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01x41 - Humf's Surprise

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x41 - Humf's Surprise

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[Music]

hey you wish a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

H everybody

sing so Lon unle hary too my mom mom and

my dad are all there with me and you

[Music]

[Music]

yay crispy cake head is

[Music]

sad one day Wallace and Lon had come to

play with hump they were playing cooking

on hump's pretend cooker is it ready yet

needs more

banana humps mom humps mom we made you

some supper great they made pretend

supper for hump's mom who was working on

the

computer and hump's dad who was hanging

up the

laundry this is my special

beity special palities are my

[Music]

favorite crispy cake head of Mr Puppy

and orange F wants supper too yes yes

they want supper

too some for crispy cake head yuck

crispy cake head doesn't like it doesn't

he no that's why he looks

sad Maybe we C want something

[Music]

else maybe he likes an orange sandwich

that's a silly

sandwich but Wallace was worried crispy

cake head really did look sad why does

crispy cake head look sad he not really

sad wace he just has a sad kind of face

but I want crispy cake head to be

happy okay let's play making crispy cake

head happy yes we can do funny

things I know how to do funny

things I do

too so they all played making crispy

cake head

[Music]

happy that's not funny that's been

scary playing peekaboo is not

scary yes it is that's what scary things

do they jump out and they say boo what

time that's a scary thing I'm a fury

[Music]

thing but crispy cakee head still looked

sad you have to do something funny to

make someone laugh not

[Music]

scary look at me look at me I'm a knight

in skinny

armor silly wace that's my rubbish spin

not a

helmet that means I'm being

funny but crispy cake head still looked

sad I can do funny

tricks that was a summer

salt but crispy cake head still looked

sad his face is still the same I know a

funny joke why did the furry thing cross

the road to go to the other side no

to put a banana on his

head hump and his friends thought that

was very

funny but crispy cake head

didn't let's play something else now

let's play chickens and cows on the

farm

[Music]

okay so hump and his friends played

chickens and cows on the farm

and they all played jumping over the

cushions and then they played putting

all the blocks in a

[Music]

row and then Wallace noticed crispy

cakee head again his face is still the

same but to's always have the same face

that's because they can't change it just

like Mr Puppy and orange

thing but I don't like crispy cake hair

being

sad and then Wallace started to look sad

too don't worry Wallace crispy cake head

is Happy really he just has a sad kind

of

face but Wallace still looked sad and

then hump had an idea come on crispy

cake head let's play making wly happy

okay l l Doby

do come so

[Music]

Daisy I know what to make wace laugh

[Music]

tickles to tickle you

[Music]

see Wallace crispy cake CAD is really

happy and then Wallace looked happy

again even though crispy cake head

didn't I like crispy cake

[Music]

[Music]

head new day everybody's here to laugh

and

play everybody sing home

[Music]

everybody sing

hon Uncle har too my mom and my dad are

all there with me and you

[Music]

yay everybody

[Music]

hump climbs the

[Music]

mountain one day hump was playing a game

he' made up by

himself it was called far

away lots of toys lined up to go far

away but the big orange dinosaur was

always at the

front come on everybody follow me

[Music]

hump pretended the sofa was a big

mountain look out full of giants

everybody and he pretended his dad was a

giant luckily the giant didn't do

anything except work on the

[Music]

computer when they had all climbed over

the Big

Mountain hump's toys went through the

[Music]

jungle and across the shiny sea on a

raft made of

cushion look out for the sea

monster I'm not a sea

monster and then the doorbell

[Applause]

R hello hello hello it was hump's

friends Wallace and

Lon hello hump hello hump what are you

playing Far

Away oh how do you play that don't you

know far away is my favorite game come

on everybody let's go far

away wace that's a sea the bus can't go

there Wallace didn't know how to play

far away the SAA is the

mountains and that's the

jungle and this is the

sea my bus can swim la la la la

la can I be the

horse

but I'm going back to the mountains clip

clop clip clop clip clop no Lon

stop the horse has to wait for the

dinosaur Lon didn't know how to play far

away either hump decided that far away

was not a good game to play with your

friends I don't want to play Far Away

anymore so he took back all his

[Music]

toys and put them away away

again what do you want to play now humps

nothing I just want to play

nothing I want to play something me too

I

don't I'm going to play far away I'm

going to climb a mountain I'm going to

climb a mountain too

[Music]

[Laughter]

it's very high up here on the mountain

very very high that's not how you play

far away it's how I play come on

hump hump's friends were having

fun hump liked having fun too but he was

still feeling a little

cross let's go down the other side of

the mountain and into the

cave wait for

me so hump climbed to the top of the

mountain

too and down the other side with his

friends and they all went through the

dark caves

[Music]

and then they climbed some more

Mountains in the sitting

room and went through the

jungle help help where Wallace got stuck

for a

[Music]

minute and swam out into the shiny

sea Look Out full of sea

monster what sea

monster that one on I'm not a sea

monster help run run swim I mean swim

swim

[Music]

swim now run yes now run and they ran

all the way back to the caves under

hump's bed to

hide but the sea monster found them

hello everyone would any of you like to

have a little snack a sea monster snack

yes a SE monster snack I

would and then they all had a snack

together and now hump knew two ways of

playing Far Away one that was more fun

to play on your own and one that was

much more fun to play with your friends

SE monster snacks are my favorite

[Music]

favorite hey you wish a brand new day

everybody's here to laugh and

play everybody

[Music]

sing everybody saying

H W Salon

Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad are

all there with me

and

[Music]

yay everybody sing

[Music]

H what is his favorite

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toy hump had a new red airplane

[Music]

he liked to fly it around the sitting

[Music]

room and he liked to fly it in the

supermarket and he even like to fly it

when he was eating his

[Music]

supper hello hello one day Wallace came

to play with hump wall Wallace say hello

Wallace hello hello and Wallace's dad

came to watch people running about on

the Telly with hump's Dad what's that my

new airplane it's my favorite toy oh can

I return

please

[Music]

okay so hump let Wallis play with his

new red

airplane and hump played with his old

old blue helicopter airplanes are much

faster than

[Music]

helicopters my helicopter is very fast

too airplanes fly much higher than

helicopters my helicopter can fly very

high

[Music]

too

oh can I have another time with my

airplane

but I'm still playing with

it but I want another tell of my

airplane W

[Music]

is you can have the blue helicopter if

you want

to let's play something else

now

okay so hump and Wallace played drawing

pictures of

airplanes and they played cooking

pretend

[Music]

food and they played finding caves for

all the dinosaurs to live in this

dinosaur lives under my

hat and this one lives on the

bookshelf this one lives on the

cooker but I have to go home now

[Music]

bye come on dad come on

[Applause]

wace wace's Dad and hump's Dad were

still watching people running about on

the Telly but Wallace really wanted to

go home

again sorry about

this but

Wallace so hump's dad had to watch

people running about on the Telly by

[Applause]

himself and hump had to play by himself

too so hump decided to play with his new

red airplane again but it wasn't where

he thought it

[Music]

was hump couldn't see his new red

airplane

anywhere hump's dad was still watching

people running around on the

Telly dad my new roed airplane was was

gone oh

go water a go hump's Dad wasn't

listening to hump at

all Dad Dad sorry hump what's the matter

wace was playing with my new

airplane and now I can't find it don't

worry maybe Wallace put it somewhere

silly shall we go upstairs and ask him

so hump's dad took hump upstairs to see

Wallace hey did you see that last go

yeah but when wace his dad opened the

door he and hump's dad started talking

about the people running about on the

Telly again so hump went to find Wallace

by himself

[Music]

Wallace

oops Wallace was playing with hump's

favorite new red

airplane that's my

airplane he had taken it home

Wallace give hump back his

airplane you mustn't take things that

don't belong to you Wallace give it back

and tell hump you're sorry sorry hump

that's better but why did you take my

airplane I don't have one like that it's

my favorite toy too but it's my toy

really only you can play with it if you

want to can I

yes so Wallace played with hump's

favorite new red airplane and hump

played with Wallace's favorite other

airlane and hump's Dad and Wallace's Dad

talked about people running around on

telly for a very long time blah blah

blah blah blah blah but when hump's Dad

took hump home again hump took his

favorite airplane home with him too

[Music]