well i'm not the kind to kiss and tell but i've been seen with fire up i've
never been with anything less than a nine so fine i've been on fire with sally field
gone fast with a girl named bo but somehow they just don't end up
as mine it's a death-defying life i lead i take my chances
i die for living in the movies and tv
but the hardest thing i ever do is watch my leading ladies
kiss some other guy while i'm bandaging my knee i might fall from a tall building i
might roll a brand new car cause i'm the unknown that made redford
such a start
i've never spent much time in school but i totally it is plenty it's true i hired
my body off the bay hey hey i've gotten burned
[Music]
[Music]
eastwood look so fine
[Music]
one thing i'll say kid we get to see a lot of country when we go on these bounty hunts yeah cold i know but i always get
nervous when terry says it's going to be a piece of cake kid mark my words this one is a piece of
cake i don't care if we have to lynch cold
savers we're going to find that son of a g*n and that cousin of his come on get over
here hurry on up [Music]
all right i know savers is here and he's got out right out anyone spot him get on the
walkie-talkies fire off a shot let's go
[Applause]
stop wiggling osborne
come to me osborne i'd have you in leg irons nice way to treat your prisoner better
than the way you treated that town a bunch of farmers hey my folks are farmers they worked hard for everything they
earned ah i never took you for a farm boy munson besides you're jumping to conclusions
i'm not a crook sit down
let's move howie it's posse time legs outside with a mob of people from [Music]
gladstone [Music]
oh no
you're not thinking about turning osborne over to them are you that's not the worst idea the only thing is he's still into my
jurisdiction [Music]
[Music] oh look at that mob this case they might
have the right idea look at it this way cole if he did us what he did to them what do you think we'd do to him if we were them
let me think on that one now kid zebras bring him out we know you got osborne in there what are you gonna do
face the music called they're playing that tune with g*ns
jeff can we talk now we can talk
you look up someone's here listen sivers my gripe isn't with you now step out of the way and let me get
on with my business i want osbourne witnesses saw you nail it
that was in gladstone sheriff you're out of your jurisdiction here you see this is delarosa new mexico osborne stole the
whole gladstone city treasury all 800 thousand we want that money back you just have to
wait for the trial well i'll tell you one thing you're not getting osbourne out of here
let me talk it over with osbourne you just turned him over or we're busting in
[Music]
what you heard what he said you can't turn me on that mob out there they'll string me up well tell them what you did with all their money
and then i don't have the money get in i can't get in there i got close to phobia osborne i designed that small
secret compartment to hide prisoners like you from mobs like them shivers bring them out well it's either
neurosis with us or a b*llet from clegg
savers that's it
what are we gonna do he'll blow an order we'll bust the door down for him
no he's not we've got the road blocked hey take it easy
[Music] poor people kid i don't know if you've noticed but they're trying to lynch us
[Music] hey should we let us board out now yeah a few more bumps
[Music]
see kit i told you it was a piece of cake that kind of cake could k*ll you
[Music]
so [Music]
uh i don't get it cole your truck jumps better than either of these two stunt trucks right
that's right kid your truck is faster than either of these two stunt trucks right
that's right kid your truck looks better than either the
two stun trucks even with painting out the name it's still nicer and shinier right that's right kid well then why are
we going to all the trouble of rigging the stump trucks when yours is ready to go
oh i see say you have three trucks one of them's fixed up the way you like
it the other two belong to the studio and they don't care what happens to them they call you up and they ask you to do
a stunt that's guaranteed to demolish your truck so you paint the two trucks that belong to the studio to match yours
and you still get to drive yours home that's right kid now keep painting yeah
[Music]
[Applause]
[Applause] how do you know cult sievers is in there
his answering service told me i checked when i made bail [Music]
i jailed pretty fast osborne it's amazing what money can do jackie boy should get in there and get
this over with not to worry jackie we'll get our chance it's only dawn yeah that's why i hate
show business start so early in the morning
all right here they come
so when do we make our move that's a movie location
there's a truck there's zebras
[Music]
[Music] outfit yeah where's howie uh
he's over by the truck why is something that matters uh this is his helmet i got the wrong one you know speaking of how it's time he
broke loose you got to let him go yeah out of where uh pride a feeling of accomplishment a
pro who can handle this kind of complicated stuff yeah well he will when he's ready ready
why he's learned from the best you i mean don't you have faith in yourself since when does how he needs you to do
his talking for him well he's tried it hasn't worked colt he's been practicing this stunt for
weeks he's got it down cold practicing with my truck no with a stunt truck i've seen him he's
good you know he's ready look even if i let him do it take him 20 minutes to rig up we don't have time they're waiting for us
not necessarily howie [Music]
like a heck of a sales lady all right thanks cole thank me thank your agent from now on
you get 10 everything i make i'll never get past the poverty level i wonder i couldn't find my helmet
all right get in let's go
okay i want all the police officers who's doing the firing over here let's keep the extras over the far
corner all police officers with r*fles will be
firing from the right side flextrous stay over on the left you policeman with shotgun to check your
ammunition you'll be firing half load blanks
okay good luck check your radio
well this is it just sit back and enjoy the ride kid
all right hey camera b camera
here we go i'm sure you can do it we'll probably be
just fine probably just kidding
when do i let him have it when the phony cops start firing jack you do the same action
[Music]
perfect he's terrific colt i'm kidding it's a masterpiece [Music]
oh my god he's gonna k*ll us
[Music]
now somebody get a doctor see if there's a trauma center near here
[Music]
roger it's on a movie location a stunt went haywire two people pinned in the wreck did they give you any other
information carter that's it stop driving boy i wanted to try that once
well i'm glad you weren't doing this
stuff [Music] you're an efficiency expert huh that's
right so what do you think of this opportunity that we're giving you to uh see how we operate firsthand dr royce ah
qatar everyone calls me cutter cutter let me ask you is it really necessary to
have a surgeon standing by 24 hours a day you're damn right it is the first 60 minutes after a
life-threatening accident of the most crucial we call that the golden hour when we can utilize our emergency life-saving
techniques most uh efficiently cutter's terrific of course it would help if he had the equipment he
was promised well we can't always get what we want mr wilkerson we're talking about people's
lives here not commodities anything you want me to do when we get to the accident yeah you can
stay in the ambulance and uh out of the way
[Music] okay kids helps on the way howie jody can you hear me
it wasn't howie's fault yeah who's was it i don't know how he does all right
just hang on he'll be here in a minute
[Music] here [Music]
hey there's no way to get that door off we've tried everything from access to crowbars watch out stay clear
[Music] wow later go six
okay honey there you go can you hear me yeah okay gonna get you out of here now
good you got her yeah i got her okay [Music]
i got her
[Music]
okay go [Music]
keep him as straight as you can [Music]
be careful make sure to watch respect don't put any pressure on his spine [Music]
easy easy
diminished breathing on the right
110 over 60. what have you got looks pretty good over here heart and
lungs are stable alert and oriented how is he doc
got quite a few rib fractures sensitivity over the liver i'm not sure the pain is just from the fractured ribs
let's go i'm coming with you sorry friend gonna be kind of crowded in here follow
me
foreign
[Music]
dr john west 501
[Music] we'll let you know something as soon as
we do what's your chances uh i can't say 50 50. i'm sorry i just don't know
how often do i get a chance to talk to a real movie stuntman i just heard this partner the young fellow who was hurt in
the conquest yeah you can better say they're doing emergency surgery i'm kidding i think paul probably
doesn't feel like talking right now
[Music]
and then he said oh my god he's going to k*ll us and that's all you remember that's all
there was it all happened so fast i mean there wasn't any time to look around i don't know what he saw or who
at least after whaley gets out of surgery he's gonna make a cold i know he will
what are you looking for colt i'm trying to find out what caused the accident uh go back
you see something i can't tell go ahead
oh stop right there the shot had to come from above
thanks ernie what are we waiting for osborne i told
you before jackie boy just stick to the plan
[Music]
they've been in there with him a long time he's strong don't worry yeah oh thank god you're all right
well i'm fine hi did you get through the violence no i haven't been able to go through him thoroughly but uh i just grabbed
anything on anybody who might have a motive for k*lling you this sure looks like a lot
all right let's uh let's run them down especially anybody good with a r*fle uh
sharpshooters dennis watson the dentist
osborne there's no compartment here there's got to be man i was in it
let's find it hello colton's for you
me hello hey sebas this is ernie from ernie
salvage i picked up your truck yeah ernie would you believe there are two guys who want to buy your wreck
or no i wouldn't believe it because it's totaled well maybe but they're willing to pay
can you stall these guys well i'll try and hold until you get over here do the best you can are you okay i'll be
right there hey what's going on okay now gotta show us the compartment in that wreck
yeah hey buddy i don't know anything about any compartment the compartment in sievers truck
now how do we get in hey i i don't think you understand that's not colt's truck it's a stunt
truck it just looks like the real one
[Music] he's not very smart jack
that guy can make us not if he's dead he can't uh terry uh keep going through these
files and just got to be in there somewhere joey do you mind if i use your target no i'll drive slow
i like the way you think jack they won't even recognize ernie when they find him
we're all ernie should have known the salvage business is risky yeah that's correct
my god that's ernie's trucking would still be in there well guilty someday you'll forgive me
[Music]
so
we better get out of here these settling tanks are gonna blow sky high
[Music]
now let's get out of here
[Music] oh
you know one more time you're going to be eligible for our group rate keep that in mind are you laughing about
it no i finally did something right i renewed my insurance on the warehouse
last week
oh uh that's the uh stuntman that they brought in if i'm not mistaken yes it is uh how's he doing
okay for someone who's been through five hours of surgery five hours does it have to take that long you can depend on it we don't get
overtime
hi jody hi i'm glad you're feeling better thanks any changing howie
he's restless i guess he's trying to say something yeah i can guess what it is what who
did this to him to you yeah
really i guess i'm gonna get my bag and go get your ride to the studio with terry
colt i think i've got it bill miller remember him miller
yeah i brought him in months ago right his arraignment comes up next week you have to testify against him remember
he swore he'd get even with you and he lives here you know it fits with what with miller
good girl
all right hold it you see something i can't tell go ahead
hold it go back now frame by frame stop right there yeah bill miller was
there thank you what had to come from what happened
just cut your film fred
something's gotta [Music]
all hold billy you found me you're a hard man to get a loan bonnie hunter i'm alone now what hey
hold on that has gotten into you seamus
out of me in my friend i haven't heard anyone clown
you knew that i was coming
come on
but i ain't going to do it why are you on the set i came to bribe me and i'll k*ll you i saved about 2 500 bucks to figure that
give me the money to forget about testifying hey you should have called i had to see it explain i'm gonna try
the impossible going straight save your money miller use it to get yourself a good lawyer
no one gets by without a pass on authorization i lost mine who are you going to meet i
was going to see some producer glenn uh uh aaron uh
i don't know i forgot his name back it up and move it out
bye-bye hi cal uh the tech needs some extra shots he's
been calling for cold every 10 minutes for the past hour
hey how's my girl fine except for a headache what about howie well we still don't
know about him well i hate to talk about business at a time like this but we need colt's truck
well it's not rigged for stunts that's okay i've got to get a few extra shots a couple of run buys and uh a couple
long shots uh can colt bring it out he's still at the hospital
i'll do it you sure you feel all right yeah yeah i'm fine i'm out of here
drive right off the light let's go
you're the one that shot at us aren't you you better believe it kid why i couldn't get near the truck so i
had to get it away from the studio my only problem was that i didn't know there were three of them why this truck i left something in the
compartment
don't worry mr sternhauser i've brought other facilities up to snuff cut cut cut the watchful eye and the
stopwatch get rid of the waste
cold savers buck williams you probably don't remember me but i worked with you a couple of years ago
oh i remember you buck you flew the chopper for the clint eastwood picture pretty wild ride even for the highway
patrol thanks it was fun looks like you changed outfits oh i'm riding chopper for the trauma center now
yeah you like it i like it get a chance to help a lot of people listen i uh heard about howie i want you
know how sorry i am no thanks you know this uh cutter
seems like a pretty straight guy he's the best that's what i want to hear you tell how
i am rooting for him if there's anything i can do thanks you never know mr sivers cutter's asking
for you he's with mr munson oh thank you excuse me back i'll see you later
keep chomping on that ice it'll take the dryness out of your throat cutter
can he talk now ask him come on how you doing
[Applause] shot yeah i know someone shot the tire
did you see who would work osborne
that never occurred to me then it wasn't you he was after me must have been the truck truck
my guess is that osborne must have left something in the truck compartment like
what howie howie i'll squeeze my fingers
other hand [Music] what is it i want a neurologist to see
him right away take it easy kid we got the best hope coming take it easy
[Applause]
transportation a cow when jody gets there ever call me right away it's important she already left colt with your truck on
her way the set some guy jumped in drove away with her thanks
we'll only be flying a few hundred feet above the ground a few hundred feet i'll demonstrate how
we pick up the victims at the accident site and then fly them back here hey buck remember the favor you said you
owed me well i need it right now it's a matter of life or death okay i'll call it
backup chopper for the center let's go wait a minute this is supposed to be my flight to test the efficiency
of helicopters in trauma work which way to try south
when the company hears about this well you're an efficiency expert you understand probability statistics
and research we're about to show you a dazzling display of predictability and efficiency what
are you talking about dpq what's that demographic
predictability quotient how does it work like las vegas
you mean it's some kind of gamble i'm playing the odds they're all in our favor by predictability there's no wasted
money suppose i could get to the scene of an accident as it happens not after
that would take a fortune teller a dpq
[Music] where are we headed for a little more
privacy then what happens oh i wouldn't want to
run a surprise for you i don't like surprises
this chopper equipped with a cb yeah great put it on channel 19. what's that it's my truck
you know you're never gonna get away with this i'm doing fine
[Music] one more dumb move like that and that's it kid just drive
just drive [Music]
let me ask you a question why are we headed for san remo you'll find out soon enough smart girl
you just got your instructions buck do you know where san marino is yep i know where it is
now all we have to do is find jody in
[Music] time
where are we going osborne don't worry about it we'll be there
[Music] you soon pulled the trigger wouldn't you for eight hundred thousand
what would you do keep listening she'll let us know where
they're going well my life is worth more than this would be that excellent test of
your resources young lady maker right here me gorman street gorman you know the way
buck curry
here's the gorman exit you see here yet no hold it what's that
that's jody take her down buck
all right this looks private enough over here it's a nice place for a little
rendezvous what are you trying to do stay alive one
more time
[Music] watch the fish
what happens now well we have to get that backup car out of the way i'll try anything once
[Music]
who's that your old friend cult seavers
[Music] what now we take him out
[Music] i hope
[Music]
what do you think about that oh there's a stunt job waiting for you anytime you want
what are you doing holder steady buck get me down to the truck
get me right over [Music]
a little more [Music] faster you sure
okay
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
my leg i broke it you all right
dpq strikes again this is what i call efficiency
[Applause] tell me where the key is oliver i'd hate to beat it out of it
i don't know i never found it it was in my truck all along
that's what you were looking for you had me fly all the way here for this
well it is the key to your town's fortune the money osborne soul it's key he hid
in my truck a compartment when you chase me out of town and it is to a safety deposit box
well i don't know what to say well i've got a wild idea try saying
thanks thanks
[Applause] well uh how you doing kid i'll let you know as soon as i get the tubes out
well i wouldn't give for some solid food we should have the iv out by tomorrow morning really is that
great real food sure some fruit gelatin some glucose supplements
you're sadist thanks very much jackie
that girl's parade yeah i can tell howie's getting well she has a real
insight into the aberrated mind she outfraheds freud oh that's nice kid
say that was a nice piece of work out there severs
how's wilkerson holding up inspired he's writing a paper on the demographic predictability quotient
but that's a winner
on friday night at 8 ned bolton checks out some of the world's greatest players and their performance in one of the
world's greatest club tournaments in champions league heroes but next this afternoon the hero is batman
as the joker and catwoman team up for a crime spree in gotham
[Music]
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