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06x16 - Puss N' Boots N' Babies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

06x16 - Puss N' Boots N' Babies

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happy babies

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

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is everything all right in here

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now

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um

see pinky I told you

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what uh but not very

true

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very boring let me try

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okay let's try it

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oh yeah

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oh my whoa thank you kids what a

surprise I I guess it's kind of a double

surprise Nanny because look who came to

pray with us today Bean bunny

all right well hello bean

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why certainly Piggy

and as a matter of fact I have a little

surprise for you kids myself

what is it near me

now let's take this one at a time oh

thank you Kermit

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today is questioning with you okay well

is it something you can eat no then who

cares what it is that's one gallon and

seven to go Skeeter

oh watch it would you sis sorry

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is it a hockey mask no that's a two down

and six to go Denzel is it something

useful in a distant Galaxy or in the

bathtub for chance it is a two-parter

nope

no what do you mean no she means there's

three down and five to go Ross and beans

is it something with a good beat you can

dance to or a carrot no well

him

it's not funny fuzzy now uh well now huh

well hungry animals

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scooter well

huh do it okay is it something you can

chew and blow bubbles with no it isn't

it

says

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carry your Secret Surprise

I can do better than that Kermit I'll

show it to you

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can eat no it isn't piggy not all

surprises are ones that you could put in

your stomach all right nope

see wow

I know is it something you can make with

bananas Nanny wow

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I don't know kids

you scared her

kittens are just like babies you have to

be very gentle and quiet around them

they aren't toys you know

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that's right animal gentle is always

best

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I don't think so gee Mommy can we keep

her oh I'm afraid not Skeeter but

officer Carruthers thought you kids

might enjoy taking care of her for a day

what do you say

well maybe as cute as me but definitely

not cuter oh good I'll go back and get

some of the kittens toys while you kids

get acquainted with her

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hey why don't we show the kitty art toys

we're here little kitty and we'll bring

you some toys okay

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don't scare her

maybe she doesn't like toys

according to my calculations this Kitty

should want to play right now

so much for my calculations huh

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I did yeah look at her go come on she

wants to play soccer

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well thanks animals

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doesn't she look adorable well Kitty's

wearing a hat look there's

she doesn't look cute

not that cute

I think beanie's jealous no not our soul

I'm not we still think you're the cutest

bunny we've ever known you do yeah

gosh the Kitty's just a different kind

of cute that's all

huh she's gone

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all right I wonder where she went this

time

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I have no fear Intrepid childlike person

this is a job for trick Spacey private

nose

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Okay animals k*ll the night before my

hat tricks

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whoever you are

hello gorgeous private live with it yes

please

just as I thought it's time for a case

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now what

a stolen kitty

yeah you don't think she just

disappeared do ya

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it's time to tie our shoelace it's a

trick Spacey private goof

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ladies and gentlemen and boys

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oh in that case it'll be 600 bucks

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thank you

oh boy

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really oh oh well maybe you should have

gotten a real detective I'm just a kid

you know

oh boy wait a minute a cat is an animal

right well leave no search for an animal

with a detective and go on a safari

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imagination a wonderful things

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must have been father's imagination hey

guys wait for me

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cheese scooter you really think we'll

find a kitty out here it's worth a try

why have you have you been it's a long

story

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it sure didn't sound like the kitty

maybe it's something Nanny can make with

bananas

bananas

now be very quiet we don't let these

wild animals to know we're here at two

oh hey what's up

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why you guys sound like that please

at least the wild animals won't know it

does

ridiculous scooter there are no wild

animals we're just looking for a simple

little kitten all we have to do is walk

into the budget and call it nicely like

this watch

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sheesh

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that's a good time

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how did she get way up there

oh don't worry

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huh

yeah sure emergency rescue kitten on

high building ledge nanny's house Coast

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Sixers

come on

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thank you

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real fire detections

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chief hey are we the rest of this cattle

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matches

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I'm trying to remember that nice kitties

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I'm ready

okay

she looks okay

gosh maybe she's tired from all the

excitement maybe she hurt her foot

forward

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what's that noise maybe she broke her

throat that's like something's wrong

with her motor we better get her to the

hospital

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thank you

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now let's see

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let me look look I can just see that

could you move thank you what seems to

be the problem

back she is uh-huh she was making this

funny noise I see you do boy that was

fast you doctors really know your stuff

huh

right

well we ought to have her purring like a

kitten in no time

just an expression

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no it isn't she's purring that's the

sound cats make when they're happy

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roll are you kidding nobody knows more

about cats than this dogs

yeah

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I guess all cats are afraid of us dogs

too

um does that mean you're a dog

wait for me kitty

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come here

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yes you dropped your cookie

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ready

I think the kitty and bean went under

here

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uh-uh just the kitty here oh hi Bean you

don't have to run from Ralph he's not

that kind of dog he's not

I want to be your friend you do okay and

the kitties too but we have to find the

kitty first come on

hi I wonder if this is what it's like to

be a cat

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around

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don't you wishes

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don't you wish you were ready

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hi kid I got a whole box of kitties toys

from officer for others

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oh I know this one Manny the kitty is

right over there see

well it looks like you wore the kitty

out

we're here

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oh my yes kids she's just taking a cat

nap that's all we're almost at the top

yeah

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oh

looks like you kids and the kitty wore

each other out sweet dreams

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