02x11 - Happiness Is Your Favorite Thing

[bunniefuu]

[Rerun] "Scarecrow Snoopy."

[shoveling]

Whew! There's nothing more satisfying
than a hard day's work in the garden.

[Linus sighs]

I suppose that depends
on who's doing the work.

That's it, drink up.
I want you to grow big and strong.

What are you doing?

Plants are like little brothers.
You have to tell them what to do.

[sighs]

I'm going to win all sorts of blue ribbons
at the county fair.

My carrots are the cutest.

My peppers are the perkiest.

My tomatoes are the tastiest.

And my string beans are the...

Stringiest?

[humming]

- [Lucy] Stop!
- [shrieks]

- Thief!
- [shrieks]

[birds giggling]

[groans]

Maybe what you need is a scarecrow.

A scarecrow, huh?

Hmm, doesn't look very scary.
The hair's kinda funny-looking.

You're one to talk.

[whistling]

[humming]

[laughing]

Oh, yeah? Can you do any better?

Hmm?

[cracking]

[groaning]

[laughs]

[grunting]

[groans]

[exclaims]

No, no, no! You have to be scarier.
Try something like this.

- Boo!
- [screams]

Go on. You try.

[grumbles]

[whimpers]

Congratulations! You're hired.

[giggles]

The job starts at sunrise.

[groans]

[grunts]

[rooster caws]

[grunts]

[giggles]

Isn't Lucille's garden
coming along nicely, sir?

I'd like it better
if it grew pepperoni pizzas.

Why is that kid dressed so funny?

That's a scarecrow, sir.

It's meant to discourage wild animals
from eating your crops.

I don't know, Marcie.
He doesn't look very scary to me.

[growls]

- [both scream]
- [panting]

[giggles]

[grunts]

There you are, Snoopy.
Do you wanna play basketball?

[growls]

I get it, you're a scarecrow.

Do it again! I'll be a crow.
[imitates crow cawing]

[babbling]

Oh, no! What am I to do?

I shall run away.

- [imitates crow cawing]
- [growling]

[chittering, squawking]

[birds chattering]

Ah! I don't know why people think
farming is so hard.

I find it quite relaxing.

[birds chirping]

Wait, what's going on?

Hey!

What's that silly beagle doing?
He should be protecting my garden.

- [grumbles]
- [roars]

[babbling]

[babbling, screaming]

[birds chirping]

- Ah! [babbles]
- Snoopy!

You are supposed to be scaring away
those wild animals.

They're taking all my vegetables!

[chattering]

[giggling]

- [growls]
- [shrieks]

[panting]

- Hmm?
- [chattering]

[screams, chatters]

[sighs] Why did I hire a beagle
to do the work of an inanimate object?

I'm ruined. I'm inconsolable.
I'm heartbroken.

You're the worst scarecrow ever! [groans]

And as for you, baby brother,

I can't believe we share
the same last name.

[groans loudly]

My life's work is ruined!

- [chomping]
- [chattering]

[whistle blowing]

[chattering]

[exclaims]

Thank you for your cooperation.

Enjoy! Don't eat it all at once.

You'll get a tummy ache. There you go.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

Aw! [exclaims]

[babbles]

[clears throat]

Hmm?

[exclaims]

[squeaking]

Mm-mmm.

Hmm.

[whines]

[exclaims]

[exclaims]

[imitates fanfare]

[babbles]

[chattering, laughing]

Come on, Linus.

- [groaning]
- The sooner you get started,

the sooner we'll replace
the crops we lost.

A farmer's work is never done.

[Linus] Oh, my goodness! Lucy, come see.

[gasps]

Congratulations on the first of many
Van Pelt harvests.

My vegetables! They're back. But how?

Presenting the world's
foremost scarecrow, Snoopy!

[clears throat, growls]

[all scream]

[laughing]

[shrieking, chattering]

[chattering]

[Rerun] "Handyman Snoopy."

[tuba, drums playing]

Not that I don't appreciate the music,
but you may want to keep it down.

You don't want to annoy the cat next door.

[music stops]

[Snoopy, Woodstock laugh]

[music resumes]

[cat yowls]

[birds chirping]

I warned you.
That cat can be pretty irritable.

- [blowing raspberry]
- [cat yowls]

[groans]

Sorry about your house, Snoopy.

If you want, I can help you rebuild it.
It's no trouble.

[chatters]

[chirps]

[blowing raspberry]

[cat yowls]

[both laugh]

[bird chattering]

[groans]

[yelps]

[chatters]

Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

[yelps]

[equipment whirring]

[chattering rapidly]

Whee!

[giggling]

- [exclaims]
- [chatters]

[strains]

[groaning, grunts]

[grunts, strains]

Whoa! [grunts]

Rats! Now it really needs fixing.

[groans]
Who can I call about a broken mailbox?

"Handy-Beagle General Repairs."

I assume you're fully licensed and bonded?

You're hired.

[equipment whirring]

Whoa.

[beep, musical tone plays]

It's even better than before.
Nice work, Snoopy.

Uh-huh.

[chatters]

What can I do for you, Charlie Brown?

Guess I'm feeling
a little bit useless lately.

Lately?

[sighs]

Uh, I guess I don't know my own strength.

Don't worry, Lucy. I can fix that for you.

[chatters]

[chirping]

[grunting]

[equipment whirring]

Classy and professional.

Who knew a beagle could have
such wonderful craftsmanship?

Thanks, Snoopy!

Snoopy added a spring to the door
so it never gets stuck again.

All you have to do
is just press this button.

[musical tone plays, distorted]

[grunts]

Junk mail? My favorite!

[groans]

[birds laughing]

- Huh?
- [creaking]

[birds scream]

[birds chatter]

Increase the visibility,
increase the profit.

[coins clink]

[coins clink]

Never trust...
[grunts] ...a canine contractor.

[both laughing]

I've got a bone to pick with you.

My place of business is in shambles.

You turned my mailbox against me.

[chattering angrily]

I already have your card.

"Not responsible for any damages"?

This is an outrage!

I'm outraged!

[chattering angrily]

[sighs]

[yips]

[grunts]

[chattering, grunting]

[grunting]

[groans]

[grunts]

[both sigh]

[gasps] Your house! Sorry, Snoopy.

[growls]

I guess you'll want to work on a new one.
I'll just get out of your way.

Really? You want my help?

Happy to pitch in, pal.

[chewing]

Uh, I'll just get started.

[chattering, panting]

[Rerun]
"Happiness Is Your Favorite Thing."

[playing upbeat music]

[whistling]

[whistling stops]

[Charlie Brown] Snoopy? Supper time!

[whoops happily]

[humming]

I have a surprise for you.

A brand new supper dish.

[Snoopy groans]

Pretty impressive, isn't it?

Hmm.

[sniffs, grumbles]

I take it you don't like the new bowl.

[groans]

No problem.

We can just get your old one
from the kitchen.

[yips, giggles]

That's funny.
I left it here on the counter.

Sally, where's Snoopy's supper dish?

That old thing? I gave it away.

[gasps, shudders]

Rerun said he wanted it. I don't know why.

[howls, sobbing]

Don't worry, Snoopy. I'll get your bowl.
I'll be right back.

[sobbing continues]

Wow. All that for a dog bowl?

[groans]

[bat cracks]

I don't know why
I even bought him a glove.

Whoo-hoo!

[gasps]

[giggling]

[both laughing]

[both whooping]

[groans]

It's a grand slam.
And the crowd goes wild!

- [imitates crowd cheering]
- [Charlie Brown] Rerun?

Do you have Snoopy's bowl?

Not anymore. I used it to build
a baseball stadium,

then I built a football stadium
and a basketball stadium,

and that's the concert hall.

Welcome to Rerun Town.

Whoa.

Where's the bowl now?

I gave it to Peppermint Patty.

Thanks.

Hmm. As mayor of Rerun Town,
I hereby approve the construction

of an even bigger
and better baseball stadium.

Building is fun!

[groans]

Snoopy, I don't have it yet,
but I know where your bowl is.

You have a photo album dedicated
to pictures of your bowl?

[sighs]

Of course, you do. Don't worry, pal.
You'll have it back before you know it.

- [sighs]
- [grumbles]

[exclaims]

[giggles]

- Whoo-hoo! [laughs]
- [Woodstock shrieks]

[blowing air]

[sighs, blows air]

[yelps]

Clink, clink, clink.
The beautiful sound of cold, hard cash.

Those are the laziest birds
I've ever seen.

- [barking pirate song]
- [chirping pirate song]

Hey!

No pirates in the pool.

[song ends]

[sighs]

[sighs]

Watch this, Marcie.

I'm gonna break the world record
in long jump.

[panting, grunts]

How far did I jump?

Three and a half feet, sir.
Give or take a quarter inch.

Yes!

What's the world record?



Close enough.

[panting]

- Hi, Chuck.
- Hello, Charles.

Peppermint Patty,
do you have Snoopy's supper dish?

You mean that discus thing
that Rerun gave me?

I was going to break a record with it.

But then I threw it
and it didn't come back.

It's a boomerang that comes back, sir,
not a supper dish.

Whatever you call it.
It wasn't regulation sports equipment.

I have to find it.
Do you know where it is now?

I think it landed in that tree over there.

Thanks.

I almost have it now.

It shouldn't be a problem,
unless she threw it in...

Oh, no!

[wind whistles]

Rats!

The things I do for my dog.

Charge!

[Charlie Brown groaning, straining]

- My money's on the tree.
- [Charlie Brown] Ow! [groaning, straining]

[Snoopy sighs]

Snoopy, look. I got your supper dish back.

[gasps]

Hmm.

Mmm.

[kisses]

You're welcome.
I'm just glad everything's back to normal.

Well, as normal as it gets around here.

[jazz playing]