06x17 - The Muppets of Invention

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

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is everything all right in here

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okay you guys ready wow

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hey what's that I think it's the

doorbell I wonder who it is maybe it's a

giant mother rat and she has a people

trap made of purple slime and spaghetti

noodles and she's gonna drop bananas

or maybe not

hi kids

look who's here

Uncle Stadler and Uncle Waldorf

their TV broke down so they came over to

watch their favorite old movie here with

you kids

it's me of a joke what did King Kong say

to the beautiful lady give up I'm going

ape for you get it ape King Kong

you know Fozzy there's nothing like a

good joke to brighten up a day yeah and

that was nothing like a good joke

I don't get it oh seems to be a problem

with this TV too Statler I'll say not

much of a picture is it

I'm Uncle scattler uh what is it Kermit

I think you need to turn it on first huh

frog you got a great career in front of

you yeah and a giant snake behind you

huh

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made you look oh

boy okay kids have fun

you know you kids don't know how lucky

you are to have television that's right

when we were kids we didn't have

anything you didn't have anything nope

nothing gosh

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oh

Tyler who

win one for the giver yeah

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well no what do we do I don't know what

do you want to do reach me I thought you

were gonna think of something not me

there's nothing to do

I know what I'd like to do well what's

that sit down can't haven't invented

chairs yet oh yeah

are you thinking what I'm thinking have

a seat no purple

what come on and here's the pitch

and it's going going no place

of course once we had baseball people

started thinking of all kinds of things

to make their lives better yeah

important stuff like baseball caps

and hot dogs

and finally a place to sit down

yeah

pretty great huh the first bleachers and

the first whoopee cushions oh brother

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and soon after that from a simple thing

like Base Rock came the greatest

convention of all time the baseball bat

ketchup baseball shoes no television

sure and to be able to watch those

baseball games in the comfort of your

own cave you know wow maybe we all could

invent something really great too crash

you think so sure you just come up with

a good idea drag it down to the patent

office and pull you're an inventor yeah

and while you're at it see if you can't

come up with a decent TV antenna would

you yeah

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okay number two billion 307 million four

hundred and fifty thousand and three

where are you right here well what is it

it's a twisting twiddling twiggling

turning twittering topsy-turving

twirling my jig I want to register it so

no one steals my idea

does that thing get good TV reception

well uh no

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it's one of a kind you know

not anymore it isn't yeah now there's at

least five of them

it's a collapsible too huh

no well it is now

waka waka anybody home oh brother

this one's gotta be for you Gonzo

help you sure can I'm Fozzy Leo famous

Italian scientist and inventor look at

what I made

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hurry oh great wow a collapsible

twirling thingamajig I didn't know they

made those they don't

I bet you could even see a few stars

with this thing

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but that's not for you but nothing maybe

I can see Tom Cruise or Batman or hey

wait a minute I don't see any stars

well that ring around your eye is pretty

funny

wow

oh it sure is nice to see the kids

having fun together isn't it yeah I'll

see hey you know I don't think I

remember this part of the movie oh it's

okay I don't remember what I had for

breakfast

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oh great

sorry quick Gonzo you gotta hide me

Piggy's after me

no more

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hello anybody Here

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Comes Your Service oh hi Gonzo I'm

looking for Fozzie have you seen him yep

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oh

sorry happens all the time don't worry

scooter it's just me oh gee Fozzy look

what you made me do

ouch

what is this stuff anyway these are all

the inventions I've been working on oh

yeah

on just stuff that people need it's easy

to make stuff that people need the real

challenge is making up stuff no one can

use in a million years huh like the

stuff in here it's great

wow gee come here you gotta check this

stuff out

that's why I'm showing

showing your inventions

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I don't get it me either

success

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get yourself

welcome here's my favorite a secret

thing so tell me the secret

then what does it do uh you're right

again

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so nobody needs one of those

picture know what I mean no

oh well see ya bye here

oh

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um

I think he means the one in the stump

huh

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hard to tell anymore

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guys it's just me

something to show you

you made something for me perhaps well

um not exactly it's kind of for a roll

really

it doesn't require assembly does it no

it's a musical coat wow

but I still have a few bugs to work out

whoa

pretty neat huh

wow

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it's for all those times when rugging

the piano around is too tough

this is fun

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beautiful

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sing with you animals

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music

um yeah I think I'll just stick with my

husie what's this here you

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know

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hello hi there

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what are you doing with my Dolly's crib

well um piggy your Dolly's crib inspired

us to make a really neat invention yeah

it did oh great what is it it's a

nannyless crib huh uh-huh for those

nights when you don't want to bother

nanny for a glass of water wanna try it

don't be ridiculous Fozzie piggy could

never stuff herself into that little

crib

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well in the middle of the night when you

want to drink it just pulled a string

and you get all the water you need

without bothering Nanny try it okay

oh boy

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I think we better be going now bye-bye

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oh my God

pictures still all snowy how about now

the pig's all wet really how about no

how about now what

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crash piggy what happened to you

black girl

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I think this is how the stuffed teddy

bear was invented

oh hi Kermit hi scooter

um listen uh I think you should show

your inventions to me for a while not

piggy okay look at this fuzzy thought of

it he did uh-huh come on I'll show you

oh my how's it coming Fozzie

ready ready with what fuzzy the electro

Sonic Ultra macro typing the electro

Sonic Ultra what the first

electromagnetic supersonic Ultra

efficient toy picker upper

it's a metal tea

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drawer when we open the drawer the toys

and anything metal will be magnetically

pulled in cleaning up the room instantly

right Fozzie right hmm why don't I have

a good feeling about this here goes

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wow

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okay

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toys

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yes

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straw Mr inventor

now what is it here's another one

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hold it right there raise the sounds

getting better really I don't hear a

thing well that didn't work very well

Avalanche

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what is all that stuff anyhow ideas for

things to invent oh boy that's a lot of

ideas I'll see kind of reminds me of

Tommy Edison oh

Little Tommy Edison the greatest

inventor of all time you knew him sure

Dad well I I remember when he was just a

boy about your age

Little Tommy was interested in

everything

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okay we sold a little less Nitro and dab

more peanut butter

knock knock

who's there it's your best friend hey

Ben who been knocking on your door all

afternoon

oh brother

foreign

look at these I just finished them

they're special glasses so you can see

up close and Far Away really uh this is

how you look at stuff far away

and this is how you look at stuff close

up waka waka this is my best friend hey

good friends are hard to find yeah look

who I got stuck with

you see kid the important thing is to

keep on making stuff up keep trying yeah

you're bound to hit paid dirt someday

gee thanks

we never did dude what hmm

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my best idea ever humbling

your shoes

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boy these babies

it's clean wherever you go no home

should be without repair wait okay count

me down I'm sure three two one

ready

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to switch there

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and one giant leap for mankind

scooter yeah cool idea guys

what

what this is our best creation yet pinky

comedy knee pads what what aren't they

great

they take the ouch out of falling and

they make you laugh see

probably thinks they're dumb

no I don't skater I think they're very

clever either

except for one

thing an invention that's clever

requires careful testing it does oh gee

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Thursday for testing is

you're welcome don't know what took me

so long

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wow are you sure these things work

scooter huh sure work

gosh they really do stop the pain and

they make you laugh

good job scooter and fuzzy what are you

saying Piggy

pretty good

congratulations you two thanks thanks

um could you help me up Piggy sure

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you know I drink that little pigs really

on to something yeah I'll see she's

invented the perfect way for the bear to

lose weight

here

oh

here we go again

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foreign

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