04x03 - The g*ng's All Here

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there Vicki put this in a trash

compactor please the trash compactor

isn't working but no problem Oh school

kids

you can't I've been ready for 15 minutes

let's go I don't want to be late

am i hearing rights is this my son

saying that he doesn't want to be late

for school

I'm trying out for the volleyball team

this morning I should have guessed he'd

never get that excited about history

what's the matter tab car won't start

battery's dead Oh No

how's it gonna look for the substitute

teacher to be late for class

a right to note here Vicky hold these

into the jumper cables I look the other

ends to the car battery when I yell now

give it your full power my full power I

hope this works without damaging Vicky's

that makes two of us

are you alright Vicky talk about hot

flashes

once again might just spike Jamie Lawson

hey man it's no big deal so you didn't

make the volleyball team he also didn't

make the baseball team the football team

the track team that's enough and the

glee club once they heard him sing they

wanted to change the name to glum Club

well that shows you're good at one thing

Jamie fairly not might be a good time to

start the skunk breath you're sitting at

my bench skunk breath that does it I'm

sick and tired of

the fan wedge water-based shut up thanks

for reminding me

spamming skulls don't like nobody's

sitting at their bench you understand

yes sir beef mr. B's your business

poor guy fell on his brains go right

down well nice job with your beast come

on Vicky Reggie let's go sit somewhere

else

okay skunk breath

well I guess I figured out what I'm good

at

being a wimp if I was somebody I would

have stood up to him are you crazy

I got no g*n sure you do

we're not standing up to the Beast your

guts are stone the inside Viki your

brother's nothing but a big chicken

a yellow lily-livered coward thanks for

reminding me

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honey why what are you doing well since

your substitute teaching today I thought

I'd be a wonderful husband and cook

dinner oh what a nice surprise and I

found this great great recipe listen to

this duck a la France face rub the duck

with salt pepper and chopped up rosemary

pour rosemary

no no no that's a herb Becky you put two

cloves into one peeled onion and place

in duck serve with tiny French pity plus

those are peas and white onions peeled

and parboiled cook for one and a half

hours at 375 degrees and voila duck a la

Francis oh it sounds fantastic

how far have you gotten I bought a duck

why don't we just send out for pizza I

already did and you get to sit in the

freezer with your legs crossed oh I feel

great

on the way home I stopped off at the gym

for a quick workout oh but it was so

cute let me sit in on my exercise class

with me oh yeah Rick did you learn

anything

forget it Vicky it doesn't work I also

learned this oh it's that self-defense

technique they were teaching at the gym

you want to see what I learned sure okay

attack me Oh one of my favorite things

come here no way now I throw you to the

ground by surprise wait a minute honey I

mean don't be silly I mean I outweigh

you by a whole person he said he's yes

big guys always have an advantage

because it's just physically impossible

for a little person oh gee poor five

fell on his brains

how you doing down there Conan well

honey the point is that you you really

couldn't do that if I was really

attacking you well if you were really

attacking me I wouldn't resist oh yeah

well in that gauge cooldown you can sit

in the freezer with your legs crossed

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let's face it Reggie I'm a nobody a

non-person

he'll never makes any team have you

thought about the chess team

chess is for wimps you could be chapped

in I'm kidding

where you going Vicky somebody left

their jacket

hey Lance one of the screaming skulls

hey you twerps this is the bench of the

football team since move it hey trip

time one is moving one for number two

how come every bench I sit on belongs to

a member of the Kong family is that your

skull jacket well I just hey I didn't

know wha sit down the bench is yours huh

look I didn't mean anything by it okay I

don't want to trouble the stream of

skulls yeah it's okay this time just

don't ever let it happen again

all right Vicki right Lily liver sure

you bet oh man did you see that was

respect this jacket I'm somebody

how do I love the be Caesar net jacket

you're gonna look dead take it off

before you press your teeth in the

middle if you remove that jacket from

your body where I want to remove the

body from the jacket hello beef goodbye

chief I was just keeping an eye on it

for you we found it under the bench

nobody wears a stream and skulls jacket

but a stream in skull

regi do something I am I'm running for

my life you want your face one lump or

two

Viki help me help you I believe this he

wants this girl to help him

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how you doing down there Conan a foot

slips listen sister don't think just

because you're a girl you're getting

away with this not going to hurt each

other are we

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put him down Vicki man are you strong

whoa she makes a lot of vitamins you

know

BC and especially s for strong yeah well

I ought to tear her ears off go ahead

make my day I like this kid she's mean

run and vicious you mother my mom she'd

wanna be in our g*ng you want me to be

in your game not you sit ahead I'm into

her we need someone who could kick butts

not scratch them female member so we're

an equal-opportunity game whoa Vicki's

my sister we're a team if she's in I got

a B in please mr. beast mascot mascot

come to think of it we haven't had a

mascot since our rat died

well I'll be your new back I mean mascot

do I get a screaming skulls jacket do

are you 25 bucks all I got is 23 all

right we'll put you on our layaway plan

you don't pay we let you away

what about Vicky owners is free every

year we give a scholarship to the most

promising delinquent I'll be by your

house tomorrow to pick up the dough

great thanks beef so long bad mamma so

long zit head

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I'll be in the kitchen Johnny remember

yesterday when mom threw me down and

boost my elbow not to mention your ego

she was only able to do that because she

knew I was coming at her today she's in

for a big surprise

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Brown

I'm sorry honey it's just a natural

reflex action are you alright

they think a button fell off also on a

new one

it was my belly button

50 75 $1.00 there $23 for my sculls

jacket I can't believe I'm really in

that Club and get the door biggie

what do you say k*ller how do you want

your face one lump or two I really like

this chick hey did you bring my jacket

would you do knock over a payphone

no he knocked over his piggy bank just

for you Shortcake's hey thanks I meant

your dingaling mm you're looking real

bad

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[Laughter]

what about my jacket piece oh right it

ain't a nickname what happened to it

start run over by a truck it's enough

you should have seen the guy who was in

it let's get to school

I mean how would it look if I got a

t*rd remember we're meeting after

school to do our thing yeah

what's our thing no swipe some hubcaps

bust a couple of heads have a few laughs

oh you guys have a crazy sense of humor

yeah we're a riot let's blow

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Vicki what are you wearing my screaming

skulls jacket

screaming skulls what's that an equal

opportunity Club at school

I got a scholarship and Jamie's their

new rat their new rat mascot well I'm

I'm glad that Jamie finally made a club

what kind of Club is called the

screaming skulls come on honey it's just

a meme I mean when I was in junior high

I was in this club called the spiders

well first we were pretty tough kids

well how'd you come up with the name

like that we were all afraid of spiders

I'd be a lot less worried about Jamie in

this club's it was called like like

daffodils then I'd be worried

where is Jamie he went with them to do

their thing what's their thing swipe

some hubcaps bust a couple of heads you

know have a few laughs

the screaming skulls is in a club that

sounds like a game now you're right

honey don't worry he is out of that g*ng

otherwise he's gonna hear another

screaming skull it's mine

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hey meatballs you sitting in my bench

hey guys mr. panic slowly Jamie I mean

Jamie the screaming skull no no I mean

Jamie the screaming numbskull Reggie

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our GU ruining my image what do you mean

you're supposed to be afraid of me I'm a

rough tough vicious animal oh come on

at the worst your pussycat with bad

breath please Ranchi Freddie please okay

but you're gonna owe me for this big one

please don't please don't you stole

shift Turkey I was just kidding I

promise never saw your bench again how

even give me your desk back it's okay

this time because you're ugly enough

without getting beat up don't push your

luck liver lips

you guys go any questions

hey rat-face like it freak nickname i

meant it as a description listen we got

new plans for after school I'm gonna

break into the equipment room and steal

all the athletic stuff hey you're

kidding right

wrong defense that stuff for good money

and you're gonna be I look at these that

can't help you steal that's feelings

he'll do what I tell you to do rat face

I just can't do that beast are you

disobeying a direct order from Beast

from the spa if being a screaming skull

means I have to be a thief then now I'm

gonna have to quit well yeah there's

only three ways to quit my g*ng three

ways yeah bent folded or mutilated yeah

well I still quit here's your jacket

back kid you're gonna be like our last

mascot a dead rat I can't look

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are you alone no who's with you you

something purple died on your eyes Vicki

don't say anything about my I to mom and

dad okay hey mom hi Jamie we want to

talk to you why are you wearing my

sunglasses

why oh because I'm a real dude what's

wrong with your eyes my eyes this is

fine

Vicki I didn't say anything about the

purple one come here Jamie

you got that from being in the screaming

skulls didn't you yeah this is what

happens when you join a g*ng I didn't

get it for joining I got it for quitting

you should see the other guy get in a

good shot never laid a hand on him thank

you would you get the door please

hi Vicki hi jingling let me shake the

hand of the bravest guy in school

you mean the dumbest now I'm back to

being a nobody nobody you're the school

hero what do you mean he really is

because he stood up to the beast who's

the Beast

the leader of the screaming skulls he

likes to kick but it's not scratch him

sounds delightful

this is the one who beat me up yeah but

because you stood up to him everyone

asked us to do it even the principal

that's great he expelled the whole game

the school nurse forgot to tell you when

you came to Jamie I'm proud of you honey

but no more fighting all right your

mom's right about the fighting Jamie the

situation ever comes up where a big guy

threatens to beat me up and I know

there's no way to get out of it I know

exactly what to do all right I get your

mom to beat the heck out of

by the way Vicky while we're on the

subject you the screaming skulls you can

take that jacket off you're out of the

g*ng - got it

start it

and saying goodbye to bad mama

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