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02x01 - A Dino-Mite Lunch/Baby Hugo

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Esme & Roy". Aired: August 18, 2018 – February 4, 2021.*
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Follows a young girl named Esme and her best monster friend, Roy, the most in-demand "monstersitters" in Monsterdale, a town populated mostly by colorful monsters.

02x01 - A Dino-Mite Lunch/Baby Hugo

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foreign

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ever notice how much you can do with a

pogo stick really like what you can

dance

you can play golf

hmm what else could you do with a pogo

stick what else

Esme you might not bouncing so much I'm

trying to think of something else you

can do with a pogo stick Roy you can

bounce on a pogo stick how do you come

up with these things

we've got a monster to watch

thank you today we're watching Tilly

hooray for Tilly let's go

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hello

here's Tilly's House

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hello it's the monster sitters hello hi

there

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well come on in Monster sitters uh sorry

Roy hope I didn't startle you there who

me nah I wasn't startled in fact I would

say I almost never get started

okay sometimes I get startled

Ellie here has been playing with her

Dino race cars all morning she hasn't

had anything to eat since breakfast so

she'll probably be hungry for lunch

pretty soon no problem Mr plink we'll

make Tilly something yummy excellent

well I'm off to my plank poetry reading

looking good Mr Pink

bye Tilly

bye daddy see you later

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damn

sounds fun okay Roy which one do you

want to play with spiky Red Dino or

scaly purple Dino spicy red no scary

purple no spiky red are you sure Roy yep

totally sure

scaly purple yes please

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here we go

all right purple Dino give me a great

big Roar

I think my dinosaur really did Roar that

wasn't your Dino Roy it was Tilly's

tummy rumbling

she's getting hungry

come on Tilly let's go inside so you can

eat lunch not eggs Diana wants to play

outside dinos like trees and grass not

kitchen floors

but aren't you hungry no silly not

hungry

I think your tummy might not agree with

what your mouth just said Tilly it's

important to eat your lunch so you have

enough energy to play why don't we eat

something now then you can play later

but Tilly want to play now

um

I think getting Tilly to eat her lunch

is going to be harder than we thought

I know Tilly's really hungry but she

doesn't want to go inside to eat well

maybe if Tilly doesn't want to eat

inside let's bring her lunch outside an

outside lunch whoever heard of such a

thing I mean what do you even call

something like that a picnic Roy oh

right chili will love a picnic

foreign

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picnics

carrot yummy it's working Tilly's

starting to eat her lunch and now I get

to eat my lunch

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[Applause]

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well that didn't work have any ideas

purple Dino Just Give It Roar if you do

nothing

I've got an idea oh silly it's time for

a room room Dino roaring contest roaring

contest that's right the dino that can

roar the loudest one surprise a prize

wait let me warm up my roaring muscles

too much

okay my Diner will go first ready

Roar

your turn Roy here goes nothing

no

now turn

right

and the winner is

Philly

are you ready for your prize yes we

yes guys your prizes this amazingly

delicious look

s the best price ever

um but Timmy don't want to eat lunch

Tilly wants to keep playing

vroom vroom

hmm oh it looks like Tilly's losing

energy

in fact number 231 when plank monsters

get hungry they lose energy really fast

I'm Gonna Keep playing Tilly but you've

really gotta eat your lunch yeah your

lunch will give you lots of energy to

play vroom vroom dinos later but chili

wants to play now

can can it keep playing please sorry

Tilly it's time to eat lunch but silly

don't want to eat lunch till

dinosaurs

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monster meltdown it's okay Tilly it's

okay I know you're feeling frustrated

but this will help take a deep breath

put your hands on your tummy feel your

belly rise and fall

in through your nose out through your

mouth it's not hard at all

now that you're feeling more calm are

you ready to eat lunch no thank you

chili still want to play boom boom dinos

from

from

what we do with me what do we do

I don't know Tilly's so hungry but she

doesn't want to stop playing there's

gotta be a way to get her to eat her

lunch even my purple Dino's getting

hungry right little guy

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wait a monster minute that's it

maybe Tilly can play room from dinos and

eat her lunch we can make a dino driving

you had me and then you lost me

drive-ins are restaurants that you drive

up to Tilly and her room room dinos can

drive right up and eat inside their cars

that's a great idea come on Roy

hey Tilly how would you like to come to

a dinosaur driving you can play vroom

vroom dinos and eat your lunch

boom boom dinos

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and get ready guys it's play time

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calling all room from dinos drive right

up to the best Drive-In in town

[Applause]

well what do you know it's a tillysaurus

welcome to the dinosaur

be your servers today just tell us what

food you'd like to eat and we'll bring

it right to your car

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s

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if you're a dinosaur with horns or

scales here's a cozy place where you can

rest your tails

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are you a carnivore who loves to eat

meat we've got a juicy burger that can't

be feet if you're a herbivore who eats

veggies for lunch we have a green salad

and some carrots to munch

just order what you want and we'll bring

it to you quick

ly eat me

at and boy Kitty will have double burger

with all the closer toppings and the

stegos salads please

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so yummy

Tilly's Dino friends want lunch too

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one herbivore lunch please and one

carnivore lunch please

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so chilly how do you feel chilly not

hungry anymore and now chili has lots of

energy to play did you hear that purple

Dino it's playtime again

I think Dino driving was a great way to

get Tilly to eat her lunch wasn't it

that's me

it's me roar

did I startle you I'm telling you Roy's

don't startle easily

nope

face it is me you just can't startle me

I guess you're right

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okay that was different good one

dumpling

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baby Hugo

oh look at this picture of baby dumpling

you were so cute

they grow up so fast

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and fake you're going fig I love those

monsters

bye dumpling

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sounds

I think I hear them

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hey guys hi there

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hi Mr ooga after playing the UGA

Orchestra Yep this tuba won't play

itself but I'll be back this afternoon

in the meantime these two are ready for

a snack time

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oh and one more thing when fig takes her

nap Hugo can stay up to watch a movie

sounds great Mr ooga see you later

your Wreckers and goo for you here fig

I'll spread the goo

thanks your hackers and goo for you too

aren't you gonna spread the goo for me

you go you're a big kid you can spread

the goo all by yourself oh okay

done thanks figgles I'll take that

I'm done too great can you take your

plate to the sink for me please

why didn't big have to take her plate to

the sink thanks just a baby there are

still some things she can't do by

herself yeah but you're a big kid so you

can carry your plate no problem I guess

so

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oh can we play astronauts now yeah we

sure can come on

let's see my astronauts gotta be around

here somewhere

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here it is Noah Zoom to my room great

first we just need to clean up these

toys huh

clean up time

clean up time I thought we were gonna

play astronauts we are but before we

take out more toys we need to clean

these up first oh okay

yeah yeah here fig I'll get that

hey you guys are helping me again but

nobody's helping me Hugo you can clean

up all by yourself because you're a big

kid yeah big just needs a little help

because she's still a baby uh-huh

don't have to do anything by themselves

hey wait a minute

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I'm a baby

Hugo turned into a baby I didn't know

that could happen

Roy Hugo didn't really turn into a baby

he's just pretending

you are

allow me to explain

in song

but like

being a baby is so much fun you never

have to get much of anything done you

can make lots of noise and other people

clean your toys

baby is so much fun

growing up like taku and play peekaboo

with you they feed you for every meal

they carry you around and they'll rock

you up and down believe me it's the

sweetest deal oh being a baby is so much

fun you're always getting smiles from

everyone other people change your

clothes and they even wipe your nose no

one cares if you're a swap cause it's

basically your job and here's what's

really clever I'll be your baby

forever cause being a baby

cause being a baby is so much fun

did Hugo just say he was going to be a

baby forever yeah

yeah I bet you're right besides how hard

could it be to take care of baby Hugo so

Hugo what kind of baby things do you

want to do first you want to sleep or

take a nap or rest or just sort of lie

around

baby oogle go up

okay come here little guy

I

know

up again down again

it might be harder than we thought

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ah I'm ready for a nap can you rock me

sure baby Hugo

oh

I'm still awake

what's the matter Hugo what do you need

nothing I'm just crying because that's

what babies do

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taking care of baby Hugo is really hard

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yeah so Hugo we really need you to act

like a big kid we really really do but

being a baby is fun I know it is but

you're not a baby anymore you're a big

kid

I don't want to be a big kid I want to

be a baby being a baby is more fun being

a baby is more fun

uh oh monster meltdown

here you go it's okay I know you're

frustrated but I've got something that

can help it's the glitter jar here

take it

when the glitter starts to fall like

snow

take a deep breath nice and slow

watch as it settles all around

and feel your body calming down

there are you feeling more calm yeah but

I still want to be a baby

what are we going to do Roy Hugo still

wants to act like a baby

I miss big kid Hugo he was a lot of fun

we need a monster minute that's it we

just need to show Hugo that being a big

kid can be fun too and I know how to do

it

welcome welcome to the big kid game show

with big kid fun and big kid prizes big

kid fun it's your prizes that's right

now I just need to find a big kid I'm a

big kid are you sure you don't look like

a big kid but I am

see great then you're the next

contestant on the big kid game show

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here's how the game works you win points

for different big kid challenges and

when you get 10 points it was a game

that sounds fun then get ready guys it's

play time

for his first big kid challenge Hugo

will need to blow a bubble

the bubbles let's see if our big kid

contestant can do it okay here I go

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Hugo made it bubble

you go ooga you won two big kid points

one two

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for your next big kid challenge for

three more points Hugo needs two

swing all by himself

will our big kid contestant be able to

swing without a push let's find out

legs in and out in and out

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oh my only a big kid can swing all by

himself you won three more points

you had two points and you just got

three more

five

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cool kid challenge

for Five Points you need to ride a big

kid bike

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let's see if Hugo can do it

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here I go

whoa look at him go he goes right in the

big kid bike

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don't he just love monsters this

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is

you had five points and you just got

five more six

six seven

eight

nine ten I have ten points

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and for your prize you get two watch a

movie well big Maps hooray

nice work Esme that game showed Hugo

that being a big kid is so much fun yeah

I'm glad to have him back I love this

movie and I don't have to nap like big

because I'm so big I guess being a big

kid is not so bad after all plus you

don't have to wear a diaper so that's a

win

good boy