01x05 - Episode Five

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- Icky.

Icky!

Hey, I thought we both were
supposed to be doing this.

- Havin’ a rest.

It's too hot.

- Do you ever think about the future?

- Yeah.

- About what'll happen to ya?

- Yeah.

- And what do you see?

- Like how I imagine it.

Smacker, isn't it?

Like when I see myself, I'm always driving

this ace number one bleedin’ perfect car

and I'm king round our way

and I'm drivin’ through our streets

and the radio's playing dead good music.

I'm smokin’ this big fat cigar

and see all the houses
and places I used to go

‘cause I don't live there anymore.

And I'm in this car and
the electric windows

are shut dead tight.

The carpet's three inches
thick under me feet

and no one can touch me.

No one can even get near me.

Even the coppers have
just gotta stand back

when I come through.

Give you a lift though.

- Ta.

- I wouldn't need lift though would I?

- Why?

- Well, I won't be there, will 1?

- Where will you be?

- I'll be out here.

Livin' out here with me wife and me kids.

- Your what?

Your wife?

Jesus, who's gonna marry you?

- Someone.

- I know, I know.

That tart.

She wouldn't marry somebody like you.

- And how do you know?

- Sod off.

You've gone dead soft since
we've come out here, haven't ya?

- No.

- Yes you have.

You're dead matey with Kidder aren't you?

- What's wrong with that?

- Nothin’.

- You're mates with him too, aren't ya?

Aren't ya?

- He's all right.

I've always gone round
with you, haven't I?

- Yeah, I'm your mate.

- You've always been me best mate.

- Yeah, and you've always been mine.

- You know, once, I was
with Louie and Rabbit

and that lot eh?

We were sayin’ who we'd most
like to be in the world.

You know, they all said
footballers and singers.

When it come to my turn,

I told them if I could be
anyone else in the world,

I'd be Kenny Dalglish.

But I was lying

because if I could be anyone
else in the world, I'd be you.

But sometimes I f*cking hate you, Billy.

- Icky, Icky come on.

- [Icky] f*ck off.

- Oh, come on Icky.

Stop messin’ about.

Look, come on, let's go
back to Kidder's, eh?

Come on, where are ya?

Oh Icky, what the matter?

What have I done?

I don't understand what
you're talkin’ about.

What do you wanna be me for?

Come on!

I Know you can hear me.

Oh, well I've had enough of you, soft lad.

I'm goin’ back to Kidder's and
you can come if you want to.

Come on Icky.

Help us tidy this place up, will ya?

Look, what's up?

Come on.

What is it?

Look, I'm still your mate, you know?

- [Icky] I Know.

- Well?

Come on.

Give us an hand doin' this.

- I wanna go home.

- What?

- Are you comin’?

We could come back here next week.

Just go for a few days.

Come on.

Why don't you come home?

- This is home.

I live here.

- Don't be freaking stupid.

Why don't you come with us?

- 'Cause I'm frightened.

- [Icky] There's no need to be.

Louie's not around anymore.

- Look, I'm not frightened of Louie.

- [Icky] So why don't you come?

I'm only goin’ for a few days, you know?

I'd be back next week.

I'll see ya next week.

- [Billy] Icky!

Icky!

- [Icky] I'll see ya next week!

- [Billy] He said he'd be back next week.

- Why are you looking so cheesed off then?

- 'Cause he won't be back.

- How do you know?

- I just do, all right?

- [Kidder] Listen, he's got to learn

to do things for himself.

- He can't look after himself.

- [Kidder] And he never
will unless he tries.

- [Billy] I shoulda gone with him.

- Why didn't you?

- Because I wanted to stay out here.

- Well, could've gone with
him for a couple of days

and then come back.

- If Iwent home, I'd
never get back out here.

- I saw that copper in town.

I don't think he believes
you're me nephew.

[computer beeping]

- Hiya, I'm back.

- The coppers were looking for you.

- Where'd ya get that, Joe?

- Nowhere.

- Give us a go.

- What side do you wanna play?

Pitchin' or battin'?

- Battin’.

- No, I'm battin’.

- All right, go on.

Yes, caught ya.

Yes.

Go ahead.

Is that it?

Where's me mam?

- Dunno.

- [Icky] Where'd you get this.

Did you rob it?

Goin' into town tomorrow.

You comin' with me?

- Nah.

- [Icky] Bad machine.

It's naff, this, it's crap.

[metal clattering]

- Hello?

- Hiya.

- I'm going swimming.

- Oh.

- Well, I was just sort of passing.

Well, I wasn't actually passing,
but I thought I'd call in,

see if you wanted to come.

- Yeah, yeah.

I'll have to get me things though.

- You've got beautiful eyes.

The most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

- I'm sure that girl's bleedin’ mental.

- Hello.

- Hello, Jo.

- [Rabbit] Come on,
what have you got left?

- [Icky] Three guesses who it is.

What'd you do that for?

- Shouldn't have grabbed me, should ya?

What've you come back for?

- I wanted to.

I've come on a visit.

I'm goin’ back.

What's been happenin’?

- Same as usual.

- Soon as I'm 18, I'm goin' to Germany?

- Why, is there another w*r on?

- Piss off, I'm goin’ on
the billet in Germany.

You can go when you're 18.

- [Rabbit] I'm goin’ to Saudi.

- Oh, you can't drink out there.

- Can't drink out here
if you've got no money.

- [Icky] Screw this,
I'm goin’ back to Wales.

- I tell you what, man,

if you rob us a car, we'll
all bail off to Southport.

- [Collins] Yeah, go on then, come on!

- You do it.

- [Redheaded Boy] Come on!

- Now come on Icky, you
know what you're doin’.

- Looks cold, doesn't it?

- Good, I'm boiling.

You can look, you know?

I am your girlfriend.

- Shut up.

- Shut up?

Right!

- [Billy] Here you go.

- [Jo] Don't you dare.

- [Billy] Do you wanna go in?

- [Jo] Don't you dare!

[Jo shrieks]

- [Rabbit] Dickhead!

- [Redheaded Boy] You nearly k*lled us.

- Pile of junk, that was.

Listen, we'll get something
really sound to go home in.

A Mercedes or a Jag.

I love drivin' automatic Jags.

- Oh, we know which car
we'll take it, yeah?

Let's go to fair.

Icky can rob us a dodge 'em car.

- [Icky] Hey, just stop laughin’, Rabbit?

- Why, what are you gonna do about it?

- Hey, here's Icky's house!

[boys laughing]

- Yeah, you haven't got Billy with ya now.

You haven't got Billy to
look after you anymore.

- Don't need Billy to help
me stitch up shite like you.

- f*ck’ ‘ell!

- Just shut it, eh, Rabbit?

- Get off!

- [Redheaded Boy] What
did you bring that for?

Come on!

- What'd you bring that for, Rabbit?

- It's a warnin' to a dickhead like you.

- You wanna chuck it away.

You get picked up with
that and you'll go down.

- Don't worry about it, Icky.

- [Boys] Oh come on, come on!

- [Jo] Close your eyes.

- Why?

- Why you always say suspicious and tense?

- I'm not.

- Oh no, close your eyes then.

Go on.

And lie back.

Go on.

- [Billy] What are you doin'?

- It's all right.

- What were you doin'?

- I was putting a flower
on each of your eyes.

- [Billy] Why?

- I don't know, I just wanted to.

- Go on then.

- [Jo] Relax.

- What are you gonna do?

- [Jo] This.

- Come on, let's go home.

It's the last day with that money.

- You can go home if you want to.

- [Icky] And how are you lot
gonna get home without me?

I'm your driver, aren't I?

- Hey, hey, the Swanjackers are here.

- [Rabbit] Where?

- Oh come on, let's piss off.

- Round by the fun house.

- [Redheaded Boy] How many?

- I seen two of them hangin’ around there.

- [Rabbit] Come on.

- Where?

- Come on, just two of them.

We owe it to them.

- Leave it, Rabbit.

What if there's more of them?

- We can take them.

- Who, us?

- You what?

You could if Billy or Louie were here.

- Billy, Billy, don't talk shite.

He's nothin’.

- You can flick off,
I'm not comin’ with ya

just 'cause there's only two of them.

That's why you say you can take 'em.

If it was equal numbers,
you'd run home cryin’.

- [Rabbit] Why don't
you just piss off back

to your poofter mate, Billy, then?

Go on, flick off back to Wales.

We don't want ya round here.

- I am, I'm goin’ back.

I was stupid comin’ back
here in the first place.

- Go on then, eh?

- [Rabbit] Where are they?

- [Schoolboy] Well, they must
be around here somewhere.

- [Rabbit] Where, soft man?

- [Redheaded Boy] Rabbit.

- Oh yeah.

How are we gonna get them outside?

- Screw it.

We'll take them in here.

We wasn't gonna do nothin’, you know?

- You're soft then, aren't ya?

- Maybe we're not as soft as we look.

- I think ya are.

I think you're even softer.

- f*ck off.

- Ah, I know you south enders.

You haven't got the nerve.

You're all mouth and no action.

You haven't got the nerve, lad.

[boys shouting]

[people screaming]

- b*stards!

- [Icky] What's happened?

- [Schoolboy] Them, them!

- Shut it, you!

- He's knifed one of them, hasn't he?

I watched him die.

Oh he's dead, oh f*ck' ‘ell.

- Right, now listen.

We're goin’ to that
place in Wales with ya.

- What?

- Go on, get on!

- [Schoolboy] Oh he's dead, I know he is.

- Look, it wasn't our fault.

It was either us or them, you know?

Come on.

- You, you, you!

You, you, you're not comin’ with me!

- [Rabbit] Get drivin’.

- I've given you a lift home, now get out!

Get out!

- [Rabbit] Oh come on, Icky!

- [Icky] Get out!

- [Rabbit] Icky, what are you doin’ Icky?

- Come on.

- [Icky] Get out!

- We wanna go to Wales with ya.

- [Icky] Get out!

- [Rabbit] Ya dildo!

- I'm not takin’ you lot.

I'm goin’ on me own.

On me own!

- [Redheaded Boy] Icky, just wait!

Icky!

- [Icky] Jesus.

- Move it.

- Look, I'll have to go
before my mother gets back.

She'll go mad if she knows I'm out here.

Stupid woman.

- She's only looking after you.

- You're worse than her.

I'll try and come out tomorrow.

- All right.

Hey!

- What?

- Can I tell Kidder about ya?

- What about me?

- About-

Nothin’, I'll see you tomorrow.

- Yeah, see ya!

- [Icky] No chance,
you got no chance mate.

Yes!

- [Billy] Hey look, look at this one.

- You could run a chippy
for a week on that.

- [Billy] That's not
the biggest one, look.

- Duck.

Quick!

Hello.

Your nephew, visiting
at the moment, is he?

- [Kidder] No, not at the moment.

- [John] Your brother's child, is he?

- [Kidder] Yeah.

- Must be a very liberal
man, your brother.

- What?

- [John] Liberal indeed,

allowing his child to spend time with you.

- Unless you've got a reason to be here,

will you just get off my land?

- Oh, but I haven't got
a reason Mr. Gidson.

You see, you're on my patch.

And I like to know what's
happening on my patch.

I like to know who has and
who hasn't got a record.

You have a conviction, don't you?

For offences of a h*m*
nature involving a child.

Haven't you, hey?

- No.

I was convicted for being
in love with an 18 year old,

who was equally in love with me.

- This 18 year old was a
pupil of yours, I believe.

- [Kidder] Yeah.

- In your charge.

And now there is an order
of the court restraining you

from working with children, isn't there?

- Listen, it was a love affair, right?

Right, a love affair.

I've done time for it.

I'm no longer allowed to
do my job because of it.

I moved here because of it.

I even have to talk to
half-witted shits like you

because of it.

- Don't you bloody well dare!

If there's been young
boys on this premises,

I'm warning you.

- Listen, ya stu-

I don't go around procuring kids.

Do you do it, eh?

If you're in love with a woman,

does that mean you go around
molesting little girls?

- You dirty!

Nephews, huh?

Is this one of your nephews?

- Never seen him before.

- Well, I think you have

and I think his mate is still here.

And I'm gonna find him, see

- You're round the bend.

I've told you, I've never
seen that kid before.

- Well, maybe that's as well.

He's dead, see.

Car job, you know.

They couldn't get him out in time.

- So what you tellin' me for?

Billy?

Billy.

- Shut it.

- The way I feel about you

has got nothing to do with what I am.

I'd feel exactly the same way about you

if you were a girl.

- I told you to shut up!

- What have I done that's so wrong, eh?

I was in love with a bloke.

He was in love with me.

That's all.

It's just the same as you and Icky, innit?

- You what?

- Well, you loved Icky, didn't ya?

- I'll k*ll ya, I'll f*ck’ k*ll ya.

- Billy.

Billy.

Come here.

Billy!

You're going back, are ya?

You're going back just
‘cause I'm a poofter?

To what, eh?

End up like Icky, will ya?

Billy, Icky's dead.

I'm sorry.

He robbed a car.

Had an accident.

- You k*lled him.

You sent him away, didn't ya?

Sent him away so you
could have me on me own.

I've seen ya lookin’ at me
and I know what it means.

You k*lled him.

I should k*ll you.

- Hello Billy, you coming in?

Billy?

Billy, what's wrong?

Oh don't, don't!

[Billy sobbing]

Don't.

- I thought he was just lookin’ after me.

I thought he was like me mum.

Icky's dead.

- Oh Billy.

No.

But why is it Kidder's fault?

Come and sit with me.

- [Billy] He said I loved Icky.

But it wasn't like that.

I just looked after him.

- Well, well, isn't that
loving him in a way?

- We weren't q*eers!

He said he liked me.

He was always tellin' me how good I was.

I thought he was great.

- Listen, if Kidder has let
you stay with him all this time

and looked after you, like you say.

Then he must really like
you, even love you in a way.

But you can love somebody without wanting

to make love to them.

So, Kidder's g*y.

That doesn't mean he
wants to make love to you.

[melancholy music]

It's me that wants to do that.

- Terrific, come on.

- [Billy] Look, will you marry me?

- [Jo] What are you?

- No, look, listen.

We could live out here.

I could get a job and-

- Billy.

Maybe one day we will.

Maybe if I come back here after college.

- Where?

- College, I go to college in Chester.

The term starts next week.

I only live out here in
the summer, you know?

- Oh.

- Look, I'm gonna have to go.

Shall I come out tomorrow?

- If you like.

- Will you be here?

- Yep, it's him.

Well, you better come in then.

- Nothing.

- [Police Officer] Nothin’ up there.

- [John] Where is he, son?

- Who?

- Don't piss around with me, okay?

Nice little nest you've
got here, isn't it?

Outta the way.

Young boys with you, isn't it?

Hey, I'm talkin’ to you.

Young lads.

- Bloody b*stard.

- Billy Rizley, young lad from my patch.

I want him back where he belongs.

Where is he, son?

- Sergeant, Sergeant, I don't think

you oughta be doing that.

- You just leave this to us now, John, eh?

- Look, why don't you
just tell him where he is?

- [Kidder] I'm telling you, he's gone!

- Yeah, but where, Son?

Where?

- [Kidder] I don't know.

- Where are you going?

You better get used to this treatment.

You'll get a lot more than
this when you're locked up.

Nobody likes men who
interfere with young boys.

- Leave him.

- I said, leave him!

Stay where you are.

Now, listen to me.

He didn't touch me, all right?

Kidder didn't do anything to me.

He just looked after me.

Now, you leave him alone.

- All right, it's you we want, Billy.

So why don't you just put that down,

get in the car with us
and we'll take you home.

- Billy.

- I'll see ya Kidder.

I'm sorry.

It doesn't matter about you
bein' the way you are, you know?

They're just trying to frighten ya,

but they've got nothing on
ya so they can't touch ya.

- Okay.

Let's go home, eh Billy?

- Home.

- I'll see ya Kidder.

Don't worry about me.

- [Sergeant] Got it!

- Twat.

I'll be all right, Kidder!