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01x78 - Wallace Gets Very Cross

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x78 - Wallace Gets Very Cross

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[Music]

you wish aand new day everybody's here

to laugh and

play everybody sing

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H everybody sing

H so Lon I'm hary too my mom mom and my

dad are all there with me and you

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yay everybody

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hump hump from the

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ants one day hump's mom was taking hump

and his friend Lon to play in the

park humph is a furry thing j

Lon is a feathery thing

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fly hump loved to go to the

park so did Lon there was so many new

things to see and find there were

butterflies that fluttered through the

air

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there were little animals that lived in

the

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trees

look I'm a squirel

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now there were flowers so tiny you

almost couldn't see them unless you lie

down

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look and there were tiny things that

lived between the blades of grass it

looks like a busy road those are ants I

don't like ants cuz ants are creepy cwes

I don't like creepy

cwes why just

because but hump liked the ants some of

them were carrying things and some of

them were not some stayed on the road

and some went off exploring on their

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own they were very good climbers

too look there's a hole in the

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ground that's their house

I like

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ants there's an ant on me there's an ant

on

me what's wrong Lon an ant an ant an ant

where I don't

know there it

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is there there Lon it was only a little

ant poor ant

it was probably very scared to be on a

big giant like you I'm not a giant I'm

only this big except when I can fly then

I'm this big you're bigger than me when

you do that I know but you're much

bigger than an

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ant Lon decided to play in the sand

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pit and on the swings can I have a push

please hold on

tight but hump stayed and watched the

ants for a very long time

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H it's time to go home now and then it

was time to go home

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bye

wait Lon decided to go down the slide

one last

time and hump did too

and then they all started to make their

way home

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again what's wrong Lon do you have

another ant on you no you

do brush it off brush it off don't worry

hump I'll brush it off no hump didn't

want to brush the ant off poor Aunt is

so

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little I have to take it home to it Mom

and

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Dad so Mom waited while hump took the

tiny ant home to its mom and

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dad and Lon went too in case he needed

any

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help but finding the ants again was not

so

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easy there they are at last hump and Lon

found the ant's

home goodbye Little

Ant aunts don't have moms and dads yes I

do all kind of things have mom and

dads then hump's Mom took hump and Lon

home again

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too a brand new day everybody's here to

laugh and

play everybody sing

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everybody

hon Uncle Harry to my mom and my dad are

all there with me

and

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yay everybody s h

hump and the fluffy

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thing one day hump went to the park with

his

mom hump liked going to the

park sometimes he met his friends there

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too there was somebody in the sand

pit it wasn't a hairy thing like hum

friend Wallace and it wasn't a feathery

thing like hump's friend Lon it was a

fluffy thing and hump had never seen her

before she was playing with a tractor

and a

trailer hump had never seen a tractor

and trailer like that before he wished

he could have a turn with them

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mom there's a fluffy thing inside it

with a tractor and a

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trailer maybe if you ask her nicely

she'll let you have a

turn I'm going to go on the bouncy

things

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okay w hump bounced for a while on one

of the bouncy things

W

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wo but the fluffy thing was still

playing in the sand pit so hump decided

to go on the other bouncy thing for a

while wo wo he bounced back and forth

very fast he was pretending he was

riding on a very fast elephant

and then humford had enough

bouncing and there was no fluffy thing

in the sand pit

now so hump decided to go back in the

sand pit by

himself but when hump got to the sand

pit he had a

surprise there in the sand was the

tractor and the trailer

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they looked like a very nice tractor and

trailer and nobody was playing with them

now so hump decided to have a turn with

the tractor and trailer

himself Brom

Brom

Brom that's my tractor

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and that's my

trailer do you want to turn okay you can

have the

trailer I'll have the

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tractor hello what's your name

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hump what's your name

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pom hello

hello hump and beula played tractors and

trailers and made lots of roads in the

sand pit together let's play something

else now okay

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what do you want to play

bu H let's play

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this what's this game called H it's

called running around the trees blah

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blah running around a tree this is a

funny game yes I made it up all by

myself I'm going to make c a game

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too let's play touching all

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leaves hello hump and then hump heard

someone calling his name hello hump it's

wace and Lon let's go on the slide okay

okay hump ran off after Wallace and loon

but Bea

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didn't what about your new friend hump

maybe she would like to play with you

too buo was back in the sand pit hump

thought she looked a little sad or by

herself who's that yes who's that that's

be

do you want to play running around the

trees how' you play that I'll show

[Music]

you come on be we're going to play

running around the trees

again and they all played running around

the trees together even bu and then they

played touching all the leaves and they

all thought they were both very funny

[Music]

games hey you wish a brand new day

everybody's here to laugh and

play everybody

[Music]

sing everybody saying

H is so l

Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad are

all there with me

and

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yay everybody

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s Wallace gets very

cross one day Wallace's dad had taken

hump from Wallace to the city Farm to

see all the animals Wallace's dad had

bought them each a little toy animal to

bring home with them on the bus I like

the cows

best I like

tigers but they don't have tigers on the

farm Wallace they do if it's a tiger

Farm

haha oops I want to go to the tiger Farm

now sit down Wallace this is not our

stop you'll fall over if the bus starts

up again but I dropped my

tiger wa and then the bus did start and

Wallace nearly fell over what did I tell

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you Wallace's dad had to go to the

supermarket on the way

home let's play Super tiger hump that's

a good good game to play in a

supermarket but I don't like super

tiger okay let's just play wild animals

my tiger is a very fast

runner Wallace always liked to play Wild

Games my cow is very fast

too be careful you two you can't run

around in the

supermarket hump wanted to stop

running but Wallace

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didn't oh are you all right little hairy

thing Wallace had bumped into somebody

and knocked some shopping

over

Wallace it was only an

accident so Wallace's dad made Wallace

ride in the

trolley you need to listen to me when I

tell you not to run Wallace somebody

could have got home hurt but I don't

want to ride in a trolley oops sit down

Wallace you might fall down but I

dropped my

tiger

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Wallace finally they all came home again

I think we're all very tired after our

big day out I'm not tired well maybe you

and hump can find something quiet to do

now like watch a DVD but can I play with

my cow okay humph and can I play with my

tiger okay Wallace but it needs to be a

quiet

game

ra my cow is going on the

train my tiger is turning into Super

tiger super tiger can fly

woo Wallace if you can't play quietly

I'm going to have to take your tiger

away he's not a tiger he's super

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tiger right that's it thank

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you no and then Wallace got very very

cross no oh hump was very

surprised he had never seen anybody get

that cross

before no no no no Wallace I've taken

the tiger away because you were throwing

it you could have hurt somebody like

that you're upsetting your friend humph

and he's come to play with you hump

didn't like Wallace being very

cross I think somebody's very tired I'm

not tired I'm not

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tired and then Wallace ran away into his

room don't worry humph Wallace will

quieten down in a minute or two but why

is Wallace so cross sometimes Wallace

gets very cross when he's tired and

sometimes he just needs a little time

before he feels better again but if I

get tired I fall asleep

hello Wallace have you calmed down again

now are you ready to do something quiet

yes sorry can I watch a DVD now you

certainly can and if you sit down nicely

you can have your tiger back

too so Wallace sat down nicely and his

dad gave him back his tiger and he went

to get a DVD can we watch super tiger

please but I don't like super tiger and

it's not really a very quiet DVD

either Wallace are you very tired

no and then Wallace's dad started the

DVD and Wallace started to watch it and

sat next to him and played with his cow

on the train Mr mooo on the

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CH and then Wallace fell asleep but hump

didn't mind he just let Wallace's tiger

go for a ride on the train too