04x01 - Divided We Stand

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another word for our fishing trip

now that is ugly Prezi to you that worm

is ugly but to a trout that worm is a

Twinkie we're gonna catch enough trout

this weekend to open our own fish market

right so leave anything on the shelves 5

stars 3 boutiques and a discount

warehouse we even went to an army-navy

store

period tell him here in listing

why this sudden shopping spree oh we

need to get a few things for a fishing

trip our fishing trip yeah you said last

night that we're going fishing didn't

you

well yes honey but apparently you

misunderstood I meant we us not we you

the fishing is for guys you wouldn't

want to go fishing you don't have to put

these slimy worms on your hooks with

your bare hands and you have to clean

smelly fish with your bare hands then

you have to bathe in the leg in your

bare you know let's face it honey women

just aren't cut out for the outdoor life

oh really

I think we need to discuss this further

Ted I'll look honey I really thought I

heard Ted look how the veins are

standing out on her forehead

okay honey we'll discuss it first thing

in the morning that's better

women women

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quiet guys we want to get out of here

without making a sound hey you were

gonna talk to mom before we left I did

talk to her what's she saying

nothing she was asleep it's okay

I gave her a note with some flowers boy

there's more to fishy than I realized

two more steps to freedom walking in our

sleep

are we hey morning hon we were we were

just talking about you alright guys

right that's a fact man hey blossom what

you're doing is sneaky and underhanded

Joan darling I'm only thinking of you we

are going to be miles from civilization

what if God forbid there was an

emergency you couldn't handle it hon

you'd go to pieces I mean you get upset

over a broken fingernail when you get a

run and you're stalking Oh Joanie it's

nothing personal it's just that guys got

to do what guys got to do I understand

you do why should I complain I got

flowers go ahead have a good time macho

men oh thanks man you Vic fine see you

tomorrow night I love you

Vicki would you give me that bass in the

refrigerator get you that base on the

refrigerator thanks Vicki your father

thinks he's gonna get away with this

he's crazy

gals got a do what girl's gotta do right

Vicki right what do we gotta do you'll

see finger in your eyes a great place

right here huh unless you guys want to

hike up another mile or two thing

missing is the golden arch when do we

eat guys

first we put up the tent then we go

fishing and then we eat what we catch I

knew we should have stopped at that food

stand at the bottom of the hill fellas I

don't eat anywhere where they serve food

and bait out the same window okay let's

get to 10

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mr. Lawson Reggie I've done this a

hundred times

knock on the door openings on the top

yeah dad it's like putting on long

underwear and your head goes through the

flap guys why are we bothering with this

attempt anyway I mean we got sleeping

bags right let's sleep under the stars

let's commune with nature

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hey guys know how to go fishing right

child uh you're not supposed to be here

we decided that we wanted to go fishing

too after all gals gonna do what a

girl's gotta do right on yeah would you

unload sweetie now please yes ma'am

where'd you get the meal you should have

made us the greatest waffles pancakes

for breakfast guys listen

that is the coward's way I mean we

better catch our breakfast right right

let's go catch a couple of pancakes I'll

be back for you tomorrow for

Oh fine thanks Andy

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okay guys I guess we gotta help him with

that come on well Jonas it's easy when

you know how to do it but it could we

can handle it or they can handle it

we're just oughta be good let's give him

some room guys yeah I wish I had my

camera okay it's easy when you know how

you know you guys are gonna be real

comfortable than those mr. Lawson this

groom is hard as a rock

I've got very little patty guys we are

in the great outdoors here I know what

do you want a big soft mattress and

fluffy pillows yes guys we are Fisher

men all the fisherman needs is rod is

real and some bait so drop your rolls

grab your poles and follow me at hurry

up girls you're gonna miss all the good

fishing this morning don't worry bad a*s

will be along Harry will you take these

pillows and put them in on the air

mattresses of course this grants heart

is a rock portable color television with

remote control a chaise lounge

what no beach umbrella I don't believe

this

believe it

in this great guys smell that fresh air

I'd rather smell of fresh fish yeah

we've been fishing for over an hour

no I cooked is my pant it's great it's

just great have you caught any Jaimie

well I bought one fur over half an hour

Betty got away it was really a whopper

sounds like a whopper all right let's

catch some words of our own mrs. Lawson

beginner's luck

what'd you use for bait rigatoni

rigatoni

let's leave some fish in the lake for

the girls huh

but these little beauties on ice and

we'll go instruct lunch what are we

having with the fish mrs. Lawson oh

nothing fancy at all Harriet just two

Cheese Souffle in a Caesar salad on the

side don't forget the chocolate cake and

ice cream sounds yummy

chocolate cake and ice cream

we're gonna have cherries Jubilee but

after all we are roughing it

guys guys let's not give up huh let's

show them how real fishermen do it well

it is a fish some fishermen we are yeah

the women caught three fish we caught

this listen guys so we didn't catch any

fish that doesn't mean we can't eat like

kings what do you mean dad old dad is

always prepared what'll it be fried

chicken or spaghetti and meatballs

I think the fried chicken and now let's

say just forget it

meatball it's coming right up fried

chicken for you spaghetti and meatballs

for you guys it's freeze-dried you just

drop in water and voila instant lunch

mr. Luss

I don't might eat any food that comes

inside of his own barf bag guys you're

gonna love it

I'll go get some water shame I can't eat

this stuff I'm starving

yeah me too well I'm gonna go see if I

can catch some fish in a different spot

while you're at it I'm gonna take a

little hike to Johnson that food and

base - no / - Harriet a little sweet

talk from me

we'll be chowing down on some of her

real food all right

Oh Jamie this is a wonderful idea to

have a picnic alone with you now what's

so important you wanted to say to me why

don't we eat first

oh why don't we talk first okay well

Harriette I've known you for a long time

and I guess finds pinga hair for you my

little lamb shop lamb chop house with

the white picket fence and a puppy one

of those long thin ones that has a body

like a hot dog hot dog children what do

you think we should name them Jamie

steak and french fries Jamie they ate

them and you can have them all great as

soon as we feel our engagement with a

kiss

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no no I can't do it I'd rather fight

squirrels for their nuts I wonder if he

said he liked me just for my food I can

live a dad

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Vicki would you toss the salad place

toss the salad Thank You Vicki

all right oh very much Vicki would you

cook the fish plates cook the fish

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Thank You Mickey boy this outdoor life

is now well sure when you get a robot to

do all the work for you if the pantyhose

fits we're all right

Vicky from now on you're not to use any

of your special abilities for the rest

of the fishing trip got it got it good

good good luck hotshot okay guys no more

fooling around we're gonna do some

serious fishing this time we're gonna go

further up the link dad based on your

track record so far Reggie now go

further down the lake good idea we'll

catch him coming and going a scale of 1

to 10

we haven't stepped on the scale yet

still trying to catch a little fish are

you suggesting that I don't know what

I'm doing if the pantyhose fits wear it

I go with you Jamie wait why should we

take you I have some chocolate Cajun

here good breathe

oh that looks like a good spot over

there

okay fishies it's Chow time come and get

it nice juicy worms in here here here

take this pull me out

Mikki extend your arm out here hemp and

pull pull me out mom said I'm not used

any of my special abilities for the rest

of this fishing trip this is an

emergency

at your current rate of descent

you have only three minutes find

something to pull me out a tree branch

anything oh here oh you know us women we

just go to pieces during emergencies

that was a joke you're a rock and

emergency break a nail I know I had too

much insurance

come on Dicky let's go back to camp and

try and take a some way to save him John

don't leave me listen you can have my

half at a community property don't go to

pieces Tana I'm sure you think of some

way to get out of a little quicksand

just walk out that is a dirty rotten

trick

see ya hotshot

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dad we didn't catch anything yeah I mean

either she mr. Lawson what happened you

well I uh I I hooked a big one and it

pulled me into the lake and then it got

away

sounds like another whopper

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look at those clouds make it rain girls

we better get our raincoats missin here

right

oh I heard that Joan I didn't forget

ours there you go guys we are gonna stay

nice and dry

well guys looks like we got the last

laugh on them right

I don't think so dad wait a minute no

thanks we are roughing it hey Chester

fish the weed all is pouring on us

I think there's only one explanation reg

yeah God is a woman

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