03x05 - Quitting and Sacrificing

[bunniefuu]

To Mexico?

Mexico.

Juli, I just won the Grant

and I just signed some startups, I can't leave.

No, and well I can't stay.

They take Billuka away from me, I leave the guys on the street

and that can't be, I mean, how?

No, I can't.

Well, I don't know, we take like one step forward and three steps back.

Hey, are you really going to go with me to the grant thing?

You know what I was thinking?

It would be nice, just for the sake of asking,

if you can do home office.

We leave for a month, two months, I don't know, three months.

And that you start doing work there,

-you send them... -Oh, no, I'm going to take a bath.

Anto.

Home office?

Oh...

Richie, I have to tell you something.

Something incredible happened.

I spoke with Aymara.

Uh-huh.

Oh, you're not paying attention.

Yes, forgive me.

And what did Maya say?

-What did she say? -No, not Maya. Aymara.

That, what did she say?

She's the spiritual teacher I have been telling you about.

You know? She's like the medicine woman.

Oh, she does wonderful ceremonies.

She will be here in Colombia.

Uh-huh...

She told me she could marry us this weekend.

Oh!

It would be a dream for me.

No, wait a minute. What do you mean?

I mean, getting married in a couple of days by Amazon law?

Yes, perfect.

But didn't you want to go all out with a big marriage?

-Like... Right? -Exactly.

This would be a big marriage,

with her, with Aymara.

Besides, it would also be something calmer and more relaxed,

like what you wanted.

Pau, but that's too soon.

-Why so fast? -Yes, it's soon,

that's why I'm going to start now with the guest list.

I mean, the flowers, the food.

Give me the list of your guests. I need it now, right away.

I'm going to call my mom, my dad, I'm going to let them know.

I don't know, organizing everything.

I still need to pick the place.

I think the place, the place, the place....

DUDES "RESIGNATIONS AND SACRIFICES"

My brother, we start with a fixed deadline of two years.

Obviously, at this time, I need you to be set in Mexico.

We can bring people from your team.

Sure, we can pay for their tickets.

If you ask me, let's bring Mafe

to lend us a hand.

Rodrigo, I don't want to be rude to you, but...

Mafe is a partner in the company.

We have to have an optimal work environment.

Easy, easy, I'm just kidding around.

Seriously speaking,

that's why I want to work with you,

because you are a strong man, a man of values.

A professional guy.

Thank you.

Well, I'm going to review the contract very well

and any changes, I'll write them down.

But what changes?

Execution times, for example.

Well, the execution time is fixed.

We talked about it.

Look, Julián, I...

I'm the first one who wants this to happen, dude.

You know how much I believe in Billuka. You know how much I believe in you.

Just tell me what the hell is going on, because...

you have something stuck in there and...

let me help you to solve it.

Look, you know what I'm thinking?

- This space seems perfect. - Yes.

-Ideal for us to always have... -Of course.

-a big screen... -Perfect.

-Hey, uh, big screen... -Oh, excuse me.

-To have video calls. -Yes.

And here, for example, a space for coffee,

-for snacks, but nice. -Wow.

-Of course, Vale. -Hi, Vale.

-Hi, Marce, how are you? -How nice.

-Hello, nice to meet you. -Hi, nice to meet you.

Thank you.

This has to be a concept in which the woman who enters here

feels the blood running through her veins,

that, that she feels empowered,

but at the same time she feels protected.

-Wonderful. -That she feels strong.

-Do you understand me? -Of course.

A space designed for women, by women.

-Exactly. -Not like heels,

that are designed by men who have never worn them.

-Exactly. -They've never worn one in their lives.

Yes, we need a spectacular color palette.

-Something nice. -I love it, I love it.

No, no, no, no, I'm delighted.

I would like to propose you, Antonia, to be president of the board of directors.

What do you think?

Huh?

My friend!

What happens is that...

I have plans with my girlfriend.

We started living together and going to Mexico right now

is a very bad idea.

No, but relax, dude,

obviously I would never send you alone.

We make the paperwork and happily ever after, dude, that's it.

I thought about that.

And I proposed it to her, but....

she has a company, other projects going on.

And well, she can't go.

Well, you know perfectly well that she can operate without problems from Mexico.

The flight is fast. She can come and go.

And you know that as soon as you're k*lling it in Mexico

the first one to support you will be her, dude.

But tell me what's going on, dude.

I'm putting the f*cking business of your entire life in front of you,

on the table.

I mean it's millions of dollars, Julián.

This is not a f*cking game.

I just sat down with all the damn investors, dude,

busting my damn a*s

to get all the money I'll put on your company.

What the hell is going on?

Let's look it over.

We're not going to look over anything, dude.

I mean, you have until today

before I leave to say "yes".

And if you don't say yes,

I understand that you want to put your woman first.

And that's okay, but that's a boat I'm not getting on, buddy.

Think about it.

The question is "why".

That's what I'm saying, but he said it and went into shock.

Don't joke like that cause we'll believe you, bro.

You mean you're being serious.

Why would I joke about that, Mafe?

-I'm getting married on Sunday. -For real, bro?

-For real, bro? -Richie, congratulations, brother.

Richie is getting married, everyone, applause!

Bravo!

Awesome!

No, but next time let us know, dude.

You caught us with our pants down.

We have to organize a hell of a party!

No, no, come on, shh, enough.

Just us is fine, don't make a fuss, bro, come on.

Aw, how adorable.

-Look at our old man getting married. -Ugh, stop. Stop.

He's getting married.

Here, here, Richie, I'll just say one thing,

don't let her get on your back,

because Paulita's already showing who's the boss.

Nonsense!

It's the opposite, this is the opportunity for me to show her

that I can do anything for her, even getting married on Sunday.

Are you sure about getting married so soon?

-Oh! -It smells like poop.

Oh, yeah, it smells a bit weird.

It smells like a wet wipe man.

It doesn't smell like poop.

It doesn't smell like poop.

I'm getting married because I want to.

-Sure man? That's final? -Sure. Yes.

Then we'll throw a party like you deserve, my man.

With the toothless.

-Of course. -Of course.

-Come on, let's all congratulate Richie. -Let's not make a fuss.

-Please! -That's it!

He's getting married, bro, married!

-Great, Richie! -Bravo, Richie!

Bravo, Richie!

Bravo, Richie!

Great, Richie!

Oh, but Mexico is awesome

-The food, the people, the clubs, mezcal. -Hm.

No, wow, it's so delicious.

Well, yes.

What do you mean "Well, yes." You're just three hours away.

-Five, five hours. -Yeah, whatever!

You can meet twice a month.

Besides, it's great to be taken out of this banana plantation.

Marci, you know what?

If I do that, I'll end up like my mom

who spent the best years of her life living behind a man,

-I can't allow that. -Really?

Look, Antonia, I'm sorry to say, and I really love your mother,

but you're never going to end up under a man's shadow.

No, ma'am.

Besides,

who do you think climbs a mountain on his knees?

Well, Julián.

Well, yeah.

Uh, but no, I can't be moving around now.

Besides, I have a year to structure this whole project

I have been working on so long.

-Sure. -Organize myself with the grant.

I mean, it's so much.

All the women who are giving it all

because I convinced them.

I can't suddenly go and say, "See you later."

Do you think I'll get that done just with video calls?

-Uh-huh. Uh-huh. -No, obviously not.

And what else?

I know you, let's see...

Well, you know, long distance relationships...

We know what happened in Brazil, right?

-I'm not exactly a fan of it. -Okay.

Juli, as a friend who loves you,

I would say let love prevail and stay with Antonia,

but as your partner,

I have to say that you have to leave.

You know, Billuka is going through a key moment,

we can't miss this opportunity.

I know,

but the problem is Antonia, Mafe.

I mean, I know she's focused on her company, her business and stuff,

but this is a good opportunity.

Why can she get it? She could be a bit more flexible.

Well, because the grant is also the opportunity of her life.

Juli, you can't stay here for her,

and she can't go after you.

You know what I think?

This is a matter of timing.

sh*t happens. Blame it on destiny.

Now, if you're willing to go to Mexico,

I'll put the jersey for Billuka and go with you.

Picture this, carnalito,

some tequilitas, some quesadillas,

and sexy Rodri.

-Hell of a starter pack, right? -No.

-What? -Careful with that guy.

Where you have the pot, don't put your c*ck.

You know that.

Juli, we can be good friends and everything,

but remember that I don't have a c*ck, babe.

Erotic show for groups, priva...

-What about this one? -No, dude,

-that's a pokey nipple. -Yeah.

-Dani. -What?

-But it's fine, no? -Mm.

Wet shirt show, foam...

-Look, it's roman night guys. -Whoa!

-I'm Pontius. -And the male catalog?

I also want to have fun, what do you mean?

-Male catalog... -What do you mean? You're also coming?

-Obviously. -No, not "Obviously".

It says it right there, show for men.

-Naked men k*ll the mood. -Yes, no.

-Oh, yes. -So what do you mean?

You want to go without me, like that time you went to the ranch?

No, no, no, but we should find something for everyone.

Is there one?

No, bro. Pay to see some guy's tool? No way.

-Yeah, no, no, no. -Why not?

I don't have a problem with naked girls.

Or do you have a problem with naked guys?

-Oh! -Uh!

Oh, back to high school.

Here. I'll book it.

No, let me do it cause you...

Okay, let's gather a lot of cash.

And change.

-There, bro. -Oh, let's see.

-I'm at . -Easy.

I'm at .

I don't wanna be modest, but I'm at .

There, in your head, b*tch.

But are you sh**ting aimlessly or what?

Yeah, yeah.

-Look, look. -Wait, wait a second.

What? What is it?

-Help me out. -Wait a minute.

Pause.

-Oh... -Hello.

Hello.

Ana María, are you drunk?

And what happened with that moron you met?

No, no, no, sorry, I can't.

Ana María, really I can't, sorry.

I can't!

-Go on. -What happen?

That the loser Ana María met,

left her in a restaurant and she can't pay the bill.

-And, so? -I don't know.

No, no, no, pause.

What do you mean you don't know?

Look, Santi,

if Anama is reaching out, it's because you're the only person she's got,

so you have to help.

But today I have Ricardo's bachelor party, Marcel.

Doesn't matter!

Come on, let's do this,

I can drive you, we help Anama, you'll look like a prince

and then I'll take you to your macho alpha thing.

I ordered another one half an hour ago!

I'll pay in a minute, I will pay!

Everything, I'll pay for everything.

My husband is coming to pay.

-Let me ask you something. -sh**t.

Ana María is divorcing me, right?

Yes.

Then, why the hell are we picking her up?

Come on, because it's not about Ana María.

It's for you, my dear Santiago.

Because you always end on good terms, my friend.

Pretend it's an act of charity

and stop whining, because chivalry should never die.

Look at all the sh*t she's going through.

What's this?

Oh!

"Dear Marcel,

since we kissed my life changed.

I love you dearly.

you're the most spectacular man I've found in my life."

Yeah, sure, right? "Love, Santiago?"

Don't be an a*s.

-Give me. -Man, those are divorce papers.

Yeah, didn't you see?

Wait, what if Ana María called you

because she wants to get back together?

Dear God.

No, there's no way.

Could it be?

No, no, no, no, no, bro, no.

Well, with women you never know,

they can't say it to your face.

Waiter!

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

-Cheers. -Evening.

Oh.

Oh.

-I knew you would come. -Uh-huh.

Sure. What happened?

-I was sitting here. -Uh-huh.

Talking.

And I told him he was tacky, cause sometimes he's tacky,

and he left.

And he left me here, that jerk.

Yeah, doesn't surprise me.

And your purse? Where is it, we're leaving.

In the truck.

I don't have any money.

Hm.

I see.

Who's this?

Your boyfriend?

Come on, Ana María. Don't start, please.

Hello.

Hi, Ana María. A pleasure, Marcel.

Marcel or Marcela?

-Hey. -It's just not clear,

cause it's, like, in between.

-Hey, hey, hey, Ana María. -Marcel, Marcela, Marcel.

I ask you, please. Hey, Look at me, look at me.

-Look at me. -Oh, Marcel Marceau was a dancer.

Yeah, show respect, okay?

He's a friend

-and he came to help you out. -Yeah?

-Yes. -Like this?

-It's like this. Like this? -Ana María, please.

Hey!

Go, go, go.

What's up, Richie?

-Come on, what? -Good?

I've been here for an hour.

-Where's everyone else? -What's up, Richie?

They're coming, chill out.

Why the hell do we set a time if you're gonna be late.

When have I ever been late? Tell me.

Yeah, we're here, okay?

-Bravo! -Yeah!

-Bravo. -Of course, I'm good, bro,

it's my bachelor party!

Would I be sad, bro?

Come on, chill out.

Relax, bro.

-Gentlemen, good evening. -Oh.

-I'm the manager. -What's up?

I need you to please pay the lady's check

-and leave the premises. -Oh, yes.

-I don't want another scene here. -Okay.

-Yes, sir. -Absolutely.

-Here you go. -Thank you.

We're paying now.

I'm not coming back ever again.

Terrible service.

What? pesos?

What did you order, Ana María?

-This one, and one more. -Enough. Let's just pay and...

Let's pay and leave.

No. The thing is, I can't pay this.

No, no, no, you can. Don't be stingy.

Let's pay and leave, she was your wife for a long time.

No, when I say I can't, I mean I can't.

With the matter of Billuka,

the divorce with this beautiful lady and the co-living,

I'm going bankrupt. I can't.

-Seriously? -Yeah, for real.

My gosh.

Let's see, I know what we can do.

Let's take what we won at the pool tournament,

the Black Widow thing, I have that money here.

-Let's use that and leave now. -You mean it?

Of course, what are friends for? Huh?

A piece of advice.

Just sign the divorce from this woman now, I mean it.

-My friend. -Yes?

I'm paying. Okay?

Come with me, please.

-Oh, I'm scared. -That's enough. Enough.

What do you mean? I don't get it.

She broke up with you?

No, I don't know.

What then? I don't understand.

I don't understand either, I don't know.

She won't budge.

Damn, Juli, what a mess. I'm sorry.

I'm here for you. Okay?

You know the worst part? The apartment.

I gave up my house and I don't have anywhere to go.

So what? Do I go to a coo-living, co-living, that crap?

No, no co-living or anything.

I'm sure Rodri has an apartment for you in Polanco,

something nice, a penthouse.

You arrive, drink some tequilitas

and listen to a Maríachi for the heartbreak.

Juli, let's drink some tequila.

Okay, let's do it.

-Move back a little. -Jealous?

Yeah?

Poor thing,

because Santiago likes women like me, right?

My ex...

No, no,

because he hasn't signed the papers yet.

My husband likes girls like me,

not q*eers like you.

Ana María, that's enough!

Seriously, that's it. Stop it!

-Come on. -But he's a q*eer.

No, no, no, no, no.

First of all, ex-husband, well said.

Second, we're here thanks to Marcel.

And thanks to him we're not back at that restaurant washing dishes.

Marcela, thank you.

Hello, hello.

How's my girl boss?

Are you wearing your heels yet for the fantastic event?

No, Marci.

No, uh...

Ugh! I need you.

Can you come over?

Oh, my God. What's this? A ?

Yes, Marci, mayday.

Please come.

No, yeah, yeah, I'm on my way.

Bye, bye, babe.

Easy, easy, easy.

No.

Oh, you smell so good.

You're a real man.

Not like that moron who left me all alone.

Two whiskeys.

What's your name?

Salo.

Tomás.

Are you from here?

Is this an interrogation?

Just in case I need a lawyer.

I'm just getting to know you.

Ha, my love,

you don't come to these places for social interaction and meeting people.

You just want to seduce me.

Am I getting close?

I can make you feel like the best man in the world.

My dear, you need some love,

but if you pay me, I can help you feel it.

Ready to see how the client is always right?

Can I be honest with you?

It's my first time at a place like this.

Right.

I'm serious!

A few months ago, I'm sure I wouldn't even have talked to you.

Baby, time is money.

Want private time with me or not?

No, I'll pass.

Marci.

Wow!

My gosh!

Aren't you a hottie? A goddess!

I love it.

Oh!

Well, at least on the outside.

I think this is the end.

Because if Julian leaves,

it's going to be clear what his priorities are.

Look, I get that,

but careful,

it's also going to be clear to him what your priorities are.

So up, up, come on. Cheer up!

And, how the f*ck am I supposed to give

a speech on female empowerment

if I don't even know what that means?

What do us women have to do, Marci?

Should we follow our heart?

Do we run after the man of our dreams?

Or push that man aside to pursue our dreams

and find that success in our job we dreamed of?

Can you have both?

Or do they compete with each other?

How do I find balance?

How do we do that?

I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow,

in my job, in, in my relationship, I, I don't know.

Juli! Listen to me, bro.

You have to lay down the law with Antonia.

-I agree! -Which means...

Well, take the offer from Mexico.

Or what? We're all screwed.

Man, but don't push me, bro.

No, listen, listen.

Here's what you say,

you say, "Honey, this is a golden opportunity

I can't pass on,

if you want to end it, well, go ahead."

Next thing, she's packing her bags, and yours also.

Oh! Great advice, yeah.

Yeah, sure, sounds just like her, bro.

-Oh! -You don't know her, man.

Well, cheers.

-Cheers! -Cheers!

What's your bet?

Listen, I'm not pressuring you, no, no, no.

You don't need to have all the answers, that's perfect,

but it's also good if you want to put your all

on a long-distance relationship, even if you don't believe in it.

That's also perfect.

-Anto. -Mm?

What I don't understand

is the fact that we've hit rock bottom,

we've been in the abyss, Antonia.

We've felt like crap and we have always prevailed,

we've landed on our feet, my friend.

So, you'll do me a favor, Antonia Miranda,

and go see those women,

and show them that, even if we feel bad,

we can succeed.

Yeah, Richie!

-Don't give him more, no more. -"Hello! My name is Ricardo,

and I'm on drink number..."

-Ten! -Ten!

Yeah!

Chug, chug, chug!

-Come on! -Go Richie!

Yeah!

Evening.

-Whoa! Who's here? -What's up?

-Santi! -Santi!

Dude! I thought you weren't coming to my...

as*h*le, why you're just getting here? Huh?

Okay, I'm sorry, but I had to go get Ana María

she was at a restaurant, they left her there.

To make a long story short,

I signed the divorce papers.

-But, are you okay? -Yeah, man! Welcome to the club!

We're going to teach a lesson to the patriarchy, okay?

-You in? -Thank you.

Come on!

-Let's go! Cheer up. -Thank you.

Yeah.

You're right, I don't have the answer.

I don't need to have it either.

It's a decision we need to make as a couple.

That's what I'm talking about, yes, ma'am!

And you know what? I'll start charging,

because I've done like three therapy sessions tonight.

-I'll become a therapist. -Yeah?

Yeah, hell yeah.

-How much do I owe you? -There, go there.

-Move it, move it. Let's go. -Oh!

a*s up and let's go give this awesome lecture.

Let's go.

Hey! A bottle of mezcal.

Look.

You know what pisses me off?

You're a jerk and you have them here, there, everywhere, here they are,

but you get caring, treat them well and...

They tell you to go to hell.

-They're like that. -Yeah, yeah.

-Yeah. -I got sick of it, you know what?

I realized I'm a dildo,

a vibrator for her, and I'm sick of it.

I understand, Dani. They don't appreciate that.

Here, bottoms up.

-Cheers! To... -Cheers!

No more dildos.

-No more vibrators. -No more dildos!

Nowadays, love has become just a transaction of egos.

I make you feel like you're the best and you make me feel like I'm...

Dani, you know what I realized?

You and I are like escorts who don't make a cent, bro.

No, how sad, Tommy.

-So messed up, no way right? -What a waste.

-Let's drink another one. -Go.

Oh!

Hey, Dani, but who broke your heart like that?

I'm back there by myself, what's up with you?

Making the drinks?

Dani you have a minute?

Uh, I'm going to take the drinks to the table, excuse me.

No, no, that's fine, it's okay, I'll take it.

-Juli. -What?

-Bro, I need to ask you a favor. -What?

Look.

Amazing!

-Man, they're gorgeous, bro. -Gorgeous, right?

-They're real nice. Yeah. -I got them on the way here

and I had to raise my credit card limit,

cause if I tell you how much they cost, you'll drop dead.

Yeah...

No, no, no, Paula will be thrilled, bro.

-All good. -Right?

No, but I need you to keep them safe.

You're the only one responsible.

I'm drunk and I'll get more wasted...

-"More wasted", he says... -Yeah, sure, no problem!

Hey! but I wanted to ask you something.

Can you be the wedding at my best man?

-The what? -What?

What?

The other way around, bro. Huh?

-Sure, sure, no problem. -Yes?

Hey, but you could show some excitement, as*h*le, no?

Yeah, what a friend.

You don't give a rat's a*s that I'm getting married or what?

-Tell me. -Bro,

my head is somewhere else, you already know.

In México.

Oh!

-Here. -Let me see.

-What? -Look, look, look.

"#FintechColombiaWomen"

"IBelieveinColombia", "Empowered woman".

-Huh? -No, bro, that's not good.

I don't know. You start giving chicks confidence, dude,

and they abuse you.

Look at me.

I have to get married next weekend

because some friend of my woman is a shaman

and she's in town, bro.

But weren't you happy with that, my dude?

No, what do you mean happy, dude?

sh*t, what do you think?

I don't know what I'm paying for here, bro.

I think I'm just used to procrastinating and sh*t.

But we need to have ba*ls and send everything to hell. Alright?

They need to realize things aren't the way they want. Am I right?

Would you just send everything to hell?

If you say you'll get Antonia off your back,

I'll call Paula now and tell her we'll get married in December,

and that's that, bro.

What do you say?

Let's do it!

Rodrigo!

Bro! Dude!

Julián?

-What's up? -Damn it! Finally!

You were right, bro.

Was I?

This is the opportunity I've been waiting for, for the company

and, well all the guys, of course.

So, this means that...?

I'm going to take an aguardiente to Mexico,

because we're gonna drink it there, b*tch!

Son of a b*tch, man!

-I'm so happy, dude! -We're gonna k*ll it.

-We're gonna k*ll it. -Hey! Welcome to Mexico, bro.

-Thank you, man. -Welcome, dude.

-Thank you. -The aguardiente without sugar, okay?

-Cause of the hangover. -No problem!

See you there!

Yeah, bro!

-Dani, I've been meaning to... -Huh?

-Dani, I've been meaning to... -What? say it again?

No, I can't hear...

DUDES