh, yeah, I

guess I would look at my boobs too.

Check it out. That drummer dude is

surrounded by a bunch of naked dudes.

Oh, yeah.

These chicks must be pretty cool. They,

like, just have a bunch of naked dudes

sitting around for them to use whenever

they need it?Yeah, yeah, it's like, some

bands, you know, have, like, a bunch of

water bottles and stuff around when they

get thirsty, but, like, these chicks,

like, just keep naked dudes. I

mean, you know... That's pretty cool.

Yeah. That's a pretty good

idea. You'll probably see a lot more

bands doing that now.

I hope you two paid attention, because

this will come up again.

yeah. So like,

if you'll excuse us, there's still work

left to be done?Yeah, go away.

Diarrhea. This is gonna be

cool. Now we're gonna score!

Thanks, guys.

You guys are never gonna get any.

Hi, fellas. Uh, how's it going?Yeah,

remember us?We seem to have a little

problem. Could you guys, like, maybe help

us out?Yeah, we'll take you for a

ride. Yes.

Yeah. This is gonna be

cool. Now, look at the score!

Hey, check it out. It's one of those

things. Oh, yeah, that's one of those,

um, you know, what do you call 'em, you

know, like out in the ocean where, like,

you go where people say, What would you

do if you went there and you only, um..

Oh, it's called a desert island. So,

like, if you were on a desert island

and you could only bring, like, you know,

three things, what would you bring?

Well, well, okay, let me think about it.

Let's see. I'd bring some crackers, you

know, so I'd have something to eat. And

then I'd bring a swimsuit, you know, so I

could go swimming. And

then I'd bring maybe some Cheez Whiz, you

know, to put on the crackers.

That would be cool. So

what would you bring, bud Ed?You know, if

you were on a desert island?Uh..

I'd bring three chicks.

And then I'd, like, have a massage a

fra.

You know, I mean, I want to do mine over

again. I want to bring three chicks to

you. You can't do it over again, you

already blew it. I'll be

scoring with three chicks while you'll be

eating crackers and choking your chicken.

No way, really!

Dammit!