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08x08 - Eight Flags Over the Nursery

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

08x08 - Eight Flags Over the Nursery

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Barbie babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

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yeah

is everything all right in here

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[Applause]

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looking for food in large groups baboons

move through the trees across the jungle

floor and even raid farms and houses

stop it

here I come kids wow

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hang at me

what are you kids doing

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see oh I see closer to home construction

began today on Wonder World the biggest

amusement park and hotel in the world oh

look kid what is it nanny yeah what

Wonder World will feature lavish grounds

the world's deepest roller coaster the

longest scariest water slide a wild

animal park a major Movie Studio and

Theater 10 restaurants and 17 all glass

elevators

whoa cool let's go designed to be a

place where the whole family can stay

and play Wonder World will open in five

years

well that's a fine howdy Duty yeah we'll

be all grown up by then heck we could

build our own rides and stuff faster

than that

well that's a great idea scooter yeah

yeah

I'll say come on everybody let's get

back to the nursery and get started

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oh fuzzy I didn't do it nanny honest yes

you did you forgot your banana ow I knew

that thanks

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Mr chair

poor Fozzy

this is

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it's an original

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what do we do now

I know you do yep we should get

organized

tell my computer all the stuff we want

to make and let it sort it out

a roller coaster

got it

all right

this place is huge

I'll say you could put a hotel in here

see this beautiful cow okay

the first biggest funniest

world all designed by kids hey he sounds

just like my brother all right I will be

your computer guide please make a

selection by pressing one of the

pictures

yes

majestically

this one

congratulations you have chosen the wild

animal cruise I have

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there are wild animals out there so

please be careful

wild animals hey don't make me laugh

what could happen

nothing right

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hello

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huh

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wow what is this place

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designed with you in mind Ralph all

right see ya

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well this is cool please

what's going on here

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oh yeah

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[Applause]

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look huh

thank you

thank you who's that it's me looks like

Porky big sister

three of you will be chosen to appear in

a new detective movie

oh gosh now let's see we'll take the

Frog me and uh the bear oh boy

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huh

how would you like to be a trash Master

for a week buddy

okay and the pig

when they see it

February step inside

so long bye

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he's looking at you kids

good game Peggy Piggy

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I want to be a pig

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boy all these movie stars look so look

so grown up

I think they say makeup and costumes can

make you look like just about anything

oh boy I want to be a banana

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she

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I guess that just leaves us

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you have chosen Mr weirdo's Universe

huh

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foreign

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[Applause]

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thank you

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my samurai

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cupcake anyone

oh yeah whoa

that was Radical

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[Applause]

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hello

whoa welcome to the baby lamb theater

please step inside and take a seat

whoa a real movie theater this is way

cool

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quiet Tony my assistant Fozzy Bear and I

had just spent another tough day on the

job disguised as bananas

I guess you know why we're wearing these

banana suit tough fuzzy because they're

avocado suits are at the cleaners no

because a big gorilla has escaped from

the zoo and this is the way we're gonna

find him oh yeah uh Kermit can I take a

break my peels are k*lling me

not now fuzzy Here Comes our big chance

I just see big gorilla feet

Kermit you're a fuzzy can bananas fly

um no I don't think so that's what I

thought bye bye yay

Fozzy and I decided to cleverly drop out

of sight

I'll see huge

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what is it fuzzy oh I see something big

and ugly and covered with fur it's

frightening

Fozzy you're looking at yourself in the

rearview mirror oh I know that

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in order to find the gorilla we're going

to have to think like a gorilla

think like a gorilla I can't even think

like a bear

where do big gorillas always go in the

movies

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uh to buy popcorn no to the top of the

Empire State Building to get the

beautiful blonde

look wow

this could be our big break fuzzy yeah

we've got the building but where are we

going to get a beautiful blonde

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well hi PE we were uh just looking for a

beautiful blonde yeah do you know any

what am I a sack of doorknobs well

um gee Railway don't answer that bear

listen Piggy

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boy piggy looks weird I'll say and

there's so much of her

okay piggy are you sure you can do this

post for a picture that'll appear on

billboards and lunch boxes all over the

world is a frog green of course I can

huh pose for a picture I thought she was

gorilla bait

gorilla Beach

here

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stupidest thing I've ever seen in my

life frog Detective

what's wrong gorilla beat huh was the

worst and the shortest part I've ever

had in anything Mr private eye

but these are the best banana suits

you've ever seen right

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next please

I'm gonna make my own show with no bears

bananas or frogs in it no frogs excuse

me I have to do my hair

sheesh well maybe just one or two frogs

you can live fast

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floor please hi scooter you work here

far out look oh

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all the way of course would you like to

see sure

floor please I'll handle this take this

baby to the top floor scooter you got it

top floor

huh

right you can say that again countries

great sorry I'm kind of new at this

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sorry

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good view

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s

what's up Piggy my brand new movie

that's what all pigs and no frogs

in space

thank you

good job here comes Mr bummer dropping

his bombs and stuff on Mr Ducky

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I'm the important one

Doctor Strange pork what's happening

look

I didn't draw any frog on

[Applause]

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Captain Hot Drop we're being attacked by

frog on you think that's bad I just got

soap in my eye

here oh all right have no fear the

captain's here somehow

feel any better

foreign

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that's him we hereby declare this ship

the swine track that's this

challenge maybe you can let me handle

this I have a way with frogs listen

Newton how about ruin what talk this

over big to pollywog blast the pigs with

your frog rays and throw them in the

outer space relax

bluffing

what did I tell you rabbit pardon meow

torn mist

what are we going to do now well we'll

do what Brave space Pioneers always do

wine and scream

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s

foreign

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wow I guess our park has just about

everything wrong

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now what do we do

no problem we already did one

check it out

it's a New Sensation for the baby

generation

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you'll come back here every day

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the lucky one they'll put you on the

screen Scream Scream It's the New

Sensation for the baby generation baby

it's great kids

[Applause]

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this is fabulous kids

and it didn't take us five years either

Nanny we finished before lunch speaking

of lunch palsy do you think you kids

could take time out to eat

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hmm what will they think of next

foreign

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foreign

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what happened