05x02 - Beauty and the Schnoz

[bunniefuu]

baby baby

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I've got my computer

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is everything all right in here

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thank you

foreign

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I don't look like that Skeeter just wait

score I'm not finished yet besides your

picture of Kermit looks like a monkey

painted it

monkey Skeeter my painting is art

all right who's he I thought you painted

Kermit get it art pyramid Ozzy

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hey anybody got another piece of paper

no I just need some more paper to draw

Gonzo's nose yeah

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hi kids how are the paintings coming

great Mary come look at my beautiful

pictures

that's very nice piggy but it looks more

like a bird than Ralph I know

I'm much breath and dogs

well I'm lucky lucky

what's this animal

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that's not pretty animal those are just

Blobs of pink

wait

okay

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why that is pretty animal come look at

mine

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piggy nanny

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it's very nice fuzzy but I'm not sure I

can see piggy in it you can't she's

wearing a pretty pink potty dress and

there's birthday presents all around her

and all her friends are there see they

are then why is it so black

oh and that's because it's a surprise

party and we haven't turned on the

lights and yelled surprise yet

well it's a lovely picture fuzzy I think

the ugliest picture

you know piggy sometimes you have to

look a little closer to find the real

Beauty in something oh I get it kind of

like my rock collection

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s yes there is when you open them up

oh

that's right scooter hey it's kind of

like our favorite fairy tale book too

the cover is just plain red yeah and all

worn out right when you open it up

there's all kinds of neat things inside

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you might cover either exactly well you

kids keep up the good work see you later

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in any picture let me see what is it

that's weird

wow what is it

oh I decided to do all of us here the

one in the back is me she Karen so it's

real real um

um different

awful piggy you just have to look at it

a little closer

you mean a lot closer well I

can look at it I like things to be few

people like birds and ballerinas and my

most favorite thing of all

butterflies

ah butterflies you mean like this piggy

that creepy caterpillar will be a

beautiful butterfly

caterpillars turn into butterflies sort

of like how the other mcduckling turned

into a beautiful Swan Skeeter oh come on

now sit right here

once upon a time

a mother duck was sitting on her nest

work work

quack

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oh dear

you love me

somehow The Ugly Duckling just didn't

fit in with the others kids where's your

brother here comes out weirdo now

funny

what a weirdo

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okay okay

yeah but really that's not the way I

heard it I heard that the ugly duckling

grew up to be a rocket scientist huh

yeah he was once my

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always inspecting wonderful no

intentions

just a few more adjustments

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wow what a story

she Gonzo are you okay

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fly or fly hey

I wonder if I'll ever understand

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something even better than the one in

the book

don't be silly The Ugly Duckling is

supposed to become a beautiful Swan huh

that's not the point of the story piggy

I know what the point is Skeeter you ask

him I can't handle it okay what's the

point of the story Fozzy well sometimes

you could look at a thing but sometimes

you don't see something about the thing

because sometimes everything on the

thing isn't everything there is to see

in the day see

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um no okay then maybe it's like my

flower it looks like a flower but it's

really something more

you

wow

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gosh do I have to

oh

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yeah

oh wow

anything

's favorite things

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could you come back in here please okay

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the shoe has a lot of neat stuff in this

book

I know it's my favorite which store are

you looking at Kermit Yuri and the Beast

to us Kermit yeah Dylan well okay

once upon a time there was a Woodsman

who returned home after a very long

journey

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couldn't wait to see his lovely wife and

three pretty daughters

see I'm wrong

husband hello father hey Daddio oh gee

do I have to be a daughter ow oh okay hi

Dad how was your journey dear husband

um not so good I got lost and was

rescued by this beast beast yeah and in

return for his kindness he made me

promise to send in my most beautiful

daughter to keep him company isn't

so the woodsman's daughter whose name

was Beauty set out to fulfill her

father's promise

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singing slightly RP she arrived at the

entrance of the Beast cave deep in the

Enchanted Forest

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is anybody home no too bad

you're running the story piggy I don't

care I'm not going into that dark icky

cave just to meet some ugly old Beast

okay then I'll be Beauty

give me your hat

ers

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I have a dentist appointment

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could be that scary

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that's incredible isn't it

wow so what do you think Piggy

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I am wow

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you

you blew bird-brained bazooka big fish

tank but I'm supposed to be a butterfly

bird ballerina you could never be any of

those things you're just too too weird

maybe I should have made the wings a

little shorter

Gonzo how come you're trying to look

like all those things anyway well Mickey

loves butterflies birds and ballerinas

so so if I look like those things maybe

she'll love me too oh but Gonzo what you

look like isn't so important it isn't no

like nanny said it's what's inside that

counts really should just like in the

story Kermit was telling

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hey guys listen to this

will the beasts love beauty but she was

scared till she began to see what the

deep within his monster skin was a sweet

personality and the beat said look a

little bit closer dig a little bit

deeper there's more to see than just the

outside

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or the giant guy made by Dr Frankenstein

he's great he's understood by The

Neighborhood but their hearts were good

and kind

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so don't change the outside okay let the

inside show

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s

thanks I'll show picky that I'm

beautiful inside once and for all oh

what a wonderful movie

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I'm so romantic

I am not

Uganda

him I think sure about the Bergerac is

the most beautiful movie I've ever seen

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always says he says just the right the

writing

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what has any man that he dare ask for

you

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I used to hear my heart

I don't know what it means but it's

beautiful when I think of you I tremble

and the bell swings and Rings Piggy

Piggy

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if it's party once it's poetry shall get

hey you're with the beautiful nose come

here

nice nose you got there oh you're not so

bad yourself well uh Us big noses have

to stick together you know yes so

how's about giving someone else a little

chance all right do your stuff

material

where are you

right here my sweet

nose and you like it too what uh let me

try again ah

there was a young pig from Ohio who's as

big as big as Bayou

who is that it is

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you got

you don't think Gonzo is doing too well

he needs help

you with a nose come here

I said come here

I'll whisper you what to say

I don't want to talk to you anymore

no not anymore

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that's enough and more and more and more

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I guess I got carried away now what do I

say tell her tell her her face is sweet

like a dream

your face is sweet like a dream oh and

what else is it like Poetic colony

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ah

what hey where did that come from

okay now what do I do get ready to move

a little closer to her whatever you say

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touch your hand

s

ganja looks like a monkey monkey

that's good that's okay that's okay

monkey monkey

hey tell her her voice is like a

tinkling piano and that she's as funny

as a rubber chicken and her eyes are

like two computer screens

tell her there comes one moment

what one duty stands

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let's go

sheesh

weird

tell her you like her shoes

tell her she's cool tell her she's daddy

is a fruitcake

she smells good Kelly she's won the

lottery oh girl

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piggy what is it gondo I know I'm not as

pretty as a butterfly and I can't talk

as good as those other guys with the

great looking noses yes but I wanted to

tell you that I

Mickey I think you're terrific I I why

why

thank you Gonzo

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hi kids hi

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oh

right right about what piggy about

finding something nice

nice weirdest looking thing oh geez

thanks piggy well that's fine piggy it's

always a good idea to look very closely

before you decide if you like something

or not that's a good idea Nanny yeah

yeah it is

personally I think it's a great idea

what do you think I think it's a

fantastic idea I think it's great

and I was there I saw it happen he took

the idea he saw it ripe on the tree he

blocked it and he put it in his pockets

it's it's dare I say genius no no but

maybe

maybe it is maybe I'm in the presence of

greatness I just don't know it but I saw

it

foreign

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I bet you thought I was accidentally

going to release the cord

bow my

you're not getting

off

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