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02x08 - It's In The Bag/Are We There Yet?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Esme & Roy". Aired: August 18, 2018 – February 4, 2021.*
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Follows a young girl named Esme and her best monster friend, Roy, the most in-demand "monstersitters" in Monsterdale, a town populated mostly by colorful monsters.

02x08 - It's In The Bag/Are We There Yet?

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[Music]

it's in the bag

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okay Roy we've gotten one more thing on

our shopping list it's tasted meatballs

please say meatballs

meatballs

how many containers can I get 5 10 100

you can pick one container Roy one

container got it hmm I think I'll get

spicy meatballs no mini meatballs no

spicy meatballs

what do you think tummy spicy or mini

I knew you'd have the answer spicy is

we've got a monster to watch

yes today we're watching Hugo

let's go

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big swim that's right figgles you're

going swimming and I'm staying here with

as

wait

come on in Monster sitters

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what tonight I'm going to Simon's house

for a sleepover oh I can't wait

while I'm gone do you think you could

help Hugo pack for a sleepover sure

thing Mr ooga now remember kiddo you're

only going for one night so just pack

the things you really need okay okay

well it's time to take fig to her ooga

Beluga swim class

see you later don't you just love

Monsters come on as mean Roy let's go

pack for my sleepover

so what are you gonna bring to Simon's

house

hmm let's see

I need a hairbrush for my hair you're

coming too Mr bear we've been friends

since way back when so I take him

everywhere I need this plant I need this

bat and I need my magic hat cause you

really never know we might do a magic

show next I'll need some PJs but this

one's a tough call Dino's trains are

fishies oh I'll just take them all when

you're back in for a sleepover it's best

to be prepared when in doubt don't leave

it loud It's good to know it's there

looks like a lot of stuff do you think

he's almost done

this way don't be silly I've only just

begun the next thing that I'll do is

pick my favorite toys when these ones

stack they click and click I love that

funny noise I'll take this and I'll take

these I'll take my roller skates and

skis fuzzy socks and warm my toes and

just in case some extra clothes cluster

fact number 603 hookah monsters like to

be prepared that's right when you're

back in for a sleepover it's best to be

prepared

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is there

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um how many nights is he going for only

one

Hugo this is way too much stuff

your dad said you could only bring the

things you really need remember

yeah I remember I have an idea

you can use this bag to pack for your

sleepover

everything into that one little bag

uh-huh ah okay

good thinking it's me now Hugo will only

be able to bring the things he really

needs I'm all packed

see I fit everything in my bag

what do we do with me Hugo still has way

too much stuff for a sleepover don't

worry big guy I've got another idea

[Music]

for every Monster's favorite game show

I really need this for your sleepover

spotlight

okay Hugo let's start with an easy

question for your sleepover do you

really need to bring a rubber chicken

this is way too easy yes what Hugo why

do you need to bring a rubber chicken

well what if Simon and I are trying to

make each other laugh but no matter what

we do we can I'll take out the rubber

chicken and Simon will crack up cause

Rubber Chickens are so funny

they really they really are

but that's not the answer we're looking

for

let's try an even easier question Hugo

ooga for your sleepover do you really

need to bring this giant foam hand

well if Simon and I are playing outside

and we see someone we know who's really

far away will need it to wave hi to them

so I'm gonna go with yes

[Music]

did I win not exactly

sorry Hugo but you can only bring the

things you really need for your

sleepover yeah things like PJs and a

pillow and a special toy you'll have to

choose some things to put away but but I

don't want to put anything away I want

to bring this foam hand and this rubber

chicken and this Toba I want to bring it

all

oh monster meltdown

foreign oh Hugo it's okay I've got

something that will help

it's the hugging pillow

when you're feeling upset or you've had

a little fright just hug this pillow

close and hold it tight there's no need

to pout when you can hug it out so take

a deep breath and he will be all right

there feeling any better yeah thanks

Esme

this hugging pillow really calmed me

down

hey can I bring this to Simon's that

thought Hugo I'll be right back

Roy we need to help you go pack for a

sleepover but he wants to bring

everything I know how he feels remember

when we were at the store I wanted to

get all the meatballs but the shopping

list said I could only get one

made a monster minute that's it

Hugo how would you like to go shopping

at the sleepover store the sleepover

store yeah we'll give you a shopping

list that will tell you exactly what you

need and a shopping cart and some

mustard sitter dollars

that sounds great then get ready guys

it's playtime

[Music]

hello sir and welcome to the sleepover

store how can we help you today I'm

sleeping over at a sleepover tonight and

I need all the things on this list the

first thing I need is a pillow we've got

lots of those follow me

oh very nice

I'll take them all

excuse me sir but how many pillows does

your shopping list say you need oh it

says I only need one pillow I guess I'll

have to choose hmm Sun pillow

is the cloud pillow is squishier and I

like my pillows extra squishy so I'll

take this one excellent choice sir

now I need one pair of PJs

hmm

trains dinos fishies I like all of these

PJs oh but I only need one pair if I may

sir which pair do you think would be the

most comfortable I'd say the fishies

they're very soft

I'll take them

now the last thing I need is a special

toy

so many choices

but I can only pick one

this is really hard how will I choose

we tried thinking about which toy would

make you the happiest

okay let's see this dump truck makes me

happy but just a little happy and this

guitar makes me happy too but I don't

know if it makes me the happiest

Mr bear

I love sleeping with Mr bear he makes me

the most happy

I choose this toy

I'm all done shopping

[Music]

already One Cloud pillow one pair of PJs

I've been thinking about getting a pair

of these for myself and one very special

Mr bear

that will be three monster Center

dollars these okay here's a five dollar

bill and here's your game sir

thank you for shopping and have a great

sleepover

goodbye bye now

[Music]

all right Hugo you're all packed for

your sleepover that was so much fun

thanks Esme thanks Roy anytime

playing sleepover store really helps

Hugo figure out what he needed to bring

to Simon's yeah and he made great

choices

no let's see if I made the right choice

about these spicy meatballs

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that's good

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are we there yet

you want a toy dumpling

coming right up

okay rubber duckies Santo oh oh watch

out for that well

to the bath to the bath

um Roy bath time's over

got a little car

ried

we've got a monster to watch

oh today we're watching Simon all right

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bye dumpling see you later

here we are the swoozle house

now I just need to get ready ready for

what for one of grammy swoozles hugs

there's no way she's gonna surprise me

come in

thanks for coming oh Simon as man Roy

are here

we yes Mae Roy hi Simon hey there buddy

okay it's time to go go already that was

the fastest job we've ever had well see

ya

do not go home

Simon wants to go to the museum there's

a new exhibit all about explorers all of

these monsters went to new places made

Amazing Discoveries wow you know what I

discovered if I rub my head really fast

my first ends up Roy

so can we go can we go

can well swim

suit while you're gone I'll be writing

Grammy's Guide to the perfect swoozle

noodles yum sounds delicious

[Music]

bye bye Grammy have fun

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I've seen Simon the museum is this way

I love a long walk on a nice day me too

me too

Esme Roy yes Simon are we there yet

are we where yet the museum

um no not yet Simon we just left your

house see there's Grammy in the window

oh

well how far away is the museum

um about six blocks six blocks huh

that's so far you know what I bet we'll

get there faster if we walk through the

park and we can pass the time with the

song Oh goody I love songs

let's try singing while we walk we can

boogie on down the block cause nothing

passes time like a song

If we Hopscotch to the beat and feel the

music in our pieces trip of ours might

not feel so long

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let's see to pass the time are we there

yet well no

but if we keep singing we'll be there

before you know it

when you sing a happy tune you'll get

where you're going to there's just no

better way to spend the day

sing out and you'll feel free we can

even sing in harmony

singing up shall pass the time away

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if I know masterdale the museum should

be right over there

that's strange the museum looks just

like Simon's house

Roy that is Simon's house

go through the Park we went around it

and

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we're right back where we started Esme

Roy yes Simon are we there yet

well

hey we're back at my house we made a

little mistake

but now we're headed in the right

direction that's right and to help pass

the time how would you like to color in

this great big coloring book yes please

good thinking Roy it'll take Simon a

really long time the color in all those

big pains

Simon how did you color that so fast six

hands

oh right

so are we there yet no but I have good

news we're not six blocks away anymore

we're not nope we're five and a half

blocks away five and a half bucks

huh we're never gonna get to the museum

I have an idea let's play lucky list

oh I love games how do you play while

we're walking you can look for the

things on this list and when you find

everything you win okay now Simon some

of this stuff might be tough to find

like a slime puddle I mean where in the

world would we ever find one of those

[Music]

all right

nice now let's see what else you can

find

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there's a baby Monster hi baby

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found an acorn

more acorns

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oh yeah

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now I just need to find one more thing

a patch of purple flowers

oh there

I found everything on the list way to go

Simon and look over there

the museum come on let's go that stop

please

I'm afraid I can't let you through this

street is closed for repairs

as sorry monster sitters oh no

but what about the museum

I'm sure there's another way to get to

the museum

right please stay right please stay

right all right phew I'm so glad you

said that so what you want to do is go

over the monster bridge over the master

Bridge Under the flags under the flags

and in between the plants and in between

the plants great how far away is that

I'd say six blocks six blocks six blocks

it feels like we're never going to get

to the museum never ever ever

[Music]

Monster meltdown

I know you're upset Simon but it's gonna

be okay take a deep breath put your

hands on your tummy feel your belly rise

and fall

in through your nose out through your

mouth it's not hard at all

Fair feel any better

little

I just wish we were at the Museum

already

I know you do Simon I'll be right back

okay

what are we gonna do Roy Simon can't

wait to get to the museum I know he

really wants to see those explorers

explorers wait a monster minute that's

it

Simon how would you like to be an

Explorer me an Explorer yeah you can be

the captain of your very own Explorer

ship and discover a new way to get to

the Museum oh I'd like that I'd like

that very much then get ready guys it's

play time

[Music]

anchors away let's set sail into the

museum

Which Way Explorer Simon

first we sail over the bridge

that way

over the bridge yay

yay what's next explore Simon now we

sail under the flags over there

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under the flags

next we sail between the plants one word

between the plants

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it's the museum we may we made it

[Applause]

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pretending to be an Explorer really

helps Simon wait until we got to the

museum I know and look Simon loves the

new exhibit

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I had some fellow it says this Explorer

discovered a far away Island and he was

also known for his love of Meatballs

ba*ls

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[Laughter]

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