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03x14 - Bad Luck Bear

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

03x14 - Bad Luck Bear

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happy babies

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

yeah

yeah is everything all right in here

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foreign

where she goes whoa that was the biggest

whale I've ever seen

directions

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because whales are very intelligent life

forms

yeah

oh just our luck we found the only

stupid whale

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yes you're okay but I think mermaids are

much more interesting don't you Curry

huh

[Laughter]

well the water is mine but it sure is

hard to talk

oh

yeah what are you doing

[Applause]

sorry

you log in here

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we're getting dried off

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um

do I look better with my fur parted in

the middle or on the side

I really can't see for a reason

in the morning give me that soap okay

huh I got it oops

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wow Nanny's gonna be mad at me

when you break a mirror they put you in

a pot of spaghetti up to your neck and

throw meatballs at you

Sally you got seven

seven

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two seven years gee I'll be a great bird

old bear by then

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see bad luck already huh don't get up

tight fuzzy personally I don't believe

it

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are you all right Ralph

sure but I think I just changed my mind

about bad luck I her to crash kids

what's going on in here

what it's true nanny I broke a mirror

and now I'm going to be a bad luck bear

for seven years why do you say that

fuzzy piggy told me well that's not too

piggy the idea that breaking a mirror is

bad luck is just an old superstition

Superman listens to on the radio the

super station

not exactly gone though a Superstition

is something that people are afraid of

when there's really no reason to be

afraid

superstitions sounds silly Manny that's

right does that mean I won't have seven

years bad luck not if you don't want to

fuzzy

I'll call the glass company and have

them replace the mirror gee thanks Danny

I feel much better

hey guys my bad luckies

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help me okay

geez gosh I'm sorry Kermit Nanny must be

wrong I'm still Jinx I must be the

unluckiest bear in the whole world

nobody laughs at my jokes I'm jinxed

with bad luck ah I just can't do

anything right

here let me help you fuzzy

thanks Rob hey what are you doing in my

imagination I thought maybe you could

use some help ah it's not yours I'm a

jinx rob you better go back before my

bad luck rubs off on you too wait a

minute cheer up fuzzy your luck can't

stay bad forever it can't nope gee

that's great

what's the matter Rob

oh no I walked under our ladders that's

bad luck too isn't it don't panic fuzzy

that's just an old super oh yeah station

hey bro where'd you go

cash Rob this is getting worse

oh no more bad luck a black mouse just

crossed my path gee fuzzy I always

thought it was black cats that were

supposed to bring bad luck yeah that's

right

foreign

[Applause]

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fuzzy

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[Applause]

being a jinx is awful I'm going to bring

bad luck to everyone for the next seven

years

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do you think you could not touch my

pillow with your bad luck cooties

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okay you can't touch my pillow fuzzy gee

thanks piggy in seven years

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hey take it easy fuzzy today's Friday

maybe by the weekend your bad luck will

be gone

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did you say Friday

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I knew it gosh what is it fuzzy today is

Friday

I'm doomed

ay

hey I know the cure for bad luck

you do

again knock on wood

but how does knocking on wood bring good

luck

that's simple

Warrior goes

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over here

gosh so this is what the inside of wood

looks like

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I didn't do anything

hey give me back my hat I didn't take

your hands

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and they forget what you're doing I'll

show you

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what's going on

okay

I knew that

weirdos

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foreign

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welcome

so now you know fuzzy anytime you want

to chase away bad luck all you gotta do

is knock on wood great I'll try it

[Applause]

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oh gee now my bad luck is worse than

ever I know how to change your luck

fuzzy you do sure follow me all you need

are some good luck charms a rabbit's

foot or shoes Lucky Penny that's just

moisture

Skeeter it's okay piggy I'll try

anything to change my luck come on guys

let's try to help fuzzy change his luck

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when you're feeling

down that's me all right

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good luck

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sisters

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lucky stars

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[Applause]

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that was fun guys but it's no use

Nothing's Gonna Change My Luck wait a

minute Fozzy I just remembered the

luckiest thing in the world what's that

Kermit a four-leaf clover if you can

find one your bad luck will be gone for

sure

that's how far they left

and look for kisses ridiculous

nothing here

here

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[Applause]

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hey guys I think I found something you

mean that's a door left over box four

leaf clover silly and this isn't one is

just a trap door it must lead under the

nursery come on fuzzy let's check it out

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gee when is this place Skinner

it's the land of the leprechauns if

anyone can find you a four-leaf clover a

leprechaun can come on

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relax is here

quietly you've gotta sneak up on

leprechauns or they'll run away before

you can leave ow okay

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thank you

all right what is it you want a pot of

gold the magic rainbow ah I just want

you to help me find a four-leaf clover

is that whole with it simple all you

have to do to paint the four leaf clover

is be lucky and I'm not lucky of course

not that's what you need the four-leaf

clover for hmm you do have a problem

don't you let me see hmm I need to find

a four-leaf clover to be lucky but I

need to be lucky to find the four leaf

clover

this is terrible I'm never gonna get rid

of my bad luck sure you are all you need

to do is find a four-leaf clover and you

do that with a four-leaf clover locator

a what a four-leaf clover locator wow

there you know every good leprechaun

with a rabbit's foot has one

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Hey listen I think I found one

[Laughter]

yeah there it is oh boy my luck is Gonna

Change now for sure let me have it

it's no use

my bad luck is jinxing everyone

there's only one thing for me to do

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things out I'll do it

yeah

Gonzo that doesn't look like a lamp that

looks like a chicken one

huh

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Nanny's gonna be very upset with us

about this lamp and all because of fuzzy

dumb luck uh speaking of Ozzy where is

he

he's gone

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look he left a note

I know he drew a picture see

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he must have felt bad for bringing us

all such bad luck wow one good thing our

luck will finally be getting better

piggy

um I mean I would never have asked him

to leave but since he volunteered

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I don't care if foggy does have bad luck

he's still our good friend yeah

Mr little fuzzball

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come on guys we've got a fine fuzzy

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the door stuck

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I broke a mirror

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maybe you'll only have three and a half

years bad luck

won't have any I'm going to turn it into

good luck with me

I think this stuff's contagious I know I

know I should have had my bad luck Chuck

are you kids all right oh my

what happened in here well um uh Fuzzy's

bad luck got worse

and Fozzy ran away ran away

what are you doing

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running away Manny you don't have to run

away fuzzy

oh okay

now what are you doing

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I'm running back home

come with me fuzzy huh

oh okay Nanny you too piggy I want to

talk to both of you you do me that's

right oh looks like their luck is gonna

get worse you're in trouble no the only

reason anyone has bad luck is because

they believe they have it really uh-huh

if you thought about being lucky as much

as you worry about being unlucky you'd

see what I mean gee I'm sorry for

everything I said to you fuzzy it

probably made you have more bad luck

that's okay piggy I was so worried about

being unlucky I guess I brought bad luck

to everyone

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wow ah gee that's better

now clean up this mess and no more

worrying about bad luck okay

come on okay

if I'm not jinxed anymore maybe I'll

have better luck with my jokes uh I

wouldn't push it fuzzy how about this

one White's red and black and has 600

upside down legs give up a hundred break

dancing ladybugs

[Applause]

that's my luck he won tomato

now that's more like it

foreign

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oh

I'm gonna be the luckiest weirdo in the

world

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