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04x01 - The Lurmies are Coming/Quack's Square Deal

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Peep and the Big Wide World". Aired: January 4, 2010 – October 14, 2011.*
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Viewers follow Peep, Chirp, and Quack as they investigate and explore the world around them.

04x01 - The Lurmies are Coming/Quack's Square Deal

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quacks square deal

[Music]

it was one of those days when peep

wanted to try something new

because counting his feet wasn't as much

fun as it used to be

one

two

always two

quack i'm discovering there are no

surprises in counting my feet

well then count mine duck's feet are

full of surprises thanks

one

two

[Music]

oh

i never thought feet could be so

disappointing

what you need is an octopus

[Music]

hey

what was that in chirp's mouth

hmm

i don't know but it's got to be more

surprising than feet

let's go

[Music]

hmm

what are you doing chirp i'm making a

collection of things that are all the

same shape

it's my new hobby

hmm

those aren't the same shape

one's big and one small

the size may be different but the shape

is the same they're called squares

huh yeah

okay for ducks who don't know

squares have four equal sides

see one

two

three

four

[Music]

plus four corners

one

two

three

four i call them square corners

huh that's the best-looking square the

one with the picture

this it's not a square

but it has four sides

and corners

yeah except the sides aren't the same

two are long and two are short see

[Music]

oh yeah

you're right

[Music]

put that down

i just wanted a fight just to know just

to know what

what a square tastes like forget it come

on i won't eat the whole thing stop back

up i promise go home just a little

nibble a little tubby nibble i have to

know

no ducks allowed beyond this line

i can't believe that worked

there's something you should know about

ducks my friend we respect boundaries

i don't like squares anyway i prefer

shapes with pointy tops and you know

what i'm going to collect them it's my

new hobby

while quacks and out to find shapes with

pointy tops

peep helped chirp look for more squares

[Music]

this may be the most squares anyone has

ever had ever anywhere

i take it back

look down

a big square with lots of little squares

on it oh it's the collector's dream come

true

[Music]

unfortunately the dream come true was

hard to move huh

maybe quack would help us

do you think he would yeah i think he

once said ducks are always helpful

or maybe it was just full

huh let's get these little squares home

then we can look for quack

[Music]

quack was still looking for shapes with

pointy tops he found some

but none that he could take home

a collector must have patience and the

drive to keep searching

[Music]

hmm

and a snack wouldn't hurt either

[Music]

okay

let's go find quack

quack quack

[Music]

chirp hadn't thought about what might

happen to her collection if the wind

began to blow

[Music]

i haven't found one single point i could

actually collect whoa hey what when did

the day start getting so short

what was it

what was that

[Music]

pointy tops

akorna nornocopia pointy tops this is

more exciting than i expected

[Music]

i'm the duck who is the king of all the

pointy things and i'm bringing pointy

things back to my pond those kind of

tough rhyming things

quack was proud of his shapes

he put rocks on them to keep them from

blowing away

there you are we've been looking all

over for you

you should have looked where i was and

skipped the other places

so how much do you like my collection

this is the most pointy shapes i ever

saw next to a duck

isn't it though

they look awfully familiar

[Music]

huh where's she going

[Music]

[Applause]

that's my collection you took my squares

you square taker

i found those

and anyway

they're not squares they're pointy tops

see square

huh

but no it's not a square

it's a pointy top

hey

i found magic changing shapes

the shape didn't change at all it's just

a square on its side see

four even sides one two three four

and four square corners

she's right quack it's a square

hmm

hmm

you know

you are right i am not rock

did you say right

i am right

so you admit you took them

no i found them did you put rocks on

your squares like i did so they wouldn't

blow away

[Music]

no

since you saved them i guess you can

have

half

hey look when you fold a square it only

has three sides and three corners

what

forget it this is getting too crazy i'm

out of here

so quack left the squares to chirp and

began a new hobby

counting his feet

[Music]

one two

always the same one two

now this is what i call a relaxing hobby

one two

there i did it again right there

no surprises

one two one two one two one two

oh

good times