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06x14 - Operators Are Standing by

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

06x14 - Operators Are Standing by

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

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is everything all right in here

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thank you

okay

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we are playing tiddlywinks whew that's a

relief I already lost all my marbles

sheesh

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[Applause]

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all right

animal that's not how you play okay

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a little more

foreign

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back to the nursery

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what's wrong guys we just found animal

talking on the phone uh oh

gee animal who was it

well we're waiting

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what what does that mean huh I know

maybe it was the doorbell calling what

um fazi why would the doorbell be

calling because it can't get in

oh boy because he can't get out

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please

I've heard they're flying up from salsa

South Side you know the South what where

what are we supposed to do

well

um

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me oh brother

um piggy I don't think you want to be a

queen bee

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business okay okay

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you know what's funny as a Bee Gonzo

I too

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okay

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oh boy look at me come on

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um

yeah this is cool

whoops oh I don't know

it kind of scares me

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well I

well

um

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you said you wanted to be the queen bee

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I could get busy

let's go

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dump truck

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handle it

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is a perfect six points Landing hey

watch out

and quickly dangerous

hello in there

doing say have you ever got a minute

five seconds I ain't got the time bud

sorry

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drink protections

about those I think King k*ller bees

mean what

uh what w h a t

what

ah boy spelling bees

let's get out of here

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hey everybody

there go that away

I don't have a good feeling about this

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hmm maybe that's why queen bees never

leave behind

very funny

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k*lling bees

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I don't know Gonzo my computer says the

k*ller Bees aren't going to get here for

five years oh yeah well the Beast don't

know that

and we still don't know who was on the

telephone yeah that's right uh who do

you think called piggy I don't know

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the conclusion of our morning movie Mona

Montana Hollywood stunt girl what's this

stupid thing

foreign

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[Applause]

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knuckles

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piggy When Pigs Fly and my name is

Scarlett

my garlic to you well I don't think

you're gonna like this this Scarlett

you're right I'm gonna love it now move

over

um you wanna borrow this

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this is my big chance

what happened to Skeeter

okay

climbing that hole

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yep just crawl inside

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oh oh I know

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something like that

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ready to fire the cannon ready

fire

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[Applause]

D

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ready for the next shot ready when you

are here

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oh boy

over here piggy ah

this time you get in this box

oh I know

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yeah

oh piggy I don't think you're gonna

write this stuff

it shows how much you know silly it's

called a scene not a stunt and I'm

starring in it no matter what you say

okay

okay hop in Piggy

call me

honey oh okay garlic frilly

Showtime let's go

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Among the Stars

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everybody ready

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[Applause]

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right out of our shoes

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very funny

here next time Hollywood calls Kim let

me talk to him

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what you are doing

this outside

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we want a new car

what a a rock band calling the

Shaving wants me to play guitar

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listen

but if it's the nice ice cream man

saying everything's free today yeah want

to see Jeffrey when we ever knew and

they're all coming

home

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we can't imagine who maybe never know

wow

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[Applause]

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someday you'll thank me for all this

piggy not even

if I'm the Gonzo there are no k*ller

Bees around here

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every time he has beeswax in his brains

sometimes oh no huh what if they wanted

to turn the nursery into a used car lot

an animal said okay

yeah just think of it miles and miles of

used cars right here in the nursery

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can I help you well

I guess we want to buy one when what

I call you silly goose ah okay how much

are they don't you know I'm new here oh

I like any car okay

how about this one I built it myself

really

uh-huh

oh I love

it really but no

no but not it to me this is the car I

want and that's final third boy step

inside

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[Applause]

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try the horn

y

there's a cow in the glove compartment

pretty good

business

I'm back real soon

wow I just love this place

is that beauty over there

the purple striped one with the Gazebo

and the 12 peacocks on the back uh-uh

the other one

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ah very cheap

not really want a bag no thanks I want

to put it together here oh hi scooter I

just bought a great used car did you

take the tires didn't have to

oh howdy scooter can I help you

I want a car too that's easy but I want

one with a telephone in it they're me ow

ER I don't think so scooter that's how

we got into this mess

all right but who was on the foam animal

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you heard at home gee I wonder what that

means maybe it means the telephone isn't

a telephone huh maybe it's an

Intergalactic molecular transporter do

you want one of those for your card too

um what scooter what is an energy

microwave transwiser I saw it in a movie

Once well what happened alien monsters

from outer space invaded Earth through

the phone wires and took over the body

of anyone who picked up the phone

you think animal is an alien why maybe

we all are

you watch

thanks for all monsters yeah from outer

space

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I am not scooter I'm an alien monster

from outer space

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[Applause]

okay okay stop it

thank you

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[Applause]

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you being free

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was it something we did must have been

you oh

that's crazy

I know we're all after you Piggy

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putting it together

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did we miss something here probably

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come on even

everybody

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[Applause]

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gracious kids what's going on k*ller

bees cover your head oh hello Nanny

what why that's just a little lost

honeybee huh we tried to tell him that

yeah who wouldn't listen I see well

let's just let him out so he can go home

there why didn't you think of that how'd

I know what direction he lived

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ever gave you that idea Gonzo well we're

an animal uh you see them soon

animal was on the phone Nanny and I know

yeah you knew

huh

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the vacuum cord knocks the phone off the

table an animal hung it up for me like a

good boy me armor

well next time you kids have a problem

come and see me first okay

now kids uncle staffler and Waldorf here

brought us a pizza that's why I sent the

man here to get you oh you did Garry

snakes no need to thank us we don't even

like pizza want it in a contest never

touch the stuff well you can just sit

with us any

all right

why thank you

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all right

foreign

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Garfield and Friends so stay tuned to

Kid TV dudes

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you can never be too careful when

tracking down those k*ller bees

wow

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marbles

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