01x15 - Nightmare Of Napuka

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[Music] James a misters adventures in paradise

starring dr. McKay as Adam Troy's nightmare on nobuta guest star pervert

marshals Martin Landau Fenton Pilar

Gustavo Rojo [Music]

okay buddy easy leg up bend the knee

okay now put it back you've got it you

sure that's what the book says like back against the abdomen if the

patient experiences severe pain well that's what he expends all right he never expressed anything severe what do

we do now easy we rustle up a doctor somewhere in the middle of the ocean oh there must be an island or a ship with a

doctor out of tennis eNOS all the lousy what do we need

appendix for anyway no good does our forefathers found them very useful

well if mine was still alive I'll be glad to manager attk emergency attk

emergency all ships attk this is attk calling emergency all ships

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oh he come now yes they get shuts off

mister second well is he now how do I

know where he is all I know it's where he isn't that's right here where he ought to be

I'm gonna raise I'm on the wireless you can't use the wireless this time of day now who are you clawing at someone else

would've accepted the Kyle had the risk that I did if Thompson has been caught nobody said

but if he has there with monitoring his wireless which he's received a message will lead them to the right place they

don't know his corner the boats registered don't you suppose they'll check the call letters how can you be

such a fool they look who you calling a fool when were you elected to the Board

of Directors around here I nearly mental suggested if he has been caught

look I'll worry about that when I know it for a fact I thought perhaps we might do but advised to make some plans a we

since when do we make plans you know I'm the one that makes plans remember I'm

just as much concerned as you are sir about our activities coming to the attention of the authorities yes you

ready we'll ought to be now go on in there and tell your girl to pick us up

some supper huh I mean just because Thompson's a few minutes late getting back it doesn't mean we've given up eating

I'm very much afraid Thompson's been caught what can we do exactly what we've

been doing up to now what second tells us to

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$750 transmitter if no one can hit through the static cuca photo the pooka

seems to be our nearest landfall I never even heard of it well let's see there French islands I

call the disappointment islands that sounds promising well I'll tell you something if the

pooka turns out to have a doctor on ER I'll petition France personally to have her name changed mr. Howle situation is

desperate well you put a sock on it to leave me alone I must leave this island yeah how don't so Scott the boat your

daughter in / idiot the leaders have

dugouts a fine figure you can cut paddling a dugout yeah you get father

one too we could easily get across the major to poach Oh lovely place it is - it's not gonna be cheap we could set the

conceal ourselves there until the island Patrol now conceal you mean hi do you

why because tonsils likely had a bit of engine trouble she's five hours overdue it's the engine trouble and you know it

now look here she's been caught by the patrol and the slightest doubt in my

mind they're on their way here now I tell you second it's criminal responsibility to force us to remain to

take absolutely no steps toward allowing ourselves to save us all right

it's a sailfin dugout and hop it what well that's what you're asking I never

go along and do it you you mean it of course I mean it

come on head for tipota hide in the reason for the dangers over know when stopping you well thank you we'll get

ready at once wait a minute who do you mean by we what Dennis and I of course

Dennis is staying here but naturally I I assume that my daughter would accompany

me well you assumed wrong I mean go on run away like a scared rabbit if you're

like but Minnis is staying here on the pooka with me innocently we get along

just fine what do you mean you ain't grinning so

getting along just fine what's it sound like when you came here tuna poke oh I agree

to your proposition for the solemn understand here look I know about the understanding and you subscribe to it

well I cancel my subscription I expect I forgot to inform you I forbid this second I forbid this now look just

because we're running into a little bother with the island Patrol doesn't mean I can't walk up to let wireless in

there and send one message one message you to put a noose around your neck and

you just remember that

it's a ruddy boat coming

is it ransom some breeding scooter to

Patrol that's not prompting come on inside

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Jean steering well whatever it is we don't wanna hear not now Anna I want you

to go out and have a talk with him find out what he wants tell him he can't have any and send him packing I know I do

trust you to say what you walk to and say it right and I go on just a moment

no look I just said I heard what you said so something I must know if I might be

quietly what

just now SEC it said something to me something I can't credit the concern so

he said you and him [Music]

I'll go out and take care of this young man

will you take my power

this is private property captain well I'm sorry they were true but I'm

looking for a doctor I don't care yes have you got one here who said we

did well nobody said you did I thought there might be one well you thought wrong there isn't a doctor here but do

you know where I can find one what about the Popo listen I hate to

disturb you but this is an emergency maybe it's not all in here where there's

a government it's been through an era tika there Atika nothing closer than that I'm afraid not you wait here Clara

thickest what about 80 miles from here do you mean to say that drop in for a

cup of coffee did your captain

what are you doing that's a nice nice business ship you got there how many

knots will she do I hope enough to get me there I think of before it's too late too late that sounds all this today for

what he's looking for a doctor it seems his partner's sick he thinks it's appendicitis yeah dear

that's not good is I told you made no doctor here I said the nearest doctor was an era but of course that's

quite true as far as it goes I expect you wouldn't mind having someone look at your partner now would

you what are you talking about well I well I thought perhaps your father is he

a doctor I thought you said there no

he's not doctor I don't know what he's talking about look captain it's getting on for nightfall and these waters are tricky

between here and honest Minnesota girl let's not be hasty huh now you know how it is captain would run

a chaps been living in these parts all his life well he picks up a few things you don't know you take her father he's not a proper

doctor he'll at the car with a diploma hanging on the wall and but he's pulled me through more malaria dengue fever and

snake bites in half those sore bones on feet he'd never even see why didn't you say that in the first place because he's

not a doctor Glynnis no no I give you my guarantee you ask up and down these

islands if the word is the ship for a sec it's not something you can borrow money on from Wellington to manga even her father knows what he's about license

or no license I come on let's get the poor bloke ashore huh

my father doesn't like people looking over shoulder when he when he's what examining his patients he doesn't

examine any patients he looks like he

knows what he's doing but you say he's not a doctor a long time he's been able to pick up a few things along the way

that's what's a kid said he's also managed to pick up a stethoscope isn't he

captain Troy if you prefer to make some other arrangements for your friend go right ahead I got a lot of choice don't

I

well you two getting acquainted iron oh yes for practically old friends by now

good oh that's what I like to see as there he stood looking him over yes but the doctor doesn't like people

looking over his shoulder Howard he's a bit of an eccentric you know oh no offense finis well you know nothing

personally just just doesn't see the coffin of strangers oh I think I'll go in and see how he's

coming along he won't mind that

well I can tell her that's doing well soon have you out and about

what's a bigoted guard and decide just bad luck for him I Nautilus dealt with

parkland do you mean don't worry operate when is it that nice we're supposed to

have our sensor a couple of house guests for the next few days are we and what are we going to do to entertain them let

them watch us make up our bales of coffee fly they'll open em up the appendix interruption you know what that means are you going out of your

mind do you want to leave here and tell everyone that there's a doctor at poker performs operations what do I could do

why would a man he wasn't a doctor he was I can't think of a single reason can

you know that being the case that's being the case if the man claims he's not a doctor why not believe course it's

really the daughter's been making all the claims now maybe maybe she has a reason oh she might simply be telling

the truth has that occurred to you captain Troy well all of us a luck charm

seems there's nothing to worry about after all you mean it's not appendicitis

every single symptom I know points to mini a tropical elbows have symptoms would strongly resemble those of

appendicitis captain what tropical elements well they all of them don't

have names to have inner captain you mean he can't think of one suppose I can see your partner is not suffering

appendicitis I coulda bit myself no other opinion I believe that his condition will be altered by morning

well I don't know what do you suggest captain I mean surely you wouldn't risk a trip to our Atika tonight 80 miles of

choppy seas with a sick man aboard one not if there's a good alternative of course God now I suggest you've got him

look after your friend for the night all right what can you do for I'll do my

best to mission comfortable why he knows more about native herbs painkillers and that sort of thing enough for doctors in

Tahiti he'll have your friends temperature down to normal by morning I don't you worry well I guess it's the

only thing to do exactly and you'll be dusting down on my Shack across the way up hey speaking of night of medicines I know something that

do you are well they're good right now a local c*ck of my own invention I could use one is it appendicitis yes can

you save him only if I operate like it forbids it

and it's out of your hands isn't it

information has been known subside of its own accord if tomorrow he is better

yes perhaps I can save him thank you from the morning he is no better then

what well then I shall committed my second m*rder [Music]

crap here we are captain this sulfur will have to do for you I'm afraid it's

not the Metropole it's silver but it'll keep the mosquitoes off it it'll do very nicely

well now let's see about that drink okay

tell me about Morgan and his daughter

yes sir there's not much to tell oh yeah I think they're well sure isn't

we don't know how long I've been in these parts I only know that my couple

of years actually we do a bit of trade in the coffee market nothing extensive a

little bit enough to live on was he ever a doctor oh dear Mina picked up a bit of

knowledge here and there you know how it is well there in our captain oh sorry

there's no ice yep happy days

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I found out plenty I did

Thompson's dead

right the Patels spotted him he tried to make a break for it and split the ruddy

boat from tip to tail on a reef bashed in his own head while doing it well at least he didn't tell him anything

look they get a little too close for comfort we've got us there are stumps around here how's that look for the stomachache

is worse yes much worse he is an operator on the swoons pasta

will you stop talking about that I look there'll be no operation here I want him and his friend off this island this

morning we can expect a visit from the island Patrol any time now he's moved it'll k*ll him well let it k*ll him and

look we're not running a funny home for the aged and infirm we've got our own skins to worry about now where's Troy

has he come to yet

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well have a good night yeah I had a good night what did you give me I feel like I've

been drugged correct yes here second surprise of the

drakes I fixed your I should have warned you they're a bit much have you never had it before I'm awfully sorry

well nevermind I'm glad I survived you know I must have gone out like a light and you did drop off properly I must say

but if it'll make you feel any better now your friends greatly improved oliver's that's right

I'm not feeling up too much you understand but run enough for you to take a shower take it that's great

there we go paulie's better huh you were right after all did you say

better yes he's better isn't he well I told him

just what you said mr. Morgan he's still sick but his fevers down he can't be moved

shall we how they can you hear me

you want me to take him there a tikka in this condition it would be m*rder your

Manson isn't slow on the uptake commander Solomon Jam if he doesn't snap - Oliver stays here I'm sailing there I

think and pick up a surgeon okay that seems to be the long way around what's simple Morgan says it would be m*rder to

move him and I agree of course captain perhaps your idea with is right after

all I will make every effort to keep your friend as comfortable as possible - your turn under the circumstances I think you'd

better how long will it take to our

taken back too long

and now back to adventures in paradise

to reach some boiling water

do you know what would happen to us know what will happen to that young man you

ask me something something about Sakata me I don't want to hear about that now but you must hear because you must

understand if you do this everything is but for nothing get ready to tell Fiji

we were

I need your help

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what place you think you're doing my father's decided to operate now look

just who do you think makes the decisions around here huh you used to the guy still there definitely changes

make what's been changed bring it I'm coming what's been changed

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I'm afraid to have to do this I haven't the proper anesthetic you're

the doctor Hodja I know you're a brave man you'll set

your teeth or you won't shout in the other hand

now I know this won't be much consolation but bear listen man peon can

never be recalled no matter how unbearable just a moment as soon as it's passed you will rev remember

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wazzle captain lieutenant h* main Tuamotu island patrol I'm glad to see

you maybe you can tell me right as I can tell you a number of things captain first however I would like you to tell

me certain thing certainly what things to begin with this vessel is the Tiki the United States registry and you read

and Troy commanding that's right how do you know that and you're transporting what cargo captain I have no cargo this is an

emergency I'm trying to find a surgeon for my apartment now look what's all

this about why do you check my registry in order that there shall be no mistake captain Troy I'm now detaining you and your

vessel on suspicion of illegally transporting drugs what I warn you

captain the charge is sufficiently serious to warrant extreme measures if you are unwise enough to visit I know

will you be so good as to accompany me

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approximately 2:30 this morning your vessel was making a Vander blue in the Strait of Tonga Hina and unloading a

cargo of contraband chin generate let me inform you captain before you make your denial that you were observed

I was observed your ship was observed let me tell you something lieutenant

remain at 2:30 this morning approximately or exactly I was nowhere near the Straits of vaanga here and I

can prove it naturally captain I'm prepared to examine any proofs you'd be you possess good are you willing to take

a trip to examine these proofs a trip where to where I was last night the

pooka and what purpose with this voyage sir listen my partner's very sick what I

told you is true he needs a surgeon you can get one to come along and come yourself I can prove

to you I had nothing to do with the smuggling of chin chin chin chin of it well it's in shark whatever it is in a

critic derived from the bark of the chinchilla tree it results in loss of muscular control by annoyed the news

nation and ultimately death what is the basis of your contention captain

that your vessel was used without your knowledge and consent are you then in the habit of occasionally means laying

your ship you do not strike me as being a particularly careless sort of person

I think I was drugged [Music]

that's him sack at the position you will tell me pictures do the talking my

jumpsuit morning gentlemen what can I do for you lieutenant for me Island Patrol am I

correct in assuming that you are Monsieur second and this is the mid-pacific coffee company I beg your

pardon

my question this year was I understood your question lieutenant but well I'm

afraid you've got me mixed up with someone else now wait a minute I might understand see that this is not the

mid-pacific coffee company well of course it is you just have to look at those side

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what's going on around here what is your name is here and then what is this

installation my name is McVeigh and I I raised some jute for the burlap trail you seem like

babe do you know this man I don't am I supposed to why you don't try anything

whether you want ever I am always shits

on with this crook boy captain where are

you proofs I left all of her in this bed in this room suffering from appendicitis too ill to be moved ask the other to ask

Morgan on his daughter yes I was forgetting one moment please

see my babe I should like to speak to the others the others you mean my father my native chaps no he needs bargaining

planner so look I'm by way living here alone lieutenant you're not in partnership with the gentleman named

Morgan who has a young daughter a young daughter bless my soul I wish I were he's even saying that captain Troy I am

unable to discover the reasoning behind its wild-goose chase you brought Nia but I now arrest you on the chart

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oh what lies beyond that that's it

that you spent a ladder tenant I went I wouldn't give anyone is unfamiliar with the terrain one chance at 100 ago I think you are coming you with the

terrain well of course I am fetcher they ran do we Gators no wait a minute you're not gonna pursuant to the jambalaya

have you any objection well no of course not I mean the man's obviously a

dangerous criminal in eight-penny at your service

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no no no there's a meteorite it's in the swamp look follow me this way

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Georgette's man with no sense of direction Ginny [Music]

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that's just

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all right we're turning the island over to the French Navy swamp alive now choice

choice boats down by the pier so there's no one in our way now so let's get a

move on and what about him

elack we're not running a bleeding hospital ship now let's leave him where he is now come on there's no time to

lose no second yep then look are you forgetting what you

wanted for our Fiji there's a warrant after you remember for putting a patient to sleep like he's an overreach dog I

didn't run even like one of those dogs for almost four years now today I saved

a man's life if those Frenchie's get out of that

Barca like that they'll run you up a gallows platform let's take my chance on that well I won't who needs you stay here and

rot there's still time

there's still time if we hop it are you

turning noble to that's a laugh well so we let your old man in are

looking we can all laugh hey guy that you hang around here on the kindness of

my heart well let me tell you something that'll do I'm not interested in hearing

the inventions of a frightened man our inventions are they here get out

well you can post what

I make no demands if you have done things to protect me

I've done even more criminal things to protect myself I won't ask you to remain

something stronger makes you want to go I leave it to you muddy

wearing your dead captain Troy that makes my task all the more difficult save it I think I know where the uppers

are more good good

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better hurry sack is hitting from the Tiki a doctor did you examine him please

oh not anymore oh don't do it sweet doctor there's

there no need to disturb him with the pentose itis I operated on him you your name sir

Morgan dr. David Morgan Morgan I've

heard that name before I was head of surgery silver Hospital

Fiji No

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well well now I was right the first time wasn't I will have us at that time we

will sweetie there's lots of ideas to left in the head of the chef row second ah come on come on into the sergeant go

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the incision was very good excellent doctor there's a need for hands like

yours not clinic it have a deacon dr. Morgan if there's anything on it I can do the vows for dr. Morgan and Vilnius

we'll be glad to do it you will have that opportunity at the healing captain Troy

I'm sure our authorities will petition Fiji to waive extradition [Music]

in a moment scenes from the next adventures in paradise

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