02x20 - Look Into My Eyes

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here's the TV show the whole family can

enjoy oh it's them the slime mutants

from Saturn it's about a bunch of dirty

space creatures who come to earth and

leave a ring around the planet let's see

what else is on here's the b*llet puck

when you ask for thanks Vicki Vicki you

have to pop it before we can eat it pop

it eat your heart out Orville

Redenbacher

see you at the door please Vicki and

remember to look through the peephole

first look through the peephole first

who is it Vicki Harriet's outside that's

a good place for

let her in what are you doing oh just

getting ready to watch some TV Harry can

i watch - I can't watch it at home

what's the matter as you set broken yeah

my mom threw it out my dad sure Harry

we'd love to have you watch TV with us

yeah love to nothing he did this kid

would you cool it Jaime turn it on and

now ladies and gentlemen let me show you

that hypnotism can be fun as well as

educational look into the eyes of the

great Rinaldi you are getting tired very

tired your eyelids are growing heavy

heavy heavy you cannot hold your eyes

open you are falling asleep fast fast

asleep and now for a few post hypnotic

suggestions you sir when you awaken hear

the word milk you will act like a little

baby and Madam when you hear the word

warm you'll become a vamp like a Mae

West and as for you dear lady when you

hear the word rose you will get up and

dance the tango area would you stop

trying to hold my hand in the popcorn

[Laughter]

you sir when you hear the word bark you

will act like a dog and lust but far

from least you sir when you hear the

word bananas you will act like a monkey

when you all hear the word stop you will

stop acting out your post hypnotic

suggestions and now when I snap my

fingers you will awaken

splendid did you know that Rose feeds

her dog warm bananas and milk every time

she hears him bond oh honey it's that

mrs. fern Wald from the Department of

Family Services the one that helps with

Vicki's adoption there's no problem hi

there Olivia fern Wald hello come on in

well hello Jamie and Vicki hello when I

remember this young lady from Vickie's

birthday party a few months ago that's

right I'm Harriet the vivacious redhead

who lives next door this is a personal

matter if you don't mind

quite a mind the more personal the

battle

she means goodbye again get lost hit the

road look into my eyes when you hear the

word Harriet

you must throw your stuff into my arms

when I hear the word Harriet I will

throw myself in front of the truck to

what do we owe this pleasant surprise

mrs. fern well I've come on a mission

there's no problem with Vicki's adoption

is there a whole contraire

that's French n'est pas we've been

following Vicki's progress closely since

you adopted her and I am delighted to

tell you that the Department of Family

Services has voted you the adoptive

family of the year congratulations well

it's quite an honor

well it certainly is and we're very

proud aren't we kids if it's convenient

my superior mr. Digby would like to come

over tomorrow and present you with a

beautiful plaque plaque that would be

very nice

we'd also like to videotape a small

interview with Vicki and her new parents

you know to show other families who are

considering adoption well that would be

just fine no problem wonderful then I'll

see you tomorrow

Oh will five o'clock be all right Oh

fine

Vicki show mrs. Broome all to the door

please what this way bye-bye

hi sweetheart

by 1996 hi hmm Oh

Chinese egg rolls my favorite if you

want to make yourself useful you can get

down five plates for the hors d'oeuvres

five plates why don't I make it six why

six because we're six you get eggroll my

own plate till mrs. for a mortgage so

why don't you just go and watch some

television television look into the eyes

of the great Rinaldi that's very cute

Vicky but I don't have time to play

right now look into my eyes you are

getting tired you're growing heavy heavy

heavy you cannot fold your eyes open you

are asleep Vicky take this tray become a

vamp like Mae West and when you hear the

word stop you will stop it when I snap

my fingers you will awaken take this

tray in the living room please

tray to the living room please

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thank you look into the eyes of the

great Rinaldi not now Vicki I'm watching

it you look into my eyes you are getting

tired very tired

heavy heavy you cannot put your eyes

open Vicki would you go play with Jamie

when you hear the word banana you will

act like a monkey your father said for

me to play with you look into the eyes

of the great Rinaldi not now Vicki I'm

doing my homework look into my eyes you

are getting tired very tired

your eyelids are growing heavy heavy

heavy you cannot fold your eyes open

really Vicki I know you will act like a

baby hypnotism can be fun as well as

educational you touched those egg rolls

Ted honey I only had one honest that

must be mrs. Grunwald I'm sorry honey I

couldn't I couldn't help tasting them

while they were still warm

warm

tall dark and handsome to come up and

see me sometime

come up where what's come over you

mrs. fern wall is at the door let her

get her own man

[Applause]

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Joan what are you doing I have to answer

the door hands don't stop it stop this

[Laughter]

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[Applause]

you are here well this is mr. Digby our

director of Family Services these are

the Lawson hello I've been looking

forward to meeting you

from what mrs. Ferrand Walt has told me

you're a very special family well I

don't know about that but we're very

excited about receiving this award from

you mr. Digby you should be oh and these

are our children this is our son Jaime

and this of course is little Vicki this

is mr. Digby well it'll just take me a

moment to set up the camera yes is this

going to require any makeup sir oh no

but if you normally wear it around the

house please do maybe a little eye

shadow I carry a deer this is supposed

to be just for our family about Vicki's

adoption so why don't you just run along

right hi I think he's photogenic best

friends I know everything there is to

know about her

oh really little lady like what well for

one thing she thinks I'm wonderful and

what do you think of 15 I think he has

great taste in France

would you like to Surrey beside Apollo

no twinkle little star how I wonder what

you are up above the world so high

there's the door now say goodbye

unusual child isn't she well now that

everything is returned to normal I

showed we have some refreshments Vicky

go get some coffee please

the coffee an eggroll mr. Digby

thank you mrs. Framm Walt

oh I'd love one but I'm on a little diet

I have to watch my figure or no one else

will well I've been some fruit baby oh

that would be nice some grapes cherries

a banana banana

[Laughter]

[Applause]

you chose this monkey to be father of

the year did say he was quite a cutter

[Laughter]

stop what you know what mrs. Grunwald

your fruit could I have a glass of water

instead of course I'll get it for you oh

don't trouble yourself

no no I'll have Vicky help me oh Bicky

could I have a glass of water please a

glass of water oh isn't it exciting

Vicky just think after we tape the

interview you will be able to see it on

your own television set television look

into the eyes of the great Rinaldi I beg

your pardon dear look into my eyes you

are getting tired you cannot hold your

eyes open and as for you dear lady when

you hear the word Rose you will get up

and dance the tango almost ready folks

Oh can I help you there mr. Digby oh

yeah well would you rot just hold this -

here dad can I have an egg roll have a

grape there healthier ha ha that's an

egg roll guess we better have my eyes

checked

yeah give me one of those grapes

I should alert you a mrs. Lawson that

when I turn these camera lights on its

liable to get a little warm

[Laughter]

how much do we really know about mom

[Laughter]

John John dear what has come over you

hey I'm sorry about that mr. Digby now

then shall we get started the sooner we

finish the better oh no I left the

videotape cassette in the car I'll be

right back hello this is going to be

such fun thanks hypnotism can be fun as

well as educational Rose feeds her dog

warm bananas and milk every time she

hears some bark

[Laughter]

[Applause]

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what is going on here you hold on crazy

I am NOT your dad

this is insane

stop this stop this instant mr. d*ck

Vinny really may I ask sir what you are

doing with my wife oh-h* are you talking

about play innocent with me

you are just dancing around the room

with this flower in your mouth and you

like a monkey well your son here was

pretending he was still in diapers

not to mention this brazen hussy Europe

by an example of family of the year this

all sounds very familiar I am the great

Rinaldi

look into my eyes you are getting sleepy

that's it we saw this on television last

night mr. Digby says is true then taking

most of the hypnotize all of us is that

possible with Vicky anything's possible

well in that case we have nothing to

worry about

mr. d*ck bees bite is not as bad as his

bark bark

[Applause]

well I certainly hope he's had his

rabies shot mr. Digby here boy here boy

yeah I got some kibble get hurt

where is he there he is where right over

there by that fire hydrant

[Applause]

ooh

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