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06x11 - Goosetown Babies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

06x11 - Goosetown Babies

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

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is everything all right in here

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thank you

myself

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foreign

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irritable children

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it was up to me and me alone to save the

second prize

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[Applause]

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again g*ns are funny

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look at this great idea okay

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nah nope nope

see this is the one we've been looking

for raw

oh

really

Friday

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um what are you doing oh

I'm just using the famous Intergalactic

Mother Goose rhyme spell to make the

rain go away oh okay

with me

and here you Gonzo she's not even real

why no goofy I don't listen to an animal

[Applause]

that's just a picture Gonzo she's not

real yes

oh okay then Mr Smarty where does she

live Liv ah well uh you don't know

Ghost Town

oh ghost town oops it's a pretty Old

Town you know

that old book can't do anything huh

that's what you think oh look at me that

roll of mending tape okay

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[Applause]

oh Gorge

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ous

hey good idea animal we need to talk

directly the Mother Goose rain rain

you're in the way we wanna go to town

today

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[Applause]

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thank you

waffle

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oh dirty

house let's go see if anybody's home

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Lurkey

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hello

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oh those things are dangerous do you

want to hear my rhyme

there was a crooked bear that's me with

the Crooked little smile she had a

crooked Sixpence I don't know what that

is and he walked a crooked mile

um you don't want me to do that do you

no

thanks a lot mind if I sit down wow wow

I'll be all right but I think I'll just

stay in here this time okay

but if you go down the path you'll come

to a spoon in the road what don't you

mean Fork nah we ran out of forks anyhow

to ask the first person you see there

they gotta know more than me I never get

more than a page from here

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um hi there this belong to you Ross ah

no why

because I certainly need it over there

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give me a hand will you sure okay

okay

all right thanks

I think

hey boy musics

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[Applause]

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thanks ready

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the cat and the funeral

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me

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boy I've heard of rock syndrome but this

is ridiculous

can you help me get this thing off

jinx

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um well it was but uh I had some trouble

with that too

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what happened to the cow in this rhyme

anyway beats me I was kind of hoping you

guys knew

um what are you two doing here anyway

Mother Goose you know where we can find

her I'm sure you just follow this road

for the next few pages it's got to be

down there somewhere oh huh

great uh listen pour that tab on your

way out will ya yeah

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sorry Kermit you gotta be more careful

animals sorry

oh nice work animals

[Applause]

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excuse me

boy that's some sneeze you're telling me

that's how I lost my sheep slim right

off the pit oh

wow

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no thanks

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oh my God

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I'm not very good at finding stuff you

know but uh I know who could

who's that Dickory Dock just over

a page he's the oldest rhyme in Ghost

Town thinks he knows everything

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that's a lot better could you stand me

up please

I was afraid I was gonna have to spend

the rest of my life on my face pull the

tab would you

thanks thanks it's hot in here

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Hickory Dickory Dock that's me

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gee the sky's a mess today huh

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thanks what are you guys doing here

anyway

well you better hurry

I heard she's thinking of selling Goose

town and moving away to a mystery novel

oh she thinks you kids don't like her

Rhymes anymore you know cause you're

always watching TV and stuff oh this is

terrible we gotta get moving animals

until you reach mother Hubbards it's not

far from there

[Applause]

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boy look at this stuff

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hello

hi hello

um

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probably not huh

Little Miss Muffet this is your lucky

day little miss

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c*ck spaniels and a nice little

assortment of power tools Child Safe of

course no problem I think my friend here

and I can fix up your garden for you

really take your best shot

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wow thank you

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well at least sweet fried

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eggs okay

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wow

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hello

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what do you have

ah let's see

sorry oh loud try again

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mother Hubbards remember

oh nothing happens

don't remind me

saying you don't happen to have any food

on you do you

actually anything a cookie a piece of

gum an old candy wrapper I could sniff

oh gosh could I

thought we had them

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to us huh

thanks for the warning a customer bitten

to one of Mary's apples in here once

broke a tooth on a screwdriver cost

Mother Hubbard a fortune boy this is

good though

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you've entered the half of it

some of us remember the pictures in the

book just tell this place used to look

but I got news for you

everybody seems wacky to me

mother

s

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dinosaurs

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it's kooky and Goose Town

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Plum and scare Jack spread away

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[Applause]

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could you tell me this place

sure she lives just over that hill

behind a big head you can't miss it

bye-bye

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well here we are

oh

brother it looks like she moved away

already

I will never save ghost town now huh

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all right

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let's take this down

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no wonder it was so hard to pull that

tabs

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come on come on

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foreign

this place is huge

hello hello

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[Applause]

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I am Mother Goose

you are

really well my goodness I didn't think

any of you young people cared about me

anymore oh

we do I thought all you wanted to do was

watch television and play video games

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oh quite the contrary come look and see

what you've done

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you see Gonzo Mother Goose and Goose

town are only as beautiful as they are

loved by the children they were created

for we had no idea you still loved us

till right this minute

Ghost Town

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[Applause]

that's right you have made me very happy

I shall fly out to Goose town now until

all the others the good news

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I believe you already took care of that

with your wishing Gonzo check it when

you get back oh and say hello to Nanny

would you you know Nanny oh yes quite

well

but how do we get home just clap your

hands together three times and say

mother may I

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thank you

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well my goodness good to kid what seems

to be all the excitement

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and why we haven't seen each other since

I was a child when I first got this old

book

it's like it better if I got you a new

one

yeah g*ns are an animal just fixed it

all up see the pop-ups working

everything yeah

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foreign

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[Applause]

foreign

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