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07x05 - Postman Pat and the Crazy Crockery

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

07x05 - Postman Pat and the Crazy Crockery

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postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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in the cat

just as day is dawning he picks up all

the post bags in his van

postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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everybody knows

his bright red van

all his friends will smile as he waves

to greet them maybe

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you can never be sure they'll

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all the birds are singing and the day is

just beginning pat feels he's a really

happy man

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[Applause]

hello

anyone home

dad

hello pat you're back early just thought

i'd pop in for a quick cup of tea

oh

and one of those delicious homemade

biscuits

sorry dad no snacks allowed eh

they'll spoil your appetite

it's restaurant night at the school

remember and i'm cooking your favorite

dish oh lovely

oh that'll be nisha now

see you later

hello special delivery service

pat it's ben sorry i know it's the end

of the day but i've got an urgent

delivery how soon can you get here

we're on our way

we've got a special delivery jess

what's it going to be today

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hello ben

hat thanks for coming

so what's the urgent delivery

these are their plates and glasses for

the restaurant night at greendale school

they need to be there as soon as

possible or they'll be nothing to eat

the food on

glasses and plates can break very easily

maybe we should wrap them in bubble wrap

sorry pat i'm out of bubble wrap and we

don't have time to get any more hmm

we could wrap them in those old post

bags

good thinking right let's get cracking

or rather

let's get not cracking

easy does it mustn't drop them

there that's the plates and here's the

glasses

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ready to go

don't forget pat you've got a fragile

load there

best drive slowly and carefully

don't worry ben slowly and carefully it

is

bye pat bye

so welcome to restaurant night yes

tonight i'm going to help you turn your

school into a fantastic restaurant

yum

so what's everybody cooking

we're cooking vegetable curry from india

we're cooking chili con carne from

mexico

we're cooking stir-fry noodles from

china

and i'm cooking yorkshire pudding from

yorkshire

great let's get cooking

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mmm yorkshire pudding

scrubby

i'll help you

i thought you were helping bill

okay mrs ted is helping him now you

start by putting it all in a bowl

flour

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eggs

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and then mix it all together

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perfect

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looks like we're the slow delivery

service today jess hey

hello pat clifton speaking pat it's ben

hello ben don't worry i'm going as

slowly as i can yes i think you might

need to speed up a little they need to

be there in time for dinner oh okay

oh but pat

watch out for those new speed bumps

speed bumps

pat

what was that

are you all right we're fine i'll just

check the plates and glasses

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oh no

lucky nothing's broken

there we go

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oh dear it's getting late

come on jess let's get going

menus knives forks

flowers

plates where are the plates and glasses

it's okay michael no need to worry

pat's bringing them by special delivery

of course

i hope he's here soon we open in 10

minutes

don't worry

that won't let us down

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sarah julian is this your mess

yes mrs taylor well i think you better

clean it up before someone has an

accident

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you're right we need to go even faster

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i just hope there aren't any more new

speed bumps

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[Applause]

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oh no

still at least it's just the one place

come on you back in your field

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we'd better get our skates on

come on jess

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it's six o'clock

time to open the restaurant

i'm sorry i bet such a mess

here let me do it

no no it's fine

it was my fault i was messy and clumsy

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that's better

but

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oh i'm starving

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hello

welcome to restaurant night here are

your menus for this evening

hmm stir-fry noodles that sounds great

and i'll have the vegetable curry thank

you

um

i'm afraid there may be a slight delay

we don't have any plates yet oh

not to worry

we'll start with an apple juice

we

um

don't have any glasses either

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almost there

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i just hope everything's still in one

piece

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where's pat he should be

oh

here

oh

pat you made it just in time

here let me give you a hand

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it's okay

pat's here with the plates and glasses

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hey

bango's our super

okay everyone now stand back please

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are you all right pat i'm okay

how are you michael

i'm fine but what about the plate

they're broken

it's all my fault i'm sorry that's okay

sarah accidents happen you didn't do it

on purpose but the plates

don't you worry about the plate we'll

just find some more from somewhere

really

really

thanks pat you're a star

everyone dinner will be served soon

right come on jess

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there they are

one

two three

four

five

well it's better than nothing

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and i promise you

all the delicious food you've ordered

will be served shortly but first some

entertainment from around the world

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[Applause]

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so

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

oh

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[Laughter]

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yet

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oh

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so where's our dinner then

off oh

uh perhaps you'd all better go home

no no

no wait

i've got the plate

pat

and three more guests for the restaurant

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it's the place

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or should that be four more guests sorry

jess

ladies and gentlemen

dinner is served

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curry

chili con carne stir-fried noodles

yorkshire pudding

delicious

special delivery service

mission accomplished

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we all know he's the best

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