04x01 - Muppetland

[bunniefuu]

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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okay okay I'm thinking I got it nanny

wears Green Stripe socks pass it on got

it nanny has a green stripe clock huh

pass it on oh I'm

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McCormick here

my screen and they attack at one o'clock

pass it on yes sir type an animal yes

sir marshmallow cream will be back at

one o'clock pass it on okay

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pass on

uh okay

oh that's a secret agent scooter I'm not

in right now so please leave your

message

the Marshall seems to have won pass it

on right

okay everybody here's the message I got

Marcia has bees and will start

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hey that wasn't the message Skeeter I

said Nanny wears Green Stripe socks

I like playing telephone let's play

again let me start this time

record it

restart Mr

hey it's the real phone come on guys

I wonder who it is hello

hi yes just a minute who is it maybe

it's Johnny Carson and he wants me to

come on his show and jump on my rubber

chicken what well shh be quiet so we can

hear her yeah

oh my hi

um get the phone ring Nanny yes it did

Piggy and it's for Kermit mean Annie

uh-huh I've never had a real telephone

call before

hello oh hi Benson yeah right

Cowboys spaceships wow that sounds great

Bunsen okay yeah I'll tell him goodbye

Bunton just invited us to his birthday

party at Wacky World in two weeks

can we go near me I don't see why not

you right

several weeks away

Rocky world that's a real neat Park

animal with Ryan

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like future land

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and cowboy land

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torpedo nose

Storybook Land yeah

torpedo

I was just starting to like bazooka Pig

gosh two weeks

maybe we don't have to wait what do you

mean we could build our own wacky world

right here in the nursery

wow I could build Music Land

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what are you going to build Kumi well um

maybe a town right out of the Old West

what a magnificent idea for me

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hey this is pretty cool look a sh**ting

gallery I'm going to win the biggest and

best price there is watch this Ralph

oh

no I don't believe it I missed

everything here let me try fuzzy I think

you forgot to yell bang huh

wow all right a big prize for the little

sharpsh**ter gee hey look at me doggy

Crockett wait a minute I want another

turn ready

come on let's get out of here fuzzy

ladies and gentlemen boys and girls

he's ending the sharpest sh**ter at the

side of a muppet Zippy piggy

Hey look it's Piggy

oh

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introducing my co-star Buffalo

frogs

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[Applause]

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thank you

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[Applause]

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excuse me hey look someone's stealing

all the horses

thank you

come on everybody

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come on guys this way huh where are we

going a Riverboat

I wonder how you start this thing

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still getting away

don't worry I know a shortcut

yes

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okay Angel where are you taking my

rocking horse

sorry Gonzo that's okay

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this is all the great stuff I'm gonna

use to build the funniest land of all

Walker land

I can hardly wait hey don't you guys

want to hear about my laugh not now

Gonzo workarian that sounds neat fuzzy

yeah wakaman will be the funniest land

ever

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wow

wow far out hey look over there little

come and get it

your table is ready walking this way

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that's right

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yeah

or maybe we better just order piggy what

do you have to eat bossy well we have

tomato Burgers tomato fries tomato

milkshakes and our specialty of the

house the comedy club sandwich

what is that sliced tomatoes and tomato

bread do you hear anything without

tomatoes fuzzy well we do have pie okay

I'll have a pie okay one cream pie

please

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I don't think that's so funny huh excuse

me fuzzy hey Gonzo did you drop this

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so what are you what are you doing with

my rubber chicken

oh yeah well hey come on you guys I

wanna show you Playland Playland yeah

it's gonna have nothing but the biggest

fastest scariest in the whole world

welcome to the greatest most exciting

ride of all time

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wow it's so big gee it looks kind of

scary oh don't be afraid come on it's

fun guys yeah

watch me

wow that does look like fun I don't know

come on scooter

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okay whoops

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[Applause]

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this is the fastest roller coaster in

the world

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trash

I did it I did

it

watch this

wow that was fun I wasn't scared gee

Skeeter that sure was exciting

think of a wonderful ride we can build

in Storybook Land okay I don't get it I

know I finished building this track oh

yeah uh-huh help me look for the missing

piece will you sorry Skeeter I gotta get

Music Land ready you guys want to be in

the band it's gonna be far out no thanks

Roth I've got to get started on future

land it's gonna be the best come on

animals

Skeeter you wanna play in my band no

thanks Russ I've got to fix my roller

coaster

huh hey this looks like one of Parental

scissors I wonder if he took my tracks

just you wait Camilla when I'm done

building this place it'll

be the best I had chickens from all over

the world will come to see it sea animal

When Future land is finished it will be

the most perfect land of all Rubble not

yet first we have to design the main

building

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key animal this is amazing thank you

let's go in

here it is animal the city of the future

I'll show you around

foreign

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that's the future land bus line animal

well see you tomorrow

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that's the most popular spot in future

land the meteorite hot dog

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stands

okay animal okay

good is your order Mr

157 Luna Rover dogs in a diet cola to go

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wow

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come back

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hey thanks

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oh come on animals we better get out of

here

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prepared to blast off animals

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what's wrong

someone took my batteries

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hey Rolf do you have some batteries I

could borrow sorry scooter I need them

for my Robot Band that is unless you

want to be in the band sorry Ralph I'm

too busy oh well I

just us guys let's show them what we can

do

presenting the world famous music

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[Applause]

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foreign

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friends

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imagination

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is something wrong somebody took my

robot's batteries really if you ask me

it was probably Gonzo well I guess it

doesn't really matter I need real people

to have a band anyway has anyone seen

Gonzo around or not lately Skeeter why

I know he took my rubber chicken

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what's a matter Piggy

he don't think Gonzo took your

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name

gee look at this what is it pretty cool

Gonzo

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isn't that my rocking horse

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that's nice hey Scooter this place looks

kind of cool yeah and it looks like it's

not too fast either let's go inside

hey Scooter don't these costumes look

like Piggy's doll clothes yeah man is

she ever gonna be mad when she sees this

gee I wonder what else consoles

Gonzo says this is the most popular ride

in clarklands

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I wonder why you're screaming

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here you hear Gonzo I

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forgot

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[Applause]

hey that was my Rubber

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Chickens under control

I think

what's happening

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[Applause]

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hey what are you doing with my track

Skeeter this is my roller coaster track

Gonzo gee I'm sorry I tried to ask if I

could borrow

but nobody would listen to me yeah I

know what you mean everyone but animal

was too busy to help me with future land

and I couldn't find anyone to play in my

music land band gosh we each got so

excited about our own ideas we forgot to

help each other gee if we started

each other now we could still finish our

Wacky World before dinner what's going

on here kids

um we were just playing Danny yeah we're

building our own wacky world right Ralph

is building this real neat place called

Music Land and Skeeter's making this fun

place called Playland we don't want to

tell you anymore all right guys yeah

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oh my

what happened here we make best land

Manny well what is it animals

I don't think so animal not today

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thank you

have fun

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