03x13 - Oooga Mooga

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hey hey hey hey what's the big idea

short stuff present master of mystery

that Prince of prestidigitation that

Sultan of sorcery the great loss Oni

thank you for that overwhelming applause

and for the pretty lady in the front row

oh thank you sir if you want please big

card any card

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do you find anything on the inside of it

not a thing great loss Tony yet Vicky

you know after I do the trick

what a ham absolutely amazing how does

he do it in a second show begin right

after the great guy Tony finishes

reading the next chapter in his magic

book we turn to regularly scheduled

program I can do magic

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oh great news Danny Boy you're leaving

town I am going to put you up for

membership in the caribou Lodge Oh be

still my heart

no as you know this is a very

distinguished group not just anybody can

get in fortunately for you you know me

yeah well jeez I appreciate the

invitation Brandon but I don't think so

people that would love to become a care

of one Brandon do please understand I'm

just not a joiner alright alright okay

if you're not interested in furthering

your career with United robotronic s--

wait a minute wait a minute what just

putting on a funny hat and saying ogle

muga have to do with my career united

robotronic everything it's time for our

annual Robert Jennings day again

Jennings

hmm the president of our company is a

caribou of course not she's not that

stupid

that kind of time but every year we

butter him up by putting on a program

for his favorite charity that's right

last year you had that masquerade ball

right and this year we're going to put

on a show to help him build the new

children's wing at the hospital it's

really a worthy cause because this

performance is gonna be for kids all the

performers are going to be kids is that

clever very obviously it wasn't your

idea nobody stop me from taking complete

credit before but you know the best part

see at the very end of the show I come

on stage and personally hand mr.

Jennings to check you know what that's

called kissing up promotion brains alone

for a minute Brandon why were you I

would seriously consider joining the

caribou the key to getting ahead can be

summed up in two words okay loga what a

jerk

sure just may have something there it's

only ones promote it'll video a major

boss I'm not joining the Caribous

promotion a big raise and office with a

window if you think I'm going to

sacrifice my self-respect and put on a

funny hat just for a raise and a

promotion I have only one thing to say

to you

no Mooga

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Julie said totally the good news about

joining the Caribous I came right over

to congratulate you I don't mean excuse

I'm a woman in love Oh Jamie's in the

living room honey practicing his magic

whenever I'm at Jamie it's always magic

terrible wife I'm gonna give you the

thrill of being my assistant on the

entertainment committee I've got is a

ten

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guarantee well I'm just the beginner

just kidding mr. brindle gives you $10

you owe me nine bucks how's tricks on

your charity show well I don't really

need a new assistant

well I don't really need a magic act

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take anything we got some really cute

clothes look at all the toys that's a

great big doll isn't she pretty

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wonderful I can do that

give me an idea hundred that store

manager but yeah let's use the door for

our charity show

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I'd like you to meet bill Charlie and

Bronco the admissions committee of the

caribou time

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that's a mating call I'm already spoken

for

without big guy

give her there right over here Bronco my

wife made some hors d'oeuvres shrimp my

wife made these needs to be small I mean

these these little do the prawns

strawberry shortcake I'm gonna fight you

on the knee this meeting underway we are

gathered here to consider the

application for membership of the

caribou of Tim Lawson anybody who thinks

he should not join raise your hand I

raised my hand cheers I'm sorry Brock I

thought you were just trying to look

taller you are now a member of the

Caribous

of course you do still have to go

through the caribou initiation

what's the caribou initiation you gonna

strap into some guys bumper see what you

have to do is whenever you run into a

fellow caribou you have to hop up and

down on one foot stick your thumbs in

your ears wiggle your fingers and say oh

kombucha three times

oh that's very adult and bow in

reverence to your fellow caribou you are

putting me on and here is your official

caribou cloth what is this for

good wonder down there you shine our

shoes oh forget it Brandon there's just

no way all right

I personally would not want the

president of my company referring to me

as old what's-his-name mr. Jenny's calls

me old what's-his-name

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and now ladies and gentlemen before your

very eyes my assistant will float in

midair Vicki I command you to rise

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you say she's being lifted by rires

under the Cape Renee Jamie what are you

doing well if you don't let her down

right now you're sore bucks will not be

an illusion let's disappear disappear

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aren't you forgetting something I don't

think so well what what does a little

caribou do when he meets a big caribou

oh come on Brandon you don't want me to

do that in front of my wife it's

embarrassing do what if you're supposed

to whatever it is I won't think you're

silly

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now for the great moment you may rise it

is my distinct pleasure to present you

with your very own story what do you

want it okay right over there please oh

it's our charity show would you see what

she can do

oh honey the kids are gonna go crazy

over this just call when you want us to

pick it up oh thanks a lot guys

have a nice day that is fantastic

- be careful oh come on Joe it's just

like whiting my watch

your pocket birth my watch - you still

got time before the show to find another

ads I'll see you guys

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well honey I'm sure we can get it fixed

but I'm afraid not in time for the show

honey the kids are gonna be so

disappointed I mean in all the publicity

it said that we were gonna this

wonderful life-sized doll maybe you

still can

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Thank You Killian Windle and now moving

right along with our really big shoe a

special treat for the children in the

audience the fantastic life-size dancing

dolls

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except for one thing

what's that Briana's gonna get all the

credit me to gives that check to your

president mr. Jennings that's not the

way it's gonna work honey

what do you mean you'll see and now for

our grand finale the amazing magic of

mr. handle and some little friend of

hers you with the seats of limitation

open the curtains please behold she

floats in midair

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amazing illusion I will need a volunteer

Tony

I can do to help antlers haha what are

you gonna do what are the carrots for

seeds the trip work

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okay

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just in case

you have done this trick before already

only with carrots

okay ready mister real good so your

fingers

yes daddy but if I were you I wouldn't

shake my head

terrific

well that concludes our show ladies and

gentlemen and now I'd like to ask our

beloved president of United rogue

atronics to step out here and accept

this check are his favorite charity

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mr. Jennings on behalf of the Caribous I

would like to present you with this

money to be used toward the children's

wing of the new hospital you're building

well that's that's very nice of you in

the Caribous and I thank you young man

you know if you ever seek a change of

professions my company is always

interested in a man of your caliber

uh-huh mr. Jennings ah yeah I already

work for you huh really

I'm one of your robotics engineers oh so

he's lost in there no no no no sir ah

I'm Austin oh well then who is that you

know when I promoted him I thought he

was Lawson wait a minute wait a minute

you promoted him over me by mistake well

there's nothing I can do about that now

but the next time there's a promotion

you've got it thank you sir anytime

brindle

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that's it you're out of the Caribous as

far as I'm concerned girl pleasure

so relax Brandon don't lose your head

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