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04x13 - Beach Blanket Babies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

04x13 - Beach Blanket Babies

Post by bunniefuu »

baby baby

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I've

got my computer

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thank you

is everything all right in here

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uh the baby frog lines up his shot hmm

takes a stance

sticks out his tongue and

it looks like a remarkable Drive yeah

and a good shot too right cool

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[Applause]

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Nice Shot Kermit yeah it works wasn't it

who's next

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wow wow Gonzo shot appears to be heading

for the Moon

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no problem kids

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animal what's that Golf Club

you don't move that's not how you go

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too bad animals if you use your real

Golf Club you'd have probably done this

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must be beginner's luck my turn

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wow

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um I think you're supposed to say four

or five feet wow hi kids

I've got a big surprise for you

well that's part of the surprise piggy

these are new bathing suits all right

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I'm taking you to the Swim Center

tomorrow to begin your swimming lessons

uh-huh now you put these on and I'll go

get the other surprise all right

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thanks

I'm 5G 19th Nanny men put on what's

inside the Box not the Box gee I thought

these were boxer tracks

questions anyway Nanny because once you

learn how to swim fuzzy you can be safe

in the water gosh we have to learn how

to swim

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gee this suit is weird yeah

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um I think you guys picked up the wrong

boxes we did you mean uh-huh you're

wearing Skeeter's swimsuit scooter oh no

and you've got scooter Skeeter

this is so away from me

hey everyone look

I got this wading pool to help you get

used to the water before you first

listen in a big pool Wow

Wow

have fun now

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hi this is what

oh boy

when I grow up I'm going to be the

greatest water ballerina of all time

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[Applause]

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water ballerinas Don't Dance

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[Applause]

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um I don't think so coming I mean I just

remembered I gotta go fold my socks okay

wanna play checkers

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okay oh yeah

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one of those back scratchers for are you

kidding me

I'm fuzzy what are you doing working at

my pants isn't it great fuzzy you're

already Brown oh yeah why don't you come

in the water you can do something easy

like the Frog here well that's easy for

you Kermit you're a frog how about the

dog paddle fuzzy

what are you doing animals

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oh

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[Applause]

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wow sorry

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um funky are you in there aren't you

gonna come play with us in the water wow

um no why not I have to start my whoopee

cushions huh and pluck my Rubber

Chickens I'm fuzzy steal my bananas

Fergie yeah Kermit don't you wanna go in

the water me

maybe next year sometime

oh I'm afraid to learn how to swim

Kermit oh come on you guys you're

missing all the fun

ready scooter ready

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hey what's this

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all right that was neat Skeeter I was

just horsing around

gee that sure looks like fun here come

on fuzzy and but what if I go underwater

and my Fergus all went and I sink to the

bottom and the fishes don't understand

my jokes

um fuzzy nobody understands your jokes

stay down wait a minute I have an idea

hey Skeeter can I borrow your horsey for

sure

here you go fuzzy just wear this and

you'll be fine right hey you're right

Kermit I do feel better okay now get in

the water get in the water I didn't know

I had to get in the water can't I just

feel fine right here she

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that's okay Kermit I might as well tell

him

I guess I'm a little scared scared of

what

Cloud

that's it I'm afraid of crocodiles

foreign

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fight we'll show you how to use your

tail as a propeller

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but then we'll show you how to use your

skills to keep you floating

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the ones on your back

oh why didn't you say so

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but I don't have any scams or a big tail

okay boys

dump there in the water and let's get

started wait

hey wait a minute I'm not ready

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Please Mr crocodiles I don't want to

sink or swim

make your hands off that bear you Crocs

no it's crocodile froggy

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thank you

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baby

wow that's better oh well bear snatchery

come back here that bear hasn't finished

this swimming lesson

gee thanks don't take it yet fuzzy look

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crocodile froggy whoops

hello

go away crocodiles and shoe shoe

man well don't just stand there nitwich

hey I stopped them pretty good huh

um I don't think it was you Fonzie huh

good eye Kayla yeah I'm not a k*ller I'm

a coward ask anybody you look like you

need a holiday uh no nanny says I just

need to learn how to swim I gotta warn

you you're gonna get wet oh apart from

that no worries great

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fuzzy there aren't any real monsters in

the water you know yeah

some of the smartest and friendliest

creatures on earth live in the water

they do sure hey maybe that could teach

you how to swim

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huh

oh you'll like this guy fuzzy he's real

nice

um he is uh-huh and real big wow

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oh

don't worry fuzzy just say hello hello

I think he likes you Fozzy really uh-huh

he usually just shakes hands hey

Sandy and Dally

gee why are they laughing scooter oh

those are dolphins they laugh all the

time they do

great then I'll tell him a joke okay how

did the man get on the dolphin give up

on purpose get it stop it porpoise

hey they like me

do and they want to teach you to swim

too

but first you have to get in the water

ah okay I'll go get ready

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ready okay now just do what the Dolphins

do

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like this

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I can't learn how to swim

um fuzzy maybe you're using a little too

much equipment you think so uh-huh

don't you want to be popular

me popular what do you mean piggy well

they do uh-huh

uh-huh oh Piggy

hi Chris wow

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come on let's go swimming no thanks

piglet I'm working on my tan you know

catching some rays

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huh me how come cause that's what the

cute boy always does in these beach

movies silly

oh okay hear that brainy you got it

froggy I know a bear who's really

awesome he's the most he's the most all

his friends call him the boss man I'm

the mouse I'm the mouse he can see you

can dance I can twirl it can France

I'm the mouse I'm pause man yeah

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oh

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it's okay

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well what do you guys want

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Scooby-Doo Play We Came to tell you that

this is our beach

what what a bummer

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five Skipper this is our beach yeah we

were here first

oh yeah I know we can have a surfing

contest

why yeah how come because that's what

they always do in these beach movies

silly I should have known good idea off

doggy let's have a surfing contest

the battle for this Turf will be fought

in a surf sh**t

okay with Bieber mama

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oh yeah yeah well first man will serve

for us this man's the best yeah yeah

I'll do it wow

he's the gnarliest surfer in the world

yeah I'm the gnarliest uh first man

closed yeah with my eyes closed

um besides man I don't think you he can

win with two legs tied behind his back

back

and no hands and yeah with my eyes tied

behind my back and my hands folded over

anywhere or whatever

um

pause man

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huh in the water I have to do this in

the water of course you do oh no

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sweat yeah

are you okay fuzzman G froggy I don't

think I can do it that's okay Fox man

I've got an idea thanks farz man wait a

minute everyone boss man's gonna let me

surf in his place

little man what a dude gee thanks froggy

okay okay

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don't worry froggy can win anyway

get out

I think he's in trouble huh he is

call The Lifeguard my dad lifeguard help

help

um Batman

yeah

lifeguard oh no I I've gotta help him uh

froggy always helps me when I'm in

trouble if it weren't for me he wouldn't

even be in there huh hang on froggy I'll

save you awesome

man's gonna say froggy

wait a minute I don't know how to swim

what you have to swim fun man yeah just

use your arms to pull you huh like this

yeah right on

okay

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hey it works now kick your beat

hey funs man you're swimming quiet I

have to save froggy uh Finds Me In yeah

I am froggy oh yes

great come on

there you go oh wow

Raw

three oh okay

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he's great gnarly man

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hey that was me let's go back in froggy

huh you mean you're not scared anymore

no way I found out I can swim we'll take

the surf froggy

um what

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wow really yeah he's one heavy dude

you can say that again

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hi kids

having fun

I went into the water and I can't wait

to take a swimming lessons tomorrow so I

can be a famous lifeguard when I grow up

why that's a great idea Fozzy but first

I think you should dry off

oh oh yeah

how would you kids like some hot dogs

for lunch yeah

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she are you okay Gonzo

what

the violence

what for well uh if the water's not wet

enough the inspector will come and make

the sun clean the pool yeah that's it

during the pool

oh boy come on

thank you

okay animals one of the easiest eyes to

do is the Cannonball

all you have to do is curl yourself

oh

oh no

yes

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