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01x55 - Loon's Treasure

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x55 - Loon's Treasure

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[Music]

hey you wish a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody sing

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H

everybody so Lon unle hary to my mom mom

and my dad are all there with me and you

[Music]

[Music]

yay lon's push

[Music]

chair one day hump was playing with his

friend Lon Lon was taking baby bird

thing for a walk and hump was helping

come on

hump

[Music]

whoops poor baby bird

thing poor baby bird

thing there there there there

there can I have a turn pushing the push

CH now but I'm playing with it and you

have to say please mon you always have

to say please and thank you or you're

not

polite that means people don't like

you Lon knew lots of things that hump

didn't

know

[Music]

oops can I have a turn with the push

chair now

please okay thank you

Lon do you still like

me yes but I like you better when it's

my

turn oh sorry you two but we have to go

to the supermarket to get a few bits and

pieces for our

[Music]

tea so hump and Lon and lon's mom went

to the supermarket and hump pushed baby

bird thing in the push

chair mom's are supposed to push the

push chair

that's like pushing the push chair

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too can I have another turn with the

push chair now

please

okay maybe you'd like to help me push

the trolley

[Music]

hump so Lon pushed baby bird thing in

the push chair

and hump helped lon's mom push the

[Music]

trolley and lon's Mom put the shopping

in it thank you hump this way

now it wasn't easy to push the big

[Music]

trolley hump had to be very careful not

to bump into things

[Music]

but hump didn't mind pushing the trolley

was

[Music]

fun oh would you like to get a bag of

pasta for me from down there hump oh now

let's see what

[Music]

else can I ever go pushing the train now

hump

okay but Lon you didn't say

please that's okay I just forgot it's

okay if you forget sometimes people

still like you

oh oh sorry careful Lon I'm so

sorry it was not easy to push the big

trolley I still like you

[Music]

[Applause]

Lon I know let's put baby bird thing in

the trolley

but what can I push in the push

chair

um I know maybe we can both push the

trolley

together okay thank you you don't have

to say that all the

time baby bird thing wants to ride in

the trolley please

Mom come on then baby bird

thing so hump and Lon pushed the big

rolly

together what about your push chair

Lon but we both went to push the

trolley so lon's Mom put the push chair

in the trolley and hump and Lon pushed

the trolley

together on the way home lon's Mom

carried the shopping and hump and Lon

pushed baby birding in the push chair

together

I like you being my friend Lon I like

you being my friend

too hi Dad hello hump and then it was

time for hump to go home goodbye Lon

[Music]

goodbye Uncle

Harry hello humph where have you been I

went to the supermarket with Lon we

pushed the trolley together supper's

ready

humph M that smells very good is there

enough for me too of course there

is Uncle Harry you forgot to say

please oops you're right hump it is

always much nicer to say please don't

worry UNC Uncle Harry I still like you

and humps gave Uncle Harry a big hug to

show him that he's still liked him even

if he did forget to say please and thank

you

[Music]

sometimes you wish a brand new day

everybody's here to laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

everybody

won Uncle Harry to my mom and my dad are

all there with me

and

[Music]

yay everybody say h

lon's

[Music]

house one day hump's Mom took hump

downstairs to play with

Lon I'm

flying let's see if you can fly all the

way to lon's door shall

[Music]

we hello hi hello hum hello I made a

house come and see she's been working on

it all

morning lon's house was under the

kitchen table my mom helped me put the

blanket on top to make the

[Music]

walls that's the cooker and this is

where I keep the tea

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set and this is where I keep the

helicopters and this is where baby

birthing goes to sleep oh I need to get

baby bird

thing blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah hump liked playing with Lon they

always made up lots of funny games

together he decided to play drinking

tea okay humps I've got baby bird thing

now and we have to I'm playing drinking

tea but it's not tea time now hump we

have to get baby bird thing ready for

bed oh hump didn't mind he liked playing

getting baby bird thing ready for bed

too baby bird thing is very

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sleepy oh gets her bed ready wait humph

first we have to give baby birthing a

bath oh hump didn't mind he liked

playing giving baby bird thing a bath

too scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub

dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry

dry it's time to go to bed now baby bird

thing don't forget to brush your beak

brush brush

brush good

night good

[Music]

night why

we forgot to have supper supper wake up

baby bird thinging time to have

supper I'm going to kick

[Music]

supper that's not the cooker hump the

other chair is the cooker hump didn't

mind which chair was the cooker he just

wanted to play cooking supper for baby

bird thing let's have pineapple

you can't have pineapple for saer hump

that's

silly you have to have

sausages hump liked playing with Lon but

he didn't like being told what to play

all the time but I like cooking

pineapple but that's a silly sucker hump

you have to cook

sausages pineapple

sausages pineapple

[Music]

it's my turn with the frying pan now so

hump let Lon have the frying pan but he

did

[Music]

mind I don't want to play in your house

anymore so hump decided to make his own

house

instead he looked around lon's kitchen

but he couldn't see see another good

place to make a

house blah blah he looked in lon's

sitting room too but he couldn't see

another good place to make a house there

[Music]

either so hump looked in lon's room and

he did see a good place to make a

house under lon's bed hump and then he

heard Lon calling him hump where are you

what are you doing under there this is

my

house but don't you want to play in my

house

anymore you can use the frying

pan you can cook pineapple for supper

but you keep telling me what to play oh

what do you want to play I don't know

what do you want to play I don't know D

you want to play wear a flying pan on

your head that's a silly

game

okay so hump and Lon went back to lon's

house and Lon wore the frying pan on her

[Music]

head and humph wore the sauce

pan let's play some more silly games

okay let's play put the pineapple to

bed and put the sausage to bed

[Music]

too and let's play give the helicopter a

bath scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub and

they made up lots of funny games

together and nobody told anybody else

what to play for the rest of the

afternoon

[Music]

hey you wish a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody

[Music]

sing everybody sing

h w

Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad are

all there with me

and

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yay everybody

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sing hump's

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dog one day hump was taking all the toys

out of his toy box when he noticed

something right at the

bottom my dog with

wheels hump liked his dog with wheels he

had had it since he was a baby come on

doggy let's go for a

walk it made a very funny sound when you

pulled it

along hello hump shall we go to the park

can I take my dog with

wheels of course you you can as long as

you look after him sit

stay good

dog oh

Dad so hump's dad took hump to the park

and hump took his dog with

wheels Lon was in the park too with her

mom hi Lon hi hump what's that that's my

dog with wheels listen it makes a funny

sound it sounds like he's

barking it looks like a baby toy I had a

toy like that when I was a baby hump had

had his dog with Will since he was a

baby too but he didn't say

anything I can go very high in the

climbing frame

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Lon wanted to play on the climbing frame

so hump went to play on the climbing

frame too I can climb very high

too and then they played on the bouncy

things I'm riding back to my castle I am

riding back to my castle

too and they played King of the benches

too I'm a king but you need a

crown I'm I've got an invisible crown

that means you can't see it is that like

pretend yes it means pretend that you

can't see

it I've got an invisible Crown

too hump left his dog with wheels under

the

slide bye

hump bye and when it was time to go home

hump still left

there where's your talk hump I don't

remember so hump's dad helped him look

for his dog with wheels he looked under

the

bench and all around the

playground including the sand pit but

they didn't look under the

slide they couldn't find it

anywhere sorry humph so they went home

home without

it what a shame you lost your toy dog

hump you've had that since you were one

but hump didn't mind he didn't need to

play with baby toys

anymore shall I help you put some toys

away

[Music]

okay hump and his dad put all the toys

back in the toy box together but there

was one toy they couldn't put in the toy

box

anymore hump kept thinking about his dog

with

wheels he felt very sad he liked his dog

with wheels even if it was a baby

toy so humph went to find his dad oh

hello

humph what's up I don't want my looked

be in the park but we looked everywhere

for it hump we couldn't find it we

didn't look under the slide oh so hump's

dad took hump back to the park again and

hump ran over to the slide and looked

under

[Music]

it but the dog with wheels wasn't

[Music]

there and then hump's dog with wheels

came rolling down the

slide hello H look what I

found somebody left in the

park that's my dog with wheels I left

this in the

Park oh is it really yours humph yes it

is but can I play with it too okay

Willis yay

come on

[Music]

doy so hump and Wallace played with

hump's dog with

wheels they made it go down the

[Applause]

slide and they took it across the

grass and between the big

rocks and then it was time to go home

again I wish I had a dog with wheels

like you hump I like my dog with wheels

too I've had it since I was a baby hump

was very glad his dog with wheels wasn't

lost anymore

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