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01x36 - Uncle Hairy's Restaurant

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x36 - Uncle Hairy's Restaurant

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[Music]

you wish aand new day everybody's here

to laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

H everybody

sing so Lon I'm hairy to my mom mom and

my dad are all there with me and you

[Music]

yay

[Music]

everybody Uncle har is

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Magic hello

hump Uncle

Harry one day Uncle Harry came to have

lunch with humph and his mom and his dad

humph loved his Uncle Harry oh humph I

think you have a penny behind your ear

let me take a

look how did you do that

magic Mom Dad look Uncle Harry is

Magic is she he really yes he found a

penny behind my

ear does my dad have any pennies behind

his

is no your dad just has a bit of dirt

behind his

ears okay

Harry but your mom

does oh see here's magic

mom where did you learn to do that

anyway Harry okay

everybody Lunch is

[Music]

ready if you want to see Uncle Harry do

some more magic hump just watch how much

food he can make

disappear silly dad sometimes hump's dad

was very

silly after lunch hump's friends Wallace

and Lon came to play

and hump's mom and dad and uncle Harry

all sat in the sitting room and

talked and hump and his friends went to

play in his room my Uncle Harry is Magic

he found a penny behind my

ear a real penny

yes real magic men wear hats and they

have magic ones

I'm going to be a magic

man finding a penny is not real

magic that's just a

trick look at my

hat I'm going to be a magic man

too real magic men make rabbits come out

of hats and they make people disappear

too I'm going to make Mr Puppy come out

the a

[Music]

hat my Uncle Harry is Magic he is he

is look at me look at

[Music]

me you are magic really aren't you Uncle

Harry make me disappear make me

disappear okay

Tada Wallace has

[Music]

disappeared that's not

magic he's behind

you

oops see there he

is wow Lon you must be magic too you

brought Wallace

[Music]

back Lon has a magic wand does she yes

Uncle Harry and it has a star on it and

it's sparkly but it's not a real magic

wand it's only a pretend one oh that's a

shame Uncle Harry can you make a penny

come out from behind

ly no humph I'm sorry but Lon doesn't

have any pennies behind her is see he's

not a real magic

man butoon does have a penny under her

Wing no I

don't not that Wing this

one

yay

[Music]

yay how did you do

that

magic magic magic magic magic he is

Magic hum I know you are magic a little

bit aren't you Uncle Harry maybe a

little

bit goodbye humph I have to go home now

see you soon goodbye everybody bye bye

bye Harry see you

soon and now for my next trick I'm going

to make myself

disappear you are

oh yes ah look

[Music]

atam I've

[Music]

disappeared there he is bye bye bye bye

he is Magic a little

bit Al that and hump and Lon and Wallace

all played being magic for the rest of

the afternoon

[Music]

Alam

[Music]

Al you Brand New Day everybody's here to

laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

everybody

hon Uncle Harry to my mom and my dad are

all there with me and you

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yay everybody s h

Lon goes far

away one day lon's Mom took hump and Lon

to the park and Lon brought baby bird

thing in her push chair too look it's a

yellow leaf I'm going to keep it can I

push the push chair now okay humps I'm

going to go on the grass and look for

leaves it wasn't easy to push the push

chair on the grass but hump didn't

mind you shouldn't push the push chair

on the grass hump it's too bumpy but I

like it when it's bumpy but baby bird

thing falls out

oh so hump and LOM took the push chair

back to the path I found another Leaf

hello hello

hello hi wace I'm I found two leaves an

orange one and a yellow one I want to

find some leaves too and I want to push

you a push

chair this is a racing push chair

now I found a leaf

Loom there are lots of leaves near the

trees don't go too far away you two you

need to stay where we can see you okay

he vroom vroom

vroom vroom I found another Leaf I found

lots of leaves look at me

[Music]

Boom

Room

oops baby bird thing doesn't like going

on the grass wace because she always

falls out oh

Okay blah blah blah blah lon's Mom lon's

Mom can you hold this thing please aha

I'm going to push the racing push chair

on the grass okay Wallace but don't go

too far

away I'm going to put my leaves in the

push chair and I'm going to put me in

the push chair haha no wace you're too

big you'll break it I won't break it I'm

only a tiny

baby give me a push

okay so hump tried to push Wallace in

the push chair on the grass faster

faster but it wasn't

easy LOM looks a little tiny

now airplanes look very tiny when

they're up in the sky next means they're

far away faster H

[Music]

faster oh you're too

heavy Lon hump called out but Lon

couldn't hear him so he called louder

Lon but Lon still couldn't hear him so

he called even louder

Lon and Lon heard him Hi H but she

didn't come

back let's go back to the playground

it's too slow on a garage

okay blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah it was much easier to push the push

chair without Wallace in

it blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah and it was even easier to push

the push chair in the playground

faster faster hum Wallace where's Lon I

thought you were all playing

together hump stopped pushing Wallace

and looked for

Lon but he couldn't see her

anywhere and neither could

Wallace and then they did see

her there she

is

[Music]

look oh my Lon

Lon Lon lon

l oh Lon I told you to play where we

could see you oh look how far we are

from the playground now wow Lon looked

and humen Wallace looked too the

playground did look very tiny and very

far

away sorry Mom I wasn't looking at the

playground I was only looking at the

leaves but you need to look at where

you're going too Lon oh I think maybe

it's time to go home now

okay wao

oh no I broke it I broke it no you

didn't you only tipped it over

[Music]

oh but it's only for baby bird thing

really and for

leaves yes and for

[Music]

leaves so Lon put baby bird thing back

in the push chair with all the leaves

and they all pushed her home

[Music]

again hey you wish a brand new day

everybody's here to laugh and

play everybody

[Music]

sing everybody say

h so l

Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad are

all there with me

and

[Music]

yay everybody

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s Wallace gets very

cross one day Wallace's dad had taken

hump from Wallace to the city Farm to

see all the animals Wallace's dad had

bought the each a little toy animal to

bring home with them on the bus I like

the cows

best I like

tigers but they don't have tigers on the

farm Wallace they do if it's a tiger

Farm

haha oops I want to go to the tiger Farm

now sit down Wallace this is not our

stop you'll fall over if the bus starts

up again but I dropped my

tiger wa and then the bus did start and

Wallace nearly fell over what did I tell

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you Wallace's dad had to go to the

supermarket on the way

home let's play Super tiger hump that's

a good good game to play in a

supermarket but I don't like super

tiger okay let's just play wild animals

my tiger is a very fast

runner Wallace always liked to play Wild

Games my cow is very fast

too be careful you two you can't run

around in the

supermarket hump wanted to stop

running but Wallace

[Music]

didn't oh are you all right little hair

thing Wallace had bumped into somebody

and knocked some shopping

over

Wallace it was only an

accident so Wallace's dad made Wallace

ride in the

trolley you need to listen to me when I

tell you not to run Wallace somebody

could have got hurt but I don't want to

ride in a trolley oops sit down Wallace

you might fall down but I dropped my

tiger

[Music]

Wallace finally they all came home again

I think we're all very tired after our

big day out I'm not tired well maybe you

and humph can find something quiet to do

now like watch a DVD but can I play with

my cow okay humph and can I play with my

tiger okay Wallace but it needs to be a

quiet

game

ra my cow is going on the train CH my

tiger is turning into Super tiger super

tiger can fly

woo Wallace if you can't play quietly

I'm going to have to take your tiger

away he's not a tiger he's super

[Music]

tiger right that's it thank

[Music]

you no and then Wallace got very very

cross no

hump was very

surprised he had never seen anybody get

that cross

before no no no no Wallace I've taken

the tiger away because you were throwing

it you could have hurt somebody like

that you're upsetting your friend humph

and he's come to play with you hump

didn't like Wallace being very

cross I think somebody's very tired I'm

not tired I'm not

[Music]

tired and then Wallace ran away into his

room don't worry humph Wallace will

quieten down in a minute or two but why

is Wallace so cross sometimes Wallace

gets very cross when he's tired and

sometimes he just needs a little time

before he feels better again but if I

get tired I fall asleep

hello Wallace have you calm down again

now are you ready to do something quiet

yes sorry can I watch a DVD now you

certainly can and if you sit down nicely

you can have your tiger back

too so Wallace sat down nicely and and

his dad gave him back his tiger and he

went to get a DVD can we watch super

tiger please but I don't like super

tiger and it's not really a very quiet

DVD

either Wallace are you very tired

no and then Wallace's dad started the

DVD and Wallace started to watch it and

hump sat next to him and played with his

cow on the train Mr mooo on the

[Music]

CH and then Wallace fell asleep but hump

didn't mind he just let Wallace's tiger

go for a ride on the train too