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04x12 - The Frog Who Knew Too Much

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

04x12 - The Frog Who Knew Too Much

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

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is everything all right in here

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thank you

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gee I guess you like the food hunting I

mean my queen

why it was super delicious

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ah sorry

um now where was I oh yeah foreign

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Annie could you tell us another one

I'm sorry kid that's all for tonight

now I want you all to get a good night's

sleep because tomorrow I'm going to

surprise you with something very special

what kind of surprise Danny well if I

told you that Kermit it wouldn't be a

surprise would it yeah I guess not

see you in the morning

wow what do you think Nanny's surprise

is gonna be I know Nanny's gonna give us

inflatable spoons so if we fall into our

cereal we can proud until the Lifeguard

rescues us

yeah what I hope it's a horse yeah maybe

even a talking horse don't be ridiculous

horses can't talk you can say that again

Wilbur

it's not that kind of horse silly a

champion jumping horse

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the

Grand National Children's competition

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has taken an early

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finally are you are you all right

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I guess so Hey Thomas as long as you're

up could you give me a glass of water

yeah me too me too me too me too and

yeah sure guys

and get an extra glass in case you meet

a thirsty burglar on your way don't be

Siri fuzzy there aren't any

burglars sheesh it sure is creepy out

here at night

I sure hope there aren't any burglars

around

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wait Kermit what are you doing up well

um I was just going to get some water

wow is that our surprise me yes it is

Kermit but please don't tell the others

I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise

for them I I won't tell anyone nanny I

promise honest frogs honored okay I

believe you Kermit now I've got to

finish wrapping your present so why

don't you run off to bed I'm okay good

night Annie

hey guys

oops

oh that water

um I I guess I provide oh my God Kermit

How Could You Forget geez maybe he has

prognisia

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and yeah

well

um yeah but I promise not to tell

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yeah is it a new music synthesizer I

know

I know the bunch of elevator hats with

the electric

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ity

pieces of cherry on top

filling with nuts mixed in right Kermit

well

um

um listen Kermit why don't you save

yourself a lot of trouble and tell them

you don't want to keep secrets from your

friends do you well I um no so tell him

but but Karen already

maybe you're right

meow meow Kermit made a promise

promise is a promise it wouldn't be

right to break it now wouldn't well

um she I don't know what do you think

well actually he's got a pretty good

point there why thank you I was hoping

you it's my way right

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um I'm sorry guys but I promised Nanny

and I'm not gonna tell

foreign

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sounds like a yes to me next next

uh no oh boy sorry piggy that's one

panelist down

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um okay is it bigger than a tomato well

I I guess so I know I know it's a big

tomato and no

how about two big Tomatoes nope

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good thing I didn't ask if it was 200.

thank you thank you

now that's true

okay Kermit here's one

is nami's surprise one on thermal

nuclear power

thermonuclear no

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questions

well may seek wait a minute Gonzo I

promised Nanny I wouldn't tell oh

but that's

true oh come on

if you know we should all know Kermit

sorry guys but I promised nanny I

wouldn't tell oh we're never gonna find

out what Nanny's surprise is well then

maybe we're gonna have to sniff it out

like bloodhounds

okay

we wearing these funny clothes Ralph

because we're detectives man we gotta be

cool well I am a little chilly

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that's not that kind of cool fuzzy cool

cool

okay fuzz let's go check out the

nightclub check out you mean like a

library book not exactly

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uh maybe we'd better change our clothes

first good idea and I think I got the

wrong pants

what are we doing here wrong we're

trying to find out about Nanny's

surprise what did you say Nanny's french

fries

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we're looking for Nanny's french fries

well you don't have to yell well my

partner means ma'am is that we're

looking for information about Nanny's

surprise

she's a dog

I'm the dog Maybe

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come on fuzzy we gotta change our

clothes

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I

mean his Pad fuzzy you know the place

where he lives ow brother looks like the

Frog hopped out of here in a hurry yeah

what a mess

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it's him it's the Frog and they've taken

him prisoner gee I guess that's what

happens when you don't clean your room I

don't think so fuzzy someone else must

be after Nanny surprise too come on we

gotta hurry before it's too late

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foreign

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far out we caught the bad guys fuzzy we

dared oh yeah we did she thanks for

saving you guys how can I ever repay you

that's easy just tell us about Nanny's

surprise

I'm sorry I just can't

why not I mean we just saved your life

didn't we yeah I messed up that close

too I'm sorry guys but I promised

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what if I gave you my huge chewing gum

collection

um I don't think so Gonzo are you sure

uh-huh I'm sure you certainly wouldn't

be anything for more would you k*ll me

yeah

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secret around here

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yeah

thank you

my name is from Kermit the Frog I'm a

secret agent

okay

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sandwich ah no thank you

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um nothing

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we don't have a lunchbox collection hey

what he's trying to say is that how much

would you sell that lunchbox for sorry

it's not for sale oh

see I told you it wouldn't work see I

told you it wouldn't work

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oh sorry you must have dropped this

where's your tickets tickets oh yes yes

here you are here's ours and here's mine

say you've only got one ticket I'm

afraid I have to take this huh but lunch

boxes don't need tickets they don't no

ow

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there's no time to move

thank you

this is the roughest train ride yeah

um why would anybody eat after eating

wait I say more

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we will see it and mean and ugly and

they were right in there I maybe you

should wait here and I'll go look around

um here let me hold that for you sir oh

sure miss

um I mean no thanks I can handle it

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there's nobody here that's right

but we're alone you can give me the

secret but no wait

no no he's going to give that to me

they give it to us

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we're fighting this train anyway

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hello

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he's getting up with the secret

she

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I never knew Keeping a Secret could be

so much trouble look

there he goes

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um

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it's a good thing I wore my inflatable

ducky

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all right

he's never gonna tell us yeah

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oh

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yeah well what if I won't share my toys

with you anymore

I still won't tell well what if I make

you eat all your greens

I like green vegetables they put color

in my cheeks they don't yeah you know

Green

thank you

leave me no choice

I use my awareness to fight them all

right

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here I really don't need a haircut

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now

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tell me everything you know well

um I was born on a lily pad in the

middle of the swamp what life is a

tadpole wasn't easy oh boy come on

and then when my legs finally grew I

could hardly wait to take my first hop

oh brother

man I went down to the kitchen to get a

drink of water and there I saw Nanny was

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and I was just getting to the good part

oh well

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hey everybody wake up what's going on

look if that must be Nanny's surprise

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I wonder what it is let's open it and

find out

wow it's a new train set for real now we

can really pretend to be spies on a

train yeah like James Bond on the Orient

Express or or like Commando Cody and

share those blocks huh good morning kids

good morning Danny I see you found your

surprise we sure did thanks Nanny it's

the greatest yeah oh I'm so glad you

like it and I didn't tell anybody what

it was Danny why thank you Kermit I know

it's not easy Keeping a Secret

very proud of you thanks Mary look

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look

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for dinner

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