03x01 - Change and Evolution

[bunniefuu]

-Juanes -How's it going, Julián?

How's everything going?

If I told you.

A little pissed, man, women are shameless.

I feel like an as*h*le! I feel bad,

and I've been thinking, "Should I tell her? Should I not tell her?

Tell her, tell her! Be honest with her."

You're telling me you had to screw another woman

to realize that you wanted to be with me?

You're seriously telling me this? I don't understand.

They say you don't do anything for them, you become sh*t for them.

I mean, very good, very firm and everything, but shameless.

Just look at my friend Richie.

A handsome, elegant, well-dressed man,

he's obviously getting on in years, but he's a w*r veteran.

You see, you're always gonna like them with dark hair, short, and big-asses.

And years younger.

-Well, duh. -Well, duh.

And poor thing, he went into crisis.

What a sin, he had to cry to get out what he had inside.

Well, you know, will you marry me?

The other one who cried a little was Tomás.

He just fell in love badly.

-I do love you. -I don't want to have a relationship.

This is over.

Poor him. After that, he changed,

for better or worse, but he changed.

And Daniel, the icing on the cake.

-Uh-huh. -Right, right.

The one who supposedly eats them all, and see.

You had her served on silver platter

-and you didn't get a b*ner, man? -Shh!

Yeah, he did get a b*ner.

-You gonna leave me like this? -All hot and with blue ba*ls?

Something happened with someone, he didn't want to tell me who.

I think I'm in love with you.

In love? You're attracted. You're attracted to me.

Mafe is all weird, all quiet.

Just play dumb with Mafe.

I don't know what's wrong with him.

-Say hi to them. -And Santiago,

Santiaguito is confused.

No, they took him out of the closet the hard way, man.

No, lies, Santiago is not g*y.

Kisses are the ones you give me when you get me into bars.

That's a lie!

No, how could he be g*y? Obviously not, no way.

We understand him.

Ana María, let me explain, okay?

Explain what? That you're a f*gg*t?

The one who doesn't understand him is his wife.

-Ana María, please. -Get out of my house.

Women are shameless,

you have to do a lot of sh*t for them and they never see it.

It just makes me angry that he thinks that just because he clicked

and bought two tickets, he's going to buy me the same way? Forget it.

Only the poorest and the most resilient are left.

You can't even imagine everything I've had to do.

I've become nothing.

We never thought anyone would dare to do this for two double tickets.

Stay on the floor, swallow my ego.

-Hello. -Hello.

This is Jacobo.

But you know what? It was worth it

because today I'm with the woman I love.

TWO MONTHS LATER

I'm going. Wait a little.

Yes, I'll call him, I'll call him. Bye, bye, bye.

Hey,

see you today?

No, love, I need to go home, I haven't been there in days,

I need my bed, my things, wash clothes, everything.

No, but stay and sleep with me, I'm getting used to it.

Oh, yes, love, but since you're not the one in moving mode.

I'm swimming in dirty clothes.

I have nothing to wear.

These boots don't even go with this skirt.

You still look beautiful.

It's just that you guys really have it very easy,

you wear pants, a shirt and that's it.

On the other hand, we women have to mix the pants with the right heels,

jean with sneakers, the skirt needs a bodysuit

and of course, the belt has to match the shoes and the bag perfectly.

Juli, it's an art that you don't understand.

-No, what? What art? -Obviously.

Look, you can put on jeans, a t-shirt and some shoes

and you're already perfect.

Oh, no, Steve Jobs style, perfect, I love the look, but no, thank you.

It was delicious.

Well, enough, Lucas is out there, and I don't want him to see us.

Oh, really, Pau?

Really.

Yes, let's see, Lucas is at a difficult age,

school is complicated, adolescence is difficult.

Oh, that child is going to be of legal age.

I'm sure he's figured it all out and we're hiding like kids.

What if we tell him and stop fooling around?

No, I don't know.

I don't want him to feel weird having another man in his house,

he's not used to it.

I'm his dad, Paula.

-I know what I'm going to do. -Lend me clothes.

No, no, no. No, I'm going to go to the closet,

I'm going to take Mafe's things out, leave them in a box,

open up a small space for you,

you put your dresses there, I don't know, the shoes, a t-shirt,

a few things.

A small space, a few things.

No, honey, I love you, but thank you,

I'd rather finish getting ready at home.

-Then I'll go there in the evening. -I appreciate it...

Okay, yes.

Yes?

Come, come here, come here.

DUDES "CHANGE AND EVOLUTION"

Another man?

I mean, another one? Him or me? Or is there another one?

-No, no. Stop the drama. -Is there another one?

No, no man.

-No. -I'll tell him to come

-and we'll talk once and for all. -No, no,

let's finish the dessert.

Do you know what? I don't want him to get upset

and kick you out of the house.

-Let's do it tomorrow, okay? -Okay.

-Tomorrow and you stay a little longer. -Okay.

-Okay? -Good.

Okay.

-Okay. -Let's finish this one, look.

Damn kid.

-Really? -I'm paying for this padme

and I'm never here,

and I got a little bored because I want my things, my bed,

the chairs, the decor, everything you know I like.

Okay.

This smells used. I don't know, impersonal.

-Oh, I'm tired. Okay, let's see. -Go ahead.

Three options. The first,

three days in your house, four days in his house.

Second option, all week at home

and the weekend...

-at his house. -Nice, yes.

Third option, you go to his house,

you take over the closet, you take over absolutely everything

and you stay there.

Well, great, he already offered me a little space,

-a little drawer. -Cute.

Well, the first option doesn't work for me either,

because if he sleeps too many nights here,

they will throw all these padme rules they have on me that are unbearable.

Oh, okay.

Let's see, my love,

whatever decision you make, I will support you.

-Okay. -Because I'm your BFF.

My name is...

Marcel.

-Marci Max. -Hey, but I also want you to remember

that Julián is not the owner of your schedule.

Why don't we go out today? Let's go out

and do something and have a really good time.

-Come on, yes. -Oh, yes, yes, I know, it sounds tempting,

-but I have plans with Julián. -Oh, "I have plans with Julián."

Yes, and I don't talk like that.

Oh, that has some buttons that hit really hard.

And by the way, this house is all dirty and smelling ugly

and maybe it's not even the tenants,

-but you who are staying. -Come here, what are you doing?

The variation between March and June was .

Fine, but it's, it's inside the...

Good morning.

I'm sorry I'm late, gentlemen, I was finishing something.

-Dude, sorry, who are you? -Wow, so handsome.

Is it Halloween or what?

Hey, Travolta, calm down.

Oh, and putting his feet in...

-Wow. -So handsome.

-Where were we at? -Well, well, well,

we're waiting for the call from Bucaramanga,

and if they call, we're officially going to expand across the country.

-Yes! -Yes!

And I'm sure they'll get back to us before the day is over.

-Very good. -Obviously, they're dying

to partner with us, of course.

Well, Juli, yes, everything is fine with the expansion,

but if we don't tell the Brazilians, I think they're not going to be so happy.

Okay, but what?

I mean, if these guys don't like that the company is growing, too bad, dude.

Good to know that before starting to work with them.

-Well, yes. -Well, where are we going?

That's right, we've talked about everything,

but we haven't talked about the most important thing,

where's the f*cking after office?

-No, I don't think I can. -The same as always, right?

Well, I have some plans.

-With Antonia. -With Antonia.

Well, yes, what about that?

No, it's okay, it's just that Antonia no longer lets him go anywhere by himself.

He has him tied up.

Okay, but tell her, tell her to come with us,

maybe she wants to go too, right?

No, dude, that's a very complicated topic.

We have to send Antonia a written request hours in advance

-signed by everyone... -Sealed in notary's office.

Oh, you too?

I love you

And what about you? Julián, answer me a question,

has the woman already left her toothbrush in your bathroom?

So stupid, what does that have to do with it?

She obviously did.

What's more, you arrive at that house and you feel Antonia in the air.

Wow!

No, no, no, obviously not.

We're in a beautiful moment in the relationship,

we're spending time together, she stays...

And moves in.

See, listen carefully because I'm going to explain in detail

what the modus operandi of this genre is like.

So, it works like this,

the first thing they do is leave a toothbrush in the bathroom.

-Uh-huh. -Uh-huh.

Then they take over the full bathroom.

After that, they take possession of the closet,

over time, the cell phone password, the TV's remote

and when you wake up, well, my friend,

you realize you're left without friends,

without space, without time, without social networks

and you're there with your girl next to you

watching Korean reality shows.

But that's not the worst thing,

the worst thing is that your freedom was taken away

and you didn't even notice.

There's a baby who's heartbroken.

-He's heartbroken. -Talking sh*t.

Just a comment from a spiteful troglodyte, breathing through the wound, right?

Who's heartbroken? Me?

No!

-No one. -Please!

No, I'm over that.

Oh!

Oh, yes. Of course.

Dude, I'm paying for a very expensive therapist.

Oh, yes? Therapy? Do you want to cry? Come, I'll hug you.

-¡Oh! -¡Tomi!

No, no, no, but the truth is that,

well, I think that right now we're in a beautiful moment in the relationship,

we're respecting each other's spaces, trying not to annoy the other one.

No, well, very cool. Yes, of course.

When was the last time we went out with Juli?

-I don't remember. -Since the outing.

Two months avoiding us because "I have to go out with Antonia."

I don't know if the spaces are really being respected.

Well, then what do you want?

Should I cancel it? What are we going to do?

-That's it. -No, well...

Right away, cancel it.

YOU HAVE NEW NOTIFICATIONS

Hey, we just got a message from Bucaramanga.

Already? See?

See? I told you they would write today.

At the meeting we agreed we were going to focus startups

-on the market for newly single women. -Yes.

-Newly single women. -Yes, but that was my only way

for these dinosaurs to support me to invest in women.

Juan, it's too frustrating,

almost none of the companies I've contacted are led by women.

I mean, listen to these numbers, read this.

-This text. -That's why, and then?

Read it.

Oh, sorry.

Sorry, give me a second.

Hello? Hi, love.

Hello, my love, I miss you so much.

Oh, I'm starting to get Julianitis too,

but listen to me, I have a plan.

I ordered something delicious for us to eat tonight at home

because I don't have time to cook, okay?

Oh, that sounds delicious, but that's what I was calling you for.

It's just that we want to celebrate

a business that worked out with the guys and well...

Oh, okay. Well, no, go, yes.

Sure? No problem? Because I can cancel.

No, no, no, don't worry,

I love that you have this space with your friends...

It's fine. So what?

Okay.

Honey, I have to hang up

because I'm in the middle of a meeting, okay?

Have good time.

Okay, I'll call you later.

- Bye. -Bye.

Pay attention,

" percent of startups have at least one woman

as part of their founders," as if that were a big deal.

Okay? "However, only percent of those companies

are led by women."

I mean, percent of that percent, that's nothing, Juan.

Okay, and who are the female founders of startups we already have?

Oh, well, here we have them. They are only three, there's no more.

-Okay. Well, you have a list of startups? -Yes.

Why don't you focus on women who are potential leaders?

Uh-huh. And what do I tell them?

Hello, how are you? Nice to meet you, you have great potential,

now I need you to become CEO of your company.

Oh, well, you're right.

I know.

You bring them together, you do a consultancy,

you redesign the entire organization chart

and pick the candidates for management positions.

-There it is. -And show them the way to the top.

And if you don't, guess who's going to do it.

Nobody.

Juli, can we talk for a moment?

Dude, I'm peeing, wait.

Yes, it's okay, it's okay.

No, you know what, dude? It's just that it's urgent

and I respect you and you know that I love you a lot

and I want things between the two of us to be okay.

Uh-huh.

It's just that I've been dating...

Lina since a few days ago, we have chemistry.

And well, the girl knows me, you know, I don't have to wear masks

or fool around and I'm the real me

and I like that, that's cool,

and I want to give myself a good chance with her.

And well, you know that since college I've thought Linita is great.

Hmm, what happened to what we said about that there's honor among thieves?

Huh?

Well, no, dude, it's okay, if it bothers you,

don't worry, I know the priorities and...

well, I'm not going to lose a friend over a woman.

Dude, I was joking, it's okay.

-Oh, really? -Obviously, no problem.

-No, cool, all good. -It's okay.

No, why did you touch me?

Oh, dude, have you been to the urologist?

Oh, it smells like milk's cream, disgusting.

Hey, friends, I've been talking to Linita

and she tells me she's in the after office bar with some friends,

-what if we go? -Oh, so you're dating.

No, kind of.

"Kind of", these are going to end up being a couple.

Well, I prefer to enjoy myself at this age

and not like Richie who did it when he was old.

-Well, who's going? -Are you going?

-Obviously. -Obviously.

Good. Hey, Travolta?

-No, I have other plans. -Uh-huh.

-Santi? -No, dude, that place

is attracting a lot of ugly girls lately. I pass.

-Oh! -Go with me,

let's go to this new bar where there are cute girls.

Okay, yes, I like it.

No, we have to call Richie.

I'll call Linita right away and cancel her,

she has zero problem.

Hello, little thing.

Look, change of plans...

Wow, what's all this?

I haven't had this, what a delight.

Well, the truth is that it was for Julián, but eat it, it's delicious.

What are you doing vacuuming at this hour? Turn that off.

Oh, Marci, I'm already kind of disgusted with this padme, you know?

I feel like I clean, but everything smells like dirty to me,

the furniture is kind of sticky, how many people have lived here?

I don't want to be here anymore.

But you don't spend time here, you spend at Julián's.

Well, anyways, I need my space, my things.

You know what? Take things out of the storage room.

It's a reality, I'm living in Bogotá.

I can't keep going from padme to padme with everything packed up.

Oh.

Why don't you move in with Julián?

What?

Turn that off and come talk to me, come.

Okay, I'll finish later.

There.

Oh, yes, it's better now.

-Let's see. -This whole show, dear,

is because you want to move in with Julián.

What? Obviously not.

No, I mean, no way.

Too fast, isn't it?

Oh, why is it too fast?

You're not going to get married or have children, nothing like that.

You're just going to be together, move in together to see how it goes.

-Mm-mm. -Or is it because he hasn't proposed that?

Obviously not, Marci, how come? We're just getting to know each other.

I think it's too hasty, I don't even know his family.

-I mean, no, no. -You know what, Antonia Miranda?

I'll tell you one thing.

You can be the girl boss there at Miranda Holdings

and you can make very important decisions with all those crocodiles

and dinosaurs you have over there, but do you know what?

You're very bad at taking your own personal decisions.

-Why? Me? -Yes, yes, yes.

Do you know what?

That saying "The man proposes and the woman disposes,"

no, that's too old, that has to be put away.

Look, what we should do is, I don't know,

empower women to make those decisions

that we have given so much power to men, such as...

I don't know, uh, moving in together, asking for marriage, kids.

Well, this is the new bar in town that is trendy,

it's nice and it's full of girls and it's a Hi-Fi bar.

-Hi-Fi? Why? -Yes, Hi-Fi, dude,

high-fidelity sound, Linita loves it, she had told me about it.

-What do you think? -Wow, m*therf*cker!

-Men for a woman and clothes on the floor. -See where I brought you.

Of course, I understand it now,

you come here to feed your eye or your hole.

And I got us the best table and everything.

¡Tomi!

-Mr. Mosquera. -So elegant.

Good, we deserved no less.

Hey, but you know what?

The important thing is not that they are hot.

Oh, no? Then?

You have to know what the best option is.

Of course, but how do you qualify them?

By the boobs, by the a*s, by the face, by the hand...?

By the p*ssy.

That's it, "I'm in therapy to fix my relationship with women."

Keep it up and you'll see you won't get anything, okay?

-I'm joking. -Yeah, joking.

Come on, let him finish, I want to know how it's like, talk.

You see, there are different types of women.

There's beta.

There's gamma.

There's delta.

And there's omega.

Being hot is not enough, they have to have other qualities,

money, attitude, beauty.

But what's the important thing?

The alpha is the one at the top.

Dudes, Natalia Paris.

Natica, my love.

"Natica, my love," as if you were friends.

Dude, my first sexual experience.

-Obviously. -Obviously.

I had a poster, in fact we were having a threesome: she, my hand and me.

Oh! And the calendar.

-The notebook. -Yes, yes, yes.

-I touched myself too, dude. -Of course.

But she's still gorgeous.

-Yummy. -What a delight.

Well, observe and learn.

Come on, brother, where are you going?

Where are you going? Easy.

-Stop. -Don't go and start talking

about CDTs and marketing or all that because you'll screw it.

-Yes, yes, yes, yes. -Marketing and seduction

are the same thing, brother,

and I know what to do with the girls, not like you.

Oh!

Travolta sent you to sleep, shut your mouth.

Go sit down, Julián.

I see you asking for something, can I ask?

Of course.

Can you give me a bottle and six shots, please?

Thank you.

I told you, you were going to make a fool of yourself.

-Don't make a fool of yourself. -What are you doing?

-Don't make a fool of yourself. -Take note.

Taking note of you bringing the drinks to the table.

Very nice to meet you, Tomás.

-Hello. -Hello, Tomás.

How are you? Hello, Tomás, very nice to meet you.

-Tomás, very nice to meet you. -Hello, Natalia.

Are you playing here today?

No, today I'm relaxing with my friends.

What a shame because the music is good,

but when you play, you play with your heart.

Want to dance?

Okay, let's go, come on.

I'm going to introduce you to some friends.

-Gentlemen, Natalia Paris. -Hello.

-Hello. -Very nice to meet you, María Fernanda.

-Nati, what a pleasure. -Hello, Nati.

-Hello. -A pleasure.

-Hello. -Hello.

-Hello. -A pleasure.

Natica, for me it is a pleasure to greet you with this hand.

Well, let's dance, gentlemen, let's dance, let's dance.

Yes, of course, whatever you say, sir.

-Hello, how are you? -Introduce them.

-Yes? -Yes.

-Hello, how are you? -Hello.

-Yes, that also. -Dani.

Dani, hi.

A drink for Nati.

LINA: HELLO, SEE YOU AT YOUR APARTMENT?

Hey, cheers, cheers. That's it.

-Cheers, cheers. -To the eyes.

Hey, that's right.

Well, I have to go, everything was nice.

Nati, you're goddess, I have to go, I have to solve something.

-Bye, see you. -Go, goodbye.

-Okay, bye. -Well...

Cheers again.

Cheers.

Okay, let's go!

-So nice! -Yes.

Can you help me, please?

Yes, I can help you, but...

what happened?

Why are you leaving so early? Did something bothered you?

No, I'm going to go to my house to rest for a while.

And why don't you rest here with me,

eat something delicious, watch a series?

Oh, I'm watching a really good one, the one of the Colombian cyclist...

-Yes? -What is it called?

Oh, I don't know, I love the actor,

-he's really good. -Yes? Do you like it?

Don't you want to?

It sounds nice, but I'm going to see my friends tonight, so no.

-Well... -I can't.

I don't know, stay here and then we'll go with your friends, no?

What?

Well, they're going to think we're a couple.

Oh, so what? It doesn't matter.

-Or what? -What about what?

Well, what?

Afraid to be my girlfriend or what?

Fear? No, afraid of what?

Okay, then?

-So what? -Well, a couple, right?

Well, why not?

Yes.

Okay, great. So you stay here with your boyfriend,

we eat something delicious and then we go with your friends, okay?

Okay.

Fried or scrambled?

Scrambled.

Ready, look.

There's like a lot of change, a lot of new stuff.

Even the house smells different and everything.

Yes. Do you like it?

I mean, that first lady arrived and everything changed in two seconds.

Yes, yes, I like it too. Well, it looks better.

Oh, and I forgot,

I had to take your things out of the closet

because I have to make room for Antonia to put her dresses, shoes...

No, but if you want we can open a closet here next to the washing machine,

well, I don't know, we'll put your things in...

No. Juli, Juli, Juli, don't worry, really.

I mean, I was going to finish taking out everything today.

Besides, I'm happy in my new house, you know?

Very single, very lonely.

Yes, very lonely because you don't come visit me anymore.

I'm like Carrie from Sex and the City.

Without sex, without New York, I'm like...

And what about these guys that you had? What happened?

Juli, I got tired of being with dudes that are useless, you know?

-Good. -I'm dedicated to the bushes.

Perfect, you know? They're living beings.

Besides, they don't demand anything from you like a cat, like a dog...

Of course.

I can watch my series alone, my Chick Flicks.

Fast forward, rewind, no one bothers me.

HELLO DANIEL!

USER PASSWORD

Oh, no, living alone is the best thing,

I don't understand that myth that you have to live with your partner.

Women can handle everything alone.

Fast, fast. Please.

Oh, I love you, thank you.

Great. I like this new Mafe,

much more serious, more focused, more mature.

You know? I'm going to tell you something to make you feel proud of me.

If a man wants to go out with me,

he has to come to my door and knock it, right?

That's it and last one, inhale

and exhale...

Good, I love it because you're already learning

to see things from a different perspective.

No, I really feel different.

The change is obvious,

it's as if I had evolved.

No, no, I transcended

and all of this is thanks to you, doctor.

I truly believe that the best decision I could have made

was to choose you as my psychologist to treat my sexism.

Thank you.

You, you, Santi, with your tools to associate,

to understand things in a different way.

All of this has been key, Santi,

-so that the real process... -This b*tch.

Excuse me?

Who are you referring to?

Oh, it's just that... What do you mean to whom?

Ana María, my wife, who else?

-What happened? -What do you mean what happened?

The images speak for themselves, look.

Huh? The hand in her mouth?

No, no, let's see, here she's going out with the guy,

but here she hugs him.

Let's see, what are they meeting for?

To talk? I don't think so. More like sharing.

Let's see, Santi, obviously the problem of jealousy reappeared.

Do you remember?

The ego, the ego that sets traps,

makes us see fantasies and imagine things that are not, Santi.

Remember, the ego is your worst enemy.

No, no, no, no, no, no, doctor, I'm sorry,

but I don't feel ego, what I feel is anger!

Calm down, please.

Shall we call it a day?

What? No, no, no, no, no,

I paid for the full hour and I want the full hour.

No, no, I'm really sorry, but even if it's to vent,

I'll stay here for an hour.

Let's see, you tell me from your perspective, doctor,

you see everything, don't you?

You see everything so clearly, tell me kindly,

is he going to do it with my wife or did he already do it?

Don't answer me, all women are the same,

all are the same, all the same.

They are only looking for the man with the abdomen

and the money because they want the alpha male.

Bravo, Ana María, you found the alpha male!

Because he has a thicker beard than mine, very good.

Calm down, Santi, please. Breathe with me, come here.

Look into my eyes, breathe.

And exhale.

Okay?

Do you realize that it's possible?

It didn't work.

Enough, the session is over, thank you.

Santiago, your cell phone.

Oh, yes.

Thanks again.

-I'll see you next week. -I don't think so.

-If you want I'll talk to him calmly. -No, no, don't worry,

he's a grown up, I've seen him very mature lately,

he's responding well.

Super mature.

Yeah.

Lucas, my love, can we talk?

I'm playing online in a mission.

-Okay, we'll be back. -No, no, no, wait a minute, wait.

Bro, you know that if it weren't important...

Careful to hit me with that.

If it weren't important, we wouldn't be interrupting you.

-Sit down. -What? Am I adopted?

Please tell me that I'm adopted.

Hey, Lucas, get serious.

I was seriously playing, not watching porn.

Anyway, if you want to talk to me about sex,

I have internet, girlfriend, I've seen everything about that.

How's that, Lucas?

What are you doing in this room? I don't understand.

Bro, look, you're almost on the verge of being an adult

and when that happens no one, not even us,

will be able to interfere with your decisions.

Do you know why?

Because autonomy is the most important thing for a human being,

-when you are... -Go to the point, okay?

Tell me that all this is because you're going to give me a car

and not because you want to tell me

that you got another of your teenage girlfriends pregnant.

Your mom and I are getting married.

So cringe.

I mean, mom, you know what he's like.

He's definitely going to cheat with the first school skirt

that comes across his face, don't be silly.

Enough, Lucas.

A little respect, no?

Then explain to us why you broke up like years ago.

Was it that my mom turned and she was too old for you?

What do you want me to tell you? Want me to clap?

Bravo.

Phew, you just made a stern person out of me with this conversation.

Anyway, thank you for telling me you just made

the worst decision of your f*cking lives.

Come.

That's a tantrum.

Why don't we go to the room and give you a massage while he gets over it?

No, you know what?

I don't want Lucas to come back and find you here.

I don't know.

What? Do I have to go?

I think that's the best thing, isn't it?

-Damn kid. -Ricardo.

Oh, no, I don't know what to do. Esteban showed up.

He said that if he can stay in the house.

Hey, hello!

-Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. -Hello, how are you?

-Here calling you. -Okay.

-Hi. -Hello, buddy, how are you?

Will you give me two seats at the bar, please?

-Thank you. -Thank you.

First Antonia ignores me with Julián, and now you too?

What a pain.

No, Julián took out all the clothes I had in his house.

I mean, we´re left with no best friends, I'm telling you.

Would you do me a favor?

Two Poisoned Swans, okay?

Okay, but love is love, may long live love.

May they be happy forever.

-Uh-huh. -Oh, but so excited.

What happened? What an attitude.

No.

No, it's the one from the country house?

That girl? The one that was with Julian?

Oh, and he's with Daniel now!

No, but she's wonderful, she's going to wipe them all out.

-March... -Well, that blouse is horrible,

she doesn't know how to dress, awful!

What do I do?

Let's see, the first thing to do

is tell Daniel to stop taking those awful, terrible photos.

And we don't have a quick plan of action because it's karma.

Oh, no, no, don't tell me I'm going to pay karma with this.

Do you know what's going on?

That girl, you and Antonia are milk sisters.

-Oh! -Eww, Ma...

-Gross! -Hey,

buddy, don't you have that famous dessert, tres leches?

March, stop. Shut up, stop it.

-No, gross, let's drink this. -No, those are my friends.

-Cheers. Look at this. -Let's see if it does us any good.

A Poisoned Swan.

Oh!

Did you get bored of padme?

Yeah.

-Yes? -Yes, is enough already.

I think it doesn't have my style, uh, it's not to my taste, anyway.

-I want my furniture, my things. -Of course, the pillow.

-My space. -The makeup, the closet.

Well, yes, all of that.

-Let's see, show me. -Do you want to see?

I love this one.

What do you say?

Look how beautiful it is.

-Nice. I love it. -Right?

-Beautiful. -Very big.

Yes, it's a good space, look at that.

Oh, look, it has a terrace, how about that terrace?

A barbecue on Sundays?

-See? You like it, don't you? -Great, I love it.

The kitchen is great.

-I love it. -Imagine me there cooking your breakfast.

Yes, I can imagine, you would look good.

Look at this, the bathroom, double shower.

Two showers for the lady who spends three hours in the bathroom?

Double shower, double sink, as it should be.

No, it's great, great.

Would you like us to move in together?

Uh...

Uh, yes, obviously, of course.

Sure, where do I sign?

No "We're going to take things slowly, it's just that I'm going to Brazil."

No. I'm not going anywhere, ma'am.

-I hang you. -No.

No, no, no.

Yes.

How nice.

DUDES